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Woops, got sidetracked. Here you go!

<Romosome> Now you've got me picturing Inside Out Girl with floppy socks on
<Romosome> like, just floppy socks.
<@Sharkey> She has an alternate schoolgirl outfit now, romo.
<Romosome> and a backpack
<Romosome> ....
<Romosome> I must see this
<@Sharkey> It's more the catholic schoolgirl bit than a fuku, but still nice.
<Romosome> Fuku you too.
<@Sharkey> I should make her fourth outfit the schoolgirl bit, but with the exposed muscles and veins.
<Ministar> Wait, so the issue 4 stuff is on test?
<@Sharkey> Is it already?
<Romosome> Oh, you mean the 3rd one ISN'T with the inside-out skin?
<Romosome> Awww.
<Romosome> That's what I was picturing.
<Ministar> ...oh, I thought you were making a schoolgirl outfit with the issue 4 stuff.
<@Sharkey> No, it's a typical schoolgirl bit. Because then I can take her clothes off, and THEN I can blow her skin off.
<@Sharkey> It's like a strip tease in three horrible, horrible parts.
* Sharkey changes topic to 'OF COURSE I HAVE A PROBLEM WITH WOMEN'

[21:01] L: i am helping someone out at the moment but i'll be in there shortly
[22:16] Brentai: See, in my mind, Treesock totally said
[22:25] Brentai: [21:01] L: i am eating someone out at the moment but i'll be in there shortly
[25:29] L: okay
[25:31] L: i am coming
[25:47] Brentai: See, in my mind, Treesock totally said
[25:52] Brentai: [25:29] L: okay [25:31] L: i am coming

Lyrai: Wanna hear random trivia?
Lyrai: Keanu Reeves got enough money for 'acting' in Matrix Reloaded that he could bring at least two Third World countries out of poverty for several years
Brentai: ...woah.
Brentai: .......
Brentai: OH SHIT I DID NOT MEAN THAT AS A JOKE.

[14:45] * Brentai gets bored, finds something female, does something scandalous to it.
[14:54] Kazz: BRENTAI NO
[14:58] Stush: i hate waiting :(
[14:58] * Kazz give birth.
[15:10] Brentai: You didn't have to wait long.

[17:26] <Malikial> What the fuck was there a writing pen in my shoe for?
[17:27] <KayumiWork> So you could write footnotes

[01:07] <sei> the board has strange features!
[01:07] <@terra> like
[01:07] <sei> upcoming calender
[01:07] <sei> calenDARRRRRR
[01:07] <sei> calenhurrrrrrrrrrrr
[01:07] <sei> why?
[01:07] <@Elfin> Callandor, you dork.
[01:08] <sei> kalimdor?
[01:08] <Romosome> Colander.
[01:08] <sei> you're really straining with that one, romo.
[01:08] <Romosome> No way, that's a perfect leap
[01:08] <@Elfin> Romo does nothing BUT strain.
[01:08] <Romosome> oh
[01:08] <Romosome> .....I get it now
[01:08] <@terra> oh
[01:08] <sei> welcome back to the #finalfight quotes thread.
[01:09] <Romosome> fuck

[14:34] Kayumi: myew, anus
[14:38] myew: Kayumi: Vin diesel's anus is present, but non-functioning.

[06:07] SailorPsychick: why must pyoko always be in imminent danger
[09:19] Brentai: PYOKO IS IN IMMINENT DANGER=PYO
[09:25] Brentai: DANGER-PYOOOOO!
[09:30] * SailorPsychick shakes Brentai
[09:36] SailorPsychick: WE HAVE NO CHANCE IF WE DO NOTHING
[09:40] Brentai: Wahwahwahwahwahwah-pyo!
[09:43] SailorPsychick: So instead let's do everything.
[09:57] Brentai: I know-pyo!  We should do lots of things-pyo!
[10:02] Brentai: I'll take off my clothes-pyo!
[10:15] SailorPsychick: ...
[10:20] SailorPsychick: wait, you were wearing clothes before?
[10:34] * Brentai unzips his Brentai suit to reveal...
[10:37] *** You are now known as Brentai_.
[10:41] *** You are now known as Brentai__.
[10:45] Brentai__: ...uuuh.
[11:03] Brentai__: MY UNDERSCORE IS GROWING PYO
[11:08] *** You are now known as Brentai___.
[11:12] *** You are now known as Brentai____.
[11:14] *** You are now known as Brentai_____.
[11:14] terra: LEt's make it longer!
[11:31] Brentai_____: It stopped-pyo...
[12:04] * terra molests Brentai.
[12:23] *** You are now known as Brentai______.
[12:23] SailorPsychick: IF IT STOPS THIS BUS WILL EXPLODE
[12:25] Brentai______: PYO!!!!
[12:33] terra: HARDER
[12:34] * SailorPsychick grudgingly assists
[12:39] *** You are now known as Brentai_______.
[12:42] Brentai_______: PYO PYO!!!!!
[12:51] terra: FASTER
[12:55] *** You are now known as Brentai________.
[12:58] Brentai________: THUNDER
[13:42] terra: THUNDER
[13:49] *** You are now known as Brentai_________.
[13:49] SailorPsychick: STRONGER
[13:51] Brentai_________: THUNDER
[14:00] *** You are now known as Brentai_______________________.
[14:10] Brentai_______________________: THUNDERCATS-PYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
[14:11] terra: !!!
[14:17] * terra blown away
[14:37] * SailorPsychick vaporized, leaving naught but a shadow on a nearby wall
[14:40] PsEG: We are moved to tears by the size of that thing.

<MissCatEars> I am DYING
<MaGoG|Shower> dying?
<MissCatEars> yes
<MissCatEars> right at this very moment
<NotCricket> Put on your cat ears.
<NotCricket> Die cute.
<NotCricket> Live fast, die young, and leave an adorable corpse.
<Esperath> For people to violate.
<MissCatEars> please do not violate my corpse
<Xerox> You asked the wrong place.

<Lyrai> Heheheheehehehe
<Lyrai> Star Wars h-dojin
<McDohl> ?
<NotCricket> Luke/Leia
<McDohl> ...
<MadMAxJr> Force-sex.
<Lyrai> Gratuitous use of the word "Lightsaber' as a euphamism.
<PirateJack> hot hot Anakin/Obi-wan
<PirateJack> bitches
<Cannon> Vader X Jar-Jar.
<McDohl> NO.
<McDohl> WRONG
<PirateJack> Jar-Jar X Yoda
<Lyrai> "MEESA SO HORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRNY"
<McDohl> Palpatine X Jar-Jar
<Roger> More like
<Cannon> Chewbacca X ...Everybody.
<Roger> "MEESA SO LEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRROOOOYYYYYYYYYY JEEEEEEEEEEENKINS"
<NotCricket> X-Wing X wing
<Cannon> Get in there, you big, furry oaf. I don't care what you smell.
<PirateJack> the wookie armym X the clone army
<McDohl> Cannon: Heh. :D
<Lyrai> PirateJack - so
<CUI> I hate you all
<NotCricket> Tie Fighter X Wing?
<McDohl> Cannon wins.
<Lyrai> Would that be a massive orgy or gangbang
* CUI cuts himself
<PirateJack> orgy
<NotCricket> EWOK ORGY!
<Roger> We need YTMND doujins
<MadMAxJr> R2 X Trash Compactors on the Detention Level
<PirateJack> there are female wookies, too, you know
<Kayumi> Hay guys
<Roger> You know, like
<Roger> Khan on Milton on NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO sex
<Cannon> Like R2 doesn't have mad robot sex with every computer he "interfaces" with.
<McDohl> ...
<Ander> thank you for the yaoi now i cannot get into heaven. None of us can

<Cannon> ...Yeah. I want to hear the gunshot one.
<Xerox> It probably went a lot like this...
<Xerox> BANG!
<Cannon> Then the race started.
<PirateJack> then ducks died
<Cannon> And a dog laughed.
<Lyrai> "411?"
<Lyrai> "Yes, this is 411"
<Lyrai> "I need the Target on Blackst-* bang"
<Lyrai> <Otherline> 'what the fuck-fuckyOU SHOT HIM, DMAMIT"
<Lyrai> The call droped there.
<Lyrai> Got up, went to the supervisor, they told me to just take a break, and I talked to the police
<Romosome> holy jesus.
<Lyrai> We see the phone number it comes from, so that narrows it down
<Cannon> Thank God for that.
<Cannon> ...Okay, I'm a bigger bastard for noting this, but... He asked for the Target?
<Lyrai> Ouch, Cannon
<Lyrai> I just now got that,
<Lyrai>And it was cannon who got it

<Lyrai> THE FOLLOWING EVENTS ARE 100% TRUE
<Stush> lyrai makes everything exciting
* Lyrai is playing the PS2 Kiosk in Best Buy, enjoying a 1hr break playing Jak 3. Lyrai then hears the sounds of someone running, looks over into the nearby game aisle, and sees a person wearing a purple suit, clown facepaint, green hair, and the whole 9 yards running up the aisle
<Xerox> What about driving through heavy traffic. Can she make that exciting?
<Stush> hehe
<Stush> xerox, she probably fires chickens at the other cars out of a bazooka
<Lyrai> Xerox - When Big Blue is on the car stereo, fuck yes
<Lyrai> ANYWAY, continuing.
<Cannon> Or makes chicken noises while firing a tomato bazooka.
<Lyrai> I just tsand there and blink as Joker runs into a enarby aisle, and return to playing Jak 3
<Lyrai> However, a few seconds later, I hear more running!
<Cannon> As Batman gives chase!
<@Maou> ohhh
<Cannon> ...Sorry. Continue.
<Lyrai> And..it's Batman. Who runs halfway up the aisle, and then looks at me, and I just point at the aisle the joker went in and go "He went there"
<@Maou> lyrai got caught in a batman begins launch event
<Cannon> ...What the shit?
<Lyrai> Yes, cannon was correct.
<@Maou> that's pretty cool
<Lyrai> This chase continues for 5-10 minutes before Batman chases the Joker out the store.
<Stush> whoah
<Stush> that's cool
<@Maou> I wish I could have seen this, Lyrai
<Stush> i bet the joker was pulling another boner
<@Maou> Joker was totally pulling a boner on Lyrai.
<Stush> heh
* DN pulls Maou's boner
* @Maou fucks DN.
<Xerox> So... did you ever find out why Batman and the Joker were in the store?
<DN> suffering sapho!
<Stush> was the joker jack nicholson?
<Cannon> Or why you weren't gassed with Smile-X?
<Cannon> I'd watch my back, you know. You ratted out the Clown Prince of Crime!
<Cannon> Err. Best Buy. I get those mixed up.
<Stush> kayumi, are you sure?
<Stush> think about it
<Cannon> ...I guess I'm curious why Batman and Joker were at Best Buy, too.
<Lyrai> Xerox - no.
<Cannon> I mean... Fuck. Are they really on a budget for gadgets or what?!
<Cannon> "Ooo! Batarangs are five bucks each! Score!"

<Lyrai> Wait, waht the fuck is Pyo?
<DN> pyoko money
<Lyrai> Is there a buying-shit-for-post-shit-gaiaesque-thing on the boards now?
<Niku> Yes.
<Drethelin> yes
<Lyrai> .
<Lyrai> AWESOME.
<Brentai> Yes, except apparently you can neither earn money nor buy things with it.
<DN> you can buy ninjas
<DN> and steal other people's pyos
<Lyrai> Terra can I have 10,000 Pyo?
<Drethelin> you earn money by posting
<NotCricket> by pyosting
<Niku> can i punch nc right in the pyo for that
<Lyrai> Get in line, Niku
<Niku> ...
<Niku> I asked first.
<Niku> I AM THE LINE

Previously, on #finalfight: Squizzle was instructing Kazz on how one would go about setting an automatic timed command to keep oneself from idling out, should one have an ISP that does suck mighty ass.. *fade to scene*
<Squizzle> The syntax would be something like: /timer n t [action]
<Kazz> okay.....
<Squizzle> Where n is the number of repetitions (Use 0 for infinite.); t is the delay in seconds between actions; and [action] is the command.
* Kazz jerks off on your face.
* Kazz jerks off on your face.
* Kazz jerks off on your face.
* Kazz jerks off on your face.
<Kazz> How do I turn it off?
* Kazz jerks off on your face.
* Kazz jerks off on your face.
* Kazz jerks off on your face.
* Kazz jerks off on your face.
* Kazz jerks off on your face.
* Kazz jerks off on your face.
* Kazz jerks off on your face.
<sede> OH GOD YOU'LL GO BLIND!
* Kazz jerks off on your face.
<sede> SO WILL I
* Kazz jerks off on your face.
* Kazz jerks off on your face.
* Kazz jerks off on your face.
* Kazz jerks off on your face.
* Kazz jerks off on your face.
* Kazz jerks off on your face.
<Treeuoyhtiwgnipeels> hahahahaha
<Kazz> HOW OD I TURN IT OFF
* Kazz jerks off on your face.
* Kazz jerks off on your face.
* Kazz jerks off on your face.
* Kazz jerks off on your face.
<Treeuoyhtiwgnipeels> HAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
* Kazz jerks off on your face.
* Kazz jerks off on your face.
<sede> This is better than any lyrai trigger..
* Kazz jerks off on your face.
<Squizzle> /timer1 off
* Kazz jerks off on your face.
* Kazz jerks off on your face.
<Treeuoyhtiwgnipeels> aw darn
<Treeuoyhtiwgnipeels> :(
<Kazz> I'm chafing now
<CUI> Got repeating times and delay mixed, did we?
<Kazz> No, that was what I wanted.

<Squizzle> !quote last
<myew> (677)  <Lyrai> http://img287.echo.cx/img287/7426/11179385917295ah5jl9ya.jpg  <Al_Baron> :D <Exdeath> AAAAAUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHH [Date: 09 Jul 2005]
<Moctobot> oh god
<Niku> !quotedelete *677*
<Niku> >:(
<Roger> Lyrai, master of the lame quotes.
<Lyrai>  I don't see either of you coming up with anything better
<Niku> !quote *Niku*
<myew> (390) <Fortinbras> I climbed up something, because I figured it would go away like a bear. <Niku> BEARS CLIMB TREES, FORT. <Niku> BEARS CLIMB TREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES. <Xerox> Yeah, bears climb trees. <Fortinbras> I hadn't calculated tha- exactly. [Date: 10 Feb 2005] (1/18 matches found)
<Niku> !quote *Niku*
<myew> (399) <NotCricket> Is there a word opposite to "mercy"? <Niku> "terra" [Date: 10 Feb 2005] (2/18 matches found)
<Niku> !quote *Niku*
<myew> (458) <Niku> myew, gumbo <myew> Niku: This week's dish: cajun style gumbo! The ingredient -- the prinny squad. [Date: 10 Feb 2005] (3/18 matches found)
<Niku> !quote *Niku*
<myew> (474) <Niku> do a little simply math here [Date: 10 Feb 2005] (4/18 matches found)
<Niku> okay nevermind

<Lyrai> What DOES "CUI" stand for
<Exdeath> Cock Under Invasion.
<Exdeath> It's a RTS.
<sede> Capture The Cock!
<sede> It is short for "cuidado", the spanish word for "more cock, dadio?"
<Brentai> Colorado University Ignoramus
<Brentai> Actually, I wouldn't be surprised at all if it was Chatting Under the Influence.
<Exdeath> I WILL CONSTRUCT A ROBOTIC VERSION OF BRENTAI
<Exdeath> AND CALL IT
<Exdeath> BRENT AI
<Brentai> Ow.
<sede> Can't Use Internet
<quinn> Cock User Interface
<Brentai> Get ye internet.
<Exdeath> Cock Us In.
<sede> Cracks Under Interrogation!
* Exdeath cocks CUI in.
<Brentai> Child Uterus Infestation
<Exdeath> Crap, Urinary Infection!
<sede> Creative Username Inserted-here
<sede> Damn, I should have saved Insertion for something better
<Exdeath> Cock-Uterus Insertion.
<Brentai> Cock-Uterus Interaction
<CUI> <Lyrai> What DOES "CUI" stand for <-- Children's Underpants Inspector
<sede> Coitus Under Interruption!
<Brentai> Aww.  You ruined the mystery.
<CUI> I find it disturbing, althought not unexpected, how many times Cock as been proposed

<Squizzle> When it comes down to it, aren't Batman and Catwoman just a couple of furries yiffing on a rooftop?

[13:23] terra: Ducky?
[13:23] Vance: Ducky?
[13:24] * myew wins Vance and terra
[13:24] maou: SNAP
[13:24] terra: o_o
[13:25] Treesock: wtf
[13:25] Treesock: hahaha
[13:26] Vance: ...wow
[13:26] terra: maou: OH SnAP
[13:26] Vance: Terra, I think your bots are conspiring against us.

[Beat Bandit]

<Aozaki> Soon I'll have my laptop mIRC up an running
<Aozaki> It doesn't have the most up to date scripts - it's from like, March or somesuch - but it has the basics
<Rygaron> Hmmm Is that long enough ago
<Rygaron> !cait
<Rygaron> Damn
<Aozaki> IT'S NOT UP AND RUNNING -YET-
<Aozaki> And thanks for reminding me, I'll make -sure- that that one's broken before I let it loose.
<Aozaki> OH GOD CAIT DON'T BAN ME I DIDN'T DO ANYTING
<Zaratustra> when chuck norris endorses a candidate, it's usually Mike Huckabee
<Cait> Why is Lyrai not Lyrai.
<JDigital> WHEN IT'S A JAR

[A²]

<R^2> Don't tell ME how to breed Pokemon. Shut up and put your dick in that armor-plated kangaroo.

[Bongo Bill]

Posted here at ld's request.

13:14 < R^2> Perfectlynormaldog, the Perfectly Normal Pokemon. Eats and sleeps, doesn't battle, and doesn't fit in a Pokeball.
13:14 <+lady_duke> hahahaha
13:14 < R^2> (The irony here is that those attributes make it the opposite of perfectly normal in the Pokemon world)
13:14 <+Kayumi> why don't people fit in pokeballs
13:15 <@Cait> Bill fit in one.
13:15 <+lady_duke> cause they dont feel like it
13:15 <+lady_duke> no he didnt
13:15 <+lady_duke> not in the show anyway
13:15 <+lady_duke> but in the show he wasnt all halfpokemon or whatever
13:15 <+lady_duke> he was just in a derpy costume
13:16 <+lady_duke> oww my ears
13:16 < R^2> I'd love for the next game to have a subplot where the kids break up a dogfighting or cockfighting ring or something, and have to explain the difference between training animals to fight and raising Pokemon.
13:17 < BongoBill> What are you talking about, Duke? I can totally fit in a pokeball.
13:17 < BongoBill> Watch this.
13:17 <+Kayumi> why would they include that?
13:17 < MetalSlime> This is going to be like the morph ball experiments the space pirates tried, isn't it?
13:17 <+lady_duke> i raise my pikkymens to be adorable and lovely :3
13:17 <+Kayumi> pokemon is not about morals or a message, but merchandise
13:17  * R^2 throws an Ultra Ball at BongoBill
13:18 <+lady_duke> i love pokemon merchandise
13:18  * R^2 catch
13:18 < BongoBill> Slime: I can't hear you over the sound of all my bones and organs breaking.
13:18  * R^2 twitch
13:18  * R^2 twitch
13:18 <+lady_duke> i wish i had money to buy some
13:18  * R^2 twitch
13:18  * R^2 caught BONGOBILL
13:18 <+lady_duke> would you like to name your bongobill?
13:18  * R^2 nicknames him "Cuteymuffins"
13:18 <+lady_duke> hahahaha
13:18 < BongoBill> That's too many letters.
13:18 -!- BongoBill is now known as CUTEYMUFFI
13:19  * R^2 dumps CUTEYMUFFI into a PC box and never gives it a second thought
13:19 <+lady_duke> turns out bongobill is an impish nature
13:19 <+lady_duke> and will not be a very good battler
13:19 < MetalSlime> You should have CUTEYMUFFI breed with a gyrados
13:20 < CUTEYMUFFI> Not even going to bother with breeding? The expectation that I'd get to have sex with a ditto impersonating myself is the whole reason I got into this gig.
13:20 <+lady_duke> hahaha
13:20 < R^2> On the upside, this is me we're talking about, and eventually I'll pull you out of storage so you can have lots of sex. Then I'll probably let you go and raise your kids for you.
13:20 <+lady_duke> haha
13:20 < CUTEYMUFFI> That is a sweet deal, is what I think.

[Guild]

[17:26] <Malikial> What the fuck was there a writing pen in my shoe for?
[17:27] <KayumiWork> So you could write footnotes

The only one that made me laugh aside from Cannon's Han Solo quote.

[Aintaer]

<Aintaer> california is just in the closet.
<Aintaer> Soon it will come out
<Aintaer> and start making out with Nevada.
<Aintaer> Then Texas will leave the party complaining of queers.
<government_ham> trying hard to hide its erection
<Kayumi> erection night special
<Aintaer> See I was going to make that joke last night
<Aintaer> but didn't see how I could uh
<Aintaer> fit it in
<government_ham> Both of you are winners.

[Mongrel]

I have a new bet with Dom on how movies will demonstrate that they take place in an alternate reality now that the president actually is black. He says Asian president. My money is on female Muslim president.

[Büge]

We are what we repeatedly do.

[Brentai]

That would explain why everybody thinks I'm a jerk.

[Classic]

Is that also a quote from Aristotle?

[Bongo Bill]

We are what we repeatedly do.

Apparently correct attribution. The full quote is

We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence, then, is not an act but a habit.

[Beat Bandit]

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I am all your mothers.

[Brentai]

That would explain why everybody thinks you're a jerk.  Er... finger.

[Cannon]

[Kazz]

[6:40] <BongoBill> Why can't I type.
[6:40] <Stushcinta> You know who else couldn't type?
[6:40] <Stushcinta> Hitler
[6:41] <BongoBill> You know who else was Hitler?
[6:41] <BongoBill> Hitler.
[6:41] <Stushcinta> :(

[A²]

<OHakubi> By extension, more porn games need QTEs.
<OHakubi> Fap fap fap fap fapfapfapfap OH GOD INCOMING CAR DODGE DODGE

[A²]

<Treesock> maou, activate penis sensors
* maou scans #finalfight
<maou> Penis levels of 3 percent detected.
*** Geothermal [geocorp@toronto-HSE-ppp3938017.sympatico.ca] has joined #finalfight
<jdigital_> maou, activate penis sensors
* maou waves tricorder around a bit
<maou> Penis levels of 97 percent detected.

(18:44:39) Brentai: Tess and I figured out what went wrong with Iron Chef USA.
(18:44:49) Brentai: They grabbed the wrong Enterprise captain.
(18:45:07) Esperath: Would it be all better if they had Patrick Stewart?
(18:45:12) Esperath: Biting into a pepper?
(18:45:13) Brentai: Imagine if it was Patrick Stewart up there instead of Shatner.  "Today's theme ingredient is... TEA EARL GRAY!  ENGAGE!"
(18:46:23) Brentai: But yeah, you remember why Kaga was so cool?  It was a talented and well-respected stage actor up there, grinning like an idiot because he knows what he's doing is utterly ridiculous.
(18:46:39) Esperath: And Shatner is just some fat old guy working for priceline.com.
(18:46:44) Brentai: Who do we have in America like that?  MAKE IT SO!

(18:47:12) Mr_Saturn: Arnuld
(18:47:30) Mr_Saturn: AGGH GET TO DEH THEME INGREDENT
(18:47:43) Aintaer: AGGH SEE MY QUICHE
(18:48:31) Zaratustra: Ahnuld bites a bit off the pepper, throws it and IT EXPLODES
(18:49:05) Niku: The curtain is pulled off the theme ingredient, and it's a Predator standing there with skinned humans.

(18:49:28) Zaratustra: Today's theme ingredient is HUMAN SKULLS
(18:49:37) Niku: AND NOW, YOU MUST FACE MY IRON CHEF: SUB-ZERO!
(18:49:57) Mr_Saturn: Iron chef ninja
(18:51:07) Brentai: Ninja pizza.  Pizza that vanish quickly without trace.
(18:51:58) Brentai: MUSHROOMALITY
(18:52:17) Nerd: FLAWLESS SEASONING

<DNi> hah
<DNi> my mom's gonna translate Modest Proposal into "easy English" for the ESL class she teaches
<Brentai> ...why in the hell would she do that?
<Brentai> "Your students may leave school knowing how to fill out job applications, but mine can threaten to eat the white people's babies."

<myew> I just picked a very drunk irish bloke up.
<Jacinta> JD?
<myew> Perhaps.
<Jacinta> or dregan?
<myew> i wish i knew

[11:10] terra: I've had sex with a girl on my piano
[11:13] Romosome: having sex with a girl on a piano sounds very flamboyant but very very awkward
[11:14] terra: It was my finest opus.
[11:14] Dogstar: Penis de resistance.

<TedBelmont> My nephew is playing Mario Kart 64, and while playing the level with all the Thwomps, he asked me if the Thwomp that's in a jail cell is there because he didn't want to smash anybody.

<Arcturus> Asians have tiny dicks.
<Exdeath> Hey, fuck you, limey.
<Arcturus> If you did, i'd never feel it

<Romosome> Japanese has no plurals.
<Brentai> It does, I don't think they really like to use them though.
<Romosome> they hate plurals
<Romosome> every year the Japanese round up over 10,000 plural articles into crude pens and slaughter them in a huge festival
<Brentai> Running of the bull.
<terra> bulls.
<terra> oh
<terra> crap

(Insert like 2 pages mocking Nimduin here)

<Silkenray> There was this guy at my elementary schoool who told me that the way to make a gameboy display in color was to put the batteries in backwards.
<Ex|HOUSEMAID> ...
<terra> did you hit him with your gameboy until he bled to death?
<Silkenray> no
<Kazz> was this back when gameboys were 10 tons
<Silkenray> yes
<Kazz> i hollowed out a gameboy for shelter once when i was lost

<Dogstar> I just got a circlet with +1 to barbarian combat skills.
<Dogstar> Brent, interested?
<@Brentai> Hmm.
<@Brentai> Hard to say.  My helmet STILL gives me +3 to swords.
<Dogstar> 26 defence, and +16 life.
<Dogstar> Aah.
<Dogstar> I'll try to beat that.
<@Brentai> But +1 to all skills means bonus to Concentrate AND Battle Orders AND Swords.
<@Brentai> And some other stuff.
<Gogo> It's +1 combat skills.
<Gogo> Not all skills.
<@Brentai> ...oh.
<@Brentai> No, then.
<@Brentai> I like swords.
<Lyrai> Welcome to Corneria.

Guildenstern   Anyway, back to FUCKING MY MOUTH WITH THIS KEYBOARD.
Guildenstern   OH BABYw;rttu
Guildenstern   gffjhlk

<Gogo> Kayumi, have sex with your PS2.
<Kayumi> They changed some of the inputs for some moves.
<TedBelmont> Kayumi's a gentleman.
<Kayumi> No, my ps2 has refused my advances.
<Kayumi> It is an icy bitch.
<Aintaer> That's cold.
<Kayumi> and hey, I DID ask.
<Gogo> So go fuck an XBox.
<Gogo> They are very welcoming.
<Aintaer> Xbox gotta pay
<Silversong> Xboxes have loose morals?
<Mr_Saturn> that's because it's FAT
<Aintaer> Fat chicks need love too
<Mr_Saturn> :D
<Gogo> Big girls need love too!
<myew> smiley
<Aintaer> but they gota pay
<Silversong> ...wow.
<Gogo> MY Xbox has loose morals.
<Gogo> Probably because it lives with me.
<Silversong> This is patented, 100% certified #finalfight right here.

[00:28:44] *** Lyrai has joined #finalfight.
[00:28:49] myew: Sup Lyrai.
[00:28:50] Lyrai: PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENI
[00:28:51] Roger: That's amore

* AJ_Impy attacks Bush with honest elections
<myew> Bush is immune to 'honest elections'
* AJ_Impy attacks Bush with accurate criticism
<myew> aj_impy attacks Bush with 'accurate criticism' for 55396 damage.
* Mr_Saturn attacks bush with PRETZEL
<myew> bush takes 89827 damage from mr_saturn's 'PRETZEL'
* Brentai attacks Bush with impeachment
<myew> Bush absorbs the damage and gains 49970 HP!
<Brentai> Shit.

[18:39:12] <@teferi> "This is the type of computer that went to the moon in the Apollo missions from 1969 to 1972. There was one computer in the Lunar Excursion Module (LEM) and one the mothership (CM) circling above. It was the first use of integrated circuits, as still displayed in the timeline cabinet to the left. It's cycle time was 1 Mhz, 11 instructions. It had 1K of 16 bit words of erasable (RAM) core memory and 12K of read-only memory (ROM). The ROM held the "Colossus 249" flight
[18:39:14] <%md> I have extra disks
[18:39:45] <@teferi> yes, folks, we flew to the moon with 2kb of RAM.
[18:40:07] <JDigital> And I bet it didn't crash, either.
[18:40:22] <@teferi> no, it kinda couldn't
[18:40:26] <sei> that was a big RISC they took
[18:40:34] * You were kicked by teferi (that was hideous)


<NotCricket> "yaoi" should be pronounced like the surprised yelp normal people make when they discover it

<Brentai> If I ever run a theater and if that theater ever runs 2001 I'm going to snip out the Stargate sequence and replace it with, like, an episode of ThunderCats.  But I'll keep the glimpses of Bowman's face.
<Brentai> Thunder!  :O  Thunder!!  :OO  THUNDERCATS, HOOOOOO!  :OOO
<Lee-Ham> "My god... it's full of Snarf"
<Brentai> ...
<Brentai> ....
* Lee-Ham was kicked by Brentai (OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW)

<Kayin> A retractable penis.
<sei> inspector's gadget.

[Brentai]

* AJ_Impy attacks Bush with honest elections
<myew> Bush is immune to 'honest elections'
* AJ_Impy attacks Bush with accurate criticism
<myew> aj_impy attacks Bush with 'accurate criticism' for 55396 damage.
* Mr_Saturn attacks bush with PRETZEL
<myew> bush takes 89827 damage from mr_saturn's 'PRETZEL'
* Brentai attacks Bush with impeachment
<myew> Bush absorbs the damage and gains 49970 HP!
<Brentai> Shit.

Fuck you, posterity.  Fuck you so hard.

[A²]

I like how the only funny Guild quote is still pretty applicable.

[Friday]

* maou does skeleton things.
* maou cackles and rocks out and attacks adventurers with a sword
* @Friday turns maou
* maou has sex with girls?
<@Friday> That would be a better special ability for Clerics to have
<@Friday> Reverse Gender Preference
<drethelin1> friday plenty of fundamentalists think they do have that ability
<maou> modern american priests try to use that power but most fags have too many hit die for it to work