Caught a Big Bang theory ad where the "joke" was "I've never played D&D with girls before!" "It's okay, sweetie, nobody has!"

Impressive to see that show crossing the line from offensively stupid to offensively sexist in addition. I will go inform all the female gamers I know that pop culture has decided they either don't exist, or that they're not real women.

It's okay though, it's for the sake of continuing a schoolyard bully level paradigm of guys being judged based on how many chicks they bang. Remember being into anything that doesn't lead to you putting your dick in a woman means you're not a man, you should devote every waking hour to getting laid.

Fuck the Big Bang Theory, fuck the writers of the Big Bang Theory, fuck the actors, and fuck everyone who enjoys the show.

hey guys 

apparently you have to pay for HoN now so fuck that

Let's Play Altered Beast (Part 1)

I find the forest green, dark haired, blue-eyed women to be a million times more attractive than "normal" women. (I say normal because like 97 percent of the people on this planet don't have green skin)

Even huge strong green women seem to give me at least 1/16 of a boner.

I seriously think I have a problem. I thought Zoe Saldana* looked less hot than the curvy Rachel Nichols in that movie about spaceships and lasers. I see a cute green girl and I can't believe how hot she is. It's like my tiny inferior wop brain can't process all this Orion** hotness. I saw one today and I was like "SHIIIIIIIIIIIT" and I didn't even really look at her. TOO PRETTY!

I go online and barely see any girl that I like and when I do it's mostly an orc. This makes me sad and If I wasn't listening to J-pop it would make me depressed (IT HAS HAPPENED BEFORE!). No one I've told this thinks it's a problem, they say that it's just a matter of taste, but fuck no. I'm sure I'm fucked in the head, my love for the green womins is too strong. What's wrong with me?

I feel like it's just a manifestation of my own racism. Maybe I like green women because I'm unconsciously... dare I say this... a green supremacist? Can I even be one? Has American (AKA white) TV and Movies made me love the emerald melanin-deficient green skin? Seriously, Will Smith is the only non-green person to carry a movie where the main character is not an historical figure or paired with a (usually green) sidekick.

Then there's the fact that they don't like me. Green chicks that are crazy enough to like non-green guys usually go all the way and not for some I don't know how to edit this sentence because it like contradicts itself halfway through

This is all so fucking pathetic. What can I do?  Stare at a picture of Garona until I get tired?

* She doesnt count as green because of my rule #4 "If someone's brown, they're not green"
** Not the real Orions from the Orion Nebula but the Slave Orions from planet Orion which unfortunately is what everyone uses the word for nowadays. Seriously, it's like every time some idiot says "Orion" to mean an alien green person they're vindicating slavery. Fuck you!

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This is just something I wanted a concrete answer on, since I probably won't be doing this anytime soon.  But it'd be nice to know in case I see a deal on either of them while ebaying other junk.

I'm 99% certain I'll only really have time for one of these if I get around to it, and I'm leaning towards Persona 4 from what I've heard.  What sets them apart in mood and story (which is mostly what I give a damn about)?  Are either of them frustrating in spots?  About how long is each?

Originally was just Persona 3 vs 4 but I threw in 2 just in case you guys all knew something I didn't.

The purely cosmetic Team Fortress 2 Stratego

Desired just for the appearance and how fitting it is.  I want a board that looks like an aerial shot of 2Fort with the exact same untraversable 4-square areas of water (the sides of the map would be open), with the little portraits lined up on the bottom.

Pieces correspond directly with no changes to rules.  Pieces ranked highest to lowest, and when attacking the higher kills the lower:

Marshal = Heavy
General = Soldier
Colonel = Pyro
Major = Demoman
Lieutenant = Sniper
Sergeant = Medic
Miner = Engineer (can defuse Bombs/Bomb Carts)
Scout = Scout (Only piece that can move 2 spaces at once)
Spy = Spy (Weakest piece, but can kill the Marshal/Heavy)

Flag = Intelligence (attacking this wins the game)
Bomb = Bomb Cart

Other ideas for Bomb include sticky bombs and sentries.  I personally don't like the sticky bomb as I think Miner is a much better fit for Engineer than for Demoman, but a Sentry might be too unbomblike.

The rest of it's so fitting it hurts.  I want this.

So, I'm heavily considering getting one of these things and upgrading from my adorably simple cellphone.  I'm leaning heavily towards the G1, but I figured I'd start up a topic and see if anyone else has one of these and what they think.

Apple iPhone
Pros:

• Best looks, thinnest and sleekest with no buttons. 
• Has been around longer than the rest, probably has more kinks worked out of it by now. 
• iTunes support for letting you immediately blow your money on music with no hassle. 
• Probably the only one with "chic" appeal.

Cons:

• So thin I will inevitably step on it and snap it right the hell in half.
• Service by AT&T.
• Hard to customize in ways not pre-approved by Apple.

Blackberry Storm
Pros:

• Service is by Verizon, reported to be the least-fucking-awful of all the cellphone providers. 
• Has a tactile feedback screen that actually depresses and gives a chunky "click" when you type on it, to lessen the fumbleness of touchscreen typing.

Cons:

• No wi-fi support at all, limiting you to Verizon data transfer plan. 
• Reports claim touchscreen feedback can be unresponsive or sluggish. 
• Name sounds like a smoothie and keeps making me hungry.

T-Mobile G1
Pros:

• Runs Google Android OS and a slew of other Google-designed applications, which are sexy and simple. 
• Entirely open-source, which means application support will probably be amazing once it really gets going. 
• Largest screen. 
• Flips out sideways to reveal a full QWERTY hard minikeyboard.
• Nice and thick and seems less breakable.
• Service provider is T-Mobile, second-best after Verizon.

Cons: 

• No headphone jack (has mini-USB port for headphones, comes with a newfangled adaptor that just looks like a cord extension to your headphones).
• Has a "chin" with standard Call, End, and Home cellphone buttons that are convenient but take away from the "omg it's just a screen" look and make it larger.
• No soft-keyboard (might be coming in an update)
• Not as "sexy" as the other, thinner phones that get invited to the phoneprom.