As a kid, I would have said either Chicken Boo or the Goodfeathers. I really enjoy those in my mind now, and can't think of any bad parts off the top. I guess I'd go with the dog ones, without a list of possibles.

I've started just quitting out of games whenever my opponent starts burning the fuse for the second time in any given match. I really hate 90 second turns.

You use a reciprocating saw, not a drill.

I thought BDSM often centered around a lack of reciprocation

Yes and no. Once they're washed (in an appropriate-temperature bath) they just need to be fridged immediately and forever. If you don't wash them, you can keep them unrefridgerated for a couple weeks, but there's a chance of surface contaminants getting into the good parts when you crack them. It's kind of an either/or thing.

all i'm saying is why isn't their white history month

Pretty glad I held off on AC last week. Now who needs Arkham Asylum? The game is good enough that I tried, but Steam won't let me have two.

gave that bitch the ol' bone wand

Korra just wants to already be the Avatar and she's tired of waiting to "become" it. She wants to fix a problem with the Spirit World because a good Avatar would. Unalaq is abusing that (and I think my biggest problem so far is how clearly villainous he is) by giving her that job to earn trust. I really like what they're doing with Mako, because he's playing the other half of Unalaq fairly well: he doesn't want to just tell her what she wants to hear because she's being stubborn, but he cares about her. He's being used fairly effectively as the middle ground between people who are more interested in her much later well-being and duty versus people who will use her innate bullheadedness to achieve their own goals.

One of my favorite things about the ol' home state is the air force base being called Seymour Johnson.

If you facedance without rhythm, you won't enact the birth.