Topic: Quotes (Read 141835 times)

François · « **Reply #1460 on:** October 17, 2013, 03:45:48 PM »

The more things change...

Kashan · « **Reply #1461 on:** October 17, 2013, 04:12:04 PM »

Wow, that is a blast from the past.

Kazz · « **Reply #1462 on:** October 22, 2013, 03:11:00 PM »

<3 <3

A² · « **Reply #1463 on:** October 30, 2013, 06:13:42 PM »

<+Marisa> Okay Romosome
[11:56:56pm -7] <+Marisa> Do you want to hear something crazy
[11:57:21pm -7] <+Marisa> Since October 2012, some guy in Japan has been sending a flurry of threats and powdered substances to anyplace even remotely connected to this basketball manga named "Kuroko's Basketball"
[11:57:26pm -7] <+Marisa> They still haven't caught the fucking guy or had any leads
[11:57:34pm -7] <+myew> Or it was still boring and i caught you.
[11:57:56pm -7] <+RoboJox> you might say
[11:58:00pm -7] <+RoboJox> they're striking out
[11:58:03pm -7] <+Marisa> ...
[11:58:06pm -7] <+Marisa> Basketball, Joxam
[11:58:07pm -7] <+Marisa> Basketball.
[11:58:09pm -7] <+RoboJox> damn it
[11:58:11pm -7] <+RoboJox> I can'tread
[11:58:17pm -7] <@BonghostBill> swing and a miss

Mongrel · « **Reply #1464 on:** November 02, 2013, 10:46:18 AM »

<RawMeat> What up bitches, let's party like it's 2002 up in here.
<RawMeat> I just flashed my router to DDWRT and I'm still on the Internet and nothing caught on fire.
<RawMeat> Wheeee!!!
<Dantes> I have a virtual DDWRT instance set up in VMWare as the main router for my test domain.
<Dantes> /snobbery
<RawMeat> I don't know what any of this means
<RawMeat> but I am using it to spoof the mac address of the router so that my 3DS will think I'm at a nintendo zone so that I can get more streetpass tags.
<Glocks4Interns> I know what Dantes was talking about but this is just gibberish.
<RawMeat> Now somebody explain what a cron job is and how to make it cycle through MAC addresses for me.
<RawMeat> TIA.
<Starr> Isn't that where a pothead goes down on you at a certain time each day?

Mongrel · « **Reply #1465 on:** November 04, 2013, 12:02:05 PM »

While this quote is a somewhat glib and trolly, it IS kind of an interesting way to look at it.

Quote from: James Taranto

The feminist convention is for the woman to continue using her father's name as a statement against patriarchy.

Büge · « **Reply #1466 on:** November 04, 2013, 12:24:51 PM »

We live in a patronymic society.

Royal☭ · « **Reply #1467 on:** November 04, 2013, 01:45:23 PM »

It's about as trite an observation as people at Occupy Wall Street owning iPhones.

Mongrel · « **Reply #1468 on:** November 04, 2013, 01:54:30 PM »

Trite is a good word for it, yeah.

Zaratustra · « **Reply #1469 on:** November 04, 2013, 09:04:11 PM »

Lose your slave name and call yourself Eve X

Mongrel · « **Reply #1470 on:** November 07, 2013, 01:46:55 AM »

http://pornhubcommentsonstockphotos.tumblr.com/

The pics are completely SFW. The language... not so much (overall it's still probably SFW).

Classic · « **Reply #1471 on:** November 07, 2013, 05:32:27 AM »

I used to read that... thing...
then I took an arrow in the knee.

Mongrel · « **Reply #1472 on:** November 12, 2013, 05:01:30 AM »

Holy shit!

Mongrel · « **Reply #1473 on:** November 19, 2013, 03:52:26 AM »

This followed a discussion from a different person on our game board who's trying to kick a habit of waking up and browsing porn.

<Earan> Move to the UK. Free mental health care, and porn is banned by default.
<Dantes> I still don't kow how they think they can make that happen.
<Earan> The same way that The Pirate Bay is blocked?
<Dantes> So, not well.
<Glocks4Interns> I'm now imagining the British navy blockading porn sites.
<KingRamz> Jack Sparrow, famous porn smuggler
<Nemryn> Jack Swallow, famous porn smuggler

Mongrel · « **Reply #1474 on:** November 22, 2013, 11:36:08 AM »

<VodalianStallion> http://www.starcitygames.com/article/27390_Lithwalkers-Interview-With-Magic-Artist-Aleksi-Briclot.html
<VodalianStallion> I found the part about Tezzeret interesting.
<UDrive> Liliana Vess = A Villainess!!
<VodalianStallion> Griselbrand = Slab Grinder :O
<KingRamz> Ihsan's Shade = Sans His Head :O
<KingRamz> Akroma, Angel of Wrath = Whelm A Kangaroo Fart :O
<KingRamz> Jace, the Mind Sculptor = Jump A Tinseled Crotch :O
<nemryn> Telim'Tor = Mr. Toilet :O
<KingRamz> Tarmogoyf = My Foratog :O
<ScribeJones> Snapcaster Mage = Manages Carpets :O
<QED2> urza planeswalker = azure sparkle lawn
<KingRamz> Spiro Agnew = grow a penis
<KingRamz> I know it's not MtG but I had to share it

Thad · « **Reply #1475 on:** November 23, 2013, 04:09:31 PM »

Robert Anton Wilson observed -- and I am paraphrasing from memory here -- "It's been frequently observed that Ronald Wilson Reagan is an anagram for Insane Anglo Warlord. What fewer people have noticed is that George Herbert Walker Bush is an anagram for Huge Berserk Rebel Warthog. Now, we as a people know what to do with an Insane Anglo Warlod; we've had plenty of them throughout our history. But nobody's quite sure what to do with a Huge Berserk Rebel Warthog."

Mongrel · « **Reply #1476 on:** November 26, 2013, 04:52:01 AM »

<feb3st> What are good Thanksgiving hors d'oeuvres to make for people?
<Basilisk> tiny miniature turkeys

Mongrel · « **Reply #1477 on:** November 27, 2013, 10:28:43 AM »

I read this years ago, but ran into it again the other day. I think if I live to be 100, it'll still be one of my very favourite stories.

Quote

The Far Side Comes to Life in Oregon
By Dave Barry (1990)

I am absolutely not making this incident up; in fact I have it all on videotape. The tape is from a local TV news show in Oregon, which sent a reporter out to cover the removal of a 45-foot, eight-ton dead whale that washed up on the beach. The responsibility for getting rid of the carcass was placed upon the Oregon State Highway Division, apparently on the theory that highways and whales are very similar in the sense of being large objects.

So anyway, the highway engineers hit upon the plan — remember, I am not making this up — of blowing up the whale with dynamite. The thinking here was that the whale would be blown into small pieces, which would be eaten by sea gulls, and that would be that. A textbook whale removal.

So they moved the spectators back up the beach, put a half-ton of dynamite next to the whale and set it off. I am probably not guilty of understatement when I say that what follows, on the videotape, is the most wonderful event in the history of the universe. First you see the whale carcass disappear in a huge blast of smoke and flame. Then you hear the happy spectators shouting “Yayy!” and “Whee!” Then, suddenly, the crowd’s tone changes. You hear a new sound like “splud.” You hear a woman’s voice shouting “Here come pieces of… MY GOD!” Something smears the camera lens.

Later, the reporter explains: “The humor of the entire situation suddenly gave way to a run for survival as huge chunks of whale blubber fell everywhere.” One piece caved in the roof of a car parked more than a quarter of a mile away. Remaining on the beach were several rotting whale sectors the size of condominium units. There was no sign of the sea gulls, who had no doubt permanently relocated in Brazil. This is a very sobering videotape. Here at the institute we watch it often, especially at parties. But this is no time for gaiety. This is a time to get hold of the folks at the Oregon State Highway division and ask them, when they get done cleaning up the beaches, to give us an estimate on the US Capitol.

Mongrel · « **Reply #1478 on:** November 29, 2013, 12:20:02 PM »

<Marmalade> i didnt have enough oil and i charred my plantains
<Quasius> With plantains, it's very important to invade a middle-eastern country during the prep stage.

R^2 · « **Reply #1479 on:** December 07, 2013, 08:09:41 AM »

Error404 one time I put some captain morgan in my captain crunch, and realized why the navy only allows one captain on a boat at once

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