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Author Topic: Final Fucking Fantasy  (Read 94936 times)

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Re: Final Fucking Fantasy
« Reply #360 on: October 14, 2008, 10:55:56 PM »

Frankly, Exdeath is a boring villain. He's like Golbez, but instead of being brainwashed, he is a tree.

FF5 has bland, cookie-cutter characters?

That is a pretty controversial assertion there.
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Re: Final Fucking Fantasy
« Reply #361 on: October 14, 2008, 11:06:41 PM »

Being a tree isn't very bland! It's boring, but not bland!

Trees are boring!
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Re: Final Fucking Fantasy
« Reply #362 on: October 15, 2008, 12:02:16 AM »

When everyone is a princess, being a princess is bland.
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Re: Final Fucking Fantasy
« Reply #363 on: October 15, 2008, 12:07:41 AM »

I just think it's more interesting when the villain's natural enemy is the heroes, rather than Paul Bunyan.

I don't know why I'm even saying these things.
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Re: Final Fucking Fantasy
« Reply #364 on: October 15, 2008, 12:59:30 AM »

The fact that Exdeath can really be said to have "natural enemies" is proof of his lameness.

You don't see Kefka up in his habitat all fearing on light warriors and mountain lions.
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Re: Final Fucking Fantasy
« Reply #365 on: October 15, 2008, 03:13:26 AM »

You don't know that!  He probably had all sorts of mountain lion related issues until he figured out how to fire enormous lasers from out of wherever he was doing that!
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Re: Final Fucking Fantasy
« Reply #366 on: October 15, 2008, 03:14:56 AM »

I don't remember ever seeing a mountain lion in the World of Ruin. They were probably the first to go.
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Re: Final Fucking Fantasy
« Reply #367 on: October 15, 2008, 04:44:26 AM »

I thought human decency was Kefka's enemy. I mean... He's a clown, right?
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Re: Final Fucking Fantasy
« Reply #368 on: October 15, 2008, 08:29:21 AM »

Human decency and mountain lions.  You've clearly never been to Clown School.

First thing they teach you is to hold your arms out and yell in a loud, deep voice.
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Re: Final Fucking Fantasy
« Reply #369 on: October 20, 2008, 12:01:13 PM »

So where does FFX-2 fit into this grand circle of life?

head and shoulders above the rest of these pleb final fantasies

basically if we jumped straight from ff6 to ffx-2 and then picked up at crisis core and lost odyssey i'd be perfectly happy
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Re: Final Fucking Fantasy
« Reply #370 on: December 13, 2008, 12:34:26 AM »

...so okay.  In this version, not only does Cid jump off an airship from a great height while holding a bomb, but you actually SEE the bomb start to explode and then A GIANT FUCKING VOLCANIC ERUPTION follow.

I mean, the "EVERYBODY LIVES!" bit was silly enough the FIRST time; now they're just openly mocking it.
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Re: Final Fucking Fantasy
« Reply #371 on: December 13, 2008, 01:09:39 AM »

No, Cid's just that tough.
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Re: Final Fucking Fantasy
« Reply #372 on: December 13, 2008, 11:58:01 AM »

Cid and Yang are action heroes and Final Fantasy 4 is actually a genre cross-over but nobody noticed at the time.
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Re: Final Fucking Fantasy
« Reply #373 on: December 14, 2008, 09:50:26 PM »

...anyway.  Pretty solid in most places, but spell effects take entirely too fucking long, which makes battles with large numbers of spellcasting opponents move fucking GLACIALLY.  Like, hit X and go get a beer.  Is there a reason I have to watch the same effect five times in succession if a spell gets cast on my party?  IIRC the original, the effects were shorter AND  overlapped.  And don't get me started on having to watch a closeup animation every single time anyone does anything that's not Attack or Item.  (And is there a way to skip summon animations, or have we, as I suspect, gone back in time to 1997?)

Also, Dualcast is implemented in a half-witted manner.  You can't Raise and then Cure somebody (unless you target the whole party), because you can't cast Cure spells on dead party members and it doesn't register that after you cast Raise they won't be dead anymore.  The "half-wit" part comes in where it DOES fucking check your MP after the first spell you choose and grays out any spells you won't have enough to cast afterward -- so there IS a fucking check for something else and it would have been TRIVIAL to add one for "Was the first spell Raise?"
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Re: Final Fucking Fantasy
« Reply #374 on: December 14, 2008, 10:11:03 PM »

I'm almost done with a replay of FF9, because 1) I can play it on my PSP and I'm always in need of a portable game to play, and 2) because I realized that I've played every other main series FF more recently than my last playthrough of this one.

It's kinda sad that I had more fun with the Chocograph sidequest than the main game, and not just because the items you get totally break the game.
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Re: Final Fucking Fantasy
« Reply #375 on: December 15, 2008, 02:05:08 AM »

And is there a way to skip summon animations, or have we, as I suspect, gone back in time to 1997?

This is FFIV DS we're talking about I assume? Just hit Start.
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Re: Final Fucking Fantasy
« Reply #376 on: December 15, 2008, 11:00:17 AM »

Hey, so.

Anybody here actually give a flying fuck about Final Fantasy XIII?
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Re: Final Fucking Fantasy
« Reply #377 on: December 15, 2008, 11:04:42 AM »

I'll play it. Every main series FF has been at least pretty fun the first time around, and they usually have nice music and visuals.
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Re: Final Fucking Fantasy
« Reply #378 on: December 15, 2008, 11:09:17 AM »

Not after FF12.  :serious:
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Re: Final Fucking Fantasy
« Reply #379 on: December 15, 2008, 11:10:03 AM »

Buying a new PC/Laptop instead of an exploding X-Bawks or a Redonkulous PSTriple thanks.
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