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Thad

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Re: Quotes
« Reply #20 on: March 25, 2008, 10:46:18 PM »

When I was doing Rocky Horror, the theatre paid for my undies.  (Well, the women's undies.  I bought the tighty-whities.)  They told me I could keep them.
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« Reply #21 on: April 01, 2008, 03:26:18 PM »

I'm playing a game with just brilliant writing...

ruususokkusu (오후 4:16:07): "The leaves made a mystical sound as they blew in the wind."
ruususokkusu (오후 4:16:08): What?
interlocutor (오후 4:16:17): mystical sound!!
interlocutor (오후 4:16:26): you know....like the mystical type of sound
ruususokkusu (오후 4:16:43): Is that like...wumbly wumbly wumbly? No, that's whimsical...
ruususokkusu (오후 4:16:44): Uh....
ruususokkusu (오후 4:16:58): shwaaa
ruususokkusu (오후 4:17:01): shwaaawaawaaaa
ruususokkusu (오후 4:17:12): lol does that work?
interlocutor (오후 4:19:15): that sounds like a dying goose
ruususokkusu (오후 4:19:18): : /
ruususokkusu (오후 4:19:35): What's better, then? HUH?
ruususokkusu (오후 4:19:37): C'MON!!!
ruususokkusu (오후 4:19:40): GIMME MYSTICAL!
interlocutor (오후 4:19:51): woooowaaooo ::chingle::
ruususokkusu (오후 4:20:11): lmao
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Re: Quotes
« Reply #22 on: April 17, 2008, 07:17:46 PM »

from #wolfpire:

<Kazz> i was a cool kid at improv club
<Kazz> now i'm gay
<Friday> not really
<Friday> you're more...
<Friday> gay light
<Kazz> i only suck the head
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Re: Quotes
« Reply #23 on: April 19, 2008, 02:39:38 PM »

<R^2> Undermountain's by-the-book traps are kind of dull. "The ceiling here is an illusion, and there's a hostile carrion crawler behind it, stuck to the real ceiling!" yaaawn
<BongoBill> The ceiling here is an illusion, and the door is behind it! The obvious door goes to a closet with a carrion crawler in it.
<R^2> I guess you can't be really nasty at low ECLs.
<R^2> Er, ELs.
<@Cait> Sure you can. You just can't be LETHAL.
<Doom> The carrion crawler here is an illusion! It's actually three baby carrion crawlers illusioned to look like a very twitchy standard one!
<R^2> The carrion crawler is full of spiders. The spiders are full of smaller spiders.
<@Cait> The carrion crawler is actually a glamered animated key.
<BongoBill> The carrion crawler here is an illusioN! It's actually the real ceiling, with a carrion crawler stuck to it!
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« Reply #24 on: April 24, 2008, 11:59:47 AM »

[3:54] <Zaratustra> I have a solution for the election problem
[3:54] <Zaratustra> erection for the election
[3:54] <Zaratustra> the candidate that can sustain a hardon for the longest time is the winner
[3:55] <Zaratustra> unfortunately this is biased towards Hillary
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Re: Quotes
« Reply #25 on: April 24, 2008, 09:43:22 PM »

<Zaratustra> The taunting haunt is a rotund jester-like creature that is the haunting spirit of deceased performer. You can defeat it in a fight, but it will keep coming back every 24 hours unless you defeat it in a battle of wits.
<Zaratustra> A sidebar describes a battle of wits as a back-and-forth trade of jokes, insults, riddles etc.
<Zaratustra> So, what I'm thinking as I'm reading this is that they've created a monster that can only truly be killed if it is defeated in a Yo Momma' battle.
<Doom> DA-YUMN! YO MOMMA SO FAT THAT SHE HAS POSITIVE ECL! YO MOMMA SO FAT THAT I GOTSTA ROLL TWICE ON HER LOOT TABLE! YO MOMMA SO FAT THAT SHE AIN'T GOT TO CAST PERMANENCY WITH HER BEAR'S ENDURANCE!
<Zaratustra>  Yo momma so fat, she has her own Ethereal Plane.
<Doom> YO MOMMA'S SO FAT THAT WHEN I REACHED FER DESERT, I CAUSED AN ATTACK OF OPPORTUNITY!
<Zaratustra> Yo momma so old, when she was a kid, the Forgotten Realms were just the Mildly Obscure Realms.
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Re: Quotes
« Reply #26 on: April 25, 2008, 09:01:07 AM »

You forgot <+Lyrai> Yo momma so fat she cast Giant Size and shrunk
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Re: Quotes
« Reply #27 on: April 25, 2008, 02:01:33 PM »

<Suibeom> He moved to one of those Y2K survivalit colonies.
<Stush> Whoah.
<Suibeom> Survivalist, rather.
<@Romosome> whoa
<Stush> What happened to those after it didn't happen?
<Suibeom> That was... A while ago.
<Suibeom> I have no idea!
<Stush> D:
<Suibeom> I never heard from him.
<Stush> Oh man.
<Stush> Maybe, ironically, they were the only places affected.
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Re: Quotes
« Reply #28 on: April 25, 2008, 10:05:03 PM »

<Detonator> They're just assuming that just because something caused the Holocaust, that it must be wrong.
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« Reply #29 on: April 25, 2008, 11:34:30 PM »

www.0x22.com is awesome

<Aintaer>   There's a problem about minimizing costs for lunch at a daycare
<Aintaer>   My final solution:
<Aintaer>   The minimum cost per child is 47.3 cents. This meal consists of 2 slices of bread, 0.555 tbsp of peanut butter, 0.2775 tbsp of strawberry jelly, 1 whole graham cracker (children might complain about partial crackers), and a mix of 0.5482 cup milk and 0.4839 juice.
<Aintaer>   Considering that a mix of milk and juice may not be the most palatable, Bob and Alice are advised to select the least picky children for their day care.

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Re: Quotes
« Reply #30 on: April 25, 2008, 11:37:38 PM »

<R^2> Undermountain's by-the-book traps are kind of dull. "The ceiling here is an illusion, and there's a hostile carrion crawler behind it, stuck to the real ceiling!" yaaawn

The ceiling here is an illusion. It is actually the floor.

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« Reply #31 on: April 29, 2008, 08:19:20 AM »

<Stush> I wish i still had my megadrive.
<Stush> I mean, i have emulators, but that doesn't capture the feelings of putting the cartridge in, turning it on, finding it doesn't work, taking the cart out, blowing on it, putting it back in, and repeating a dozen times, then giving up.
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Re: Quotes
« Reply #32 on: April 30, 2008, 09:57:58 PM »

Nick Hamilton: I have a question there is like some woman for an example she had like 101 kids wouldn't that be alot?
Charlie C: Yes. Also not going to happen, because she'd die before hitting that mark.
Nick Hamilton: What makes you say that?
Charlie C: Nick, pregnancy takes a lot out of us soft, weak hu-mans. This is a woman we're talking about; not a freaking ant queen.
Nick Hamilton: On 101 it was made as a movie except it was a disney movie and it had a crap load of dogs.
Charlie C: Which is... Also not going to happen with dogs. Certainly not in a single litter. Canine and human vaginas are not somehow tears into a strange, alien dimension of space... Cool as that would be.
Nick Hamilton: If I mean "IF" on a human it would be a big fat responsibilty.
Charlie C: Or a reason to commit suicide, if the woman and man was somehow forced to care for every single one.

Turns out chats with literal autistics can get rather bizarre.
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Re: Quotes
« Reply #33 on: May 01, 2008, 12:35:40 AM »

Also, the 101 Dalmatians didn't all come from the same mother.

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Re: Quotes
« Reply #34 on: May 01, 2008, 02:10:19 PM »

WELL SHUCKS THAT JUST CHANGES EVERYTHING DON'T IT
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Re: Quotes
« Reply #35 on: May 01, 2008, 07:37:21 PM »

we need a M. Night Shamyamamamalan smiley for these moments.

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« Reply #36 on: May 03, 2008, 03:39:09 PM »

Quote from: #mythos
[16:25:08] <neutral> my vid is taking forever to upload to youtube
[16:25:10] <neutral> ugggggggggggggggggg
[16:25:13] <neutral> 5 hours now
[16:25:19] <neutral> 4gb
[16:25:20] <lemistio> you're uploading
[16:25:23] <lemistio> a 4gb video
[16:25:24] <lemistio> in youtube
[16:25:27] <neutral> so
[16:25:34] <neutral> 2min long
[16:25:34] <CorpPor> have you ever heard of compression?
[16:25:36] * lemistio rolls.
[16:25:41] <CorpPor> holy shit.
[16:25:42] <neutral> well
[16:25:45] <neutral> is used to be 100mb
[16:25:49] <neutral> but i put a song in there
[16:25:51] <neutral> and now its 4gb

Quote from: #mythos
[16:33:31] <SolInvictus> No dude.
[16:33:37] <SolInvictus> Ironman is richer than Batman.
[16:33:44] <SolInvictus> Forbes listed him as the richest superhero.
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« Reply #37 on: May 03, 2008, 04:19:11 PM »

Quote from: #mythos
[16:33:31] <SolInvictus> No dude.
[16:33:37] <SolInvictus> Ironman is richer than Batman.
[16:33:44] <SolInvictus> Forbes listed him as the richest superhero.

Well think about it this way: what has more intrinsic economic value? Iron, or bats?
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Re: Quotes
« Reply #38 on: May 03, 2008, 04:47:55 PM »

Quote from: Christian Bale, in a recent interview
'I would like to say acting is a meaningful and difficult job, but it's actually damn easy and pretty pointless.'
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Re: Quotes
« Reply #39 on: May 03, 2008, 05:27:50 PM »

Well think about it this way: what has more intrinsic economic value? Iron, or bats?
Supposing we follow that line of reasoning, where does that put Aquaman?
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