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Brentai

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Old Posts You Made
« on: June 01, 2009, 11:36:25 PM »

ITT we repost old things we come across while randomly clicking around board archives instead of going the fuck to sleep.

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We're going to move in the opposite direction of oil, and General Motors is going to go out of business

It would almost be worth a decade of crushing poverty just to see GM eat its own shit for the whole electric car thing.

:whoops:

2.  I feel like taking the kid along, but I don't much feel like getting within tentacle rape distance.  Even if he isn't going to tentacle rape me.  The kid bugs me.

(For those not following The End(s): The kid in question is Benny, who proceeds to rape your brain and troll you endlessly.)

I top the second most frequent poster by over a thousand posts.


...


 :painful:

 :painful: :painful: :painful: :painful:

Alternately, proc can be short for proctology because that monster's coming to rape your ass.


And yes, I know my avatar makes this post creepier.  Thanks for telling me.

That footnote would probably work even better with my last avatar.

...hell, that particular post with this avatar is pretty appropriate...

"Who the hell are you?"

See?  Not blown up or anything.  You guys worry too much.

About the wrong things, apparently.

2






hey, you guysss like retrossspect?

good job trying to arm the doctor

hypocratic oath to the end

sssssgood riddance


The rest of the players proceeded to vote 1 in an attempt to save the Medic and were promptly eaten by dogs.

Listen to the worm next time, guys.

Yes, well, nowadays I get drunk off two beers, so you might want to find someone more contemporary.

Ohey this is my third beer, that may explain some things.

Okay, fuck this.  Getting your ass kicked from one end of the world to the other is apparently everybody else's concept of fun, but not mine.

Still torrenting the hell out of it.

(Referring to Fallout 3.)  While I was (and I later mentioned) referring to just the encounter rate and not the actual difficulty of said encounters, I still feel a little silly for ever implying even accidentally that Fallout 3 has any semblance of a challenge.  Mostly it's just about being able to dispatch enemies quickly enough to keep from being bored.

Speaking of...

I've been in this community for almost ten years. Believe me, you have no idea what that means. Boredom. Everlasting and hideous boredom. A never ending search for ways to pass the time... and tormenting members is one of the few I enjoy. Eventually they become tiresome. For in spite of their vitality, they are fundamentally stupid creatures who couldn't survive without the nobility to rule them. Perhaps now you'll understand my wanting to have some fun every year or so?


You know, the fact that there are over twenty thousand seeds when a new episode of Bleach goes up is pretty indicative of why anime can't seem to combat piracy effectively.

Hopefully the market can make a seamless transition to the Crunchyroll/whatever online subscription format and not splinter into a million little nickel-and-dime pieces.  Because I can pay $5/mo to watch the shows I want.  Five here to watch one, and there to watch another, and way over there for a third... not happening.

UPDATE: Anime's last best hope to combat shameless piracy utterly destroyed by... shameless piracy.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LrJp9QK8Qq4


IT WON'T END!!!

WAIT WHAT IF THEY'RE WEARING CORTOSIS WEAVE ARMOR

Mommy Friday is dominating me again.   :;_;:

Christmas in April, Buge.  Just accept that that's kinda awesome.

We should do Dirty Santas in July.

At least one of us probably will.

Finally.

I'm gonna go outside.

"It... was... worth it..." Brentai's Weiner gasps as the last of its life oozes out.
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Re: Old Posts You Made
« Reply #1 on: June 02, 2009, 02:54:36 AM »

I regret everything.
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Re: Old Posts You Made
« Reply #2 on: June 02, 2009, 05:47:52 AM »

My only regret is having regrets.
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Re: Old Posts You Made
« Reply #3 on: June 02, 2009, 07:00:25 AM »

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Re: Old Posts You Made
« Reply #4 on: June 02, 2009, 07:13:34 AM »

hi
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Re: Old Posts You Made
« Reply #5 on: June 02, 2009, 07:24:14 AM »

here's my first post on this board

love, your favorite admin

(the soundtrack here was "Don't Stop Believin" by Journey, btw)
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Re: Old Posts You Made
« Reply #6 on: June 02, 2009, 07:24:41 AM »

My girlfriend is an elaborate hoax. I've filled my room with photo shopped pictures of me and this beautiful girl I've never met. I've followed here around, taking pictures of her at her birthday and photo shopped myself in there too. I've created Myspace and Facebook's for myself and ones for her, become friends between the two social fabrications that they are, and filled them both to the brim with incredible evidence of our relationship. I've got a recording hooked to a cell phone, that calls my own cell phone, so that I can live in the fantasy of love even further.

Or at least this is what Doom would tell you.

Back when Doom hadn't met my girlfriend and was convinced she didn't exist.

Ikora looks like George Lucas.  ::D:

Need some salve for that burn!?

Final Fantasy 8 is the best. The ability system is great.

I listen to rap.  

Its gettin' hot in here, so take off all your clothes..  :pimp:

Holy fuck Survival mode is fun.  :goodnews:

I take that back, it isn't that fun and I haven't played it since it originally came out.

Fuck.

Its maintenance day for WoW and I'm up when I shouldn't be.

CRUEL GOD WHY HAVE YOUR FORSAKEN ME  

Hey, story of my life right now.  ::(:

EDIT:

Doom originally gave me the idea to only post cat pictures and be the new Guild/Dickhead when he first game the link to this place. Meh to that.
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Re: Old Posts You Made
« Reply #7 on: June 02, 2009, 09:04:56 AM »

If you're going to quote old posts, quote old posts.

Quote from: Newbie url=http://boards.pyoko.org/index.php/topic,2943.msg120409.html#msg120409
I think we could play Werewolf on Pyoko.  I'd like to try.

Wait a moment, though: I'm not talking about a roleplaying game.  Werewolf is a party game more commonly known as Mafia; I know I played it under that name in the dorms at college.

If there's enough interest, I'll moderate a game or two.

Who expected that to work out.

(Actually, we should probably save any old posts of value from the other forum, before it collapses in upon itself under the weight of spam attacks.)
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Brentai

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Re: Old Posts You Made
« Reply #8 on: June 02, 2009, 09:06:48 AM »

(the soundtrack here was "Don't Stop Believin" by Journey, btw)

Which, oddly enough, was stuck in my head all morning before I even looked at this topic.
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Re: Old Posts You Made
« Reply #9 on: June 02, 2009, 11:25:20 AM »

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Re: Old Posts You Made
« Reply #10 on: June 04, 2009, 06:43:32 PM »

Everything involving the word "white"
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Re: Old Posts You Made
« Reply #11 on: June 06, 2009, 02:01:32 PM »

...Lesson learned?
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