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Norondor

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Re: Final Fucking Fantasy
« Reply #100 on: August 08, 2008, 03:31:09 PM »

All of the above, in Vaan's case.
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Re: Final Fucking Fantasy
« Reply #101 on: August 08, 2008, 03:49:19 PM »

Don't say revenge, don't say revenge.
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Re: Final Fucking Fantasy
« Reply #102 on: August 08, 2008, 04:22:18 PM »

I said it depends on how much body is exposed, not how many clothes there are actually are.  To that end:

And what about Luso in FFTA2? Fucker's wearing more clothes and accessories than anyone else put together.

And yet he's still managed to have his 10-year-old boytits right up in your face.  Fail.

How do Final Fantasy Tactics and Ramza's chapter 4 buttpants figure in to this?

Ramza's buttpants create the illusion that Ramza's ass is exposed when it's really not, just as Ramza create the illusion that he's completely ineffectual when he... may or may not be.

Further evidence: Agrias is basically a woman encased in a tank, and she is awesome.  Gafgarion and Orlandu are even better, and both take huge pains to cover up as much of themselves as they can (helmets, hoods, beards, WHATEVER IT TAKES).

See also: Ashley Riot's assless shorts

Case closed.
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Re: Final Fucking Fantasy
« Reply #103 on: August 08, 2008, 07:28:01 PM »

Olympic Ceremonies are on, and I'm listening to Vaan and Penelo quote Tactics like a couple of geeks.

Fuck those two in their noses.
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Re: Final Fucking Fantasy
« Reply #104 on: August 08, 2008, 07:37:16 PM »

what
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Re: Final Fucking Fantasy
« Reply #105 on: August 08, 2008, 07:51:01 PM »

Olympic Ceremonies are on, and I'm listening to Vaan and Penelo quote Tactics like a couple of geeks.

Fuck those two in their noses.

I nearly went crazy when I saw that part. I couldn't tell if I had imagined it, and I was without an internet connection so I couldn't ask anyone else if it existed.
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Re: Final Fucking Fantasy
« Reply #106 on: August 08, 2008, 09:34:25 PM »

explain
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Re: Final Fucking Fantasy
« Reply #107 on: August 08, 2008, 10:03:35 PM »

srsly
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Re: Final Fucking Fantasy
« Reply #108 on: August 08, 2008, 10:39:54 PM »

Okay.

I'm not 100% sure when this scene occurs since it's been almost two years, but I'm sure Brentai can be more specific. I think it's during the part where the party leaves the Plains area and heads towards the forest where the Viera village is located. While the actual important characters are talking story stuff, Vaan, Penelo, and I think Larsa are in the back simply quoting certain lines from FFT such as "I got a good feeling!" and "This is the way!"

I think the only reason why I heard this was because I was in my extremely tiny, practically cardboard room in Qatar and I had to use headphones if I wanted to hear my games.
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Re: Final Fucking Fantasy
« Reply #109 on: August 08, 2008, 11:17:56 PM »

explain
srsly
I'm sure Brentai can be more specific.

Naaw.

But hey, on a totally unrelated note, I figured out how to use my card to actually record video.

...except YouTube actually cuts out most of Penelo and Vaan's babbling, even though it comes through clear in the original file.  I guess it's some sort of 5.1 back-speaker easter egg, which would explain why you guys are so confused.  I'll see about encoding it in mono and get back to you guys in a few.

EDIT: There we go.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pIPu-aUiJTo
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Re: Final Fucking Fantasy
« Reply #110 on: August 10, 2008, 07:20:11 AM »

...how did I not catch that? I'm slipping in my old age.

Anyway: AWESOME
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Re: Final Fucking Fantasy
« Reply #111 on: August 11, 2008, 09:00:32 AM »

Further evidence: Agrias is basically a woman encased in a tank, and she is awesome.  Gafgarion and Orlandu are even better, and both take huge pains to cover up as much of themselves as they can (helmets, hoods, beards, WHATEVER IT TAKES).

I'd offer up Meliadhoul as a counter, but apparently they buffed her in the PSP version and made her skills hit naked people too, which actually makes her kind of useful.

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See also: Ashley Riot's assless shorts

Case closed.

The reinforcements are ineffectual?

Well, at least the enemy is the same way.
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Re: Final Fucking Fantasy
« Reply #112 on: August 11, 2008, 02:01:44 PM »

Further evidence: Agrias is basically a woman encased in a tank, and she is awesome.  Gafgarion and Orlandu are even better, and both take huge pains to cover up as much of themselves as they can (helmets, hoods, beards, WHATEVER IT TAKES).

I'd offer up Meliadhoul as a counter, but apparently they buffed her in the PSP version and made her skills hit naked people too, which actually makes her kind of useful.

Meliadoul's only problem is that you get her after Orlandu.  Unless you HAVE TO BREAK EVERYTHING it's kind of redundant.
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Re: Final Fucking Fantasy
« Reply #113 on: August 11, 2008, 02:18:43 PM »

It's better to have Balthier steal everything, in any case.
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Re: Final Fucking Fantasy
« Reply #114 on: August 11, 2008, 04:25:21 PM »

He has to get there before Orlandu kills everyone, though.
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Re: Final Fucking Fantasy
« Reply #115 on: August 11, 2008, 05:47:49 PM »

I decided I didn't want to use Orlandu, so that was never an issue for me. I stole his sword and gave it to Beowulf so he could run around turning everyone into chickens instead.
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Re: Final Fucking Fantasy
« Reply #116 on: August 11, 2008, 07:05:18 PM »

Other than the fact that you actually have to go slightly out of your way to get Beowulf, how's that much different?
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Re: Final Fucking Fantasy
« Reply #117 on: August 12, 2008, 04:39:38 AM »

!!!ORLANDU!!!
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!BEOWULF!
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BALFLEAR
AGRIAS
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MELIADOUL
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OPTIMIZED NORMAL HUMANS
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REIS, WORKER 8, BYBLOS
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UNOPTIMIZED NORMAL HUMANS
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MONSTERS
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CLOUD
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MALAK
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RAFA
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Re: Final Fucking Fantasy
« Reply #118 on: August 12, 2008, 09:03:16 AM »

Other than the fact that you actually have to go slightly out of your way to get Beowulf, how's that much different?

I like Beowulf better than Orlandu, that's the difference.
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Re: Final Fucking Fantasy
« Reply #119 on: August 12, 2008, 09:35:06 AM »

(heirarchy of toughess)

ACTUALLY i should probably split monsters up into Useful Monsters (chocobo, skeleton, dragon, ahriman) and Bad Monsters (goblin, bird, malboro, etc.) and if i really wanted i guess i could mention that tier 3 monsters are like a half-notch above tier 1/2 monsters, but whatever.

If i can ever jack my friend's PSP again i should get back to work on my Pokemon playthrough.
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