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[NSFW] Half Breeds
« on: February 12, 2008, 04:35:53 PM »

You're all moving too slow, so I'm making the first "these things give me erections" thread.

It doesn't matter if they're part cat, part dog, part whatever the fuck, as long as they've got the ears.














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Re: Half Breeds
« Reply #1 on: February 12, 2008, 06:24:53 PM »

How 'bout part tank?
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Because I may or may not be a Transformers fan
« Reply #2 on: February 12, 2008, 08:10:57 PM »

Thread fixed.
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Re: Half Breeds
« Reply #3 on: February 12, 2008, 11:09:25 PM »

tank girl

From Gadget Trial, available at whatever the hell the Internet equivalent is of places where you find shit that fell off the back of a truck.  It's like Advance Wars, only with robot girls in vehicle frames instead of tanks, jets and jeeps, and unit stats are modified by buying them different outfits with your earnings.

Damn it, Japan. :fail: :NO: :MENDOZAAAAA:

(Not that anyone actually asked about it, of course, but it's not like people aren't used to me rambling on without any provocation.  But hey, Advance Wars clone.)
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Re: Half Breeds
« Reply #4 on: February 13, 2008, 12:50:37 AM »

Pretty much all of the above are fairly attractive cartoon girlies regardless of any furball aspects. Somehow I don't quite think anyone is paying attention to the ears in any particular way, other than acknowledging that "yeah, them gots some kinds of critter ears. Nice tits, though."

But that ambiguousness seems about perfect to turn this into a "what the fuck is the deal with furries" thing. The physical animal aspects seem to have fuckall with the sexuality of the subjects. At least superficially. Is it just the association of critters with simple, uncomplicated instinct? Dumb animals made safe because there ain't much to them besides the unreasoning and easy to understand instinct to eat, fight, and fuck? Are furries just so frightened of intellectual and emotional equals or superiors that the dehumanization makes it easier to come in a napkin? Or did they just happen to be watching too much Thundercats during their sexual awakening?

Really, I'm curious.

Then again, I always got kind of a kick out of Katt. Mostly because the chick just ain't wearing pants and everybody seems pretty determined not to notice. Course, I'm much reassured by the fact that I also think she could probably use a shave and some fucking toenail clippers.
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Re: Half Breeds
« Reply #5 on: February 13, 2008, 01:13:28 AM »

Replace Thundercats with SatAM Sonic and yeah.
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Re: Half Breeds
« Reply #6 on: February 13, 2008, 01:54:10 AM »

:sharkey: what the fuck is the deal with furries

_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
|   Everyone is furry for Katt!                                        |
|   Maybe I'm a lion.                                                     |
|   As with other fetishes, an attraction to the abnormal.    |
|> Post moar furry.                                                      |
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 :>_>: Hmmmmmmmm
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Re: Half Breeds
« Reply #7 on: February 13, 2008, 08:13:24 AM »

Are furries just so frightened of intellectual and emotional equals or superiors that the dehumanization makes it easier to come in a napkin? Or did they just happen to be watching too much Thundercats during their sexual awakening?
Personally, I like small noses and the crazy catgirl hairstyles. It is, however, also a very real possibility that I've just so much normie porn that this is all that gets me off anymore.
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Re: Half Breeds
« Reply #8 on: February 13, 2008, 08:25:08 AM »

The idea that one can truly become desensitized to porn through extensive and repeated exposure terrifies me in ways that cannot be described. I prefer to think of it as having a refined taste for the good stuff. :smile:
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Re: Half Breeds
« Reply #9 on: February 13, 2008, 11:24:41 AM »

Is this board protected vs. non-members btw?

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Re: Half Breeds
« Reply #10 on: February 14, 2008, 01:39:58 AM »

Nope. I anxiously await the flood of new, porn seeking users. Worst case? They post porn. I'd be fucking crushed if that happened.
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Re: Half Breeds
« Reply #11 on: February 14, 2008, 06:00:23 AM »

No, the worst case is if they just ASK for porn.  A lot.
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Re: Half Breeds
« Reply #12 on: February 14, 2008, 10:16:12 AM »

No, I believe the worst case is if they hotlink the images from their blogs and bandwidth goes into space.

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Re: Half Breeds
« Reply #13 on: February 14, 2008, 11:38:34 AM »

No, the worst case is if they just ASK for porn.  A lot.
No, I believe the worst case is if they hotlink the images from their blogs and bandwidth goes into space.
I'm pretty sure I rate those as being only slightly more horrifying than the introduction of new  :sadpanda: or  :fail: fetishists. Then again, it could conceivably be all 3.
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Re: Half Breeds
« Reply #14 on: February 14, 2008, 10:59:26 PM »

There are much worse cases, I just don't want to mention them here.  It's like that superstition where if you speak the Devil's name he'll appear, except, you know, not a superstition.

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Re: Half Breeds
« Reply #15 on: February 15, 2008, 01:19:24 PM »

...Doug Winger?
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Re: Half Breeds
« Reply #16 on: February 15, 2008, 01:29:27 PM »

Inching up on it.
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Re: Half Breeds
« Reply #17 on: February 15, 2008, 01:37:13 PM »

CATGIRLS ARE HOT BECAUSE THEY WANT TO FUCK

most other anime girls are like "i'm crying while i blow you"
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Re: Half Breeds
« Reply #18 on: February 15, 2008, 09:52:14 PM »

And God knows LD does enough of that, herself.
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Re: Half Breeds
« Reply #19 on: February 16, 2008, 07:05:21 AM »



am i doin it rite
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