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Re: Quotes
« Reply #640 on: December 07, 2010, 02:48:11 PM »

Clearly.
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Re: Quotes
« Reply #641 on: December 07, 2010, 06:33:02 PM »

You know, George Carlin said something along the same lines about Military Service.
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Re: Quotes
« Reply #642 on: December 07, 2010, 09:17:06 PM »

"Air Marshal Carlin Tells You to Go Fuck Yourself" is probably my favorite chapter title in the history of books.
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Re: Quotes
« Reply #643 on: December 10, 2010, 10:51:08 AM »

Quote
MadMAxJr:  Did you see the article about solar powered hornets?
http://news.bbc.co.uk/earth/hi/earth_news/newsid_9254000/9254445.stm  THEY WERE COVERING FOR THE WASPS. DANGIT
 Sent at 10:32 AM on Friday

me:  oh good lord

MadMAxJr:  They are so totally GREEN tech dude, we are scrwed.
Next thing will be roaches discovering how to use tools and fire.
 Sent at 10:53 AM on Friday

me:  man now even nature's going green

MadMAxJr:  Tax season is coming around, nature needs a write off in carbon credits.
 Sent at 10:55 AM on Friday

me:  "Welcome to the IRS, Carl. You're going to be in charge of taxing wasp nests for the next couple of months."

MadMAxJr:  "Every new guy has to do it, don't worry man."
Sounds like a very District 9 thing only with very tiny tiny sets of paper and trying to explain tax bills to wasps instead of eviction notices.
 Sent at 10:58 AM on Friday

me:  Pretty much!
 Sent at 11:02 AM on Friday

MadMAxJr:  "Sir, is this your nest?  How many people live here...  Mmhmm, 300 with 50 kids...  Sir, you know this is a home zoned for a family of no more than six and a pet?"

me:  Just starts buzzing very very loudly, abdomen throbbing
"Sir"
"Sir please"
"Let's be adults here"

MadMAxJr:  Wasp gesturing with two legs for wife and kids to GO BACK INSIDE, NOW.
 Sent at 11:07 AM on Friday

MadMAxJr:  "Was that buzz buzz click or buzz click buzz?  I didn't catch that..."
"No sir, I did not mean to offend, I am just not used to your accent."
"You want me to RAID him?"  "No no, put the can down."
 Sent at 11:10 AM on Friday

MadMAxJr:  "Well sir the good news is, since you are a paper wasp family, your home is made from recycled materials.  There's a deduction for that."
"The real problem is the fact you're claiming 50 dependents."
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Re: Quotes
« Reply #644 on: December 15, 2010, 02:07:52 PM »

Requoting (i.e. don't have the original source):

Quote from: Iowahawk

Obama Names Bill Clinton to Presidential Post

WASHINGTON DC – Ending weeks of speculation and rumors, President-Elect Barack Obama today named Bill Clinton to join his incoming administration as President of the United States, where he will head the federal government’s executive branch.

“I am pleased that Bill Clinton has agreed to come out of retirement to head up this crucial post in my administration,” said Obama. “He brings a lifetime of previous executive experience as Governor of Arkansas and President of the United States, and has worked closely with most of the members of my Cabinet.”

Clinton said he was “excited and honored” by the appointment, and would work “day and night” to defeat all the key policy objectives proposed by Mr. Obama during the campaign.

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Re: Quotes
« Reply #645 on: December 18, 2010, 02:15:34 PM »

From a Christian friend:

Quote from: paz
Boehner names Bachmann to House Intelligence Committee.

John 11:35
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Re: Quotes
« Reply #646 on: December 18, 2010, 06:57:21 PM »

Heh
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Re: Quotes
« Reply #647 on: December 20, 2010, 08:57:13 AM »

Quote from: Warren Buffet
You only find out who’s been swimming naked when the tide goes out.
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« Reply #648 on: December 26, 2010, 03:25:08 PM »

[14:42]   <Friday>   Air Bud 13: The Land before Time
[14:42]   <Dr_Nerd>   Air Bud vs. Freddy vs. Jason
[14:42]   <zaratustra>   Air Bud And The Mysterious Village
[14:42]   <Friday>   In this movie Air Bud finds he has the uncanny ability to travel through time. As a believer in accurate science, he uses this ability to go back to The Land before Time and kill Sarah, because triceritops don't exist
[14:42]   <Esperath>   Air Bud: The Last Airbudder
[14:43]   <Friday>   How is it that nobody I have ever seen, met or even heard of has seen any of the Air Bud movies yet everyone knows instantly what they are
[14:44]   <Upth>   Air Bud 28: The 13 Ghosts of Air Bud
[14:44]   <Esperath>   I had only heard of them in passing before
[14:44]   <Friday>   like you could call australia and ask if they've seen Air Bud and they will say "no, but isn't it about that dog who plays sports"
[14:44]   <Esperath>   I mostly just learned from all the links people posted here
[14:44]   <Cait>   Commercials.
[14:44]   <SimonTheDigger>   Air Bud: Or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bud
[14:44]   <Esperath>   I don't even think I've seen any TV commercials
[14:44]   <Upth>   Friday: I remember there being a ton of commercials all over TV for the first Air Bud
[14:44]   <Esperath>   the only exposure I may have had were posters at movie theaters
[14:44]   <Upth>   couldn't fucking avoid them
[14:45]   <Cait>   Esper: The commercials pass right through your brain, leaving only a faint residue
[14:45]   <Esperath>   http://i.imgur.com/ZWjUt.jpg
[14:45]   <Friday>   Air Bud: The Dark Side of the Bud
[14:45]   <Upth>   I also remember that the first time I saw such a commercial
[14:45]   <Upth>   I decided never to see the movie
[14:45]   <SimonTheDigger>   Air Bud 48: Bud Harder
[14:45]   |<--   Priitsi has left irc.esper.net (Quit: The sky calls to us. If we do not destroy ourselves, we will one day venture to the stars...)
[14:45]   <Friday>   I saw the preview to Transformers 3 when I saw Tron.
[14:45]   <Esperath>   Air Bud 489: Air Bud with a Vengeance
[14:45]   <Friday>   I laughed
[14:46]   <Esperath>   Live Free or Air Bud
[14:46]   <Dr_Nerd>   Transformers 3: Michael Bay still hates black people
[14:46]   <Cait>   I want to see Tron. I might try to find a theatre during my free time on post-test day.
[14:46]   <Friday>   Air Bud and the Chocolate Factory
[14:46]   <Dr_Nerd>   air bud noooooo
[14:47]   <Dr_Nerd>   he'd eat until he died :(
[14:47]   <Friday>   Air Bud's List
[14:47]   <Friday>   How Air Bud got his Bud Back
[14:47]   <Asuna>   I just had a Draenei ask if I wanted to participate in their RP
[14:47]   <Asuna>   He then said that my gnome would basically be raped to death by her and her friend.
[14:47]   <Niku>   was it in the tram
[14:47]   <Niku>   oh, so yes
[14:47]   <Friday>   I don't think anyone will top Live Free or Air Bud
[14:48]   <Friday>   Niku
[14:48]   <Friday>   have you seen tron
[14:48]   <Niku>   nope!
[14:48]   <Friday>   Olivia Wilde loses a limb
[14:48]   <Niku>   Not of either variety
[14:48]   <Friday>   this is all you need to know
[14:48]   <Niku>   So I hear. I have some boning up to do.
[14:48]   <Niku>   something something innuendo
[14:48]   <SimonTheDigger>   Air Bud 57: Inglorious Budsterds
[14:48]   <Cait>   Losing a limb leads to boning, etc.
[14:49]   <Dr_Nerd>   Air Bud and Costello Meet the Wolfman
[14:49]   <Friday>   Air Bud 63 1/3
[14:49]   <zaratustra>   Transformers 3: Legend of Air Bud
[14:49]   <SimonTheDigger>   Sweet Sweetback's Budassssss Song
[14:49]   <zaratustra>   Bud Hard
[14:50]   <Niku>   Airbudtar
[14:50]   <Esperath>   Air Bud Hustle
[14:50]   <Dr_Nerd>   Air Budstar Galacticca
[14:50]   <kashan>   Air Bud 73: Air Apparent. Officer Air bud discovers he has an uncanny talant for following the paper trail, which he uses to trace drug money back to the campaign funs of an up and coming politician.
[14:50]   <Esperath>   Air Bud - Dogs in Tights
[14:50]   <SimonTheDigger>   Oh Air Bud Where Art Thou
[14:50]   <zaratustra>   The Budfather
[14:50]   <Friday>   Dr. Jekyl and Air Bud
[14:51]   <Esperath>   The Fellowship of the Air Bud
[14:51]   <Esperath>   No Country for Air Bud
[14:51]   <SimonTheDigger>   The Crying Bud
[14:51]   <Esperath>   Air Bud and the Deathly Hallows
[14:51]   <zaratustra>   The Air Bud Redemption
[14:51]   <Esperath>   Air Bud and the Temple of Doom
[14:51]   <Asuna>   Star Wars: The Air Bud Strikes Back
[14:51]   <Niku>   How The Grinch Stole Air Bud
[14:51]   <Asuna>   Samurai Air Bud
[14:51]   <kashan>   In which air bud discovers he has an uncanny ability to get killed by an evil hitman after stealing 2million worth of mob money.
[14:51]   <SimonTheDigger>   I Married An Air Bud
[14:51]   <Asuna>   Harvey Air Bud: Attorney At Law
[14:51]   <Friday>   Budbusters
[14:52]   <Esperath>   Honey, I Air Budded the Kids
[14:52]   <Asuna>   Super Air Bud Super Show.
[14:52]   <zaratustra>   Air Bud, Gone Tomorrow
[14:52]   <Esperath>   Con Air (Bud)
[14:52]   <zaratustra>   Bud Air
[14:52]   <SimonTheDigger>   Air Bud/Off
[14:52]   <Friday>   Xenobud
[14:52]   <BongoBill>   Air Air?
[14:52]   <Asuna>   The 5tory of the Air Bud 5tar 5ystem
[14:52]   <Friday>   Final Bud XV
[14:52]   <zaratustra>   The Prince Of Bud Air
[14:52]   <Esperath>   The Legend of Air Bud: A Bud to the Past
[14:52]   <zaratustra>   er
[14:52]   <kashan>   I really feel like you should have to write a plot description involving the word uncanny if you're going to post a title.
[14:52]   <zaratustra>   Fresh Prince of Bud Air
[14:52]   <Niku>   For Colored Girls Who Have Considered Suicide/When the Air Bud is Enuf
[14:52]   <MarsDragon>   Simon I've been playing J
[14:53]   <SimonTheDigger>   Confessions of A Dangerous Bud
[14:53]   <SimonTheDigger>   Mars: Yes
[14:53]   <SimonTheDigger>   ?
[14:53]   <zaratustra>   Air Bud Solid
[14:53]   <Friday>   Symphony of the Bud
[14:53]   <MarsDragon>   It's nifty! I just got the Layzyer guys
[14:53]   <MarsDragon>   They're very 80s
[14:53]   <zaratustra>   Air Bud discovers he has the uncanny ability to make love bloom im a battlefield
[14:53]   <SimonTheDigger>   Laynzer is 80s as fuck.
[14:53]   <zaratustra>   Air Bud and the Seven Dwarves
[14:53]   <SimonTheDigger>   Layzner, even
[14:53]   <Esperath>   Castle Airbud: Portrait of Doggy
[14:54]   <Friday>   Wizards and Air Bud
[14:54]   <SimonTheDigger>   Airbudladdin
[14:54]   <Esperath>   Tengen Toppa Gurren Airbud
[14:54]   <Friday>   Bubble Bobbud
[14:54]   <Niku>   MIA
[14:54]   <Niku>   Men in Air Bud
[14:54]   <MarsDragon>   I can't wait for the G Gundam guys to show up
[14:54]   <Dr_Nerd>   What about Air Bud?
[14:54]   <Xerox>   Air Bud Full of Grace. And that's not a word pun. I would LOVE to see him as the star in that movie.
[14:54]   <MarsDragon>   Gonna SHINING FINGEEEEEEEEEEEEER the whole battlefield
[14:54]   <zaratustra>   There's Something About Air Bud
[14:54]   <SimonTheDigger>   Meet The Air Buds
[14:54]   <Friday>   The 40 Year Old Air Bud
[14:54]   <Esperath>   Airbudlander
[14:55]   <MetalSlime>   M. Night Shymalan's The Air Buddening
[14:55]   <Esperath>   Air Bud: Deep Space Bark
[14:55]   <zaratustra>   air bud discovers he has the uncanny ability to not die unless his head is removed
[14:55]   <Friday>   Vampires vs Air Bud
[14:55]   <kashan>   Air Buderfield!
[14:55]   <zaratustra>   Budzilla
[14:55]   <SimonTheDigger>   Airbudkira
[14:55]   <Esperath>   Air Bud and the Masters of the Doghouse
[14:55]   <zaratustra>   Air Bud & Max Hit The Road
[14:55]   <kashan>   In which air bud discovers he has the uncanny ability to destory New York.
[14:55]   <Esperath>   Teenage Mutant Ninja Air Buds
[14:56]   <Friday>   Air Bud: Beyond Basketball
[14:56]   <Esperath>   Azumanga Airbud
[14:56]   <Dr_Nerd>   Who Framed Roger RaBud?
[14:56]   <SimonTheDigger>   Galaxy Cyclone Air Bud
[14:56]   <kashan>   The irresponsible captain airbud.
[14:56]   <Friday>   Oh! My Air Bud
[14:56]   <SimonTheDigger>   Air Bud Muyo!
[14:56]   <zaratustra>   Air Bud And The World of Tomorrow
[14:56]   <Niku>   Bishoujo Senshi Sailor Air Bud
[14:56]   <Dr_Nerd>   Guess Who's Coming to Air Bud
[14:57]   <SimonTheDigger>   Mobile Suit Airbuddam
[14:57]   <Friday>   To Kill an Air Bud
[14:57]   <Esperath>   Magical Dog Pretty Air Bud
[14:57]   <Niku>   The Imaginarium of Doctor Air Bud
[14:57]   <SimonTheDigger>   Panty and Stocking with Air Bud
[14:57]   <kashan>   We should all work for disney.
[14:57]   <Esperath>   101 Air Buds
[14:57]   <Friday>   Four Weddings and an Air Bud
[14:57]   <Niku>   "We've got all these pitches for new Air Bud movies."
[14:58]   <Niku>   "Yeah, what do you call them?"
[14:58]   <Niku>   "The Airbudstocrats!"
[14:58]   <kashan>   Really I think they based the air bud movies on the catch phrse puns.
[14:58]   <Friday>   Air Bud Almighty
[14:58]   <kashan>   Golden retriever, world pup, seventh inning fetch, and spikes back.
[14:58]   <Esperath>   http://i.imgur.com/SdKna.jpg
[14:59]   <Dr_Nerd>   Plain 9 From Outer Air Bud
[14:59]   <SimonTheDigger>   Kamen Rider Air Bud
[14:59]   <kashan>   spikes back was pretty weak though.
[14:59]   <Koah>   Lock, Stock and Two Air Buds.
[14:59]   <Esperath>   Airbudspotting
[14:59]   <kashan>   Two?!
[14:59]   <kashan>   You can't have two air buds. It would be too uncanny.
[14:59]   <Esperath>   There's a river.
[14:59]   <SimonTheDigger>   He accidentally learned how to play all the sports twice, now he's...
[14:59]   <SimonTheDigger>   TWO AIR BUDS
[15:00]   <Esperath>   The Mighty River Air Bud
[15:00]   <Friday>   Planes, Trains, and Air Bud
[15:00]   <Niku>   Schindler's Air Bud
[15:00]   <Esperath>   I fell into a burning ring of Air Bud.
[15:00]   <Dr_Nerd>   butch cassidy and the sundance bud
[15:00]   <SimonTheDigger>   Mein Airbud
[15:00]   <Friday>   I did Air Bud's List
[15:00]   <Xerox>   Hmm. "Spikes Back" really isn't a dog pun, is it?
[15:00]   <Esperath>   I went down, down, down, and the Air Buds went higher.
[15:00]   <Niku>   WELL FUCK YOU
[15:00]   <Friday>   ok
[15:00]   <Esperath>   And it burns, burns burns, the ring of Air Buds.
[15:00]   * Niku   crying self to sleep
[15:00]   * Friday   loses an arm
[15:01]   <Esperath>   The ring of Air Buds.
[15:01]   <Xerox>   Just sounds like Star Wars.
[15:01]   <SimonTheDigger>   The Air Bud Strikes Back
[15:01]   <Esperath>   I shot Air Bud in Reno just to watch him die.
[15:01]   <Friday>   That's a fucking fifty Air Bud Minues
[15:01]   <Dr_Nerd>   If only there were enough hours in the day
[15:01]   <Friday>   groups 7 and 9 are air bud groups
[15:02]   <Niku>   let's do this
[15:02]   <Niku>   LEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOY
[15:02]   <Niku>   AIR BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUD
[15:03]   <Friday>   Tempest Keep was merely an Air Bud
[15:03]   <Friday>   You are not Air Bud
[15:03]   <Koah>   I do this for Ai(u)r Bud!
[15:03]   <Friday>   Entaro Air Bud!
[15:05]   <Esperath>   Dude Looks Like an Air Bud
[15:05]   <Esperath>   Air Bud in an Elevator
[15:05]   <Niku>   White Air Bud
[15:05]   <Esperath>   Same Old Air Bud and Dance
[15:05]   <Esperath>   Livin' on the Air Bud
[15:06]   <Dr_Nerd>   Air bud to the bone
[15:06]   <Dr_Nerd>   ouch
[15:06]   <Dr_Nerd>   that one even hurt me
[15:06]   <Friday>   Air Bud Can't Jump
[15:06]   =-=   Esperath has changed the topic to “Happy Hogswatch to all | Eversion is now on sale until January 3rd: http://store.steampowered.com/app/33680/ | Still Alive Choir Better Video (Honestly) | <sei> you know what would have fixed lulu? voldo animations. | Live Free or Air Bud”
[15:08]   <SimonTheDigger>   Stephen King's Air Bud
[15:08]   <Esperath>   Air Budatar - Hit Me with your Best Air Bud
[15:09]   <Niku>   Fire and Air Bud, you come on like a flame but then you turn a cold rover
[15:09]   <Asuna>   Air Bud Saga
[15:09]   <SimonTheDigger>   The Air Bud has spread to another channel I'm in
[15:09]   <kashan>   The Budshank Redemption.
[15:09]   <Asuna>   Air Bud: The Spirits Within
[15:09]   <SimonTheDigger>   I couldn't help it
[15:09]   <Asuna>   Whose Air Bud Is It Anyway
[15:09]   <kashan>   Haha, what chan?
[15:10]   <Asuna>   Tenchi Air Bud
[15:10]   <SimonTheDigger>   it's a roleplaying channel on a little server called Aniverse
[15:10]   <SimonTheDigger>   "roleplaying" as in "people who do P&P RPGs hang out there"
[15:10]   <kashan>   Airen Budkovich
[15:10]   <SimonTheDigger>   Team Airbudtress 2
[15:11]   <kashan>   In which air bud discovers he has the uncanny ability to argue class action lawsuits.
[15:11]   <BongoBill>   Inglairious Budsterds
[15:11]   <SimonTheDigger>   In which Air Bud discovers he has the uncanny ability to POOSH LEETLE KART>
[15:12]   <kashan>   Air bud is clearly a scout.
[15:12]   <BongoBill>   And scouts are the best pooshers of leetle kart.
[15:13]   <Esperath>   Braid U - Air Bud
[15:14]   <SimonTheDigger>   World of Airbudcraft
[15:14]   <Esperath>   Recettear - An Air Bud Tale
[15:14]   <Esperath>   Air Bud - Barkham Asylum
[15:14]   <SimonTheDigger>   Airbudmancer
[15:14]   <Niku>   The Walking Bud
[15:15]   <Esperath>   Knights of the Air Bud Republic
[15:15]   <Dr_Nerd>   Evil Bud 2
[15:15]   <SimonTheDigger>   Army of Budness
[15:15]   <Esperath>   Sid Meier's Air Bud IV - Beyond the Bark
[15:16]   <Esperath>   A.I.R.B.U.D.S. - Shadow of Dogfort
[15:16]   <SimonTheDigger>   GET OUT OF HERE AIR BUD
[15:16]   <Esperath>   Air Bud of War
[15:17]   <SimonTheDigger>   Air Bud May Cry
[15:17]   <Esperath>   Air Bud: Total War
[15:17]   <Koah>   Air Bud versus Predator.
[15:17]   <Esperath>   Plants vs. Airbuds
[15:18]   <SimonTheDigger>   An Air Bud on Elm Street
[15:18]   <Esperath>   Air Bud-ty: Armored Collie
[15:18]   <Esperath>   Grand Theft Air Bud - Bark City
[15:18]   <Koah>   Airmored Bud: Last Rover.
[15:18]   <Esperath>   Air Bud Age - Origins
[15:18]   <kashan>   Oh. Nice one Koah.
[15:18]   <Koah>   Collie of Duty: Modern Air Bud.
[15:19]   <SimonTheDigger>   Borderbuds
[15:19]   <kashan>   Oh shit. Koah is bringing it.
[15:19]   <kashan>   Let me hear some more cainine puns yo!
[15:19]   <SimonTheDigger>   and the expansion, Borderbuds: The Doghouse of General Barxx
[15:20]   <Esperath>   Air-Bud 2: Episode Three (expected release date 20XX)
[15:20]   <Esperath>   just after the release of Air Bud Forever
[15:20]   <SimonTheDigger>   I'm here to chew Milk Bones and play basketball...AND I'M ALL OUT OF MILK BONES.
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Re: Quotes
« Reply #649 on: December 26, 2010, 06:52:28 PM »

I can't believe we didn't do The Uncanny X-Bud.
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« Reply #650 on: December 26, 2010, 09:08:36 PM »

god it's like the words air bud don't even make sense anymore
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« Reply #651 on: December 26, 2010, 10:41:52 PM »

The joke's on you: Air Bud has never had any meaning.
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« Reply #652 on: December 27, 2010, 08:00:56 AM »

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« Reply #653 on: December 27, 2010, 08:24:27 AM »

You know, during the climax of Air Bud, when Bud was ordered by a Judge to choose between the boy and a clown, and he chose the boy, I cried.
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« Reply #654 on: December 27, 2010, 06:31:17 PM »

[20:28] <Lottel> So I just convinced a girl to sit naked and try to knit underwear onto herself
[20:28] <Lottel> Today is a good day
[20:28] <Smiler|Away> Dude you gotta teach us how to use the mind beams to do that stuff
[20:28] <+MarsDragon> ....I don't think that's going to work
[20:28] <Smiler> Mars try it
[20:29] <+MarsDragon> My arms don't bend that way
[20:29] <Lottel> I don't think so either Mars, so I told her to try it drunk.
[20:29] <Smiler> oh god
[20:29] <+Esperath> did you also convince her to invite you over
[20:29] <Smiler> she is going to the hospital
[20:29] <Lottel> ... that was implied, I guess.
[20:29] <Smiler> niceeeeeee
[20:29] <+Esperath> now you can rescue her when she punctures her intestines
[20:29] <Lottel> It started out with "I just sit around in my underwear." "I should try it." "We should just have an underwear party."
[20:30] <+Esperath> nothing like a good case of septic shock to set the mood
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« Reply #655 on: December 27, 2010, 07:09:37 PM »

I like how he almost convinced mars to try also.
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« Reply #656 on: December 27, 2010, 07:10:55 PM »

Mars should totally try it.

Hell, this could be the cool new craze!
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« Reply #657 on: December 27, 2010, 10:24:26 PM »

Knit you're clothes for world peace?
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« Reply #658 on: December 29, 2010, 09:36:01 AM »

"I'm not short in real life! I'm just short compared to you!"
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« Reply #659 on: December 29, 2010, 02:36:10 PM »

I like how he almost convinced mars to try also.

I admit, I gave some consideration as to how to do it, but I have no idea of how I'd knit behind my own back.
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