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Messages - Friday

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LP Hell / Re: Assholes play Castlevania: Lords of Shadow
« on: January 20, 2014, 06:10:08 AM »
the thing about Castlevania: Not fucking canon game never existed nope nope nope stop talking go to jail, is that it's not actually bad. A bad game (or movie) can be at least enjoyed for how fucking godawful it is.

Lords of hey who let you out of your cell get back in there is just... bleh.

tl;dr: it's Halo

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Gaming Discussion / Re: Final Fucking Fantasy
« on: January 15, 2014, 02:51:03 PM »
holy jesus CHRIST those images

I mean I know this is a worthless post that just repeats what everyone else is saying but FUCKING CHRIST

so anyway in an effort to bring this post some actual content, I'm eating subway right now, with garden salsa chips, it's pretty good, it's a sweet onion chicken teriyaki on sourdough, which i was surprised to see on their 5 dollar footlong all january menu, cause i don't think it was included last year? I may be misremembering

and for some reason when I unlocked my computer today it was in the very lowest resolution setting and I had to manually change it back

oh and I had a dream that I was hiking with a friend and we were caught in a volcano eruption and we surfed down the lava wave on rocks to a lake to escape

p. cool

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High-Context Discourse / Re: Imagery Unload
« on: January 10, 2014, 08:45:42 AM »
Jennifer Lawrence

I'm neutral about feminism

additional imgur comment

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Thaddeus Boyd's Panel of Death / Re: What the fuck?
« on: January 09, 2014, 12:41:04 PM »
I stared at the above post for an entire minute before I got it

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Gaming Discussion / Re: MTG
« on: January 09, 2014, 10:53:11 AM »
Quote
undefeated Norin the Wary deck.

Ha! I've been looking to build a Soul Sisters deck anyway.

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Thaddeus Boyd's Panel of Death / Re: What the fuck?
« on: January 09, 2014, 10:43:54 AM »
how dare you drag race into this


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Thaddeus Boyd's Panel of Death / Re: What the fuck?
« on: January 08, 2014, 05:38:09 PM »
I'm going to reserve judgment until I learn whether or not the kid was wearing a hoodie

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Real Life / Re: Worst Pets Ever
« on: January 08, 2014, 12:35:05 PM »
AT LEAST THE CAT DOESN'T POOP IN THERE

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Real Life / Re: Worst Pets Ever
« on: January 08, 2014, 10:09:53 AM »
at least it hasn't learned how to take things out of your drawers and turn your underwear into TOYS

oh you left your underwear drawer open a tiny crack

ok, i will open it and remove half your underwear and play with it and then lay in the underwear drawer you don't mind right

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High-Context Discourse / Re: Avatars
« on: January 07, 2014, 08:18:49 PM »
This was too good not to be reused

I <3 you Mongrel

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Real Life / Re: What I learned today!
« on: January 06, 2014, 08:03:21 AM »
Now I'm picturing the German High Command sweatily having to use that phrase to Hitler when he asked how things were going toward the end of the war


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Gaming Discussion / Re: MTG
« on: January 06, 2014, 07:58:23 AM »
First to put pants on wins

the format

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Thaddeus Boyd's Panel of Death / Re: The Environment
« on: January 06, 2014, 07:57:14 AM »
YOU SAY BEES ARE GETTING MORE AGGRESSIVE? WELL THESE BEES STINGING THE INSIDE OF MOUTH RIGHT NOW ARE EVIDENCE TO THE CONTRARY

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Thaddeus Boyd's Panel of Death / Re: The Environment
« on: January 06, 2014, 07:56:28 AM »
The best one is Trump citing extreme weather patterns (like snow in Egypt, not seen for over 100 years) as proof GW is fake

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Media / Re: THE MOST IMPORTANT CARTOON EVER MADE
« on: January 05, 2014, 08:38:32 AM »
We should make a thread for most awful thing to name your child without resorting to in-jokes like just "eloH"

"Cassius"

damn it what did I just fucking say

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Media / Re: THE MOST IMPORTANT CARTOON EVER MADE
« on: January 05, 2014, 08:30:50 AM »
In a post Pinkamena Zecora Smith world, anything can happen

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World's Most Scientific Institute / Hottest Persona 4 character
« on: January 03, 2014, 08:07:25 PM »
EVERYONE IN THIS POLL IS A WHORE

vote for up to 3 whores

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High-Context Discourse / Re: Quotes
« on: January 02, 2014, 01:22:23 PM »
<@Friday> Silver collects lolita clothing like I collect spines.
<@Friday> One day I opened my closet and all these spines came tumbling out and I could hardly remember where I got half of them.
<@Friday> I wonder if Sub-Zero uses a numbering system.
<Elfin> Why don't you collect smaller body parts?
<@Silversong> it's her idiom
<@Friday> March 4, 1992. Froze and decapitated Kano. Spine in good condition.
<@Friday> March 7, 1992. Froze and decapitated Sonya Blade. Spine in good condition.
<@Friday> March 15, 1992. Froze and decapitated Scorpion. Scorpion just came from back from hell and reclaimed spine.
<+BongoBill> All her spine-wealth hasn't made Friday any happier, though. It doesn't do you any good just to hoard it, Friday! You've got to spend it!
<rainwarrior> He must have looked floppy coming back for his spine.
<Elfin> 'March 18, 1992. "Got over there" as Scorpion insisted, and there was nothing there. Instead received uppercut.'

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Media / Re: Star Trek
« on: January 02, 2014, 09:21:20 AM »
*Brentai floats soundlessly in the void

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High-Context Discourse / Re: Imagery Unload
« on: January 02, 2014, 09:20:41 AM »
Morgoth riding Ungoliant is now my favorite picture of all time

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