Topic: A Dragon Eats You (Read 8102 times)

Brentai · « **Reply #60 on:** April 11, 2009, 08:41:40 PM »

...unless it's like Bleach, where if the guy hates you he just eats a part of you and instead of becoming part of a stronger collective you end up lame enough to be killed by Rukia, Rukia for god's sakes.

Niku · « **Reply #61 on:** April 11, 2009, 09:29:57 PM »

Dragon who?

Guild · « **Reply #62 on:** April 12, 2009, 05:49:51 PM »

1 because i'm a dickbutt

Kazz · « **Reply #63 on:** April 12, 2009, 05:50:51 PM »

Guild · « **Reply #64 on:** April 12, 2009, 06:06:22 PM »

It's not kosher unless you give a pithy comment on your own vote, Kazz!

Defenestration · « **Reply #65 on:** April 14, 2009, 01:11:14 AM »

Mothra · « **Reply #66 on:** April 15, 2009, 06:34:08 PM »

1: fuck this sword. We're gonna be bitchy to this thing till it leaves.

SCD · « **Reply #67 on:** April 16, 2009, 12:11:00 PM »

Friday · « **Reply #68 on:** March 25, 2010, 10:43:05 PM »

2. "Oh ho ho. I won't fall for that, silly enchanted cutlery. I make the rules around here."

"There is an exception to every rule," replies the magic flying sword. "And that, of course, is my next question: What rule exists that has no exception?"

You ponder the philosophic implications for a moment, floating lazily on an updraft. Your belly rumbles. You realize you are late for dinner with Dragon, that hot chick you picked up at the bar last night before you heard someone say the magic word and came flying to the magic maze to eat her.

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1. A dragon eats you.

2. "Well, I suppose the answer must be that the only rule with no exception is the rule that every rule has an exception!" you reply, triumphantly.

3. You don't have time for this nonesnse. Dinner, and a hot scaly babe are waiting. Eat the sword and be on your way.

Beat Bandit · « **Reply #69 on:** March 26, 2010, 10:23:41 AM »

Brentai · « **Reply #70 on:** March 26, 2010, 07:57:25 PM »

Can I do 2, and then 3?

Friday · « **Reply #71 on:** March 26, 2010, 08:17:38 PM »

the funny thing is, I'd actually like to continue this, but everyone just thinks it's super hilarious to kill themselves or something.

Royal☭ · « **Reply #72 on:** March 26, 2010, 08:30:25 PM »

SCD · « **Reply #73 on:** March 26, 2010, 08:36:18 PM »

Friday · « **Reply #74 on:** March 26, 2010, 08:55:38 PM »

THERE IS A POLL GUYS

USE THE POLL

USE IT... gently

Royal☭ · « **Reply #75 on:** March 26, 2010, 09:04:05 PM »

I voted. I am announcing my intentions that everyone should totally vote 3!

Transportation · « **Reply #76 on:** March 26, 2010, 09:07:21 PM »

Gargoyles has taught me that eating objects of arcane power saves on storage space.

By which I mean ~~SLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP~~ you should vote for 3.

SCD · « **Reply #77 on:** March 26, 2010, 09:11:04 PM »

By declaring my vote, people will believe that my choice is a logical option and not a second comedy option. 2 is a must.

Brentai · « **Reply #78 on:** March 26, 2010, 09:23:17 PM »

Wait a minute.

You guys this is a brainslug trick.

111111111111

Friday · « **Reply #79 on:** March 27, 2010, 05:43:54 PM »

3. You don't have time for this nonesnse. Dinner, and a hot scaly babe are waiting. Eat the sword and be on your way.

I honestly can't tell if you're still suicidal or if I actually fooled you.

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