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Re: Game News Dump
« Reply #500 on: July 19, 2008, 06:14:46 AM »

I felt like Dark Messiah did it right, but I'm not sure I can explain how. I even liked the stage where you chase a ghoul across rooftops; the jumping felt so natural that it didn't detract from the sequence at all.
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Re: Game News Dump
« Reply #501 on: July 19, 2008, 07:53:53 AM »

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Re: Game News Dump
« Reply #502 on: July 19, 2008, 08:33:36 AM »

I felt like Dark Messiah did it right, but I'm not sure I can explain how. I even liked the stage where you chase a ghoul across rooftops; the jumping felt so natural that it didn't detract from the sequence at all.

I'd play it to find out what you're talking about, but I hear that game did absolutely everything else wrong.
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Re: Game News Dump
« Reply #503 on: July 19, 2008, 09:06:13 AM »

I like it, even though I'll readily admit it's hard to recommend. It looks good, the melee combat is awesome, and several individual sequences are a total blast to play. But everything else is C- at best.
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Re: Game News Dump
« Reply #504 on: July 20, 2008, 12:25:04 AM »

I WONDER IF THE EVIL GUY IS EVIL

YUP
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Re: Game News Dump
« Reply #505 on: July 20, 2008, 02:27:33 PM »

Merciless fuck, the new Prince of Persia is pretty.
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Re: Game News Dump
« Reply #506 on: July 21, 2008, 09:45:35 PM »

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Re: Game News Dump
« Reply #507 on: July 21, 2008, 11:12:36 PM »

Will level creators be paid in real money, or just PSN points?
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Re: Game News Dump
« Reply #508 on: July 22, 2008, 06:10:12 AM »

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Re: Game News Dump
« Reply #509 on: July 22, 2008, 10:13:07 AM »

Looks like the gameplay is essentially a ripoff of one of Work Time Fun's minigames.
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Re: Game News Dump
« Reply #510 on: July 22, 2008, 12:19:05 PM »

It's... top-down Lemmings, with zombies.

I like it.
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« Reply #511 on: July 22, 2008, 03:42:51 PM »

First thing I'm doing is loading up a map of Shibuya and telling all the followers "I AM A REAPER!  PLAY MY GAME!"

Fail, and face insect rape.




If you can clear Tom Sawyer on Expert, then you're three times better than Rush.  Which might be true.  It's Rush.




President Iwata actually apologizes for the sucky press conference at E3.  Which actually comes off as kind of sarcastic when you read it, but maaaaaaybe that's just a translation thing.  Maybe.
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« Reply #512 on: July 23, 2008, 10:55:42 AM »

Watchmen games announced.

We all know where this is headed.

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Re: Game News Dump
« Reply #513 on: July 23, 2008, 11:12:50 AM »

Are you telling me you wouldn't watch a Watchmen Babies cartoon?
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Re: Game News Dump
« Reply #514 on: July 24, 2008, 06:33:13 PM »

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Re: Game News Dump
« Reply #515 on: July 25, 2008, 10:13:56 PM »

So... why does Bethesda have a fucking robot army in their office?
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Re: Game News Dump
« Reply #516 on: July 25, 2008, 10:16:18 PM »

Remember the life-sized Big Daddies? Same deal, I betcha.
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Re: Game News Dump
« Reply #517 on: July 27, 2008, 04:30:50 PM »

Sony Booth @ SDCC was Spook Central:

http://www.gametrailers.com/player/usermovies/244270.html

http://www.gametrailers.com/player/37552.html

http://www.gametrailers.com/player/37542.html

4-Player Online Co-Op CONFIRMED FOR BUST.

^ Marshmallow flavored lip balm.

Also: Cell Phone game takes major graphical cues from Genesis edition. The DS edition would do well to follow the same path.
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Re: Game News Dump
« Reply #518 on: July 27, 2008, 05:53:06 PM »

So someone else recalls the Genesis entry fondly? My corporeal existence finally has merit.

The bitter, impatient jerk in me says that it looks fairly generic, and it appears that actually wrangling a Class II/III is going to be more... Awkward than intense.

However, I can't tell you how good it is to hear Ray's eager, know-it-all tone again, and it's going to take one heck of a mediocre combat system to make bustin' the Grey Lady anything but transcendently satisfying.

The less I know about the story, the better, but I suspect the final boss fight will make or break the game for me.
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Re: Game News Dump
« Reply #519 on: July 28, 2008, 01:14:30 AM »

This just in, Wario Land Shake It has the best ending ever

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6aNxDI6FOEc
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