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[Brentai]

[12:12] Broomtie: I have to feed other people unfortunately and they do not appreciate a steady diet of games.
[12:12] guild: so don't make any mistakes
[12:12] Broomtie: Because they are HEATHENS.
[12:12] Yeoz: perhaps you should
[12:12] Yeoz: eat them.
[12:12] Yeoz: problem solved
[12:12] Doomykins: no make them eat each other, he's not hungry
[12:12] Broomtie: omg what are you frocto
[12:12] Doomykins: YES
[12:13] * Doomykins removes mask
[12:13] Broomtie: ...
[12:13] * guild puts it back on him
[12:13] Yeoz: lol
[12:13] Broomtie: Say it.
[12:13] guild: that's gross dude
[12:13] Doomykins: fat dick-sucking lips
[12:13] Doomykins: or
[12:13] Doomykins: hello boys and girls
[12:13] Broomtie: There you go.
[12:13] Broomtie: I mean seriously.
[12:13] Broomtie: You are Frocto menacing people with a mask.
[12:13] Broomtie: And you just pulled it off dramatically.
[12:14] Broomtie: It's like his own personal HERE'S JOHNNY.
[12:14] Doomykins: VOOOOOOORE :C  :O
[12:14] Doomykins: :C :O
[12:14] guild: it's more like pee wee herman's greeting
[12:14] Doomykins: :XO
[12:14] Doomykins: :)
[12:14] guild: complete with pedo vibes
[12:14] Broomtie: One of these days he'll be stabbing the twitching corpse of a woman and cheerfully going all "Hello boys and girls!  Today we're snuffing out a bitch!"
[12:14] Cait: Brentai: While filming it?
[12:15] Broomtie: "This is so unintuitive!"
[12:15] Doomykins: "why is this so hard? why is she struggling?"
[12:15] Broomtie: "WE ARE SO GOOD AT RAPING GUYS"
[12:15] Doomykins: "don't tell me how to do this you guys"
[12:15] Doomykins: "I KNOW THAT YOU HAVE TO STAB THE THROAT FIRST"
[12:15] Cait: "I CAN'T FIND HER NECK"
[12:15] Doomykins: "god"
[12:15] Doomykins: HAHAHAHA
[12:15] * Doomykins high-fives Cait

[Brentai]

[12:17] Cait: "Reubens has said that, although he feels confident that he can still portray Pee-wee himself, he would optimally cast Johnny Depp if needed. He even claims that he has spoken to Depp himself and that the actor asked for time to think of it." Re: new Pee-Wee movie.
[12:18] Yeoz: he was on, uh, the tonight show, and was a little weak :\
[12:18] guild: what the fff
[12:18] Cait: "We need someone to portray a somewhat mentally unbalanced person who..." "Johnny Depp."
[12:18] guild: no no just keep doing creepy cameos man
[12:18] Yeoz: http://www.hulu.com/watch/111360/the-tonight-show-with-conan-obrien-pee-wee-herman-part-1
[12:19] guild: don't throw your barely rekindled career into the fire
[12:19] Broomtie: It's a fine line.
[12:20] Broomtie: If it's a comically insane person, Johnny Depp.  If it's a quietly smoldering insane person, Christian Bale.
[12:20] guild: if it's both, al gore

[yyler]

THAT CLIP IS AMAAAAAAAAAAAAZING

It is also fun to imagine Depp's face when his caller ID reads "NOW CALLING: PEE-WEE HERMAN"

[Büge]

[12:14] Broomtie: One of these days he'll be stabbing the twitching corpse of a woman and cheerfully going all "Hello boys and girls!  Today we're snuffing out a bitch!"
[12:14] Cait: Brentai: While filming it?
[12:15] Broomtie: "This is so unintuitive!"
[12:15] Doomykins: "why is this so hard? why is she struggling?"
[12:15] Broomtie: "WE ARE SO GOOD AT RAPING GUYS"
[12:15] Doomykins: "don't tell me how to do this you guys"
[12:15] Doomykins: "I KNOW THAT YOU HAVE TO STAB THE THROAT FIRST"
[12:15] Cait: "I CAN'T FIND HER NECK"
[12:15] Doomykins: "god"

I heard it all in his voice. 

[Thad]

[12:19] guild: don't throw your barely rekindled career into the fire

...but if you're rekindling something, don't you WANT it to be on fire?

[Frocto]

Guild

[yyler]

Thad

[Thad]

Dr. Scott!

[Brentai]

[21:31] Roger: http://img51.imageshack.us/img51/9792/whatisthisidonteven.jpg  Google's street level confuses and frigthens me
[21:31] Yeoz: i'm going to say armadillo
[21:31] Brentai: You just did!
[21:31] Brentai: Are you going to again?
[21:31] Yeoz: that's shedded it's outer skin
[21:31] Yeoz: (do armadillos shed? i don't know)
[21:32] Yeoz: either that or some other type of roadkill
[21:32] Brentai: Aha, he was!
[21:32] Yeoz: i said armadillos not armadillo again
[21:32] Yeoz: does that actually count
[21:33] Brentai: It does now that you said "armadillo".
[21:33] Yeoz: drat.

[Disposable Ninja]

That... looks like a shopping bag.

Probably from the wal-mart.

[Healy]

~~~
Myshu: (Ah shit, Magus has... reverted to a wee childe and started weeping, like a fagson)
Myshu: (Stop crying boy)
DK: lmao a FAGSON?
DK: so offensive
DK: so offensive
* Myshu off the cuff
L_Cully: Magus is a fagson whether he weeps or not.
L_Cully: God I hate Magus
L_Cully: I wish he would burst
DK: lmao I hope magus gets acid in his eye
maggiekarp: DK can you write a story where Magus gets acid in his eye and it has to be replaced by one of Robo's eyes
L_Cully: I hope Magus accidentally inhales a lot of red pepper.
maggiekarp: but Robo hates him so much he makes everything look like Schala's bloated corpse
Rydia: MK you're just trying to offload your drawing responsibilities on DK in the form of writing
SaintNick: why would they waste one of Robo's eyes? They'd just steal a button, or something absurdly watery from a taxedermy shop
Myshu: That's fuckin' morbid, man
~~
DK: Magus squealed like a burning rabbit as Lucca's DeathPenis(TM) Syringe dildo unleashed a torrential font of iris-melting fury. "THAT'S FOR CALLING MY MOM LARA STUMPTEAR!" she howled, running off into the night, tears streaming down her face, hypodermic donger wagging in front of her like a reverse puppy tail that was also a syringe full of acid because she has sexual problems.
maggiekarp: yessss
Myshu: lmao the trademark symbol
DK: It had to be done, cheap Porre knockoffs will flood the market
DK: I hope Magus gets so hungry he has to eat plants he just finds growing around, and those plants are poison ivy.
maggiekarp: "Dalton's back and he has two eyepatches for some reason" "Porre sucks bros, just sayin"
DK: I hope Magus gets a real bad UTI.
maggiekarp: I hope Magus turns Frawg back into a humawn and they have wacky roadtrip adventures Smile
DK: I hope the red dust Magus inhaled during the events at the ocean palace give him a kidney dreamstone and everyone forces him to pass it so Melchior can use it as a weapon and he's giving birth to it swaddled in sweat-soaked sheets and everyone's laughing real hard.
SaintNick: I hope Magus has to buy a car, and it's a used Kia Rio, and the seatbelts fail/
Mozz_Sherman: Magus: The engine likes to flood
Mozz_Sherman: the car always [HONNNNK!]ing stalls
DK: I hope magus gets roofing tar all over his genitalia somehow and has to explain it to his companions
Mozz_Sherman: and the driver's seat has a big rip so a spring always pokes me balllls
Mozz_Sherman: OUCH OUCH OUCH
Mozz_Sherman: I hope someting unpleasant happens to Magus's physical form.
SaintNick: I hope Magus finally finds someone who likes him, just so he has someone he feels like he needs to explain the roofing tar to.
maggiekarp: there were a lot of naked parties in CT, nothing to do with liking
SaintNick: And the roofing tar is just the last straw, so that kind soul calls him a tarbaby, sticks a piece of litter to his junk, and storms off over the unmowed grass.
Mozz_Sherman: and/or bullies him into eating litter
Mozz_Sherman: !quote *litter
Snewman: #361: <DK> Listen, it's crunchy.  Don't knock it until you've tried it. | <Jerm> (DK doesn't actually eat cat litter) | <DK> Uh... yes I do, actually.
DK: I hope Magus gets a winning lottery ticket and feels his spirits rise because now he can finally invest in that Zeal-and-Alfador-and-dead-sister themed miniature Chronogolf course he's been dreaming about since he first felt Ozzie's lash. But it turns out that he mistread it and the 7 was actually a 9 that he scraped too hard, so he wins nothing and he cries that night eating cold beans from the can in a pair of soiled underwear.
SaintNick: DK you're not fooling anyone, that was an episode of My Name is Earl
DK: I think that was every episode of My Name is Earl
Mozz_Sherman: if you add Jaime Pressly being white-trash, yes.
~~~
L_Cully: oh hehe i started a meme with magus ill-wishes.
L_Cully: yay
SaintNick: Someone tell this cigarette to pour me another drink.
DK: I hope Magus meets a woman who he really thinks he's impressing but at the end of the night she puts a cigarette out on his tongue
maggiekarp: I hope Magus gets amnesia and starts wearing a lot of chest-exposing shirts Smile
DK: I hope Magus loses a nipple in a horrible fishing accident.
L_Cully: TCH ONLY 8 REVIEWS FOR THE STORY I POSTED TWO HOURS AGO?
L_Cully: that's only 4 reviews per hour
SaintNick: I hope Magus meets a woman, but decides to miss out on a one night stand on the idea that he can turn it into a more meaningful relationship. He wakes the next morning to find the pocket with her number soaked clean through with his own urine, and the urine of several others.
L_Cully: unacceptable
L_Cully: I hope Magus posts a story in a big fandom and it only gets one reply and it's someone correcting his spelling.
DK: I hope Magus has a drunken one night stand with Gato
SaintNick: I hope Magus finds out he's a hemophiliac after he stubs his toe.
Mozz_Sherman: MY NAME IS GATO, I HAVE SILVER JOINTS, LICK MY GEARBOX, FAGUS, AND EARN 69 SILVER POINTS
Mozz_Sherman: he sings this loud and proud so everyone in the building can hear.
SaintNick: I hope Magus' dad finally makes him get a haircut and a job. He continues to write his bad poetry, while he tells all of his coworkers at Li'l Ceasers he's going somewhere.
DK: call it off, sounds too much like my life
SaintNick: Eventually he just starts telling them he'll be assistant manager next time they have a round of promotions, but that's just as much of a lie.
L_Cully: I hope it's a
L_Cully: MULTICHAPTERED
L_Cully: story.
L_Cully: I hope Magus has to clean out the bathtub and sweep the verandah and put his laundry away and when he pauses for a drink all his lemondrop schnapps is gawne
SaintNick: Magus seems more like a golschlagger person to me
SaintNick: it's got real gold in there. It's like I'm drinking rich people!
DK: I hope Magus is still struggling with his tam o'shanter while he's heading down the icy front steps and he slips, landing hard on his hip and driving the pencil he has in his pocket into his left testicle
Mozz_Sherman: i hope magus doesn't even know the joy of tasting lemon schnapps thus never had it in his cup to begin with.
Mozz_Sherman: you know, we're kinda being dicks to him, now.
SaintNick: I hope Magus realizes how much he deserves for us to be dicks to him.
~~~
L_Cully: I hope Frawg never runs out of lemondrop schnapps ^-^
maggiekarp: I hope Magus finds out just how good Frawg is to him
~~~
Myshu: It's neko time http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=5474286
maggiekarp: meow meow whatever |:3
DK: it's never neko time
maggiekarp: I hope Magus finds someone that understands neko time :3
L_Cully: I hope Magus gets stuck in neko time :3
maggiekarp: I got some pictures of Magus making neko time awkward for his past self
~~~
DK: Also I got in trouble for griefing on SS13 because being made a revolutionary is apparently not carte blanche to stab a sleeping crewmember in the eyes with the screwdriver over and over until he's blind, then weld him into a closet
L_Cully: I hope all that happens to Magus.

[Walker]

What in the hell was that? 

[Büge]

I don't know, but now I've forgotten my punchline!

[Kazz]

[00:57] <Mesh> it'd be cool if people were like dogs
[00:57] <Mesh> where like
[00:57] <Mesh> if you randomly started beating them off, they wouldn't call the cops

[Walker]

[19:26] John: do you know where I can get good, but cheap, modding done?
[19:26] John: I gotta mod my dick to fuck foreign chicks.
[19:26] Walker: Uh... your dick ought to be region-free, man.
[19:26] John: you sure? it's an 87 model...
[19:27] Walker: Mine's an '82 model and it's region-free.
[19:27] John: well then, I am in business.
[19:27] John: as soon as I find a foreign chick willing to fuck me.
[19:27] Walker: Yes.
[19:27] Walker: That's the problem.  Importing them is a bitch.
[19:28] John: I could get one of those mail order brides, but then I'd have to feed it and take care of it...I've already got a hamster, dammit.
[19:29] Walker: And I've got a cat.
[19:29] Walker: I'm sure there's a pussy joke here somewhere.
[19:29] John: actually I was just gonna quote, "a cat is fine too."

[Beat Bandit]

<Mr_Saturn> http://tomopop.com/megahouse-s-one-piece-strong-edition-nico-robin-and-usopp-pre-orders-open-10497.phtml OH GOD NICO ROBIN WITH GLASSES
<Mr_Saturn> HNNNNNG
<Rygaron> I came.
<Brentai> I saw.
<Friday> I came.

[Walker]

Quality. 

[Frocto]

fuck you rygaron

[Beat Bandit]

Frocto, when the fuck are we just going to have some sex so we can get all this tension out?

[Frocto]

never

you are a hideous hambeast