Topic: Quotes (Read 121017 times)

Brentai · « **Reply #80 on:** June 26, 2008, 01:19:58 PM »

MOM: ARGH!
ME: What?
MOM: I finally got my music video done, got all the scenes, all the timing perfect and everything, and at the very end look what I did.
*credits scroll by*
ME: Huh. Did I... did I just read that right?
MOM: Anal Fantasy X. I misspelled it.
ME: That's... not a misspelling, Mom. How did you do that?
MOM: I don't know! I was just thinking about it!
ME: Okay, Mom? Just so you know, I'm going to have to post this conversation on the Internet now. And it's going to answer a lot of questions for a lot of people.

Kazz · « **Reply #81 on:** June 27, 2008, 11:58:45 AM »

MadMAxJr (3:51:46 PM): Scrooge was a terrible DM. He liked high level encoutners, but never gave any treasure.

MadMAxJr (3:52:29 PM): He was to be visited by three Ghosts of D&D, 1st, 2nd, and the 3/3.5 conjoined ghost twins.

MadMAxJr (3:54:20 PM): After a visit with the 1st ghost, both the Ghost and Scrooge came to agree that the game had some serious issues back then, and god did they actually wear that in the 70s? Ugh.

MadMAxJr (3:55:36 PM): The ghost of 2nd introduced the plague of DMs who felt battlemats were irrelevant and entire sessions could be done with purely descriptive combat, leading to utter confusion. Also what the fuck was up with racial level limits and rogues getting XP for every gold touched? Wizards got XP for CASTING? Guess what they did with leftover spells at the end of the day. And then the ghost sighs and teaches scrooge nothing telling him to go on.

kazztawdal (3:56:03 PM): Really they were making things worse

MadMAxJr (3:56:07 PM): The 3/3.5 twins constantly argue with one another about what triggers an attack of opportunity, but they were crushed under the weight of their own splatbooks.

MadMAxJr (3:56:24 PM): In the end, scrooge learns nothing of value, and continues to be a bad DM.

MadMAxJr · « **Reply #82 on:** June 28, 2008, 09:56:41 PM »

[00:51] Kayin: Okay. Seriously. I was just jerking off to a 3d porn game and at the moment of my own orgasm, my computer crashes with crazy heat sirens. It was incredible.

A² · « **Reply #83 on:** June 30, 2008, 08:29:48 PM »

<@Vance> Lost Planet was damn pretty on the PS3. The clothing materials were seriously worked on
<Arekusu> I've only played LP's demo, but I really liked it
<Arekusu> Lost Planet Clooneys Edition is just actual reason for me to buy it.
<Arekusu> .
<Arekusu> Colonies*

Niku · « **Reply #84 on:** June 30, 2008, 08:37:01 PM »

in b4 arc

Mongrel · « **Reply #85 on:** July 01, 2008, 09:48:51 PM »

<Dork 1> If I wanted to make Star Wars t-shirts for events, what images am I allowed to use?
<Dork 1> And what would absolutly need to be on the shirts?
<Dork 2> image of the witch king along with the text, "These Are The Voyages..."

Saturn · « **Reply #86 on:** July 02, 2008, 03:31:57 AM »

starcraft 2 looks great, wish blizzard deviated more, try ground control/battlezone first person gameplay -Fallout 3 producer Ashley Cheng

Norondor · « **Reply #87 on:** July 02, 2008, 04:18:02 AM »

"add some caves"

Kazz · « **Reply #88 on:** August 02, 2008, 11:23:56 AM »

Hunters game session 1 quotes

they're awesome

Beat Bandit · « **Reply #89 on:** August 02, 2008, 07:04:15 PM »

It has apparently been longer than I thought since I've tried to flirt, I forgot how to not suck at it. The store I used to work at just hired a new female. Word was she was cute, so after closing up, me and one of the guys from my new store go down to check her out and see how the other store is doing.

John: So we can't really mess around as much, since she can't take a joke

New Girl: Don't listen to John, I can take a joke, and actually be pretty mean myself

I turn without missing a beat, and would be plenty proud in another situation
Me: What was that, fatty?

The rest of the night: awkward silence

Director's note: she was not fat.

Arc · « **Reply #90 on:** August 02, 2008, 07:14:12 PM »

He said it with so much conviction. Back to binge vomiting for me!

Kazz · « **Reply #91 on:** August 02, 2008, 07:18:38 PM »

One time, I was having a conversation with a female friend of mine. I was teasing about something and I said "Yeah, well you're ffffffdumb."

And she guessed, correctly, that I was going to say "fat," but that I didn't because she actually is fat. I didn't reply. She was upset for the rest of the night.

Mothra · « **Reply #92 on:** August 02, 2008, 07:55:39 PM »

I did this exact same thing to a somewhat heavyset friend of mine, early high school. Had this needlessly convoluted joke with another person which dictated that whenever you found yourself bested in an argument, you were obligated to stammer out "BECAUSE YOU'RE FAT" and turn away in a huff. When the same thing happened in fatfriend's company, I didn't abort to "DUMB" until I was already halfway "FAAA".

He merely stared at me for a few seconds before uttering an open-mouth, frozen-lip monotone "ihateyouuu". I would regret this more if it wasn't always amazingly funny when I think back on it.

Royal☭ · « **Reply #93 on:** August 02, 2008, 09:07:15 PM »

I just avoid having fat friends. So, Kazz, fuck you, fatty!

Kazz · « **Reply #94 on:** August 06, 2008, 09:52:55 PM »

Yeah well you're fffffffffffffffffffffffuck penguins

Royal☭ · « **Reply #95 on:** August 07, 2008, 05:11:42 AM »

Me from 5 days ago is totally burned.

Kazz · « **Reply #96 on:** August 08, 2008, 11:33:27 PM »

I know that he doesn't even come here but this was too priceless.

[3:24] <Vance> If they have resorts like Disney World in Florida I'll have to grab a broad and make it an overnighter. Those are prime sexing beds.

GRAB THAT BROAD, BIG GUY

Brentai · « **Reply #97 on:** August 08, 2008, 11:34:53 PM »

Apparently he comes anywhere in the United States.

A² · « **Reply #98 on:** September 10, 2008, 01:12:00 AM »

<JDigital> Guys, I just got off the phone with lead ion's grandmother. She was in a particle collision with another lead ion

sei · « **Reply #99 on:** September 30, 2008, 02:41:36 PM »

"Men think epilepsy divine, merely because they do not understand it. But if they called everything divine which they do not understand, why, there would be no end of divine things."
- Hippocrates

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