Topic: What I learned today! (Read 185577 times)

SCD · « **Reply #80 on:** August 10, 2008, 10:01:51 PM »

While I don't smoke regularly, nor do i enjoy the concept of sneaking around in a black hoodie, plaid pants and a russian-style black army cap,

Well, you see tonight there were these three girls from the married quarters on base which were going around hitting windows in the night and laughing/screaming in an obnoxious fashion in the wee hours of the night...

Being the shadow that appears right behind them as they wake my section mates up with their window-banging the dark shadow which lights a cigarette, takes a puff for a pause to enjoy their shock, then screams in their faces causing them, for a split second, to remember this thing called true fear as they scream towards home..

It made me giddy.

Being bad rocks.

Classic · « **Reply #81 on:** August 12, 2008, 12:14:05 AM »

Indiscriminant friend request accepting on Facebook has led me to receive messages like this one:

Subject: its tonite!

Body:

Quote

go to republic [a club in the Chicagoland area] ! u wont regret it hawt ass night~!

call me for info or qustions!
[PHONE NUMBER!!!]

PASSWORD =CHILL

The obnoxious son of a bitch has been sending me four or five of these for every party he "hosts" and each is further from prescriptive written English. It hurts...

Thad · « **Reply #82 on:** August 12, 2008, 12:15:10 AM »

Quote from: Classic on August 12, 2008, 12:14:05 AM

each is farther from prescriptive written English.

Classic · « **Reply #83 on:** August 12, 2008, 12:17:00 AM »

o nose its wars tan I taut

MadMAxJr · « **Reply #84 on:** August 12, 2008, 07:56:21 AM »

Apparently Mark Hamil does a few voices on Metalocalypse.

Brentai · « **Reply #85 on:** August 16, 2008, 11:21:39 PM »

Tim Curry actually had a chance to play the original Frankenstein. And it just occurred to me that the guy's name is Frank-and-Stein. Making a pun out of it was kind of redundant.

Oh well!

Thad · « **Reply #86 on:** August 24, 2008, 02:52:03 PM »

School starts tomorrow.

This isn't actually something I learned today so much as something I forgot about which then slowly dawned on me as I wondered why the Safeway was so fucking crowded.

Brentai · « **Reply #87 on:** August 25, 2008, 10:18:50 AM »

Quote from: Arc on March 27, 2008, 10:48:35 AM

How to turn pain into pleasure.

Happened at the gym, while gettin' huge.

Now my reps flow more seamlessly, which was the barrier to reaching The Next Level of my training or something something.

I figured this one out last night.

Arc · « **Reply #88 on:** August 25, 2008, 10:38:16 AM »

That's easily the creepiest post I've ever made, but it holds true.

HURT ME MORE, AB CRUNCH MACHINE

I SEE YOU LIKE PLAYING CASTLEVANIA

Kazz · « **Reply #89 on:** August 25, 2008, 11:16:36 AM »

The thing that freaks me out the most about Garfield is that Jon's entire house is dominated by an enormous chest-high table.

Also that the color of everything in his house is likely to change every day.

Friday · « **Reply #90 on:** August 25, 2008, 11:54:12 AM »

they live in Castlevania, a creature of chaos

Brentai · « **Reply #91 on:** October 06, 2008, 08:16:14 PM »

I top the second most frequent poster by over a thousand posts.

...

Detonator · « **Reply #92 on:** October 06, 2008, 08:28:39 PM »

Quote from: Crash on October 06, 2008, 08:16:14 PM

I top the second most frequent poster by over a thousand posts.

Also, Thad and Kazz have an equal number of posts at this moment. It's like some sort of cosmic balance.

Cannon · « **Reply #93 on:** October 07, 2008, 11:06:44 AM »

Quote from: Detonator on October 06, 2008, 08:28:39 PM

Also, Thad and Kazz have an equal number of posts at this moment. It's like some sort of cosmic stalemate.

But who's the Juggernaut, and who's the bitch?

Büge · « **Reply #94 on:** October 07, 2008, 12:14:27 PM »

Whoever wins, we lose.

Lady Duke · « **Reply #95 on:** October 07, 2008, 06:57:12 PM »

In France, they make snail caviar. So I learned that when snails have sex, since they are hermaphrodites, they BOTH lay eggs. And there is some place outside Paris that has a snail farm where 40,000 snails are just constantly having sex to make snail caviar. And 1 kilo is $1500. Truly bizarre.

A² · « **Reply #96 on:** October 07, 2008, 07:27:13 PM »

I learned that there's a hole in my inner ear that can cause severe fucking debilitating pain if I don't have someone around to insert drops into my ear in a certain way.

Brentai · « **Reply #97 on:** October 07, 2008, 07:37:10 PM »

Someone else has to do it?

A² · « **Reply #98 on:** October 07, 2008, 07:51:49 PM »

There's a hole in my ear which causes soemthing something oh god pain crying fuck someone help fuck can't stand floor fuck.

Beat Bandit · « **Reply #99 on:** October 07, 2008, 07:58:16 PM »

Quote from: Lyrai on October 07, 2008, 07:51:49 PM

There's a hole in my ear

Dear Liza, dear Liza.

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