[12:21:03am -7] <@Romosome> okay does Game of Thrones have something to do with Dire Wolves
[12:21:41am -7] <drethelin1> dire wolves are in it
[12:24:42am -7] <LaserBeing>
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dire_wolf[12:25:07am -7] <+Haruhi>
https://secure.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/wiki/Bloop Romosome
[12:25:26am -7] <@Romosome> haha I was reading both of those
[12:25:30am -7] <@Romosome> I love the fact that
[12:25:32am -7] <@Romosome> dire wolves were real
[12:25:42am -7] <@Romosome> and lived up until 10,000 years ago, scaring the shit out of our ancestors
[12:26:08am -7] * SoftMeatcurtains is now known as Guild
[12:26:16am -7] <FuckGuardian> Apparently so are wargs.
[12:26:33am -7] <@Romosome> what's the different between a warg and a dire wolf
[12:26:39am -7] <@Romosome> "American Alsatian A new breed of dog bred to resemble the Dire Wolf's size and bone structure."
[12:26:50am -7] <@Romosome> oh wait there's a link right there
[12:26:57am -7] <FuckGuardian> Wargs are just an old word for wolf.
[12:27:05am -7] <FuckGuardian> Dire wolves are dire.
[12:27:06am -7] <@Romosome> oh huh.
[12:27:28am -7] <FuckGuardian> So a dire wolf my also be considered a dire warg.
[12:27:40am -7] <LaserBeing> the difference between a dire wolf and a warg is the same as the difference between a hobbit and a halfling
[12:28:03am -7] <drethelin1> dire halfling
[12:28:10am -7] <FuckGuardian> In other words, there once existed such a thing as Dire Wargs.
[12:28:26am -7] <FuckGuardian> That is a thing that happened.
[12:28:51am -7] <@Romosome> yep
[12:29:53am -7] <FuckGuardian> The American Alsatian (English pronunciation: /æl?se???n/), formerly known as the Alsatian Shepalute,[2][3] is a large breed of domestic dog (Canis lupus familiaris) originating in the United States of America, bred back to resemble the Dire Wolf's bone and body structure.
[12:30:25am -7] <FuckGuardian> I knew they were wolflike but did not know they were specifically meant to be DIRE WARGS.
[12:30:52am -7] <FuckGuardian>
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:ASfriendly.jpg Pictured: A fat kid about to be devoured by a Dire Warg.
[12:31:00am -7] <@Romosome>
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:ASfirstpups.jpg[12:31:20am -7] <@Romosome> I want a Mini Dire Wolf.
[12:31:24am -7] <FuckGuardian> Pictured: A cage holding the hungriest hellspawn.
[12:32:09am -7] <drethelin1>
http://www.datamancer.net/laptop-preorders.htm[12:32:15am -7] <FuckGuardian> Although the American Alsatian can be trained to work and some have been successful as wilderness search and rescue dogs, this breed does not possess a strong desire for the physical demands of most working dog endeavors.[5] The American Alsatian is most suited for the gentle work of therapy dogs or Reading Assistance Education Dogs (READ).
[12:32:17am -7] <drethelin1> pretty fucking expensive laptops
[12:32:27am -7] <FuckGuardian> DIRE WARGS ARE POWERFUL BUT TOO LAZY TO DO SHIT
[12:32:36am -7] <myew> What is a powerful piece of shit to be dire wargs.
[12:32:42am -7] <FuckGuardian> EXACTLY
[12:32:50am -7] <myew> What exactly is the part where he kills you.
[12:33:43am -7] <FuckGuardian> It's the part with all the mashy spike plates.
[12:34:03am -7] <FuckGuardian> So do the clockwork components actually do anything?
[12:34:07am -7] <@Romosome> I like the idea of using a dire warg as a therapy pet
[12:34:14am -7] <myew> Like with a kind of therapy.
[12:34:15am -7] <@Romosome> or a reading companion for children
[12:34:22am -7] <drethelin1> how would they
[12:34:26am -7] <drethelin1> I'm sure they're just decorative
[12:34:32am -7] <FuckGuardian> Lame.
[12:34:45am -7] <@Romosome> in fact at this point the entire breed sounds like an Aperture Science project
[12:35:10am -7] <drethelin1> I am loving the keyboards on this site
[12:35:52am -7] <@Romosome> We rebred dire wolves as pets for kids! Why? Because I pay the bills around here, that's why. You can put your stuff in a box, you're out. Yes, you. Cave Johnson, we're done here.
