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http://brontoforum.us/index.php?topic=346.msg6114#msg6114
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Somehow I knew you'd enjoy a paragraph about urination.
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It needed some feces in it, imho.
http://brontoforum.us/index.php?topic=353.msg6132#msg6132
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...but you can't urinate if you're turgid.
Icons. (http://brontoforum.us/index.php?topic=352.msg6124#msg6124)
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Maybe you and I can't. Are you going to tell Grignr that HE can't?
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It's not like turgidity's a boolean state, anyway.
Grignr's ship can still part the sea at half-mast.
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It's not like turgidity's a boolean state, anyway.
Grignr's ship can still part the sea at half-mast.
:smile:
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You would never reasonably use the word "turgid" to describe half-mast unless you paired it with a qualifier. "Half-turgid" for example, or "partially turgid". Perhaps "tumescent".
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If you're in a state that requires the use of the word "turgid" it just means you can't aim down, I think.
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can we please have a new child board for grignr's cock
i'm not above begging
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http://brontoforum.us/index.php?topic=355.msg6190#msg6190
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:whut:
Maybe I'm a sick mutant, but I have been "half-mast" enough to urinate while still possessing enough turgidity to be called "turgid" in the "common parlance".
Though personally I enjoy bombastic (and irresponsible) prose, I especially liked this one because it made me feel less alone. :hurr:
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Shinra uncovers the Ron Howard conspiracy. (http://brontoforum.us/index.php?topic=256.msg6507#msg6507)
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http://brontoforum.us/index.php?topic=377.msg6927#msg6927
What can I say. I :wuv: :richiam:.
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fredward++
http://brontoforum.us/index.php?topic=302.msg6897#msg6897
that post + avatar
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http://brontoforum.us/index.php?topic=89.msg7080#msg7080
Still the best song about Peter Pan ever made.
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http://brontoforum.us/index.php?topic=298.msg7161#msg7161 (http://brontoforum.us/index.php?topic=298.msg7161#msg7161)
Bongo Bill is the HONOR CHAMPION.
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http://brontoforum.us/index.php?topic=69.msg7169#msg7169
EXTRA SUGAR
EXTRA SALT
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http://brontoforum.us/index.php?topic=440.msg7498#msg7498
irrelevant but funny
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Rosencrantz
Turns out it's a good thing he's not dead. (http://brontoforum.us/index.php?topic=394.msg7048#msg7048)
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Geo++ (http://brontoforum.us/index.php?topic=389.msg7981#msg7981)
I think he's got most of us..
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Speak for yourself, liverboy.
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To be clear, none of my descriptions were based on the people. I just came up with the names at random and then wrote down the first back story that came to mind when I read the name aloud.
Also, I moved all of the hilarious Foxhound descriptions to the first post where the rules are.
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http://brontoforum.us/index.php?topic=554.msg10401#msg10401
I giggled.
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http://brontoforum.us/index.php?topic=319.msg10864#msg10864
this made me lol
read Voted Out for context
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Congratulations, Arc, that was the 10,000th post on this board.
Minus a zero.
And the honor for the 10,000th forum post goes to: Ted Belmont. (http://brontoforum.us/index.php?topic=532.msg10000#msg10000)
:perfect: GET!
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:victory:
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:victory:
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:proceed:
Where's my "It's over 9000" icon?
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http://brontoforum.us/index.php?topic=384.msg11818#msg11818
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http://brontoforum.us/index.php?topic=31.msg11925#msg11925 (http://brontoforum.us/index.php?topic=31.msg11925#msg11925)
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http://brontoforum.us/index.php?topic=31.msg11925#msg11925 (http://brontoforum.us/index.php?topic=31.msg11925#msg11925)
.
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http://brontoforum.us/index.php?topic=708.msg13220#msg13220
thad sometimes reminds me why i love him
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I'll try not to make a habit of it.
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http://brontoforum.us/index.php?topic=708.msg13452#msg13452
OOPS I'M ENCOURAGING SEI AGAIN
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OH BUURRRNNN (http://brontoforum.us/index.php?topic=736.msg13789#msg13789)
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http://brontoforum.us/index.php?topic=779.msg14443#msg14443
http://brontoforum.us/index.php?topic=779.msg14443#msg14443
http://brontoforum.us/index.php?topic=779.msg14443#msg14443
http://brontoforum.us/index.php?topic=779.msg14443#msg14443
http://brontoforum.us/index.php?topic=779.msg14443#msg14443
http://brontoforum.us/index.php?topic=779.msg14443#msg14443
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...Niku beat me to it.
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all kinds of irony. wow.
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:D
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http://brontoforum.us/index.php?topic=782.msg14541#msg14541
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http://brontoforum.us/index.php?topic=768.msg14548#msg14548
and also
http://brontoforum.us/index.php?topic=768.msg14549#msg14549
and also
http://brontoforum.us/index.php?topic=768.msg14550#msg14550
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Geo's Crossfire post (http://brontoforum.us/index.php?topic=788.msg14903#new)
Thad's post where he uses a descriptive link instead of making me click on something that says "topic=355.msg14906#msg14906" to figure out what the fuck post he is talking about (http://brontoforum.us/index.php?topic=355.msg14906#msg14906)
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TIME PARADOX (http://brontoforum.us/index.php?topic=355.msg14906#msg14906)
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(http://i225.photobucket.com/albums/dd145/Brentai/MSX_Campbell.png) So where's my emoticon?
(http://i225.photobucket.com/albums/dd145/Brentai/millertime.jpg) On the battlefield, you don't have time to
(http://i225.photobucket.com/albums/dd145/Brentai/MSX_Campbell.png) TIME PARADOX
(http://i225.photobucket.com/albums/dd145/Brentai/millertime.jpg)
(http://i225.photobucket.com/albums/dd145/Brentai/MSX_Campbell.png)
(http://i225.photobucket.com/albums/dd145/Brentai/millertime.jpg) ...time to worry about emoticons. Christ, get a life, Roy.
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zing (http://brontoforum.us/index.php?topic=768.msg14975#msg14975)
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giving karma to Brent's mom (http://brontoforum.us/index.php?topic=78.msg15223#msg15223)
:suave:
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Following it up. (http://brontoforum.us/index.php?topic=78.msg15304#msg15304)
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Shinra getting owned (http://brontoforum.us/index.php?topic=813.msg15444#msg15444)
Shinra: :derp: :derp: :derp: :derp:
Constantine: :wrong:
Shinra: :derp: :derp: :derp: :derp:
Constantine: :facepalm:
Shinra: :derp: :derp: :derp: :derp:
Constantine: :wrong: :fuckoff: :fukit: :fuckoff: :fukit: :fuckoff::facepalm:
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Yesterday, Guildenstern.
Today, Shinra.
Tomrrow, THE WORLD. (read: The USA)
SoraCross/PhoenixUltima '08.
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Sei ++ (http://brontoforum.us/index.php?topic=355.msg15464#msg15464)
:lol:
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Bal is going into shock. We need to warm him up. (http://brontoforum.us/index.php?topic=696.msg16213#msg16213)
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http://brontoforum.us/index.php?topic=808.msg15831#msg15831
URL tags are hard.
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Your HARD is so small.
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Your HARD is so small.
That's what she said. :sadpanda:
Runner up: It's small, but it's fierce! :snake:
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...And now you want me to praise you for NOT dressing yourself.
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Apocagotchi (http://brontoforum.us/index.php?topic=838.msg16919#msg16919)
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Thank you for raging so I didn't have to. (http://brontoforum.us/index.php?topic=610.msg16942#msg16942)
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Sei: I used the term "high-bullshit" (http://brontoforum.us/index.php?topic=855.msg17839#msg17839) twice today. I expect I will derive enjoyment from it for months, and perhaps even years, to come.
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Not that I necessarily agree, but it's still a great retort. (http://brontoforum.us/index.php?topic=47.msg18158#msg18158)
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Sei: I used the term "high-bullshit" (http://brontoforum.us/index.php?topic=855.msg17839#msg17839) twice today. I expect I will derive enjoyment from it for months, and perhaps even years, to come.
Excellent. I definitely owed you something for co-opting "Mormos."
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Always nice to see folks hoist on their own
petard retard. (http://brontoforum.us/index.php?topic=908.msg18405#msg18405)
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Honestly, it was the combination of the above (http://brontoforum.us/index.php?topic=908.msg18406#msg18406) and the two following posts that got me. (http://brontoforum.us/index.php?topic=908.msg18408#msg18408)
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http://brontoforum.us/index.php?topic=379.msg18541#msg18541
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WAR MACHINES
NANOECONOMY (http://brontoforum.us/index.php?topic=880.msg18701#msg18701)
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Starting a useful thread. (http://brontoforum.us/index.php?topic=355.msg6126#msg6126)
People ought to make use of it more often.
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It's more work than clicking a link, typing a description, and hitting enter/a button. The lack of convenient history sucks too.
I know we're trying to avoid showing postcount and karma for some reason or other, but it'd be sort of nice if we could still have karma buttons, even if the karma score is only accessible from within a user's profile.
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1) Is bringing back karma even an option logistically?
2) What are the downsides and upsides of karma?
a) It's a little mean like highschool cliquery.
b) It gives newbies an at-a-glance idea of how respected a poster's opinion is.
c) It gives us a reward system for good content.
d) ???
e) Profit!
3) Postcount: All it does is encourage spam.
a) There is no option b.
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We already see postcount in people's profiles, and I'm not saying I want it brought back near avatars. I brought it up as I am under the impression that nuking karma, and restricting postcount and user groups ("custom title"?) to user profiles were part of the same (type of) decision. It was likely a stab at getting each post taken on its own merit and not that of its poster or history. Taken by who, I have no god damned idea.
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As far as I'm concerned karma is a less intrusive way of going "lol yeah". If you seriously need a numerical score of how many times it happens to you than congratulations, you've managed to be more self-absorbed than I am.
No, seriously, congratulations. That's a feat.
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As far as I'm concerned, :wat: karma is a way for me to confirm that you all lack good taste. That I don't have a million karma all of the time proves it.
The upside to karma is that it's a relatively easy way to praise someone about something good they've done. While I'm very willing to karma somebody for something that entertains me, the extra effort needed to post in this thread makes my praising people for writing stuff I enjoy has become much, much rarer.
I still :wuv: youse guys.
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Looks like this is one candidate that is coming up... from behind! (http://brontoforum.us/index.php?topic=673.msg20177#msg20177)
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ensuing conversation is nerd gold (http://brontoforum.us/index.php?topic=304.msg20268#msg20268)
tastelessness never tasted so good
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good work brentai (http://brontoforum.us/index.php?topic=939.msg20686#msg20686)
NORONDOR EDIT: post links to brentai's excellent follow-up joke to norondor's joke where he did the sonic satAM cartoon theme but with basch in it
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I'd like to dock Kazz one fake karma for locking Delicious Flesh.
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I'll level it out by saying I loved his post, achieving karmic neutrality. BUT WHY DID YOU LOCK IT.
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Because I was going to blast him for his initial position, apparently.
But yeah, I don't know who actually locked it. Just that they stink.
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Someone who's cool and knows how to press the right buttons will unlock it, I'm sure.
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Don't you know that Sharkey's apathetic mandate is usually law around these here parts?
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Kazz feels very strongly about meat.
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I too feel meat very strongly !!
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I guess locking it was a bit weird but it wasn't really going anywhere and it's a discussion we've already had—at exhaustive length—on the old boards. I'm having a hard time caring.
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Yeah, I can see a moral discussion sort of fizzling out on these boards. Ho-hum. We're tasteless.
Kazz feels very strongly about meat.
Just dog meat, actually.
(http://i165.photobucket.com/albums/u47/aratiel/sewershark.gif): And a million pounds of tubesteak!
...Shouldn't you be following Brent around?
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No !! Get it not on me !!
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It's unlocked, GO AWAY NOW.
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i do not know how it got locked
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The Mod Log says I locked it, and then Kazz locked it. Uh, again?
:wat:
Sorry doods and doodettes. Haven't the faintest, but I'll blame Koipond, and wash my hands of it.
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At least this time Guild waited more than 30 seconds to start screeching about it.
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Man I love all these posts in the karma thread, all you guys are totally spreading the love.
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http://brontoforum.us/index.php?topic=355.msg20849#msg20849
wub
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I GET IT (http://brontoforum.us/index.php?topic=1001.msg21999#msg21999)
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WHY AM I LAUGHING? (http://brontoforum.us/index.php?topic=939.msg22672#msg22672)
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frankly it's a brilliant post
ERRYBODY RUVS HAPPY FUN TIME BRITZBARRRRRR
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Knowledge is Power, even if I'll never use it in a million brazilian years. (http://brontoforum.us/index.php?topic=1036.msg22865#msg22865)
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the fact that they both used the exact same tone is what sells it (http://brontoforum.us/index.php?topic=1001.msg23182#msg23182)
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Max capping it all off was what really sold it for me. (http://brontoforum.us/index.php?topic=1001.msg23209#msg23209)
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I have the mutant power to kill threads.
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this is pretty much a good post (http://brontoforum.us/index.php?topic=961.msg23508#msg23508)
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awooooga (http://brontoforum.us/index.php?topic=1065.msg23931#msg23931)
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I will bury you, sei (http://brontoforum.us/index.php?topic=691.msg23971#msg23971)
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:whoops: (http://brontoforum.us/index.php?topic=1065.msg24057#msg24057)
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:wuv: (http://brontoforum.us/index.php?topic=1052.msg24073#msg24073)
Also, ::D: (http://brontoforum.us/index.php?topic=355.msg24059#msg24059)
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And here I am, putting doors in my house to keep them all in. (http://brontoforum.us/index.php?topic=1065.msg24122#msg24122)
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And here I am, putting doors in my house to keep them all in. (http://brontoforum.us/index.php?topic=1065.msg24122#msg24122)
Seconded. Well played, Max.
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I love Friday! (http://brontoforum.us/index.php?topic=1052.msg24282#msg24282)
No, really. I'm in love with her. Madly....
Why won't you return my calls?
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News: This weekend, go play with a cute puppy! Then take him. Take him for your own.
I don't know who writes the stuff up there, but karma for them.
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:victory:
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To Kazz, in recognition of his contributions to the English language. (http://brontoforum.us/index.php?topic=85.msg24544#msg24544)
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I never thought I'd see a post that makes me seriously question my beliefs about the nature of the human animal. (http://brontoforum.us/index.php?topic=1185.0)
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SWORD VAN 2: BIRTH OF SWORD VAN (http://brontoforum.us/index.php?topic=1001.msg25092#msg25092)
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i'd kill to see valve turn SWORD VAN 2 into a MEET THE video
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I would settle for a level with a van as a static prop, with a sword near it.
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Zed, you are a delight. (http://brontoforum.us/index.php?topic=942.msg26296#msg26296)
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Because I like were this story is going. (http://brontoforum.us/index.php?topic=1231.msg26582#msg26582)
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:thad:
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sweet weeping jesus no
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Flash Man is tits.
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Is there anything more awesome than Guild hijacking Thad's decades-old canon?
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Is there anything more awesome than Guild hijacking Thad's decades-old canon?
Doesn't canon imply some sort of consistency or continuity?
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Yeah, it's pretty awesome what a guy can do if he actually reads the old shit instead of just throwing up his hands the first time someone links to the character page. :mikey:
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http://brontoforum.us/index.php?topic=684.msg27349#msg27349
Good show, sir.
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Yeah, it's pretty awesome what a guy can do if he actually reads the old shit
Cry himself to sleep?
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o6ea8ZVSZ5Q
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I know what Kazz said, but Zed still wins (http://brontoforum.us/index.php?topic=469.msg27671#msg27671).
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McFrugal is savior to all (http://brontoforum.us/index.php?topic=47.msg27715#msg27715)
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gj brentai (http://brontoforum.us/index.php?topic=1231.msg28981#msg28981)
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You could say it's Deta-fictional, (http://brontoforum.us/index.php?topic=1292.msg29283#msg29283) but you'd have to hate yourself.
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Nice. Good form, solid dismount, strong landing. Couldn't agree more. (http://brontoforum.us/index.php?topic=939.msg29572#msg29572)
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Ninja being stupid (http://brontoforum.us/index.php?topic=939.msg29608#msg29608)
(http://img91.imageshack.us/img91/415/omegaattackqv0.jpg)
NEGITIVE KARMA BALL!
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You're just mad because he's a better troll than you.
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:sadpanda:
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It even works in context! (http://brontoforum.us/index.php?topic=673.msg29715)
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I forget who Flash Man is. But I will say this: whoever you are, Flash Man. I hate you. Hard. I hate you so very hard. In fact, to illustrate my hatred of you at this exact second, I'll let my buddy AM take over:
(http://i201.photobucket.com/albums/aa34/disponi/img-2.gif)
Yeah, that about sums it up. Fuck you for that video you posted in the very bad video thread. I'm not going to link to it because that shit is gross.
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That was sei, who originally posted it in the Videodrome before I moved it.
You know what? Deleted.
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Oh, pity. I was going to watch it when I could.
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I just want to point out Brentai's name which completely destroys the Recent Posts window. I'd give him a karma for it, if I could.
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You just did!
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i'd like to give a karma to everyone in the wfe
they are:
Commodore Sex Act
Rock
Kazz
Thad
Change it to Commodore Crash Justice, Despoiler of Robotkind
Kuddy
TA
Constantine
Dogstar
O. Hakubi
Bal
Splash
Ocksi
PhoenixUltima
Moctobot
Rico
Geo T. Hermal
EmaWii
Verde
MarsDragon
R^2
Malikial
Joxam
djSyndrome
Rosencrantz
Bongo Bill
Kishi
PsEG
Zaratustra
S D S
MadMAxJr
Smiler
McDohl
Alex
Lady Duke
Detonator
BombShellFromHell
aafie
Lyrai
jennatar
Niku
Stiv
Kayma
Metal Slime
Dooly
Rygaron
FuyfisBLAM
Angryoptimist
Classic Commodore
Burrito Al Pastor
McFrugal
Büge
Kashan
ZedPower
Fredward
Wings In Motion
Demogorgon
Riggwelter
Catloaf
Newbie sucks
yeoz
parish
Disposable Ninja
patito
Kayin
Gema
It's Hard To Click Topic Links When Brentai Replied Last
upthorn
GPG
Malenkaya
DarkSchneider
Influenza Enema
Ted Belmont
Miichan
belikejohn
Cannon
Roger
Superface
Iron_Mongrel
Spikey
VgameT
Tigress
SCD
Shax
dregan
Norondor
footballyears.net
Cthulhu-chan
Gran
MagibanType0
MagicanType0
LoisCampon
MigicanType1
Bastard From A Basket
Mr_Saturn
Renee Katz
IndieJones
DoctorPhanan
ViagraFeller
M.Nicolai
LeviVsRobot
msleeper
Air
Jailed
Al Baron
Shoe
masterjash64
Frocto
Laser
drethelin
angry beaver
Glames
Quick
Friday
Cait
Meikai
TheSL
Aintaer
Zach
Kabbage
Cambot
healthboss.com
Shinra
MAY HE LIVE FOREVER
JDigital
Detective No. 27
owlseks
pirateszero
Envy
Spaco
Newmer13
Affiniovea
Overkill
Rotten Mayonnaise
the elohist jahwist
Roothy
sage
aubade
wetPafsitlestebw
nobodyinparticular
MegaMan
Orange
Silversong
RodaHoss
Balrog
koipond
blitzchamp
Lunartick
Austintatious
EvaKisu
Yoji
embermage
PhilosopherDirtbike
Defenestration
KING FAT
Meadowtron
Church
ypeknh
poopsie
Bart
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That was sei, who originally posted it in the Videodrome before I moved it.
You know what? Deleted.
Which thread was it supposed to go in? It didn't seem appropriate for "terrible, horrible..." because it wasn't a, um...failure exhibit.
In case anyone still wants to see it, here's the cranial infestation of screwfly larva (http://tinyurl.com/55y3oe).
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Karma for some, little American flags for everyone else.
Yoji
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patito
cums comes through with the goods (http://brontoforum.us/index.php?topic=808.msg31626#msg31626)
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ZedPower proves that even after all this time, SotN's dialogue can still be funny. (http://brontoforum.us/index.php?topic=1286.msg32874#msg32874)
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For the record, it can't. But that was still pretty awesome.
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This little quip (http://brontoforum.us/index.php?topic=754.msg33213#msg33213) almost caused a Dr Pepper + keyboard situation for me.
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http://brontoforum.us/index.php?topic=1436.msg35770#msg35770 (http://brontoforum.us/index.php?topic=1436.msg35770#msg35770)
that is all
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http://brontoforum.us/index.php?topic=1436.msg35770#msg35770 (http://brontoforum.us/index.php?topic=1436.msg35770#msg35770)
that is all
(http://i630.photobucket.com/albums/uu23/Bon_Bon_2009/scruffy-1.jpg)
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ITT perfect timing and context made me LOL hard (http://brontoforum.us/index.php?topic=256.msg36745#msg36745)
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good work zed (http://brontoforum.us/index.php?topic=1564.msg38028#msg38028)
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I don't think Kazz has played Fable II at all. (http://brontoforum.us/index.php?topic=1548.msg37504#msg37504)
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"Maybe we're all evolved from a super-advanced form of hedgehog that's from the planet Mobius. Maybe this a prequel to our lives." (http://brontoforum.us/index.php?topic=13.msg38779#msg38779)
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It's so simple and obvious, but I smiled and laughed all the same. (http://brontoforum.us/index.php?topic=1520.msg39295#msg39295)
You get a high five, McDohl.
Edit: I claim page 4 in the name of Metal Wolf Chaos and THE GREAT NATION OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA.
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You're on Page 8 for me.
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Right in the middle of Page 2, here.
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CREDIT WHERE IT'S DUE (http://brontoforum.us/index.php?topic=566.msg39996#msg39996)
:lol:
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Seconded.
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Classic's best post ever. (http://brontoforum.us/index.php?topic=1660.msg39970#msg39970)
granted, it wouldn't be hard to do.
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historical societies worldwide weep for the loss of such knowledge. (http://brontoforum.us/index.php?topic=1662.msg40248#msg40248)
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Good work, Zaraman. (http://brontoforum.us/index.php?topic=1639.msg40742#msg40742)
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It's like those cards you get from Subway. The nine stamps are purgatory, the free sub is heaven. (http://brontoforum.us/index.php?topic=1639.msg41111#msg41111)
Dunno if they still do the stamp thing at Subway, but I like the metaphor.
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Pretty sure they don't, or at least, not in Phoenix.
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It's franchise-optional, I think, like the rollerskates at Sonic.
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Best Post for the Month of November (http://brontoforum.us/index.php?topic=1662.msg41094#msg41094)
everybody else go home
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Probably the only use of "half-nigger racial bonus" that won't get me in trouble with all the darkies. (http://brontoforum.us/index.php?topic=256.msg36590#msg36590)
Uh. The... Rest of the story made me laugh, too? Yeah?
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I laughed even after the second time reading it. (http://brontoforum.us/index.php?topic=231.msg41323#msg41323)
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Normally I loathe single word replies, but damn. (http://brontoforum.us/index.php?topic=44.msg41577#msg41577) Here, have a cool point, Sei.
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Bravo, sir. Bravo. (http://brontoforum.us/index.php?topic=280.msg42243#msg42243)
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I get jokes. (http://brontoforum.us/index.php?topic=44.msg44464#msg44464)
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please deliver this karma to achewood (http://brontoforum.us/index.php?topic=908.msg45360#msg45360)
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Truth. (http://brontoforum.us/index.php?topic=1402.msg45064#msg45064)
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Ladies and gentlemen, Piers Anthony (http://brontoforum.us/index.php?topic=1355.msg45486#msg45486).
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good answer (http://brontoforum.us/index.php?topic=225.msg46150#msg46150)
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My new favourite Friday post. (http://brontoforum.us/index.php?topic=908.msg46463#msg46463)
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I wan't put out by Spaco's original post at all, but damn did Brent ever get me laughing. (http://brontoforum.us/index.php?topic=242.msg47655#msg47655)
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Classic & Ohak (http://brontoforum.us/index.php?topic=2058.msg47289#msg47289) kick it off, but then Friday & Brentai (http://brontoforum.us/index.php?topic=2058.msg47903#msg47903) really kick it into high Gear, ending with the crowning post from Brentai (http://brontoforum.us/index.php?topic=2058.msg47947#msg47947)
I literally laughed so hard that my parents, and the house next door to us, complained.
Crown. King.
Yes I'm tired shut up.
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Spoiler: [spoiler]I've never played any of those games.[/spoiler]
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laughed so hard ... the house next door to us complained.
"911, yes, our neighbors ... well, it sounds like they're, uh, failing to drown a ferret."
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Kazz made me laugh. (http://brontoforum.us/index.php?topic=355.msg48174#msg48174)
Yes, it's that post right above this one. I don't know how else to do it.
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ZedPower++. (http://brontoforum.us/index.php?topic=2090.msg48921#msg48921)
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Ohakubi goes screaming past the gold and into the platinum (http://brontoforum.us/index.php?topic=939.msg49055#msg49055), proving that good things can come even out of someone pretending to be a FF7 fanboy to troll.
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http://brontoforum.us/index.php?topic=939.msg49797#msg49797
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QhTiJEYqqY8
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I never even saw that post with that Mario Paint video, but damn was it impressive as fuck.
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this whole exchange (ilu sei) (http://brontoforum.us/index.php?topic=1402.msg51315#msg51315)
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This was perfectly executed. (http://brontoforum.us/index.php?topic=2169.msg51890#msg51890)
:asplanned:
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oh snap that's perfect
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Would you kindly go get stepped on by a Carson Daly? (http://brontoforum.us/index.php?topic=69.300;topicseen)
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Excellent work, Det. (http://brontoforum.us/index.php?topic=908.msg52747#msg52747)
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The man's got style. He has got style. (http://brontoforum.us/index.php?topic=908.msg52956#msg52956)
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Well said, patito. (http://brontoforum.us/index.php?topic=469.msg53461#msg53461)
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Well hot dog, we have a weiner! (http://brontoforum.us/index.php?topic=2189.msg53508#msg53508)
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"Raped by it, booyaka. (http://brontoforum.us/index.php?topic=939.msg53807#msg53807)"
It's a lingo I want to spread.
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Poor EA, always the butt of everybodies jokes.. (http://brontoforum.us/index.php?topic=2229.msg54444#msg54444)
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Arc speaks the truth now and forever hence. (http://brontoforum.us/index.php?topic=784.msg54535#msg54535)
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and Arc again. can he go for the hat trick??! (http://brontoforum.us/index.php?topic=2093.msg54550#msg54550)
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Brentai turns :fail: into :lol: (http://brontoforum.us/index.php?topic=1001.msg54610#msg54610)
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C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!
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DN possesses a fine taste (http://brontoforum.us/index.php?topic=2245.msg55844#msg55844) concerning the artistry of the Fat East. (http://www.mangaupdates.com/series.html?id=5161)
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Hey, I'm giving Guild good karma - and he totally deserves it. (http://brontoforum.us/index.php?topic=1189.msg24836#msg24836)
That was :perfect:
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I'm late to this one (http://brontoforum.us/index.php?topic=53.msg50809#msg50809), but I laughed.
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llvh@kazz (http://brontoforum.us/index.php?topic=44.msg56183#msg56183)
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Could not have asked for a better followup. (http://brontoforum.us/index.php?topic=2245.msg56245#msg56245)
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Obvious, but it works so well. (http://brontoforum.us/index.php?topic=2257.msg56378#msg56378)
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Luke...Luke...Who's your daddy, Luke? :fingerguns: (http://brontoforum.us/index.php?topic=469.msg49794#msg49794)
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Also would have accepted: "Mt. WOE" (http://brontoforum.us/index.php?topic=2270.msg57539#msg57539)
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Linking to the Links. (http://brontoforum.us/index.php?topic=242.msg57625#msg57625)
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JD my man, I don't know what you're doing today, but whatever it is: Keep. (http://brontoforum.us/index.php?topic=908.msg59923#msg59923) It. (http://brontoforum.us/index.php?topic=44.msg59903#msg59903) Up. (http://brontoforum.us/index.php?topic=2316.msg59896#msg59896)
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It's funny because it's true. (http://brontoforum.us/index.php?topic=31.msg60507#msg60507)
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It's sad because it's true...
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UNCOMFORTABLY ENERGETIC (http://brontoforum.us/index.php?topic=1001.msg60698#msg60698)
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Karma
FOR (http://brontoforum.us/index.php?topic=1001.msg60737#msg60737)
EVERYONE. (http://brontoforum.us/index.php?topic=1001.msg60747#msg60747)
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:happy: I choo choo choose you. (http://brontoforum.us/index.php?topic=1001.msg61924#msg61924)
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:happy: I choo choo choose you. (http://brontoforum.us/index.php?topic=1001.msg61924#msg61924)
(http://i630.photobucket.com/albums/uu23/Bon_Bon_2009/scruffy-1.jpg)
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The choo choo choose you tag is golden.
Also, The lightsaber remark (http://brontoforum.us/index.php?topic=2296.msg62598#msg62598) also puts a smile on my face
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You can get anything you want. (http://brontoforum.us/index.php?topic=1597.msg62708#msg62708)
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WINNAR. (http://brontoforum.us/index.php?topic=1597.msg62807#msg62807)
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The Sad King sits on his Sad Throne. (http://brontoforum.us/index.php?topic=2372.msg63167#msg63167)
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Sometimes 'simple and classic' just works. (http://brontoforum.us/index.php?topic=2377.msg63330#msg63330)
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LD just likes everything to be snipped to standard, with no regard for the positive effects of leaving the extra bits.
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Good work, Lyrai. (http://brontoforum.us/index.php?topic=1402.msg65087#msg65087)
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Not that I'm glad any of this particular drama actually happened, but at least Kazz got the best joke in. (http://brontoforum.us/index.php?topic=2269.msg65056#msg65056) He really wasn't doing any harm either unless you consider someone writing "write me off" in the dust covered window of a recently totalled car to be a dick move.
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LOLBrent (http://brontoforum.us/index.php?topic=231.msg65273#msg65273)
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POW! FISTO! BRENTAI! (http://brontoforum.us/index.php?topic=2415.msg66065#msg66065)
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How could I not? (http://brontoforum.us/index.php?topic=126.msg66161#msg66161)
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"Beverage-American" just cracked me up. (http://brontoforum.us/index.php?topic=12.msg66406#msg66406)
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"Beverage-American" just cracked me up. (http://brontoforum.us/index.php?topic=12.msg66406#msg66406)
(http://i630.photobucket.com/albums/uu23/Bon_Bon_2009/scruffy-1.jpg)
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Can I give myself Karma? (http://brontoforum.us/index.php?topic=2368.msg66366#msg66366)
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Can I give myself Karma? (http://brontoforum.us/index.php?topic=2368.msg66366#msg66366)
:THATWAY:
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:facepalm:
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Shut up CyanPrime.
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I laughed at these three (http://brontoforum.us/index.php?topic=2397.msg66453#msg66453).
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Fortinbras (http://brontoforum.us/index.php?topic=2169.msg66780#msg66780) has it.
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[The Dragonball movie] comes out on my birthday. Luckily I'll be going to a derpy baseball game instead that night.
Oh lucky you. You managed to avoid having to watch a bunch of sweaty men looking constipated and not doing anything most of the time.
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Oh Sonic (http://brontoforum.us/index.php?topic=503.msg68392#msg68392). Maybe we can ask Brent and Thad. They're furries, aren't they?
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lol DN (http://brontoforum.us/index.php?topic=469.msg68856#msg68856)
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Brentai's version of Advent Children's plot is much better than the actual one (http://brontoforum.us/index.php?topic=126.msg69309#msg69309)
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Buge makes a pun and dismissive comment all in one. I'm speechless.
(http://brontoforum.us/Smileys/classic/happy.gif) (http://brontoforum.us/index.php?topic=1064.msg70159#msg70159)
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Isn't the whole thing of the scout - the character, the mechanics before the patch, everything - to be an annoying little shitnozzle that you wish you could strangle to death and then use his corpse to beat similar shitnozzles, and eventually shoving each of their heads up each other's asses to make a gigantic whip of shitnozzles that you scream from the top of the highest mountain while cracking it?
Because the sandman stun fits with that perfectly
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Buge makes a pun and dismissive comment all in one. I'm speechless.
(http://brontoforum.us/Smileys/classic/happy.gif) (http://brontoforum.us/index.php?topic=1064.msg70159#msg70159)
What? Where?
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Click the emote, Buge.
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I think Buge is telling me either that I give him too much credit (the "pun" was unintended), or that I'm misinterpreting the intent of his comment.
Or I suppose he might think his joke isn't part of the parent class, "Puns"?
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Click the emote, Buge.
Oh okay, I see it now.
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KAZZ WINS. (http://brontoforum.us/index.php?topic=2573.msg70583#msg70583)
(NSFW)
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He said he was going to, and then he did.
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OhSnapFriday (http://brontoforum.us/index.php?topic=2577.msg70591#msg70591)
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heh (http://brontoforum.us/index.php?topic=242.msg70559#msg70559)
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I honestly don't even know why I laughed. (http://brontoforum.us/index.php?topic=2573.msg70801#msg70801)
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Oh shit I was just about to post that.
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It's everything - and more! (http://brontoforum.us/index.php?topic=261.msg70841#msg70841)
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zed you are AWFUL (http://brontoforum.us/index.php?topic=261.msg71007#msg71007)
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I want to give karma to the stranger in the second conversation. (http://brontoforum.us/index.php?topic=2588.msg71070#msg71070)
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Hell, pretend I just karma++'d everybody in the omegle thread.
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Arc made emoticons just for this day. (http://brontoforum.us/index.php?topic=2245.msg71135#msg71135)
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(http://i630.photobucket.com/albums/uu23/Bon_Bon_2009/scruffy-1.jpg)
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Cudos to Zara for riding on the wave on Arc's fantabulous creativity with his entertaining adventure.
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:slow: Cudos to Arc for riding the wave of Friday's fantabulous creativity with his serviceable, totally A-OK adventure.
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The joke that tells itself! (http://brontoforum.us/index.php?topic=437.msg71762#msg71762)
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Rapin' Makes Me Feel Goooood. (http://brontoforum.us/index.php?topic=44.msg72107#msg72107)
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An invisible man sleepin' in your bed.
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Damnit, do we need another thread for karma-worthy things said in this thread now?
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We always provide a warm and welcome atmosphere to our bi-curious members. (http://brontoforum.us/index.php?topic=2573.msg72494#msg72494)
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I'd hit it. (http://brontoforum.us/index.php?topic=2615.msg72727#msg72727)
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I sat for a while in the reply box, trying to come up with a good response to this post. Niku (http://brontoforum.us/index.php?topic=2615.msg72978#msg72978) outdid anything I would have come up with.
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this stupid fucking post made me laugh. (http://brontoforum.us/index.php?topic=2632.msg72993#msg72993)
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Concurred. (http://brontoforum.us/index.php?topic=2615.msg73506#msg73506)
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Detonator uncover's Kazz's plot to make a poll thread where the only option is MadMAxJr. (http://brontoforum.us/index.php?topic=2674.msg74215#msg74215)
I had another one where Brentai said something funny I lost it though
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Obvious, but made funny through creative timing and emphasis I <3 u Kazz (http://brontoforum.us/index.php?topic=225.msg74701#msg74701)
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i <3 u friday
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I almost broke a glass computer desk from pounding it while laughing (http://brontoforum.us/index.php?topic=106.msg75809#msg75809)
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Somehow this just seems like the perfect sort of quip. (http://brontoforum.us/index.php?topic=2714.msg75979#msg75979)
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And one for you, Brent: bada-bing! (http://brontoforum.us/index.php?topic=2715.msg75989#msg75989)
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I don't know how Niku comes up with this material. (http://brontoforum.us/index.php?topic=128.msg75437#msg75437)
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stealing it from 4chan mostly
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If only engagements from the war in Afghanistan could be transcribed liek this... oh thank you Friday (http://brontoforum.us/index.php?topic=2715.msg76136#msg76136).
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Burned. (http://brontoforum.us/index.php?topic=2729.msg76601#msg76601)
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Burned by Classic. :ohshi~:
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:nyoro~n: I thought I was being nice. I mean, I said that I cared.
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Exactly.
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Nice save, Guild. (http://brontoforum.us/index.php?topic=1660.msg40085#msg40085)
I don't know why I don't read old Guild Hall more often. All the best posts are there.
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Earlier in here I karma'd a post of Brentai's where he basically used Sephiroth, Cloud, and Sephijoe to explain cloud computing. That post seems to have vanished into the ether.
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Earlier in here I karma'd a post of Brentai's where he basically used Sephiroth, Cloud, and Sephijoe to explain cloud computing. That post seems to have vanished into the ether.
It got split into a separate topic (http://brontoforum.us/index.php?topic=2531.20) so the link didn't follow it.
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Made me spit on my screen. (http://brontoforum.us/index.php?topic=236.msg76758#msg76758)
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(http://i630.photobucket.com/albums/uu23/Bon_Bon_2009/scruffy-1.jpg)
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Stop spitting on my screen, Kazz. :humpf:
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Made me spit on my screen. (http://brontoforum.us/index.php?topic=355.msg76877#msg76877)
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www.instantrimshot.com (http://brontoforum.us/index.php?topic=236.msg76849#msg76849)
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I have no idea why this made me laugh until I cried, but there you go, Brentai. Have a cookie. (http://brontoforum.us/index.php?topic=2742.msg76997#msg76997)
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Heh. (http://brontoforum.us/index.php?topic=2784.msg77526#msg77526)
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Wuv. (http://brontoforum.us/index.php?topic=47.msg76530#msg76530)
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Pure class. (http://brontoforum.us/index.php?topic=223.msg77849#msg77849)
also it made me snort
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Well come on bone man. (http://brontoforum.us/index.php?topic=1479.msg78392#msg78392)
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Even a broken clock is correct twice a day. (http://brontoforum.us/index.php?topic=2495.msg78602#msg78602)
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Niku has signed his way into my heart (http://brontoforum.us/index.php?action=profile;u=40)
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Thanks, you two. (http://brontoforum.us/index.php?topic=13.msg79220#msg79220)
I cried for like 5 minutes watching these over and over. (http://brontoforum.us/index.php?topic=13.msg79221#msg79221)
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Not entirely sensical but I still laughed. (http://brontoforum.us/index.php?topic=31.msg79439#msg79439)
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.. oddamn you for making me do this. (http://brontoforum.us/index.php?topic=939.msg79524#msg79524)
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have you been saving this image for just the right occasion or (http://brontoforum.us/index.php?topic=2870.msg79774;topicseen#msg79774)
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Like the man said, even a stuck Sora is Brentai twice a day. (http://brontoforum.us/index.php?topic=2870.msg80095#msg80095)
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I hope Thad sticks with Doom's avatar change. (http://brontoforum.us/index.php?action=profile;u=4)
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have you been saving this image for just the right occasion or (http://brontoforum.us/index.php?topic=2870.msg79774;topicseen#msg79774)
?? what image ??
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A lot of the yyler threads were merged(before King Doom Day, I'd fix them myself otherwise!) so redo your links, clowns.
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King Doom day needs to happen at least once every couple of months.
Wow.
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LORD DOOM CAN DO NO WRONG.
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I <3 you Det (http://brontoforum.us/index.php?topic=2862.msg80415#msg80415)
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I <3 you Det (http://brontoforum.us/index.php?topic=2862.msg80415#msg80415)
Heh, I was coming here to do the same thing.
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YEEEEEAAAAAAAAH (http://brontoforum.us/index.php?topic=2917.msg81177#msg81177)
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Never saw the Demoman either. Maybe he's YOUR DAD.
Because it's relevant in many, many ways.
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I rarely give out karma for puns, so wear this imaginary badge with pride. (http://brontoforum.us/index.php?topic=2862.msg81396#msg81396)
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I rarely give out karma for puns, so wear this imaginary badge with pride. (http://brontoforum.us/index.php?topic=2862.msg81396#msg81396)
(http://i630.photobucket.com/albums/uu23/Bon_Bon_2009/scruffy-1.jpg)
So far that's the only good thing to come out of a board member comparing themselves to Jesus.
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(http://i630.photobucket.com/albums/uu23/Bon_Bon_2009/scruffy-1.jpg)
Also: Crude humour is the best sort of humour (http://brontoforum.us/index.php?topic=78.msg81630#msg81630)
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BWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE (http://brontoforum.us/index.php?topic=2169.msg81679#msg81679)
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Since I seem to be getting a disproportionate amount of these lately, I'll give back.
The timing and wording of this couldn't be better. The way it sounds in my mind is so incredibly perfect that I can't help but expect Thad to throw himself off a cliff when he reads it. Bravo Booge. (http://brontoforum.us/index.php?topic=353.msg81868#msg81868)
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God dammit Brentai (http://brontoforum.us/index.php?topic=2121.msg82022#msg82022)
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I was trying to post a bad joke but Zed interrupted it with a worse one. (http://brontoforum.us/index.php?topic=2557.msg82154#msg82154)
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TWICE! (http://brontoforum.us/index.php?topic=2557.msg82165#msg82165)
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omg that bitch (http://brontoforum.us/index.php?topic=2693.msg82656#msg82656)
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(http://i358.photobucket.com/albums/oo22/driftycity/krusty-ricers-clown-car.jpg)
What the hell was that?!
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It was the best post on the entire forum, ever, duh
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...
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(http://i358.photobucket.com/albums/oo22/driftycity/krusty-ricers-clown-car.jpg)
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I think Arc's gonna cry a little.
...and then listen to some Evanescence
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Oh, arc... :wuv: (http://brontoforum.us/index.php?topic=2693.msg83107#msg83107)
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Service this good deserves recognition. (http://brontoforum.us/index.php?topic=2995.msg83548#msg83548)
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Can I give this whole thread karma? (http://brontoforum.us/index.php?topic=3033.msg83913#msg83913)
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Oh wow. Seconding karma on the 1/16 of a boner song.
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Oh, I just now got the correlation.
Man, I remember people always talking about collecting all the pieces, and then everyone's all :oh: when someone points out that the fraction is supposed to be a model scale and doesn't mean you're actually buying a piece of an airship.
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Took me a second too.
Which makes it awesomer! Because you have to THINK about it.
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The weird thing is I feel like I would have gotten it in an instant if she had used Blackjack instead.
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LEE-HAM WINS (http://brontoforum.us/index.php?topic=2389.msg83937#msg83937)
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:glee: (http://brontoforum.us/index.php?topic=2509.msg84185#msg84185) <-- Link
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Even when enraged, Stush is a gentle soul. (http://brontoforum.us/index.php?topic=3045.msg84488#msg84488)
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proper use of Advice Dog for 50 points (http://brontoforum.us/index.php?topic=126.msg84826#msg84826)
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I read it as "dumb Kazz".
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Why does Spram make me laugh so hard (http://brontoforum.us/index.php?topic=3085.msg85798#msg85798)
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Fortunately you can still karma++ somebody for truth. (http://brontoforum.us/index.php?topic=3042.msg86184#msg86184)
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let me ambassador you a question :perfect: (http://brontoforum.us/index.php?topic=2995.msg86454#msg86454)
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Fortunately you can still karma++ somebody for truth. (http://brontoforum.us/index.php?topic=3042.msg86184#msg86184)
Oh, I missed this. For reference, I made a post bitching about Guild's habit of interpreting people's statements of availability ("going to be at work 'til 10 tonight") as evidence of their guilt. But a while later I felt like I should hold my tongue 'til the game ended, so I deleted the post.
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Me too, Lyrai. Me too. (http://brontoforum.us/index.php?topic=2058.msg86743#msg86743)
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Made me snort Cherry Coke all over my keyboard. Thanks, Brent. (http://brontoforum.us/index.php?topic=2241.msg87210#msg87210)
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The surviving cast of Werewolves Vs is putting on a mighty fine show. (http://brontoforum.us/index.php?topic=3013.msg87563#msg87563)
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Hi Guys (http://brontoforum.us/index.php?topic=3156.msg88029#msg88029)
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This is one for Friday, Guild and Bongo Bill, who continue to run Werewolf games. Way to keep the fun rolling!
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NOOOO MY PERFECT RECORD
FUCK YOU SCD
YOU DICK
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Proper. (http://brontoforum.us/index.php?topic=353.msg88504#msg88504)
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Do it with Pep. (http://brontoforum.us/index.php?topic=267.msg88756#msg88756)
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they would see you comin' (http://brontoforum.us/index.php?topic=3155.msg89293#msg89293)
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Damnit. What is that, two in a week? Maybe it's time to leave forever.
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Karma+ to Guild for FUCKING OFF BECAUSE I CAN'T STAND THE SIGHT OF HIS FAT UGLY FACE (http://brontoforum.us/index.php?topic=355.msg89344#msg89344)
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don't try to win me back now
the damage is done
i'm going to go buy a gallon of ice cream and cry while watching a romantic comedy
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WAS IT WORTH IT? WAS IT? 40 HANDGUN BULLETS? (http://brontoforum.us/index.php?topic=3193.msg89647#msg89647)
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btbhbhebbbebtbtbebrbtbobsbhbobobtbsbhbibtbwbibtbhbmbybdbebabrb!
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"Thhe better to shoot shit with my dear." Saved you the trouble, reader. You're welcome.
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The extra h is for... well, you know.
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Oh lordy (http://brontoforum.us/index.php?topic=3210.msg89812#msg89812)
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YUP (http://brontoforum.us/index.php?topic=106.msg89580#msg89580)
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That is awesome and you are awesome for bringing it to my attention. (http://brontoforum.us/index.php?topic=47.msg90680#msg90680)
I'm guessing "Lo-Fi" is his codeword for retro, a trend so prevalent in that arena that it's become a personal pet peeve. Mainly for the fact that I am painfully aware of how much it's being used to cover up the fact that most programmers are not artists.
EDIT: Nevermind, found "Neo Retro" on the thing, he just never uses it for some reason.
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That is awesome and you are awesome for bringing it to my attention. (http://brontoforum.us/index.php?topic=47.msg90680#msg90680)
I'm guessing "Lo-Fi" is his codeword for retro, a trend so prevalent in that arena that it's become a personal pet peeve. Mainly for the fact that I am painfully aware of how much it's being used to cover up the fact that most programmers are not artists.
He has a "Neo Retro" square too though, so no idea.
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Is that crippled Jesus freak back again? Ugh. (http://brontoforum.us/index.php?topic=3240.msg91164#msg91164)
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man it's like I never left
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Guys, I'm leaving the Internet forever.
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sweet later
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Grab me a beer while you're out, thanks.
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SMASHING COMBINED DUNDERHEADS (http://brontoforum.us/index.php?topic=3240.msg91882#msg91882)
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Good summary of a bad time. (http://brontoforum.us/index.php?topic=3240.msg92033#msg92033)
addendum to Lyrai's summary:
During the Black Friday debate, we all stopped talking about it a couple times. And each of those times, Demogorgon would bring it up again and simultaneously complain that we were still talking about it. The debate would go on a tiny bit longer, and then we'd drop it, and then he'd post again. The third (or so) time he did this, I yelled at him for being obtuse and said I'd ban him if he did it again. At that point he edited all his posts to "XXXXXXXX" and deleted them. And then had the gall to complain to me when he couldn't see one of the forums where he still had posts; it turned out that Guild Hall had a leftover post limit before you could see into it. I helpfully removed it before I realized what he was up to.
Then after all that bullshit occurred and he promised never to return (saying something like "I knew I shouldn't have let myself try to associate with anyone again" or somesuch) he keeps coming fucking back. Sometimes to troll or outright threaten Thad, and sometimes just to post in Friday's game.
So, yeah, open letter to Demogorgon: if you threaten an admin, continuously ban-evade, and never ever admit to being an immature cockwad or apologize for your behavior, you should not expect to be allowed back.
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http://brontoforum.us/index.php?topic=128.msg92159#msg92159 (http://brontoforum.us/index.php?topic=128.msg92159#msg92159)
Brentai :wuv:
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You're a class act, Internet. (http://brontoforum.us/index.php?topic=128.msg92273#msg92273)
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for producing the only laugh in the thread (http://brontoforum.us/index.php?topic=3240.msg92362#msg92362)
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Obviously, Alex needed to grind. (http://brontoforum.us/index.php?topic=1771.msg92809#msg92809)
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http://brontoforum.us/index.php?topic=2121.msg92985#msg92985
:oic:
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Drum roll, please (http://brontoforum.us/index.php?topic=2572.msg93885#msg93885)
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Truly, the intellectual high bar for this forum has been set. Niku, you truly are the king of kings. (http://brontoforum.us/index.php?topic=31.msg94022#msg94022)
(I laughed for a good five minutes at that post)
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A rant fit for the halls of Valhalla. (http://brontoforum.us/index.php?topic=16.msg94693#msg94693)
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YESSSSSSS (http://brontoforum.us/index.php?topic=3451.msg95714#msg95714)
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We're gonna catch a show before the Word Train arrives. (http://brontoforum.us/index.php?topic=280.msg97335#msg97335)
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:lol:
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almost had to clean fried rice off of my lcd screen (http://brontoforum.us/index.php?topic=3160.msg99574#msg99574)
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Would you have stabbed each particle with a screwdriver?
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yessssssssssssssss (http://brontoforum.us/index.php?topic=2958.msg82264#msg82264)
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i must have read that post like twice prior and i only just now got it
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wackity schmackity doo (http://brontoforum.us/index.php?topic=3659.msg100361#msg100361)
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Need an explanation even be given? (http://brontoforum.us/index.php?topic=3291.msg101075#msg101075)
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Braid would be so much better with farts. (http://brontoforum.us/index.php?topic=3470.msg102081#msg102081)
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Catcher was a fantastic book. (http://brontoforum.us/index.php?topic=3708.msg103304#msg103304)
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BARRRF! (http://brontoforum.us/index.php?topic=3706.msg104544#msg104544)
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I'm always mystified by the drama here. Not that it happens at all, but about how it is born. Maybe it's because I don't go to #finalfight much.
I've been here for a long time. Not from the beginning, but let's just say I'm fairly sure that I've seen the first posts of most of the people around today. And I think that for the most part I've remained fairly neutral. I literally have no grudges whatsoever. I've had arguments, sure, but from my side of the monitor it's never escalated to bona fide drama of any note. And I can honestly say I've never not been blindsided by the rise of drama here. Anytime it pops up, I'm like, "wait, what? how did that happen? how did it get from there to here?". It's... It's like...
It's like an iceberg. But it's a weird blasphemous iceberg that is a gigantic frozen continent floating on a single molecule of ice on the surface of the water. That is our drama. Something from nothing. A tragic creation myth.
I think we're smart people accustomed to dealing with idiots, used to struggling against the relentless winds of pure dumb that blow away everything around us, holding fast to our little candles of wisdom as best as we can. But there are many of us here, each with different candles, of various colors and sizes, and whenever we happen to oppose, our first reflex is to assume the others are part of that abominable storm of stupidity that assaults us at all times. And we fight the perceived threat. I can't blame anyone for having this reflex, but it's important to realize that it exists.
Even then, I stick around because sometimes we realize what we've got. At its best, this place is a haven where, for just a moment in our day, we don't have to keep our guard up like we do when we know we're surrounded by the ignorant, the careless, and the imbecile. I never have to worry that you guys have no idea what I'm talking about. I never have to explain to you than Iran is not a place in Iraq. You all know that a balloon filled with regular air will not float very high at all in our atmosphere. That is fucking wonderful. That is why I can call someone racist as a joke without the least worry that someone might be honestly offended. There might be a slight misunderstanding but it will end with Comic Sans MS and a picture of a guy in drag pretending to be magical.
I don't know about you guys but that is precious to me. This may not be the last bastion of intelligence of the internet but it's the only one with so many people I already like in it.
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v316/buge/superman_respect833.jpg)
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It was a Dark Time. Then came a MIIIIIIIIRRRRRRRAAAAAAACLEE. ALL THANKS TO CLASSIC. (http://brontoforum.us/index.php?topic=3763.msg105944#msg105944)
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I don't remember what Zara posted, but I'm sure it was EPIC. (http://brontoforum.us/index.php?topic=90.msg106612#msg106612) :imagination:
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It was not by her hand that she was once again given flesh. (http://brontoforum.us/index.php?topic=461.msg108203#msg108203)
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Winner! (http://brontoforum.us/index.php?topic=78.msg109477#msg109477)
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Who is this Mongrel and why am I in love with him
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I blame my avatar.
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It is very sensual.
And alluring.
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>__>
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There's no emote for "send help, literally dying of laughter" so instead I'll just say that Buge wins at everything forever. (http://brontoforum.us/index.php?topic=1808.msg111985#msg111985)
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GUYS. SERIOUSLY.
DINOSAURS (http://brontoforum.us/index.php?topic=13.msg112068#msg112068).
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citation provided (http://brontoforum.us/index.php?topic=366.msg112934#msg112934)
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WRRRRRRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (http://brontoforum.us/index.php?topic=3002.msg113260#msg113260)
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A two-for-one!
On effective use of spoiler tags. (http://brontoforum.us/index.php?topic=696.msg113753#msg113753)
For self-abuse above and beyond the call of comedy. (http://brontoforum.us/index.php?topic=274.msg113805#msg113805)
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Brentai scores a point. (http://brontoforum.us/index.php?topic=3355.msg114315#msg114315)
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What to say when defenestrating a loud dog. (http://brontoforum.us/index.php?topic=4087.msg114808#msg114808)
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Happy 10k posts, Brentai! :shrug:
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ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED
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Could I get a badumpch for O'hax? (http://brontoforum.us/index.php?topic=4128.msg115914#msg115914)
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J'était corrigé par l'Americain. (http://)
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Nice link.
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Nice link.
THREADSPLITS IS WHY WE CAN'T HAVE NICE THINGS.
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Don't complain; they'll jail this (series of posts in this) thread too.
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A gauntlet thrown. A man's face slapped. A laughing fit ensues. (http://brontoforum.us/index.php?topic=459.msg116640#msg116640)
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I like bad jokes. Cheers sei (http://brontoforum.us/index.php?topic=44.msg116944#msg116944).
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Another Conversion! :perfect:
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No Doom, when you do it, it's because you're an inept, dull, misanthrope.
So Doom is a WhereWolf? That doesn't explain anything though.
amazing
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holy shit I just got that
see, this is what I'm talking about, cyan is some kind of post-modern comedic fucking genius
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Okay, yeah that is pretty clever.
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I still don't get it ::(:
Is that a reference, or am I just missing something?
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:slow:
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Welcome to another fantastic episode of "Lottel Explains the Joke."
We se here Cyan Prime has made a joke. Let's analyze it. Here are the important parts.
No Doom, when you do it, it's because you're an inept, dull, misanthrope.
So Doom is a WhereWolf? That doesn't explain anything though.
See? Misanthrope and WhereWolf. See, Cyan Prime cleverly 'misunderstood' what misanthrope means. He broke it down into two words he knew. Miss and lycanthrope. So instead of WereWolf, it is WHEREwolf because it is Missing.
THANK YOU! That's all the time we have for today. Tune in next week when Lottel explains the joke behind the latest Beetle Bailey!
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I actually assumed cyan just misspelt werewolf
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I was kind of hoping all of you were just seeing something that was actually clever that I had overlooked.
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I was kind of hoping all of you were just seeing something that was actually clever that I had overlooked.
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(http://progressiveboink.com/justin/Futurama/god1.jpg): When you've done things right, people won't be sure if you've trolled at all.
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Best #FF discourse in awhile. I died. (http://brontoforum.us/index.php?topic=4168.msg117560;boardseen#new)
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Good Karma for bad! (http://brontoforum.us/index.php?topic=3075.msg120460#msg120460)
Also: NO POSTS HERE FOR ALMOST A MONTH SHAME SHAME SHAME
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This thread is redundant since you can just say "good job on that post" in whatever thread. Plus threadsplits/merges make it sometimes hard for links to stay intact.
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You have earned a brown star for your efforts to be mr sourpants.
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See what happens when Frocto is referenced to within a game, while Frocto is making an LP! (http://brontoforum.us/index.php?topic=4247.msg120794#msg120794) See Frocto try and fail to do battle in a fight of voices with his own self in episode 15 of Exquisite Knorpse Elle Pee..
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This technique ... I thought it sealed away by the ancient masters ... (http://brontoforum.us/index.php?topic=303.msg120850#msg120850)
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And a one... (http://brontoforum.us/index.php?topic=3659.msg121959#msg121959) :imagination:
...and a two (http://brontoforum.us/index.php?topic=3659.msg121963#msg121963) :perfect:
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this is the greatest day of my life :victory:
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yeah that rules mce
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By me own petard! (http://brontoforum.us/index.php?topic=4261.msg122016#msg122016) :lol: :perfect:
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:barf:
Here, I'm going to save everyone the trouble of clicking on the link:
It depicts two rednecks shooting a bear out of a tree, then having sex over the corpse. Literally.
ALL PRAISE CONSTANTINE
:advice:
HE SAVES YOU FROM THEIR SINS
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Actually yeah big thanks to Constantine, because my natural curiosity normally drives me to check out the most stupid of links.
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I have that problem also, only I got there before constantine.
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Don't take it out on our savior you damned jew! :racist:
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Read this post (http://brontoforum.us/index.php?topic=514.msg121770#msg121770), then this reply (http://brontoforum.us/index.php?topic=514.msg121777#msg121777).
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Everyone who posts in this thread is the best for pointing me to the awesome posts I would otherwise miss.
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Burrito discovers the old saying "Ask and you shall recieve" (http://brontoforum.us/index.php?topic=44.msg122200#msg122200)
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idgi
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me neither
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Ah god damn it.
Link fixed.
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Absolutely Magnificent. (http://brontoforum.us/index.php?topic=261.msg123091#msg123091)
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KABOOM! (http://brontoforum.us/index.php?topic=3689.msg123097#msg123097)
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I had to go to Wikipedia to get this one. (http://brontoforum.us/index.php?topic=366.msg123381#msg123381) :nyoro~n:
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American-brewed burrrrrrrrrrn. (http://brontoforum.us/index.php?topic=908.msg123729)
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I don't know why I didn't karma this before. (http://brontoforum.us/index.php?topic=78.msg124894#msg124894)
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I love it when sigs and posts combine to make something even better than intended.
(http://i83.photobucket.com/albums/j300/Lottel/guess.png)
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http://brontoforum.us/index.php?topic=437.msg125918#msg125918
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Leave it to an auditor to ensure she is the first to be FULLY COMPLIANT. (http://brontoforum.us/index.php?topic=301.msg126384#msg126384)
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That rules!
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That was about as gassy a response as anybody could have squeezed out of that setup. (http://brontoforum.us/index.php?topic=2241.msg126852#msg126852)
:glee:
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INCREDIBLE STORY OF GOOD CHEER (http://brontoforum.us/index.php?topic=12.msg126896#msg126896)
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IxAKFlpdcfc
http://brontoforum.us/index.php?topic=4409.0;topicseen
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IxAKFlpdcfc
http://brontoforum.us/index.php?topic=4409.0;topicseen
That was BRILLIANT.
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Yeah okay I need to stop trying to visit this site from my phone.
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Niku, there are days where I just want to carefully ration you, for you are a precious resource that cannot be trusted to the free market. (http://brontoforum.us/index.php?topic=2241.msg128795#msg128795)
...Okay, you've had greater moments, certainly. I just really needed that?
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Once again I'm so glad this thread is here. That made me laugh so much my dog ran away.
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I thought your dog ran away because you made him wear sunglasses.
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It turned out the dog learned to deal with it.
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The sunglasses were a necessary accessory to protect me from his lazer eyes (pyew pyew)
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(http://img196.imageshack.us/img196/2170/emotdogbarfta8.gif)
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Maybe we're "not supposed to read Classic's posts", but this crack got a damn good laugh outta me. (http://brontoforum.us/index.php?topic=4444.msg129026#msg129026)
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:wat: (http://i630.photobucket.com/albums/uu23/Bon_Bon_2009/scruffy-1.jpg)
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http://brontoforum.us/index.php?topic=4.msg129442#msg129442
There are no words
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http://brontoforum.us/index.php?topic=4.msg129442#msg129442
There are no words
:wat: (http://i630.photobucket.com/albums/uu23/Bon_Bon_2009/scruffy-1.jpg)
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Zed, did you write that article just so you could make this joke? (http://brontoforum.us/index.php?topic=44.msg129311#msg129311)
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Zed, did you write that article just so you could make this joke? (http://brontoforum.us/index.php?topic=44.msg129311#msg129311)
I didn't karma that post at the time, but upon further reflection I have no idea why not.
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(http://i630.photobucket.com/albums/uu23/Bon_Bon_2009/scruffy-1.jpg)
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(http://i630.photobucket.com/albums/uu23/Bon_Bon_2009/scruffy-1.jpg) :perfect:
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There's been a lot of win on the boards lately. I'm very proud of you all.
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You know, my policy so far when on the receiving end of karma was "internal acknowledgement and sober joy", but dang, four times for one sentence? Feels like I should be doing an Oscar speech.
I'm not gonna, of course, that'd be obnoxious as hell. I think I'm entitled to a simple celebratory "Woo! Score!" here, though.
Woo! Score!
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http://brontoforum.us/index.php?topic=4558.msg130893#msg130893
The more I think about this the more amazingly amazing it gets, now you are my favorite poster
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You are too kind, Miss Ears.
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Doom gets karma for this:
http://www.gamespite.net/talkingtime/showthread.php?t=9509
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Oh wow that's awesome. Talking Time desperately needed to be image fu'ed.
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it was okay, but the last image really made it for some reason
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Oh wow that's awesome. Talking Time desperately needed an image fued.
It was pretty good, yeah.
Also, this is what I read at first.
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Like a good hot sauce, it takes a moment to hit you. (http://brontoforum.us/index.php?topic=31.msg131777#msg131777)
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And the immediate followup made me choke laughing.
Granted I was already fucked up from attempting an 8 minute mile but still.
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At last (http://www.gamespite.net/talkingtime/showthread.php?p=678854#post678854), I can know peace...
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If you make enough emotes for us to communicate with nothing but them, will we basically lapse into the philosophical confines of some sort of newspeak?
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A language of nothing but memes, one-liners, and simpsons quotes
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If you make enough emotes for us to communicate with nothing but them, will we basically lapse into the philosophical confines of some sort of newspeak?
:deal:
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:sofunny:
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:done:
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:perfect:
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:getbent:
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:hellamad:
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DET STATISTICS WIN (http://brontoforum.us/index.php?topic=2715.msg133265#msg133265)
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Yes indeed. (http://brontoforum.us/index.php?topic=4433.msg133305#msg133305)
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Can we just give Buge some kind of permanent standing award for ALWAYS having a hilarious and topical image macro ready at a moment's notice?
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I don't think anyone should be commended for image macros, but that's just, like, my opinion, man.
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A man with a sig image that large probably something something glass houses
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What's my sign again?
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It turns out that Smiler is Bro of the Year. (http://brontoforum.us/index.php?topic=2356.msg133503#msg133503)
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Surely he has saved us all. (http://brontoforum.us/index.php?topic=1517.msg133691#msg133691)
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Most eloquent explanation of why emoticon posts and emoticon abuse are terrible. (http://brontoforum.us/index.php?topic=4661.msg133738#msg133738)
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(http://i630.photobucket.com/albums/uu23/Bon_Bon_2009/scruffy-1.jpg) :perfect:
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(http://i630.photobucket.com/albums/uu23/Bon_Bon_2009/scruffy-1.jpg) :perfect:
:perfect:
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karma to everyone who has the animated gifs in the signature or avatar. now i cannot come here because it will give me the epilepsy.
You are All my friendS!
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I chuckled. For a while. Thank you sir. (http://brontoforum.us/index.php?topic=1517.msg134075#msg134075)
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Just imagine working in the ALPHABETS MINE to the following soundtrack. (http://brontoforum.us/index.php?topic=1517.msg134541#msg134541)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PDySfmZlcr0
EDIT:
Actually, this might be more appropriate:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WsLGYD4Gh_4&NR=1
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LEX-I-CAN (http://brontoforum.us/index.php?topic=4702.msg135151#msg135151)
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Newbie pulls it out in the clutch and writes the best post of February 2010 (http://brontoforum.us/index.php?topic=4759.msg137372#msg137372)
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Today, thanks to the internet, I learned about Jane Austen. (http://brontoforum.us/index.php?topic=4767.msg137766#msg137766)
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Today, thanks to the internet, I learned that I_M didn't know about Jane Austen.
Also I learned something about Jane Austen.
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Today, thanks to the Internet, I learned that Classic learned that Mongrel didn't knoh fuck it.
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I really want to watch Lion in Winter again.
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Today, thanks to the internet, I learned that I_M didn't know about Jane Austen.
Please please please please tell me you were joking.
I mean, even if you weren't, just lie to me and tell me you were joking, so we can all have HA HA GOOD LAUGH and forget you said that.
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it's almost like your posts are misinformative
but that would never happen
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I thought maybe I should do something less insipid than summoning Scruffy.
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it's almost like your posts are misinformative
but that would never happen
You know, most of the responsibility for clear communication will always fall on the speaker (or writer).
But at some point, there is an onus on the reader to not be a goddamned idiot.
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heh heh heh
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Marshall McLuhan never took stupidity into account.
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It might be a gimme, but with two direct hits in as many days (http://brontoforum.us/index.php?topic=4790.msg137914#msg137914) MCE is on a roll.
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Matt if you keep this up someone's going to start to suspect
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[spoiler](our secret love affair)[/spoiler]
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Thank God Starr doesn't read these forums.
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Karma's back under your avatar, but it also reset. I'd call it a net gain, so karma+ to whichever modmin brought that about.
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:done:
:lockthread:
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but where will mongrel post :glee: from now on?
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but where will mongrel post :glee: from now on?
In every other thread, of course. :glee:
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haha, I set that up deliberately, but I didn't think you'd be the one to make the punchline
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Clearly, you underestimate the Emoticon Knight Errant, Frocto. :glee:
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THIS THREAD IS CLOSED FOREVER BECAUSE KARMA IS BACK
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...after de-karmaing you with the explanation "For bringing karma back", I was planning on karmaing you with the explanation "just kidding please don't make a thing of this". But it turns out I can't repeat a karma action within 12 hours. And also I can't find anything in the admin panel for me just to change your karma by hand. Please don't make a thing of this?
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...after de-karmaing you with the explanation "For bringing karma back", I was planning on karmaing you with the explanation "just kidding please don't make a thing of this". But it turns out I can't repeat a karma action within 12 hours. And also I can't find anything in the admin panel for me just to change your karma by hand. Please don't make a thing of this?
You have crossed a LINE here mister
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...after de-karmaing you with the explanation "For bringing karma back", I was planning on karmaing you with the explanation "just kidding please don't make a thing of this". But it turns out I can't repeat a karma action within 12 hours. And also I can't find anything in the admin panel for me just to change your karma by hand. Please don't make a thing of this?
You just go to the "forum profile information" link in a person's profile and change their karma number.
Anyway, I just disabled "Restrict administrators to wait time", so the point is moot. Feel free to bombard us all.
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Fixed.
Yyler got righteous vengeance on me though, presumably because he doesn't know about Kazz's and my ages-old karma feud.
Which is kinda what I don't like about karma, really: people use it as punishment for jokes they don't get.
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Please post here instead of bitching that we don't have a Post Instead of Karma Thread.
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dekarma Brentai for making this thread instead of bringing back karma
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This does seem like kind of a cumbersome replacement.
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My master plan to inconvenience you all has been a remarkable success so far.
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+1 to me for being awesome
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You must wait 24 hours to repeat a karma action
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+1 to Beat Bandit for that.
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Don't we have a thread for this already
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A new era has begun!
R^2 for making LPs of games that I like.
Doom because he's totally going to tell me where he found the Super Mario Brothers Nintendo Power comic that he's using for his signature and avatar.
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Don't we have a thread for this already
I think it's this one. (http://brontoforum.us/index.php?topic=4986.0)
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That's a separate train wreck entirely.
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Hey you guys managed to name the thread exactly the same.
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AND NOW EVERYTHING IS RIGHT WITH THE UNIVERSE.
Pretend I karma'd thad for each time he moves the stupid bullshit to guild hall over the last few days.
It serves the double purpose of cleaning the shit up, and when I see new posts down there, I know I have an entertaining read waiting for me.
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Murray Energy Chief Financial Officer Rob Moore told Blomquist that the charges were untrue.
“There were no workers that were forced to attend the event,” Moore said. “We had managers that communicated to our work force that the attendance at the Romney event was mandatory, but no one was forced to attend the event.
:whoops:
I mean, if they had been forced, their bodies simply wouldn't have allowed them to attend the event.
Kefka's Laugh (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CyZoe-r9qb0#)
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That's the $64,000 question. (Not sure why anyone would ever get worked up about $64,000 since that's well below middle income, but there it is.)
My (middle income? low income?) kingdom for a karma button.
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My love of really stupid puns goes on unabated.
If you're ever afraid that your pun is stupid, you at least know that I'm snickering or groaning at it.
You're Buge! That must mean you have Buge guts!
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A scrub is a bot who don't get no cash from me
hangin' out the spambot dome of the brontoforum tryin' to scam on me
Friday brings The Learning Channel.
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Let's bring back Karma, drain every positive Karma from every member of the entire boards and just give it all to R^2 (http://brontoforum.us/index.php?topic=6491.msg246303#msg246303)
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If saving puppies doesn't deserve karma, then I don't know what does (http://brontoforum.us/index.php?topic=1198.msg249357#msg249357)
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CERN confirms that, yup, they discovered a Higgs Boson (http://talkingpointsmemo.com/news/found-a-higgs-boson.php?ref=fpb)
With this and the new Pope, we can finally have mass.
I like puns a little too much.