Brontoforumus Archive

Please login or register.

Login with username, password and session length
Advanced search  

News:


This board has been fossilized.
You are reading an archive of Brontoforumus, a.k.a. The Worst Forums Ever, from 2008 to early 2014.  Registration and posting (for most members) has been disabled here to discourage spambots from taking over.  Old members can still log in to view boards, PMs, etc.

The new message board is at http://brontoforum.us.

Pages: 1 2 3 [4] 5 6 7 8 9 ... 75

Author Topic: Quotes  (Read 96652 times)

0 Members and 1 Guest are viewing this topic.

Brentai

  • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DnXYVlPgX_o
  • Admin
  • Tested
  • Karma: -65281
  • Posts: 17524
    • View Profile
Re: Quotes
« Reply #60 on: May 20, 2008, 01:31:11 PM »

I wanted to play Battlefield Heroes for like a couple seconds until I realized it was "Free 2 Play" and not "Free to play".  F2P never, ever, ever ends well.
Logged

Guild

  • High-Bullshit
  • Tested
  • Karma: -2
  • Posts: 5136
    • View Profile
Re: Quotes
« Reply #61 on: May 21, 2008, 02:26:37 PM »

<Zaratustar> Early last year Colin Farrell attempted to block the distribution of a 13-minute sex tape he made with ex-girlfriend and Playboy  Playmate Nicole Narain.
<Zaratustar> Presumably because he didn't want to look like a bragger
<Stush> Man, why do celebrities always seem to TAPE it? And then complain when it gets out.
<Zaratustar> Stush: celebrities can only get it up when being taped
Logged

Kazz

  • Projekt Direktor
  • Admin
  • Tested
  • Karma: -65475
  • Posts: 6423
    • View Profile
Re: Quotes
« Reply #62 on: May 21, 2008, 03:02:27 PM »

I read Colin Farrell, but I thought of Colin Quinn.  Which is just a hilarious image.
Logged

Kazz

  • Projekt Direktor
  • Admin
  • Tested
  • Karma: -65475
  • Posts: 6423
    • View Profile
Re: Quotes
« Reply #63 on: June 01, 2008, 11:49:36 AM »

During a baseball game...

Announcer: "Covidien, leading providers of life-saving cancer research."

Lady Duke: "As opposed to deadly cancer research?"
Logged

Mongrel

  • Emoticon Knight-Errant
  • kodePunc Team
  • Tested
  • *
  • Karma: -65340
  • Posts: 17029
    • View Profile
Re: Quotes
« Reply #64 on: June 01, 2008, 12:57:23 PM »

Quote
Perhaps one of David Niven's finest moments came when he had to present the 46th Annual Oscars ceremony, and a naked man appeared behind him, running across the stage. Not to be outclassed or nonplussed even for a moment, Niven came back with the one liner "Isn't it fascinating to think, that probably the only laugh that man will ever get in his life, is by stripping off and showing his shortcomings!"
Logged

François

  • Huh.
  • Tested
  • Karma: 83
  • Posts: 3313
    • View Profile
Re: Quotes
« Reply #65 on: June 02, 2008, 08:47:58 AM »

As I rounded a corner, I noticed a long line of people who were obviously waiting for a well-known author. I had about 15 minutes to spare, so I jumped in the line, hoping to see the celebrity before I had to go do my job. I listened to the people ahead of me and tried to figure out who I was waiting for. Man, was I disappointed. They were in line waiting for me. Luckily I am virtually invisible in crowds, so no one noticed me slink away and go to the head of the line to sign books.
Logged

Arc

  • Admin
  • Tested
  • Karma: 0
  • Posts: 3703
    • View Profile
Re: Quotes
« Reply #66 on: June 02, 2008, 09:58:01 AM »

:wat: Scott Adams: Brilliant Dumbass
Logged

Brentai

  • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DnXYVlPgX_o
  • Admin
  • Tested
  • Karma: -65281
  • Posts: 17524
    • View Profile
Re: Quotes
« Reply #67 on: June 02, 2008, 10:41:37 AM »

Announcer: "Covidien, leading providers of life-saving cancer research."

Lady Duke: "As opposed to deadly cancer research?"

I WILL CURE YOU, CANCER!
Logged

Kazz

  • Projekt Direktor
  • Admin
  • Tested
  • Karma: -65475
  • Posts: 6423
    • View Profile
Re: Quotes
« Reply #68 on: June 04, 2008, 03:33:26 PM »

[7:31] <MadMAxJr> Also Kazz, it is very tempting to try to join your game with some kind of hack and slash Phoenix Wright character.
[7:31] <Zaratustra> BISECTION!
Logged

Brentai

  • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DnXYVlPgX_o
  • Admin
  • Tested
  • Karma: -65281
  • Posts: 17524
    • View Profile
Re: Quotes
« Reply #69 on: June 04, 2008, 04:33:52 PM »

[7:31] <MadMAxJr> Also Kazz, it is very tempting to try to join your game with some kind of hack and slash Phoenix Wright character.
[7:31] <Zaratustra> BISECTION!

I WILL CURE YOU, CANCER!
Logged

Niku

  • MEAT
  • Tested
  • Karma: -65350
  • Posts: 6705
    • View Profile
Re: Quotes
« Reply #70 on: June 11, 2008, 07:16:59 PM »

Quote from: 4chan's /ck/
http://i191.photobucket.com/albums/z284/Nikumatic/whitecastle.jpg

So you buy 100 hamburgers at once and don't even get $1 off? That seems a bit stingy.

WHO THE FUCK ORDERS 100 BURGERS?

This should provide ample nourishment for the Dr. Who marathon.
Logged
i'm a blog now, blogs are cool: a fantastic machine made of meat

Kazz

  • Projekt Direktor
  • Admin
  • Tested
  • Karma: -65475
  • Posts: 6423
    • View Profile
Re: Quotes
« Reply #71 on: June 11, 2008, 10:29:00 PM »

IT'S YOU!
Logged

Arc

  • Admin
  • Tested
  • Karma: 0
  • Posts: 3703
    • View Profile
Re: Quotes
« Reply #72 on: June 11, 2008, 10:42:35 PM »

:victory: I have been solved! What a tweest!
Logged

sei

  • Tested
  • Karma: 25
  • Posts: 2085
    • View Profile
Re: Quotes
« Reply #73 on: June 12, 2008, 12:18:29 AM »

Once you notice the relationship between Whitecastle's nutritional information and Arc's overwhelming girth, the puzzle is quite simple!
Logged

Kazz

  • Projekt Direktor
  • Admin
  • Tested
  • Karma: -65475
  • Posts: 6423
    • View Profile
Re: Quotes
« Reply #74 on: June 15, 2008, 07:57:57 PM »

kazztawdal (11:55:46 PM): fuck kobe
kazz's mom (11:56:04 PM): up the ass
Logged

Thad

  • Master of Karate and Friendship for Everyone
  • Admin
  • Tested
  • Karma: -65394
  • Posts: 12111
    • View Profile
    • corporate-sellout.com
Re: Quotes
« Reply #75 on: June 15, 2008, 08:03:28 PM »

It works on multiple levels!
Logged

Friday

  • Admin
  • Tested
  • Karma: -65374
  • Posts: 5122
    • View Profile
Re: Quotes
« Reply #76 on: June 17, 2008, 11:18:21 PM »

<Mr_Saturn> ha ha
<Mr_Saturn> thread on /v/ "THERE SHOULD BE A WWI GAME"
<Mr_Saturn> it could be a text adventure
<Mr_Saturn> >wait
<Mr_Saturn> >wait
<Mr_Saturn> >wait
<Mr_Saturn> >Go over the top
<Mr_Saturn> >YOU ARE DEAD
<Mr_Saturn> for a similar experience, play on 2fort
Logged

Kazz

  • Projekt Direktor
  • Admin
  • Tested
  • Karma: -65475
  • Posts: 6423
    • View Profile
Re: Quotes
« Reply #77 on: June 19, 2008, 05:44:19 PM »

[9:29] <Moebius> They already have special rape units, but they're kind of like "Okay so they're raping them, can we do anything about that?"
[9:30] <Moebius> Which is not to say they would do anything about it if they were just shooting them
[9:30] <Moebius> So, yeah.
[9:30] <Zaratustra> the Beauties will hump you to death if you let them
[9:31] <Zaratustra> no I do not have anything useful to add to this conversation and am just letting my flow of senseless ideas gush forth
[9:31] <Dretheli2> so just like the rest of us
[9:31] <Moebius> That's how we do here.
[9:31] <Zaratustra> I know
Logged

Aintaer

  • My hubris!
  • Tested
  • Karma: 10
  • Posts: 384
    • View Profile
Re: Quotes
« Reply #78 on: June 24, 2008, 11:44:08 AM »

<Suibeom> Brass instruments are incredibly weird.
<Aintaer> They make sound.
<Suibeom> It's easier to makes sound with strings. Or even reeds.
<Suibeom> Brass instruments make sound with your face
<Aintaer> Suibeom: it's easier to make sounds with your ass.
<Aintaer> Kabbage's ass, most specifically, there being an ample supply of it.
<Suibeom> More ass means more sound.
<Joxam> its a cleaner sound
<Joxam> Not really more, just more range.
<Joxam> with a well defined tone.
<Suibeom> Joxam are you talking about brass or ass?
<Joxam> ...
<Joxam> I'm not sure
Logged

Brentai

  • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DnXYVlPgX_o
  • Admin
  • Tested
  • Karma: -65281
  • Posts: 17524
    • View Profile
Re: Quotes
« Reply #79 on: June 25, 2008, 03:47:51 PM »

So my mother's getting into Final Fantasy for some reason.  Just the CGs, not the actual game.  She actually had no idea that I was working for the company that made them and was kind of surprised when I reminded her.  Anyway, she hadn't seen 12, so I started pulling up some screenshots of Vaan for her.

MOM: He kinda looks like somebody.  Some kinda rock star or something.
ME: David Bowie?
MOM: Maybe a really young David Bowie.
ME: I think all the guys from these games look like some version of David Bowie.  Here, let's find a screenshot that isn't in-game...
*pulls up a CG closeup*
MOM: OH!  I know who he looks like!
ME: Who?
MOM: Chris Crocker!
Logged
Pages: 1 2 3 [4] 5 6 7 8 9 ... 75