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« Reply #40 on: May 03, 2008, 05:34:47 PM »

Pretty damn low.  Barbie Girl hasn't been popular for years.
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« Reply #41 on: May 04, 2008, 06:35:41 PM »

But what is a grill compared to something as elemental as water?
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« Reply #42 on: May 04, 2008, 09:03:19 PM »

Quote from: Christian Bale, in a recent interview
'I would like to say acting is a meaningful and difficult job, but it's actually damn easy and pretty pointless.'

Easy? Inevitable after hanging out with this man long enough:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yHfz7_YjRww

(part one of six)
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« Reply #43 on: May 04, 2008, 11:46:59 PM »

Quote from: #mythos
[16:33:31] <SolInvictus> No dude.
[16:33:37] <SolInvictus> Ironman is richer than Batman.
[16:33:44] <SolInvictus> Forbes listed him as the richest superhero.

LIES
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« Reply #44 on: May 05, 2008, 02:39:16 AM »

<Roger> "love how super-science is aparently not only a physical substance but also how knowledge can aparently be lost. "Oh shi--! Where did I put my knowledge of how to manipulate positrons? Fuck, it's in the puppy!" "
<Dogstar> Roger, do you know how to make a computer?
<Dogstar> Not just how to put it together, but how to create and build all the machines needed to create the pieces and parts from scrap, and not only that, how to find and collect the materials needed to make one, process those materials, and any special machines (and their requisite bits) that might be needed for that?
<+Stush> I do! You have to harvest the aluminium for the case from cans, the gold from people's teeth, you have to sneakily steal the silicon from breast implants, and the copper from coins! And then you throw them all into a blender and blend until they're fine, and you throw them into a box of science and it'll form crystals, which eventually turn into a computer.
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« Reply #45 on: May 05, 2008, 05:43:50 AM »

Obviously a computer is made of computronium.

You think I'm joking.

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« Reply #46 on: May 05, 2008, 05:46:24 AM »

Quote from: #mythos
[16:33:31] <SolInvictus> No dude.
[16:33:37] <SolInvictus> Ironman is richer than Batman.
[16:33:44] <SolInvictus> Forbes listed him as the richest superhero.

LIES

Some egotistical editor for Forbes listed his own fictional character, Fake Steve Jobs.
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« Reply #47 on: May 05, 2008, 06:07:13 AM »

Forbes really should use stricter standards when creating a list of fictional rich people.

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« Reply #48 on: May 05, 2008, 08:30:40 AM »

<Niku> Wait
<Niku> The rumored Ant-Man movie is rumored to be directed by rumored Edgar Wright?
<Niku> SOLD.
<Kabbage> I dunno... Hot Fuzz was a little too much like Shaun for me to think he's got a full-length superhero movie in him.
<Cait> Fortunately, Ant-Man's not a full-length superhero.
<Stush> Dohohoho
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« Reply #49 on: May 05, 2008, 10:53:16 AM »

Forbes really should use stricter standards when creating a list of fictional rich people.

I'm nerdy enough to actually wish that they did use stricter standards for this pointless article. I haven't read the most recent article, but I read the first one and I was upset that they listed Scrooge McDuck anywhere but first, and they estimated his worth to be in the mere billions. I mean, the character is known as the Richest Duck In The World! So rich that every writer just makes up bigger and bigger numbers because he's so impossibly wealthy! He owns an entire moon made of gold, for the love of God!
:richiam:

So anyway I'm glad he finally got his due.
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« Reply #50 on: May 05, 2008, 11:03:04 AM »

I hear you there, but I'm not so sure that he's richer than freaking Santa Claus (who doesn't just own the worldwide toy industry, but is essentially the worldwide toy industry).  Also, why the hell is Princess Peach anywhere on that list?  She can't even afford decent bodyguards, for Toad's sake.  They had to hire a plumber to rescue her.
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« Reply #51 on: May 05, 2008, 11:12:25 AM »

You clearly don't know Mario's rate.
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« Reply #52 on: May 05, 2008, 01:51:47 PM »

You clearly don't know Mario's rate.

So he's not just paid in :cake:?

I hear you there, but I'm not so sure that he's richer than freaking Santa Claus (who doesn't just own the worldwide toy industry, but is essentially the worldwide toy industry).

Well, in the first list, Santa was ranked above everyone. The Wikipedia article claims that Santa was removed from the second list because children (more likely, their parents) complained that Santa wasn't fictional, so shouldn't have been listed.
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« Reply #53 on: May 05, 2008, 01:53:25 PM »

Fine.

Robot Santa, then.
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« Reply #54 on: May 05, 2008, 02:04:02 PM »

Children read Forbes?

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« Reply #55 on: May 05, 2008, 02:11:47 PM »

You clearly don't know Mario's rate.
So he's not just paid in :cake:?

Oh, he is.

Yellowcake.

Mario's got big plans...
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« Reply #56 on: May 09, 2008, 04:01:35 PM »

Quote
'The aunt no one can stand.'

Actor John Cleese, describing Hillary Clinton
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« Reply #57 on: May 17, 2008, 04:01:36 PM »

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'It's frankly a rather embarrassing matter.'

U.S. Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice, on the discovery that Nobel laureate Nelson Mandela is included on the U.S. terrorist watch list

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'I want Barack Obama to be the next president of our country. As an official celebrity, I know my endorsement has just made your mind up for you.'

Movie actor Tom Hanks, writing on his MySpace page
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« Reply #58 on: May 19, 2008, 01:40:15 PM »

<@Cait> You CAN choose a new name, Stush.
<@Cait> That's what courts are for.
<Aintaer> I thought those were for suing people.
<Stush> I should change my name to CAIT
<Stush> And you'll be like "That's my name!" and i'll be like "IT'S LEGAL, BABY" and i'll throw the certificate at you and explode in a massive fireball.
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« Reply #59 on: May 20, 2008, 12:39:33 PM »

Quote from: Captain_Teddy - Comment made on an in-house Battle Field Heros interview
Nice game and nice looks.
It’s an pity that its reales first in the summer.WHY NOT NOW.
Ohh god what i wana play this game.
My computer is really slow so i can’t have a real game like Conter Strike.So this game will be perfect.I fixed so all my “happy shooting” friends going to play this game.
Everybodie says the same thing:

This game looks amazing fun.
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