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Sharkey

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Re: What the fuck?
« Reply #3580 on: May 02, 2013, 09:27:30 AM »
I think even expulsion might be too severe, but felony charges are just straight up dogshit.

Jeez, these days if I flushed that brick of sodium down the john and flooded the halls with shit I'd be going straight to Gitmo. You know, if they'd ever found out who did that. At least they lock that stuff up now.
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Re: What the fuck?
« Reply #3581 on: May 02, 2013, 10:14:12 AM »
Quote from: Büge on May 02, 2013, 02:36:02 AM
Florida student with perfect behaviour record is expelled and charged with a felony after her science experiment goes awry.
When I clicked on the link I was like, "this person is going to turn out to be black and I'll be annoyed with Florida again."
Now I'm like, "I wonder how long its going to take for someone to find another person who did the same thing and walked away without even the expulsion?"
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Re: What the fuck?
« Reply #3582 on: May 02, 2013, 10:33:22 AM »
Whatever happend to the days of enterprising kids dismantling their parents'/school's cars/TV/hi-fi/furniture/whatever and only getting an eyeroll for it?
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Re: What the fuck?
« Reply #3583 on: May 02, 2013, 10:40:08 AM »
Ask David Hahn.
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Re: What the fuck?
« Reply #3584 on: May 02, 2013, 03:19:42 PM »
Quote from: Mongrel on May 02, 2013, 10:33:22 AM
Whatever happend to the days of enterprising kids dismantling their parents'/school's cars/TV/hi-fi/furniture/whatever and only getting an eyeroll for it?

Oh hell, that was the entire point of middle/high school. Just sneaking in screwdrivers and slowly dismantling the place under their noses. Or jamming gum in the thermostats, or hooking up a phone to the jack outside the principal's office, dialing one of those pre-recorded 900 sex lines, and leaving it off the hook.

I almost miss it. Really the only thing this kid did wrong was taking it out on the lawn and saying "hey, watch this. It'll be cool." And also probably being black.
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Re: What the fuck?
« Reply #3585 on: May 02, 2013, 03:20:42 PM »
Personally I think Florida has taken a pretty big step in that they didn't shoot her
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Re: What the fuck?
« Reply #3586 on: May 02, 2013, 03:53:54 PM »
Believe me, this wouldn't have happened if one of the students around her had a gun to stop her from all the nothing she did.
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Re: What the fuck?
« Reply #3587 on: May 02, 2013, 05:11:38 PM »
Well, to be honest with ourselves, that whole tinfoil and acid thing is kind of stupid. Meanwhile, I'm pretty sure that was the chapter right before "build your own hang glider out of string and dogshit" in that old Fun Ways to Die as an American Boy book that I probably never should have been let anywhere near, so really, cut the kid some fucking slack.
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Re: What the fuck?
« Reply #3588 on: May 05, 2013, 11:04:19 AM »
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Re: What the fuck?
« Reply #3589 on: May 05, 2013, 11:17:42 AM »
Well, this is one of those schools where they're actually giving serious consideration to the idea of arming teachers, sooooo...

Also, I know everyone has to face the possibility of school shootings in this day and age, but in a town of only 288 people? Really? Would you really not fucking know about the town nut in a place that small?
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Re: What the fuck?
« Reply #3590 on: May 05, 2013, 11:31:26 AM »
So the plan is to arm teachers so that next time the local police pull a stunt like this, they can get shot?  Well... I don't agree with it but... okay...
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Re: What the fuck?
« Reply #3591 on: May 05, 2013, 09:15:55 PM »
Working 3D printable pistol.

So where does gun control go now? Thanks, science.
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Re: What the fuck?
« Reply #3592 on: May 06, 2013, 12:22:33 AM »
Quote from: Brentoid on May 05, 2013, 11:31:26 AM
So the plan is to arm teachers so that next time the local police pull a stunt like this, they can get shot?  Well... I don't agree with it but... okay...

My reaction.
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Re: What the fuck?
« Reply #3593 on: May 06, 2013, 01:22:38 AM »
Quote from: Bal on May 05, 2013, 09:15:55 PM
Working 3D printable pistol.

So where does gun control go now? Thanks, science.

3D printing machines get outlawed, with a bit of help from the copyright lobby.
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Re: What the fuck?
« Reply #3594 on: May 06, 2013, 02:30:32 AM »
It'll be interesting to see what the NRA says about this, if they say anything at all, given that it pits their two biggest factions directly against each other: the gun manufacturers, and the paranoid gun nuts.
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Re: What the fuck?
« Reply #3595 on: May 06, 2013, 02:52:10 AM »
The War of Gun Manufacturer Aggression versus the Traitorous Slaves To Their Guns.
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Re: What the fuck?
« Reply #3596 on: May 06, 2013, 03:11:51 AM »
"Rural backwater just south of Austin, Texas"

OOOohhh BBC, you either need to update your style guide or learn what is actually south of Austin.
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Re: What the fuck?
« Reply #3597 on: May 06, 2013, 03:16:24 AM »
Those sure aren't words that appear in that article.
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Do you understand how terrifying the words “vibrating strap on” are for an asexual? That’s like saying “the holocaust” to a Jew.

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Re: What the fuck?
« Reply #3598 on: May 06, 2013, 03:17:38 AM »
Watch the video.
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Re: What the fuck?
« Reply #3599 on: May 06, 2013, 11:41:29 PM »
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