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McFrugal

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Re: Crocs
« Reply #60 on: August 18, 2008, 06:10:38 AM »

If you need me, I'll be at the patent office.
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Re: Crocs
« Reply #61 on: August 19, 2008, 01:56:00 PM »

Every time I see this thread in the unread topics, I misread it as 'Cocks'.
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Brentai

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Re: Crocs
« Reply #62 on: August 19, 2008, 03:53:26 PM »

I still think Kazz's local health clinic is infested with cocks.

Wiggling out of the walls.

Cocks everywhere.
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Re: Crocs
« Reply #63 on: August 19, 2008, 07:07:13 PM »

Oh my god they're in the vents.

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Re: Crocs
« Reply #64 on: August 20, 2008, 12:02:16 AM »

Crass'd it for you.
Oh my god they're in and out and in and out of the vents.
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Re: Crocs
« Reply #65 on: August 20, 2008, 12:08:39 AM »

LET'S DO THE TIME WARP AGAAAAAAAIN
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Re: Crocs
« Reply #66 on: August 20, 2008, 02:26:25 AM »

:sharkey::thad::kazz::sharkey::thad::kazz::sharkey::thad::kazz:
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Brentai

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Re: Crocs
« Reply #67 on: August 20, 2008, 10:06:43 AM »

PENISES RAPED THE BOARDS
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Re: Crocs
« Reply #68 on: August 20, 2008, 11:23:20 AM »

i don't feel anything
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Re: Crocs
« Reply #69 on: August 20, 2008, 11:26:41 AM »

me either

also i'm losing a lot of blood
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Re: Crocs
« Reply #70 on: August 20, 2008, 05:30:21 PM »

YOU PUNCHED OUT *ALL* MY BLOOD!
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Re: Crocs
« Reply #71 on: August 20, 2008, 10:04:11 PM »



And now the revolution has begun.  Time to pick sides!  The crocs and the non-crocs will determine the fate of mankind in mortal kcombat, brother will fight brother, sister fight sister, and all shall be glorious!  All hail the hypno-croc!

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Re: Crocs
« Reply #72 on: August 20, 2008, 10:08:46 PM »

Frankly, they are shoes. But I have always been one to favor practical, comfortable garments, regardless of their appearance. I don't know if they are practical though.
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Re: Crocs
« Reply #73 on: August 20, 2008, 10:14:53 PM »

No half-assing it.  Pick a side.

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Re: Crocs
« Reply #74 on: August 20, 2008, 10:15:51 PM »

Fine! I support the ugly shoes!
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Re: Crocs
« Reply #75 on: August 20, 2008, 10:23:21 PM »

My long history with Crocs:

Never heard of them until Kazz started this thread.

First thought: Hell, I've been wearing increasingly-worn-down cheap flip-flops all summer, maybe I should get something like these.

Then everyone in the world except Kazz (including my girlfriend, who nearly fainted when I mentioned that they looked comfy) started attacking them.

Now I'm at the point where I'm just too lazy to care. Time to keep wearing the shitty flip-flops until it gets cool enough to wear shoes and socks again.
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Re: Crocs
« Reply #76 on: August 20, 2008, 10:28:48 PM »



I think this is settled now.
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Re: Crocs
« Reply #77 on: August 20, 2008, 10:31:35 PM »

It's a bit of an overreaction.

Nobody's going to kill you for wearing crocs.

But if you are caught wearing them, AT ANY TIME, there are a lot of people who are going to think a lot less of you, in every situation, no matter what.  You just showed them your inner redneck.

It's like getting caught picking your damn nose.  You could have a genius IQ or a 20-inch penis, it doesn't matter.  Your virtues are going to have to overcome the fact that you pick your nose in public.

And wear crocs.
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Re: Crocs
« Reply #78 on: August 20, 2008, 10:34:23 PM »

Oh dern.  The superficial will like me less.  I really wanted to get along with them.
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Re: Crocs
« Reply #79 on: August 20, 2008, 10:47:31 PM »

Okay, well, next time you whine about nobody taking you seriously enough to give you a decent job, I'm going to be there with my tub of popcorn and best mocking laugh.  I'll be waiting.



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