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Re: Mother
« Reply #40 on: September 27, 2008, 10:04:11 PM »

Either Nintendo Power, the manual, or the strategy guide actually said how that control scheme let you play while eating a sandwich.

If you don't think this is awesome you need to move out of America.

To the BOTTOM OF THE SEA.

IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EARTHBOUND PLAYS YOU WHILE SANDVICH EATS YOU!
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Re: Mother
« Reply #41 on: September 27, 2008, 10:34:07 PM »

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Ninja Five-O, Drill Dozer, Astro Boy: Omega Factor.

Yeah, I picked up all of those except for the astro boy one after skimming some best of lists on sweet lady Internet.

Drill Dozer is great but I haven't been too impressed with the first few levels of Ninja Five-O. He's got a cool grappling hook and doesn't afraid of anything, but the level design seems to limit the character too much and the enemies never seem very interesting. I'll give it some more time though.

I've actually been playing Car Battler Joe for the most part. It's pretty fun and the mode-7-ness of it all tugs at the old heart strings. Oh to the days when consoles couldn't handle truely 3d engines. Rest assured, I've decided that Devils in Heaven will be entirely sprite based and just be a huge paralax whore. I just realized that I've almost never seen paralax style backgrounds be used to show upwards travel rather than just horizontal travel.

So get ready to see the far background layer stay on screen as the closer ones drop off quickly when you climb into the sky and then just as that final ground layer slowly slips off the bottom of the screen, in come the cloud layers from the top.
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Re: Mother
« Reply #42 on: September 28, 2008, 02:43:56 AM »

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stuff about one-handed controls

Suikoden 2 (aka "the best suikoden") can also be played one-handed, barring menus (which in suikoden are basically worthless, so). It has run/cancel mapped to L2.
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Re: Mother
« Reply #43 on: October 13, 2008, 09:32:14 PM »

The patch is out at the end of this week.
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Re: Mother
« Reply #44 on: October 13, 2008, 09:34:44 PM »

Hooray!
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Re: Mother
« Reply #45 on: October 13, 2008, 09:52:01 PM »

:;_;: So... Excited!
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Re: Mother
« Reply #46 on: October 14, 2008, 05:36:48 AM »

These are good days, my friends. Good days indeed.
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Re: Mother
« Reply #47 on: October 14, 2008, 10:42:08 AM »

I don't feel like looking them up, but there are a bunch of Japanese controllers for various consoles that are redesigned for one handed use. Generally it'll be a small stalk with the d-pad in the middle, surrounded by the face buttons. They're marketed for RPGs.
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Re: Mother
« Reply #48 on: October 14, 2008, 10:52:41 AM »

The first couple Suikodens were playable with only the left hand.  Select, L1, and L2 did the same things as Square, X, and Circle.
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Re: Mother
« Reply #49 on: October 14, 2008, 11:41:40 AM »

Mother 3

FUCK YEAH

Comin' on line to save the motherfuckin' day now!

Mother 3

FUCK YEAH

Freedom is the only way now!
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Re: Mother
« Reply #50 on: October 14, 2008, 12:40:43 PM »

I don't feel like looking them up, but there are a bunch of Japanese controllers for various consoles that are redesigned for one handed use. Generally it'll be a small stalk with the d-pad in the middle, surrounded by the face buttons. They're marketed for HENTAI AND DATING SIM GAMES

Meant to say that, right?
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Re: Mother
« Reply #51 on: October 14, 2008, 12:50:34 PM »

There's a difference between what they're marketed for and what they're used for.
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Re: Mother
« Reply #52 on: October 14, 2008, 01:10:32 PM »

What?  This is a shoulder massager.
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Re: Mother
« Reply #53 on: October 14, 2008, 02:35:07 PM »

I don't feel like looking them up, but there are a bunch of Japanese controllers for various consoles that are redesigned for one handed use. Generally it'll be a small stalk with the d-pad in the middle, surrounded by the face buttons. They're marketed for HENTAI AND DATING SIM GAMES

Meant to say that, right?

It's what I was deliberately not saying for effect.
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Re: Mother
« Reply #54 on: October 14, 2008, 02:39:18 PM »

[Ness]
Swing, batta batta, take a bat to the face
Motha fucka, ya sucka, I'll beat ya like no other
From Onett to Threed, doin what I need
To save the day and keep Giygas at bay

Skip Sandwich Deluxe, speed up my feet
Get through Scaraba before I die of heat
To a dungeon man, the brick road Mazedude
Happy Happy Town "What the fuck?" It's all blue

Summers and Winters, Twoson and Fourside
Chill with Andonuts or the Runaway Five
I've got my posse in tow, Paula, Jeff, and Poo
Pokey watch out cause we're comin for you

So grab your yo-yo and gun, we'll have a little fun
Bottle rocket in your face, yea you know I fuckin won
Throw him to the curb, stomp that little bitch's face
Make the fat piggy cry, yea I put him in his place

So I'll save the day, and the world from devastation
United for peace across the Earthbound nation
So back up, and shut up, and bow at our feet
Ness is takin care of business cause I'm fuckin leet

[Paula & Jeff]
How you living, big Myth?
I’m having trouble with my Tribbles
Shit smells so foul you could call it double dribble
In fact make it a triple. Got beef? We call it mutton
Moving through the vents, a-three ‘n charley Dutton

I’m a strapp’d bomb, verbal blitz, vocation
I’m patient with my rhyme, scope snipes like agents
A rap vacation, a rhyme culmination
Putting words on the page like bird flu to Asians

Hit hard like crack rock, they call me the shock doc
I’m stocking like pet shops, on one of them red jobs
Sign Poland to Papa, smuggle like bed frames
Two pounds of Cole Slaw, delivered in red veins

I’m Hank on the root, big man on a mission,
You can’t fuck with the truth, It‘s like balm on ya fission
Go two rounds get spashed on ya dome like baseballs
An’ facefall to the ground, corned like Maize walls

Now they can’t stop us cause we moving too fast
Nuff sand in the eyes, turn the desert to glass
Hit em BOW, it’s a nuclear bomb detected
Infected, with the rhyme meat, rejected

[Poo]
Your fourth and final ally, master of the PSI,
Pokey's causin trouble and now he's gonna die
I come from Dalamm, where the samurai hail
I've gotta make my master proud, and prove that I won't fail

These demons are attacking cause I'm no defensive dude
HP's rollin down to zero .. but wait I got the food
Health's back again, Prince is back on top
OMG critical SMASH, baddies just got rocked

That hippie's got a toothbrush and a tube of Colgate
He'll blind you with those whites, Ness, you better look away
I'll slice n dice with my Sword of Kings, till the fat lady sings
Starstorm in yo face "Woah, where'd you get that?" Mu Training

Runnin through the cities with people talkin witty,
From the Dunes that are Dusty down to ol' Saturn Valley
Pickin up presents and stealin' monsters money
That's how I gotta roll if I wanna keep my honeys’
Yeah, that’s all you get. Fuck you.


[Nerds]
Woh hey Earthbound, WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS?!
Apparently it’s a three dimensional plastic case with a modern
day circuit board mounted inside, with the sole intensive purpose of entertaining a modern day audience of years ago but not limited to today.

Duhh, but I’ve never played this game! Sounds lame, but it’s true. And this unfortunate lack of game playing I can not undo.
The cartridge is downstairs you dumb fuck, go play it I say!
I don’t want to mommy, games make my wee wee tingle, ok?

Curiosity killed the cat, and cats are fat. So I measured the dimensions of the cartridge itself and have come to this stunning conclusion
Five point five, by three point five, by one point something, but that something means nothing.

A chemical analysis proves nothing of hypothesis of which I thought up in the shower while I read Nintendo Power.
WHAT?!
So I lied. But the fact remains that this game is made of grey plastic.

…OR SO I THINK.
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Re: Mother
« Reply #55 on: October 14, 2008, 03:25:59 PM »

Lyrai is forever and irrevocably banned from the Mother thread.
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Re: Mother
« Reply #56 on: October 14, 2008, 05:32:35 PM »

I had the song on my iPod and had it playing appropriately loud enough while at the store that a Soccer Mom gave me this dirty look when the f-bombs dropped.

Also It's a pretty good song.
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Re: Mother
« Reply #57 on: October 15, 2008, 01:53:56 AM »

The F-bombs were nothing; you were defiling her memories of a beloved RPG.
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Re: Mother
« Reply #58 on: October 15, 2008, 05:20:47 AM »

The F-bombs were nothing; you were defiling her memories of a beloved RPG.

If she fucking played any video games, then Sharkey is the ideal person to run a day care.
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Re: Mother
« Reply #59 on: October 15, 2008, 08:02:26 AM »

Everyone loves Mother.

Except for you apparantly.
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