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Kazz

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Re: ThingV
« Reply #140 on: November 07, 2012, 03:59:42 AM »

Moreau and Russo huddle together, shivering with fear.

"You don't get it," says Russo.  "The Council is messing with your heads."

Moreau nods.  "I don't know why.  But there's no alien influence.  There's no mind control.  It's some sort of sick, deranged test..."

The grenades land, splattering the walls with fresh Alienghetti with Alienballs.
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Re: ThingV
« Reply #141 on: November 07, 2012, 04:10:38 AM »

if they huddled together, why would we need to throw two
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Re: ThingV
« Reply #142 on: November 07, 2012, 04:27:03 AM »

SHUT UP
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Re: ThingV
« Reply #143 on: November 07, 2012, 04:36:51 AM »

Well then.

It's the home stretch, boys.

Lets test Garcia and get this mess cleaned up. If he turns out human, then I suggest burning Zhang, who was the grenade that killed the guy everyone already knew was an Alien.

I do really think it's most likely Garcia, though. But because talking is not allowed at night, I just wanted to state a backup plan.

If by some miracle neither is the Alien, well.

We're gonna have a bad time.
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Re: ThingV
« Reply #144 on: November 07, 2012, 04:57:40 AM »

Garcia.
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Re: ThingV
« Reply #145 on: November 07, 2012, 08:19:05 AM »

I'm pretty sure Zhang just let the cat out of the bag. Why throw at Moreau when we could definitely torch him?
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Re: ThingV
« Reply #146 on: November 07, 2012, 08:20:08 AM »

Garcia Just to get the day over with and the off-chance he's human, our flamethrower will still know who to burn.
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Re: ThingV
« Reply #147 on: November 07, 2012, 03:55:29 PM »

Fuck The Humans

You're being very silly.

Young

But not really.
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Re: ThingV
« Reply #148 on: November 08, 2012, 04:25:19 PM »

You put Garcia into the washing machine.

He comes out after ten or twelve cycles, clean as a whistle, Human as the day is long.

Night 4 begins.
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Re: ThingV
« Reply #149 on: November 09, 2012, 09:44:45 AM »

The final flamethrower stalks the halls, hunting his prey.  These aliens have been plaguing XCOM headquarters for nearly a week, and he was fucking sick of it.  This would be the end.

Finally, he saw his target, hunched over a copy of Lao Tzu's "Tao Te Ching."  Zhang.

"Oh, herro," said Zhang.

Fire leapt from the flamethrower like cruel satan butter, melting the mild-mannered Mandarin like a marshmallow.

The flamer bent over the corpse, examining it closely.

He found, to his relief...
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Re: ThingV
« Reply #150 on: November 09, 2012, 09:47:47 AM »

 :omg:
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Re: ThingV
« Reply #151 on: November 09, 2012, 09:52:48 AM »

... that Zhang was Human.

Then, he paused.  "I don't know why I would be relieved by that, that's terrible news."

There was an otherworldly screech behind him.  A strange creature darted up the hallway, jumped...
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Re: ThingV
« Reply #152 on: November 09, 2012, 10:00:24 AM »

Alien Victory

6 soldiers survived to see the end.

Bakari (Ocksi) - Turned Alien (Night 4), started Flamer
Cohen (Frocto) - Human
Garcia (Sharkey) - Human
Grabowski (Caithness) - Human
Saito (Zaratustra) - Human
Young (Friday) - Turned Alien (Night 2), started Human

Guzman (Ziiro) was a human with a grenade.  (Flamed Night 1)
Mahamud (Friend) was a turned Alien (Night 1) with a grenade.  (Flamed Night 2)
Schmidt (gahitsu) was being turned into an Alien (Night 3).  He had a flamethrower.  (Flamed Night 3)
Russo (Classic) was an original Alien.  (Exploded Day 4)
Moreau (Lottel) was an original Alien.  (Exploded Day 4)
Zhang (Niku) was a Human.  He started with a grenade, then used it.  (Flamed Night 4)
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Re: ThingV
« Reply #153 on: November 09, 2012, 10:04:02 AM »

Saw that coming a while away, honestly. Nuts to Ocksi for not flaming Young the last night, which is 100% what I would've done in his place. Or any night, really! I was commenting to Kazz that the person who was blatantly Friday had to be an alien, because you don't let the smart guy stay on the enemy team if you can steal him.

She was putting in lots of effort to keep the humans afloat, though, so I figured she was useful, haha. But, yeah, she had to go sooner or later.
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Re: ThingV
« Reply #154 on: November 09, 2012, 10:05:35 AM »

I blame Niku. I was actually going to flame Young, but the Zhang grenade was such a bad play, I had trouble believing it was an innocent move. It really actually came to a coin flip before I went to bed this morning. It ALSO broke my streak of just burning whoever had the extra test, which makes me saaaad.
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Re: ThingV
« Reply #155 on: November 09, 2012, 02:39:34 PM »

Look it all comes down to me. It was my fault. All my fault.
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Re: ThingV
« Reply #156 on: November 09, 2012, 03:57:50 PM »

I was going to vote to test Young, but I thought it would look strange to do that while simultaneously agreeing that I would have turned Garcia if I were a Thing.
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Re: ThingV
« Reply #157 on: November 09, 2012, 04:42:25 PM »

Goddamnit, I just knew Young was an alien, but I didn't flame her. At least I nabbed Mahamud.

I count as winning, right? Right?

Also, umm, I've probably mentioned this before, but I've got tits and a vag and all that entails, for what it's worth. Not that it matters.
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Re: ThingV
« Reply #158 on: November 09, 2012, 05:26:34 PM »

I don't really know if gahitsu or Ocksi win or lose.
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Re: ThingV
« Reply #159 on: November 09, 2012, 05:31:34 PM »

I blame Niku. I was actually going to flame Young, but the Zhang grenade was such a bad play, I had trouble believing it was an innocent move. It really actually came to a coin flip before I went to bed this morning. It ALSO broke my streak of just burning whoever had the extra test, which makes me saaaad.

Eh, I wasn't sure and didn't want to hit a wrong person.

I'm sure you can sympathize FACED
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