Topic: Bullshit (Read 22492 times)

Classic · « **Reply #120 on:** May 14, 2011, 06:18:38 AM »

Maybe you should leave a squatter's rights pamphlet the next time you go there.

Büge · « **Reply #121 on:** May 14, 2011, 07:20:51 AM »

Quote from: Ted Belmont on May 13, 2011, 06:05:00 PM

The entire time I was there, I saw not a single other person. The whole place just had an abandoned, derelict feel, like a ghost town, or one of those old run-down houses you see out in the country, where you can tell no one has lived there for years, and you wonder how it's still standing. The odd thing was, it wasn't in a bad part of town. It was just a weird, creepy, out-of-place laundromat. I wouldn't be surprised if I went back there tomorrow and found an empty lot.

That's probably spot on. I hypothesize that the owner left it unlocked because nobody would steal broken washing machines.

Büge · « **Reply #122 on:** May 14, 2011, 07:22:38 AM »

Although, now that I think about it, you should have called up a friend with a pickup truck and hauled everything to a scrapyard.

Royal☭ · « **Reply #123 on:** May 16, 2011, 05:32:19 AM »

So Saturday, after playing a gig at an arts festival in Fort Worth, a friend of mine jumped on my back, and forward momentum sent me careening into the concrete. After shaking off the daze, I started crawling up, only to see a fountain of blood spewing from my head. It was just a tiny geyser that was soaking the ground. I couldn't stop laughing. Now my hand hurts and I missed a friend's show later in the evening but it's all good.

Classic · « **Reply #124 on:** May 16, 2011, 07:26:58 AM »

The face bleeds precipitously at basically every opportunity.
At least it didn't ruin your day.

R^2 · « **Reply #125 on:** May 16, 2011, 08:45:09 AM »

See, I'm kind of the same way. A gushing head wound wouldn't ruin my day, it'd just be par for the course for me.

François · « **Reply #126 on:** May 21, 2011, 09:20:09 PM »

Hey guys! I'm typing this from my badass quantum computer up in Heaven. How was your Apocraptumageddon? Let's exchange cloud numbers!

Mongrel · « **Reply #127 on:** May 22, 2011, 02:50:44 AM »

So you're making good use of cloud computing then?

François · « **Reply #128 on:** May 22, 2011, 10:04:27 PM »

Well, err, if you don't know, then I'm probably not supposed to tell you. It's the whole "left below" thing and all.

that said i totally am

Brentai · « **Reply #129 on:** June 05, 2011, 05:10:38 PM »

Brentai   I always wanted to start a theory that Sabin died after jumping off a cliff for no reason, and was supposed to be taken away by the Phantom Train.
Brentai   Except I think that's chronologically inaccurate?
Haruhi   Squizzle: In FF6, one of the characters is Gau, a Wild CHild.
Romosome   died after falling off the Lethe River raft.
Romosome   he falls off waterfalls TWICE.
Haruhi   His special ability is "Rage", in which he uses the abilties of monsters he has learned
Brentai   Oh yeah. The entire journey is purgatory.
Romosome   you begin his chapter when he gets separated because he decided to punch Ultros.
Brentai   And God finally gets so fed up with his shit that He dumps Sabin off in Narshe.
Haruhi   Rage List is his list of monsters, it's broken.
Brentai   HERE HERE ARE YOUR FRIENDS GO AWAY YOU PSYCHOTIC MAN
Romosome   oh oh oh no I got it.
Romosome   All three of them were dead.
Romosome   well no maybe not Shadow
Romosome   okay listen. I got this.
Romosome   Sabin dies in the Lethe River.
Brentai   Shadow probably IS dead.
Romosome   He meets Cyan, who died in Doma with everyone else.
Brentai   Cyan dies of poison because EVERYONE DIES OF POISON yeah
Romosome   poisoned like the rest.
Romosome   Then they go to the Phantom Train
Brentai   VERILY I AM FINE FOR NO REASON AND AM THE ONLY PERSON IN THE WORLD WHO SPEAKETH LIKE THIS
Romosome   and it's like HI I TAKE THE SPIRITS TO THE-- and then Sabin punches it until it stops moving because he's Sabin.
Romosome   and it just fucking drops them off and goes YOU KNOW WHAT YOU CAN LIVE AGAIN, HERE, JUST STAY THERE and leaves
Brentai   Yeah that
Ridley   thou!
MarsDragon   How did Shadow die?
Romosome   so basically Sabin outstupided the reaper.
Brentai   That actually makes the entire Sabin arc make more sense.
Romosome   by punching things.
Romosome   Yes. This pleases me.

Büge · « **Reply #130 on:** June 11, 2011, 06:06:58 PM »

I surpassed Doom's postcount and I'm approaching Niku's.

Büge · « **Reply #131 on:** June 11, 2011, 06:07:08 PM »

Classic · « **Reply #132 on:** June 11, 2011, 08:07:24 PM »

You fiend!

Büge · « **Reply #133 on:** June 11, 2011, 08:40:23 PM »

Hey, I work hard to keep my numbers high.

Niku · « **Reply #134 on:** June 11, 2011, 08:56:22 PM »

long and hard

Brentai · « **Reply #135 on:** June 20, 2011, 08:32:52 PM »

So I fed Simo Belmo into this thing.

François · « **Reply #136 on:** June 20, 2011, 08:46:56 PM »

Put in bits of my SMT LP in there and it returned William Gibson.

Büge · « **Reply #137 on:** June 21, 2011, 08:04:05 AM »

http://iwl.me/s/fdfaad03

So this is what happens when you feed it erotic fiction.

François · « **Reply #138 on:** June 21, 2011, 04:39:24 PM »

The thing's probably looking for keywords first. I put in the latest Threetoe story and it returned JK Rowling, presumably on account of all the talk of wizards.

Brentai · « **Reply #139 on:** June 21, 2011, 04:45:27 PM »

That's pretty obvious but I still like to believe it's actually because Stephanie Meyer writes like somebody who's purposely being redundant to satisfy a word count.

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