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Title: Chocolate Wolf II
Post by: Brentai on June 11, 2008, 03:24:14 PM
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DAY 0

"Wazzaaaaap, nigs?  Chocolate Land here be the HIZZOOOOOOUSE!"

And so do 13 brave settlers happen upon the fertile and sweet fields of Chocolate Land, once a prosperous commune under the dicstatorship of one Kazz, and since laid to ruin by the Great Wolf Squizzle.  But it has been a long time thus, and the fields grow once again with cookie flowers, and the partially melted bunnies once again hop merrily upon the literally honeyed fields, underneath the Easy-Bake grandaddy sun.  All that is missing of Chocolate Land's former glory are the exuberant Chocolate Folk, and that is what these settlers have come to rectify.

"Sheeeeit," says Kazz, not the same Kazz who so long ago failed quite miserably in his duty to protect his kingdom, "Dis Chocolate Land be TITE!"

"Hear hear!  Bully!" shouts one of the settlers.

"Wait, whizzat?  Who da funk said dat?" says Classic, looking around at his fellow pioneers, all acting as inauspicious as possible.  "Dat don' sound like no Chocolate Folk jibba to me!"

"Sheeeeit," says Niku, "I think we got sum Werecrackas up ins!"

"Gatdam Werecrackas!" cries SoraCross, "All tryin' to dip theyselves in our delicious chocolate blood!"

"Kill da Werecrackas!" shouts everybody in unison.

"Wait," says O.Hakubi, "Who be the Werecrackas?"

Who, indeed, o Reader?

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NIGHT 0

There are 14 pilgrims to the Chocolate Kingdom.

Classic, the Caravan leader.
Niku, the driver.
Kazz, riding Shotgun.
SoraCross, the whore.
O.Hakubi, the cook.
Guildenstern, the bum who stowed away in the back.
Constantine.  He fights demons.
Upthorn, an amusing midget they found on the side of the road.
Newbie has dysentery.
LaserBeing, the lumberjack (from the future).
Norondor, the medic that nobody will leave the hell alone.
Bongo Bill, the Fool.
Friday, the only woman for miles.
Ensign McSnackfood, the security officer.

0 pilgrims have died on account of the Werecrackas.

Night roles are being sent out.
The Seer and The Devil have a Night 0 Scry.
Day 1 will begin after scries are sent out.

Good luck.
Title: Re: Chocolate Wolf II
Post by: Royal☭ on June 11, 2008, 03:31:59 PM
WARNING

IT'S A TRAP!  IT'S A TRAP!

IT'S A MOTHERFUCKIN' TRAP
Title: Re: Chocolate Wolf II
Post by: Kazz on June 11, 2008, 03:33:25 PM
Ensign McSnackfood!  Go check out what's beyond that ridge!  The one with teeth!
Title: Re: Chocolate Wolf II
Post by: LaserBeing on June 11, 2008, 03:44:10 PM
Joke's on the wolves. We're all full of theobromine and poisonous to dogs!
Title: Re: Chocolate Wolf II
Post by: Friday on June 11, 2008, 03:44:48 PM
fuckin' wolfcrakcas be nibbling my hos bitoch and you best bet i's gettin all up in da hizzzOUUUUUSE and shi'. damn, a girl can't find a decen penicks 'round heah
Title: Re: Chocolate Wolf II
Post by: Royal☭ on June 11, 2008, 03:46:21 PM
 :facepalm:
Title: Re: Chocolate Wolf II
Post by: Friday on June 11, 2008, 03:52:20 PM
I say good chap, do you take issue with my linguistic expression lifestyle choice? May I remind you that under the rule of Good Kazz III, all forms of lifestyle choices were legalized and those barbaric enough to question Kazz's decree were raped until sadly sufficiently sodomized?

Cause I could go for some sodomy.
Title: Re: Chocolate Wolf II
Post by: Royal☭ on June 11, 2008, 03:58:23 PM
 :facepalm:
Title: Re: Chocolate Wolf II
Post by: Guild on June 11, 2008, 04:05:06 PM
(http://img385.imageshack.us/img385/2937/seerlynchtd5.png)
-Night 0 Games-
Title: Re: Chocolate Wolf II
Post by: Koah on June 11, 2008, 04:12:00 PM
I've been looking through the caravans and I just noticed that nobody packed any food.  Unless we can find something to eat in the Chocolate Kingdom we're all gonna starve.

Things look pretty grim, guys.  :sadpanda:
Title: Re: Chocolate Wolf II
Post by: Classic on June 11, 2008, 04:46:17 PM
You shot a  :sadpanda: ... You got 3213 lbs. of food... You could only carry 200lbs back to the wagon.
Title: Re: Chocolate Wolf II
Post by: upthorn on June 11, 2008, 04:48:28 PM
How could all of these  :sadpanda: s have surrounded us without anybody seeing a thing? Surely somebody must have seen something!
Title: Re: Chocolate Wolf II
Post by: Brentai on June 11, 2008, 04:54:12 PM
"Sheeeeeit!!!"

And lo, everyone rushes from their delicious feast of IMAGINATION within the chocolatey caravan to find out who is that shouted thus.  They are all, however, immediately stricken dumb by the sight of Ensign McSnackfood's dessicated corpse.  What is left of his syrupy body is covered in white, flaky crumbs... proof that he was, in fact, a victim of the dastardly Werecrackas.

"Damn fool di'nt even make it TO da ridge," mumbles Kazz, "Whadda lame sun'bitch."

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DAY 1

There are 13 pilgrims throwing up their IMAGINATION.
Classic
Niku
Kazz
SoraCross
O.Hakubi
Guildenstern
Constantine
Upthorn
Newbie
LaserBeing
Norondor
Bongo Bill
Friday


1 pilgrim and the Werecrackas are two great tastes that go DEADLY together.
Ensign McSnackfood

It takes 7 votes to turn a Chocolate Man into IMAGINATION.

Lynch will not occur until 24 hours have passed or all players have logged in.
Title: Re: Chocolate Wolf II
Post by: Classic on June 11, 2008, 04:56:41 PM
'Sup Chocos?
Title: Re: Chocolate Wolf II
Post by: LaserBeing on June 11, 2008, 05:06:23 PM
Who would have guessed the guy in the red candy shell would get it first? These wolf-cracker-things are already fucking doing it wrong:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t_Ouzida9sk (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t_Ouzida9sk)
Title: Re: Chocolate Wolf II
Post by: Guild on June 11, 2008, 05:09:03 PM
Everyone take a bite out of the person to your right and then try to whistle.

Edit: ...my homies, yo.
Title: Re: Chocolate Wolf II
Post by: upthorn on June 11, 2008, 05:49:41 PM
Oh lawd, only two of us knows how to whistle!
Title: Re: Chocolate Wolf II
Post by: jsnlxndrlv on June 11, 2008, 07:11:30 PM
Hey guys, I'm not going to use any sensible strategies like "IF I AM SEER" or "VOTE FOR THE LAST PERSON TO POST" this game.
Title: Re: Chocolate Wolf II
Post by: Royal☭ on June 11, 2008, 07:14:34 PM
If I am the seer, newbie should shut the hell up
Title: Re: Chocolate Wolf II
Post by: Kazz on June 11, 2008, 08:13:26 PM
Here's something that I think Newbie doesn't seem to understand.  The wolves are very likely to be capable of deductive reasoning.

Let's say you claim that X is a wolf.  Let's say they know that X person isn't a wolf, because they would know that sort of thing.  You just came out and said, "Hey, wolves, I'm not the seer.  Look elsewhere."

Since the forum version of the game features PMing, the Seer has contacted everybody that he has scried as innocent, and told them about everybody he has scried as a wolf.  This is the "inno voting bloc" phenomenon.  If he played "If I am the seer" during his life, he actually sabotages this arrangement; the wolves now know every "Confirmed" innocent, and will pick them off one by one, annihilating the bloc.

Here I am making the bet that Newbie isn't the ninja this time.  I know, I know, Gambler's Folly.
Title: Re: Chocolate Wolf II
Post by: Bongo Bill on June 11, 2008, 08:22:06 PM
"Fallacy," innit?
Title: Re: Chocolate Wolf II
Post by: Kazz on June 11, 2008, 08:26:26 PM
idk my bff rose
Title: Re: Chocolate Wolf II
Post by: jsnlxndrlv on June 12, 2008, 12:09:55 AM
Okay, Kazz, if you're so smart, what do you recommend the seer do if he should identify a wolf with his first scry?  There's no voting bloc to go to!  If he says "hey, guys, vote for Jim", the wolves immediately say "that's a seer" and lynch him.  If he stays silent, he runs the risk of being lynched or killed before he can scry again.  He can PM a random third player expecting that this person will PROBABLY be an innocent and encourage him to post the wolf's identity in the thread, but since there's no reason a wolf couldn't pull that same move, the third party has no reason to trust the seer.

"If I am seer" isn't a great solution, but I don't see a better one.
Title: Re: Chocolate Wolf II
Post by: Classic on June 12, 2008, 05:40:01 AM
Kazz's counter-argument to the strategy is pretty convincing, Newbie. I'm not sure why you keep suggesting it.
Title: Re: Chocolate Wolf II
Post by: Norondor on June 12, 2008, 06:01:56 AM
Norondor
Title: Re: Chocolate Wolf II
Post by: Royal☭ on June 12, 2008, 06:38:22 AM
Sure why not.

Slowpoke
Title: Re: Chocolate Wolf II
Post by: Kazz on June 12, 2008, 10:51:14 AM
Okay, Kazz, if you're so smart, what do you recommend the seer do if he should identify a wolf with his first scry?  There's no voting bloc to go to!  If he says "hey, guys, vote for Jim", the wolves immediately say "that's a seer" and lynch him.  If he stays silent, he runs the risk of being lynched or killed before he can scry again.  He can PM a random third player expecting that this person will PROBABLY be an innocent and encourage him to post the wolf's identity in the thread, but since there's no reason a wolf couldn't pull that same move, the third party has no reason to trust the seer.

"If I am seer" isn't a great solution, but I don't see a better one.

Well, if you'd been paying attention for the past half-dozen games, you'd see that we tend to do the following.

The seer posts in the thread, saying:
 
"I'm a seer.  X is a wolf.  Baner, protect me, but do not contact me or anyone else privately.  If X isn't a wolf, the innocents should go ahead and kill me."

And then that happens.

You see, the wolves dying is way more important than the seer staying alive.  Many innocent teams have won with sheer deductive reasoning.  That said, this game includes a baner, and there's no fool, and the wolves don't have a devil, so the wolves would have to run around killing everybody but the seer until they hit the baner.

edit: I guess the wolves do have a devil.  Doesn't change much about my point, though.

And, yes, it could be a clever wolf trick, but so could absolutely everything, and it's a clever wolf trick that gets the wolf killed the following day.
Title: Re: Chocolate Wolf II
Post by: Bongo Bill on June 12, 2008, 11:50:10 AM
Eh, whatever. Newbie
Title: Re: Chocolate Wolf II
Post by: upthorn on June 12, 2008, 12:20:54 PM
Newbie works for me.
Title: Re: Chocolate Wolf II
Post by: Guild on June 12, 2008, 12:43:40 PM
Q) How does a wolf laugh on the internet?

A) wofl


Norondor for voting for himself. I doubt even a noob seer would do that.

Voting Newbie for an ongoing argument is as arbitrary as voting last poster, imo.
Title: Re: Chocolate Wolf II
Post by: Bongo Bill on June 12, 2008, 02:47:00 PM
Norondor. Somebody once said that voting for yourself deserves death but I wanted to see more discussion happening.
Title: Re: Chocolate Wolf II
Post by: jsnlxndrlv on June 12, 2008, 05:28:06 PM
I'm on board with Norondor.
Title: Re: Chocolate Wolf II
Post by: Air on June 12, 2008, 05:51:23 PM
Newbie.
Title: Re: Chocolate Wolf II
Post by: Norondor on June 12, 2008, 08:06:14 PM
Awesome, we're voting. Newbie, on account'a i ain't no wolf.
Title: Re: Chocolate Wolf II
Post by: Norondor on June 12, 2008, 08:13:55 PM
And for now, Guild, Bongo Bill and Newbie all get a flag in my mental game of minesweeper here
Title: Re: Chocolate Wolf II
Post by: Koah on June 12, 2008, 08:20:27 PM
Unless you're all on the same side and this is just a massive Xanatos Gambit on your part.

...

Just sayin'.
Title: Re: Chocolate Wolf II
Post by: jsnlxndrlv on June 12, 2008, 08:55:21 PM
I just voted for Nor since I'd assumed him voting for himself was an indication that he didn't really want to play.  I guess we just need Niku and Friday to report in, and then the bandwagon on me can really begin!

Bongo Bill.  Curious why Nor would vote for me over Bongo, when Bongo did it first.  But then you guys could be the innocent bloc, in which case there's mud on my face.
Title: Re: Chocolate Wolf II
Post by: Classic on June 12, 2008, 09:08:44 PM
Friday being quiet could be amazing bad news...
I guess I want to bank on Boingo and Not being an innocent bloc. Newbie.
Title: Re: Chocolate Wolf II
Post by: Bongo Bill on June 12, 2008, 09:32:09 PM
I don't know about Newbie after all. I'm willing to believe Norondor was just testing the waters but that's still a dumb thing to do.
Title: Re: Chocolate Wolf II
Post by: Kazz on June 12, 2008, 09:34:08 PM
And if Newbie ends up being a wolf, I don't want to look like his accomplice by not voting for him!

 :victory:
Title: Re: Chocolate Wolf II
Post by: Norondor on June 12, 2008, 10:14:02 PM
Unless you're all on the same side and this is just a massive Xanatos Gambit on your part.

...

Just sayin'.

Aren't there only three wolves? I forget now. Guess i'll go check the other thread when i'm done here!

Anyway, to be honest i am only voting newbie because of the fact that this is turn one, and until someone dies, the game will be in limbo perpetually. Odds are it's a bad move, but it's at least a thing we can all do!

(also by flag i guess i meant question mark, since, i mean, bandwagoning.)
Title: Re: Chocolate Wolf II
Post by: jsnlxndrlv on June 12, 2008, 10:20:43 PM
I'm assuming I'm dead, then, since it's been 24 hours.
Title: Re: Chocolate Wolf II
Post by: Kazz on June 12, 2008, 10:21:09 PM
Norondor figured out Werewolf pretty quickly.

Quicker than Newbie, the game's inventor.

Weird.
Title: Re: Chocolate Wolf II
Post by: Brentai on June 12, 2008, 10:30:16 PM
I'm assuming I'm dead, then, since it's been 24 hours.

I only count six votes.
Title: Re: Chocolate Wolf II
Post by: jsnlxndrlv on June 12, 2008, 10:32:31 PM
Norondor figured out Werewolf pretty quickly.

Quicker than Newbie, the game's inventor.

Weird.

Man, I'm not the game's inventor, I just steal ideas and then try to use them in inappropriate places.  Sometimes it works (werewolf) and sometimes it doesn't (if I am seer).
Title: Re: Chocolate Wolf II
Post by: upthorn on June 12, 2008, 10:45:44 PM
I'm assuming I'm dead, then, since it's been 24 hours.
Newbie - BongoBill, Upthorn, SoraCross, Norondor, Classic, Kazz = 6
Norondor - Guildenstern = 1
BongoBill - Newbie = 1
No vote - Niku, Ohakubi, Constantine, LaserBeing, Friday = 5
Title: Re: Chocolate Wolf II
Post by: Guild on June 12, 2008, 11:21:53 PM
For the record:

I was against voting Newbie. The only reason I voted Norondor at all was becuase it was obvious everyone was going to use metagame logic to pick the target and I wanted to offer a potential alternate.

I am suspicious of Bongo's votechanging (bloodthirsty much?).

I now vote Newbie to help end the day.
Title: Re: Chocolate Wolf II
Post by: Brentai on June 12, 2008, 11:43:59 PM
7 votes reached.
24-hour time limit has passed.

Newbie: 7 votes (Classic, Kazz, SoraCross, Guildenstern, Upthorn, Norondor, Bongo Bill)
Bongo Bill: 1 vote (Newbie)

You've decided to lynch Newbie!

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"CHOCOLATE BEEEEEEEEEEAM!"

Newbie screams as he feels the pain of the mighty Chocolate Beam, fired from the hearts of the united Chocolate Folk.  Under the intense heat of the Chocolate Energy, Newbie liquifies and melts into a delicious puddle, thus evaporating into great tasty mists of IMAGINATION.

There is, of course, nothing out of the ordinary about this death, for it is the way of all Chocolate Folk when their brethren turn their hungry white teeth upon them to feast upon their untapped IMAGINATION.  No indeed, there is nothing out of the ordinary about Newbie's death, for there is in fact nothing out of the ordinary about Newbie.

"At least... I got... chicken!" Newbie rasps as he evaporates away, into the IMAGINATION catchers greedily held out by O.Hakubi and Guildenstern.

Newbie was an ordinary Innocent.

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NIGHT 1

12 pilgrims remain in Chocolate Land.
Classic
Niku
Kazz
SoraCross
O.Hakubi
Guildenstern
Constantine
Upthorn
LaserBeing
Norondor
Bongo Bill
Friday

2 pilgrims are :imagination:
Ensign McSnackfood
Newbie

Seers, please PM me with your scries.
Wolves, please decide on a night kill.
Title: Re: Chocolate Wolf II
Post by: Guild on June 12, 2008, 11:48:57 PM
 ::(:


Edit:

(http://img214.imageshack.us/img214/9940/werewolfintermissionot5.png)
Title: Re: Chocolate Wolf II
Post by: jsnlxndrlv on June 12, 2008, 11:58:29 PM
Don't frown, Guild, it was inevitable.  I'd been gathering bad karma over the past few games.  MAYBE I WILL LEARN FROM THIS.
Title: Re: Chocolate Wolf II
Post by: Brentai on June 13, 2008, 11:11:20 PM
Holding off on the update until I wake up.  You guys get an extra night to waffle, I guess.
Title: Re: Chocolate Wolf II
Post by: Brentai on June 14, 2008, 07:42:13 AM
Friday sits cross-legged upon her pink bean pillow, wearing grey sweats and snacking on Ho-Hos and pondering just whose baby mama she gonna be.

"Pardon me," whispers a calm voice behind her, "Could you perhaps inform me as to where the Chocolate woman is located?"

Friday closes her eyes.  "Sheeeeeit," she groans, "Not again."

The next day the pilgrims find her smeared all over the floor and walls of her coach, with Werecracka crumbs spread all over.

Other than her particularly luscious breasts, Friday was just a regular Innocent.

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DAY 2

There are 11 pilgrims who may have forgotten they're playing.
Classic
Niku
Kazz
SoraCross
O.Hakubi
Guildenstern
Constantine
Upthorn
LaserBeing
Norondor
Bongo Bill

3 pilgrims had better survive until Day 2 next time or there will be blood.
Ensign McSnackfood
Newbie
Friday

It takes 6 votes to bring on the night.

Lynch will not occur until 24 hours have passed or all players have logged in.
Title: Re: Chocolate Wolf II
Post by: Kazz on June 14, 2008, 08:46:44 AM
It is ironic that we sometimes struggle to get people to play these games, then kill them off almost immediately.

(http://kazz.rooms.cwal.net/jubalearly.jpg) Does that seem right to you?
Title: Re: Chocolate Wolf II
Post by: Friday on June 14, 2008, 10:58:57 AM
Yeah, I think I actually cannot play werewolf anymore.
Title: Re: Chocolate Wolf II
Post by: Kazz on June 14, 2008, 11:01:49 AM
Something about our respective reputations over the past hundred wolf games has made many of us too dangerous to keep around.

If the wolves hadn't killed Friday, the innocents probably would have done so today.

I'm tired of the patterns.  This could be the final Wolf game for a long time.
Title: Re: Chocolate Wolf II
Post by: Guild on June 14, 2008, 11:22:13 AM
Final game for YOU maybe.

I'm still building my (wtf is guild doing now) reputation.
Title: Re: Chocolate Wolf II
Post by: Arc on June 14, 2008, 11:30:25 AM
It was heartening once Kazz was no longer the obligatory sacrifice in wolf games.

It was disheartening once Friday became the new obligatory sacrifice in wolf games.
Title: Re: Chocolate Wolf II
Post by: Air on June 14, 2008, 11:40:22 AM
If I am a wolf, Kazz is a wolf.
Title: Re: Chocolate Wolf II
Post by: Kazz on June 14, 2008, 12:09:02 PM
That's a new one.
Title: Re: Chocolate Wolf II
Post by: Bongo Bill on June 14, 2008, 02:45:29 PM
Gonna make sure my next game is small.
Title: Re: Chocolate Wolf II
Post by: Guild on June 14, 2008, 03:19:41 PM
If I am a wolf, Kazz is a wolf.

That is the coolest move ever.

SoraCross, consider this my respect.
Title: Re: Chocolate Wolf II
Post by: Kazz on June 14, 2008, 03:28:15 PM
And if he's not a wolf, he's an innocent trying to get killed in a game with no idiot.

And if he is a wolf, he's just trying to get himself and then me killed.  Which only makes any sense to do if I'm not a wolf.

So the only way that move makes any sense is if he's a seer, and he's trying to get killed to confirm his scry on me.  However, if he was going to risk his life that way, he should probably have just come out and said "I'm a seer, Kazz is a wolf."

Note also that he didn't vote for me.

I mean.  Bra-fucking-vo.

SoraCross.
Title: Re: Chocolate Wolf II
Post by: Bongo Bill on June 14, 2008, 04:12:25 PM
SoraCross needs to go.
Title: Re: Chocolate Wolf II
Post by: LaserBeing on June 14, 2008, 04:54:36 PM
I don't know guys... don't you think a real wolf would have had a slightly less completely inept plan? You guys seem awfully quick to jump on him for no real reason. Then again maybe I'm just sort of sympathetic because I remember the time I was Simo Belmo and I said something idiotic in the forum and almost got executed for it. I mean, if you guys really think Sora might be a wolf then go for it, I don't have any other ideas right now (although I'm looking pretty hard at you, BongoBill). But the odds of a wolf just walking up and hilariously handing himself over on the second day, I dunno. Seems too good to be true.
Title: Re: Chocolate Wolf II
Post by: Guild on June 14, 2008, 04:56:44 PM
ALWAYS LYNCH LIARS

ALWAYS LYNCH IDIOTS

SEE PYOKO VS WFE

Edit: Before we kill this scum, is there anything he'd like to say in his own defense? (hands him a shovel with a smile (C) 2008 Guildenstern)
Title: Re: Chocolate Wolf II
Post by: LaserBeing on June 14, 2008, 05:08:32 PM
Point taken.

SoraCross.
Title: Re: Chocolate Wolf II
Post by: Bongo Bill on June 14, 2008, 05:14:26 PM
I'm looking pretty hard at you, BongoBill
Okay.
Title: Re: Chocolate Wolf II
Post by: Air on June 14, 2008, 06:20:57 PM
So it's you kazz and bongo huh?

I'm the devil.

I scried Friday night 0 plain innocent and Constantine last night plain innocent. Tell Kazz.
Guildenstern.
Title: Re: Chocolate Wolf II
Post by: upthorn on June 14, 2008, 06:29:23 PM
ALWAYS LYNCH IDIOTS
oh okay. Guildenstern
Title: Re: Chocolate Wolf II
Post by: Guild on June 14, 2008, 06:33:20 PM
lol wut

Edit: It's a fake. Good job reading Pyoko vs WFE though.
Title: Re: Chocolate Wolf II
Post by: Kazz on June 14, 2008, 06:34:59 PM
Guildenstern!
Title: Re: Chocolate Wolf II
Post by: Bongo Bill on June 14, 2008, 06:38:32 PM
Soracross, you're saying that Guild (whom you allege to be the devil) contacted you without first confirming that you're white, and also had suspicions about two others, whom he did not contact?

I mean, that might be the case. I'm just not sure why I should believe you. Vote temporarily rescinded.
Title: Re: Chocolate Wolf II
Post by: Kazz on June 14, 2008, 07:32:03 PM
Actually...

[8:30] <Guild> so you are a wolf hey
[8:30] <Guild> well well well
[8:44] <Guild> this is VERY interesting on my end
[8:44] <Guild> VERY interesting

I didn't see it for an hour, and by that time he was gone.

I think Guild figured out who the wolves were all on his own.

(He is wrong.  At least, he's wrong about me.)

Of course, this puts a HUGE question mark on what the hell SoraCross is trying to do; if he IS a wolf, he wouldn't have posted the Devil's identity right away.  So you've totally freaking got me.
Title: Re: Chocolate Wolf II
Post by: Guild on June 14, 2008, 07:57:51 PM
Living Will in case I'm lynched:

Kill these people: SoraCross (see logic) Constantine (see fake PM) Upthorn (see vote)

Kazz is something innocent. I am a vanilla innocent. The innocent do not fear the grave.
Title: Re: Chocolate Wolf II
Post by: upthorn on June 14, 2008, 08:17:59 PM
Hahaha, it's funny that you think I'm a wolf. It just proves that I voted correctly based on the "Always lynch idiots" guideline.
PS: Up until I read that post, I was totally going to vote for SoraCross because he had a bandwagon on him.
Title: Re: Chocolate Wolf II
Post by: Bongo Bill on June 14, 2008, 11:55:57 PM
Well, I'm not scum either. I guess I'll choose to believe Kazz as well for now. So I guess either SoraCross is lying, or Guild is really terrible at guessing who's white.
Title: Re: Chocolate Wolf II
Post by: Royal☭ on June 15, 2008, 05:57:05 AM
So, yeah, Guildenstern and Soracross are probably working together here.

SoraCross
Title: Re: Chocolate Wolf II
Post by: Koah on June 15, 2008, 06:53:59 AM
So if we lynch SoraCross we can find out if Kazz is a wolf, right?
Title: Re: Chocolate Wolf II
Post by: Kazz on June 15, 2008, 10:23:17 AM
Only if SoraCross turns out to be the Seer.
Title: Re: Chocolate Wolf II
Post by: Koah on June 15, 2008, 10:25:55 AM
Only if SoraCross turns out to be the Seer.

Vote retracted.
Title: Re: Chocolate Wolf II
Post by: Kazz on June 15, 2008, 10:32:26 AM
Okay.

Anyway, we're killing Guildenstern, because he's trying something, and you know what that means!
Title: Re: Chocolate Wolf II
Post by: Guild on June 15, 2008, 11:03:07 AM
This is an admittedly clever trap to try to get us to lynch an innocent. The flaw is that I don't care because I've already posted my list, and at the very least SoraCross will die immediately after me. Trading 2 innos for 1 wolf is an acceptable trade in my book :D

I'm flattered at being so expertly imitated!
Title: Re: Chocolate Wolf II
Post by: Kazz on June 15, 2008, 12:48:28 PM
This is not a clever trap.  This is retarded.  Every angle of this is retarded.
Title: Re: Chocolate Wolf II
Post by: Bongo Bill on June 15, 2008, 01:11:01 PM
It's so retarded that I'm paralyzed and I can't decide which of those chuckleheads needs to be bumped off.

Well, let's get rid of Guildenstern.
Title: Re: Chocolate Wolf II
Post by: Guild on June 15, 2008, 04:03:49 PM
If I am a wolf, Kazz is a wolf.

That is the coolest move ever.

SoraCross, consider this my respect.

...wait a minute. Kazz.
Title: Re: Chocolate Wolf II
Post by: Royal☭ on June 15, 2008, 05:05:45 PM
Guildenstern
Title: Re: Chocolate Wolf II
Post by: Classic on June 16, 2008, 12:49:35 PM
SoraCross, because if he is the seer, we innocents are basically fucked anyhow.
Title: Re: Chocolate Wolf II
Post by: Guild on June 16, 2008, 07:59:08 PM
Get your votes off of SoraCross. If he's the seer we need him. Baner, protect him tonight.

I am advocating a vote for me if it saves SoraCross. Vote Kazz or me.

Sora has made a seer claim. Proper procedure dictates we lynch his target then lynch him tomorrow if his target was inno.
Title: Re: Chocolate Wolf II
Post by: Kazz on June 16, 2008, 09:56:36 PM
you already admitted to being the devil, you ass.
Title: Re: Chocolate Wolf II
Post by: Air on June 17, 2008, 12:57:56 AM
Quote from: Guildenstern
(http://i148.photobucket.com/albums/s7/SoraCross/33964-rsb-i-f-devil-01-ad.jpg)

Quote from: WFE
(http://i148.photobucket.com/albums/s7/SoraCross/supersmashbrosbrawl.jpg)
Title: Re: Chocolate Wolf II
Post by: Koah on June 17, 2008, 06:43:26 AM
Guild, I guess.
Title: Re: Chocolate Wolf II
Post by: Kazz on June 17, 2008, 09:54:14 AM
Has it been 48 hours?
Title: Re: Chocolate Wolf II
Post by: Guild on June 17, 2008, 12:49:18 PM
you already admitted to being the devil, you ass.

Did I?

:)

It kinda seems like nobody's playing anymore.
Title: Re: Chocolate Wolf II
Post by: Kazz on June 17, 2008, 02:06:01 PM
Not surprised.
Title: Re: Chocolate Wolf II
Post by: Brentai on June 17, 2008, 02:19:27 PM
Has it been 48 hours?

Yes, but this game has no time cap.  Looks like this day's going to drag on fore

Guild, I guess.

6 votes reached.
24-hour time limit has passed.

Kazz: 1 vote (Guildenstern)
SoraCross: 2 votes (Classic, LaserBeing)
Guildenstern: 6 votes (Kazz, SoraCross, O.Hakubi, Constantine, Upthorn, Bongo Bill)

You've decided to lynch Guildenstern!

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"'Sup homez," says Guildenstern, walking in on a group of Chocolate Folk plotting to kill him and devour his IMAGINATION, "Wanna go huntin'?"

"Huntin' for wha?" Bongo Bill asks, "White wimmin?"

"Nah man, huntin'," he brandishes his Wal-Mart bought hunting rifle for effect, "Y'know, deer, buck, dat sorta thang."

"Nigga WHAT?" cries Upthorn, "Aint no fly Chocy go huntin' like sum cracka redneck!  You mus' be a WERECRACKA!"

With honed reflexes and in one fluid motion, Upthorn tackles Guildenstern to the ground and pulls on his face.  In shreds, the masque of the Chocolate Man tears off of Guildenstern, revealing his true face... that of another Chocolate Man.

"I, uh, huh," grunts Upthorn, "Guess I was wrong."

"No, waiddaminute!" Constantine jumps up and says, "Dat ain't any Chocolate bruddah, that's..."

(http://i225.photobucket.com/albums/dd145/Brentai/blackdickcheney.jpg)

BLACK DICK CHENEY!!!!!

"Oh, I get it," Kazz groans, "He's the Devil."

hi there was going to be something funny here but i have to take my sister to the hospital

night roles
Title: Re: Chocolate Wolf II
Post by: Kazz on June 17, 2008, 03:18:12 PM
 :humpf:

one retard down
Title: Re: Chocolate Wolf II
Post by: Guild on June 17, 2008, 03:48:23 PM
DAMN


Edit: Oh your sister! Good luck brother. My secular prayers go out to your family.
Title: Re: Chocolate Wolf II
Post by: Brentai on June 17, 2008, 07:59:48 PM
"Well, I guess I can take mah sweet-ass time tonight," Classic says in his modest, but lavishly decorated cabin.  "Aint no night gonna be able to proceed without..."

"SURPRISE, SEER!" cry the Werecrackas as they leap into his cabin.

"Sheeeeeit!  How'd you crackas know?" Classic gasps.

"Well, I think mayhap the BIG CRYSTAL BALL in the middle of your cabin may have given us a clue," scoffs the main Werecracka, a dapper looking gentleman by the name of [spoiler]        [/spoiler].

"Well," Classic sighs, closing his eyes and awaiting the inevitable, "At least I got..."

"No, sorry," interrupts [spoiler]        [/spoiler], "We stole all your chicken."

"..........gat damn it."

Classic was the Seer!

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"Aint no werecracka gonna get me, no suh," mumbles Kazz to himself, "Aint no werecracka gonna get me, not with mah..."

"SURPRISE, SUCKA!" shouts a mysterious armed man as he drives by and shoots Kazz in the face.

"Sheeeeeit!  Killed by my one weakness!  BULLETS FROM A GUN!"  Kazz then dies ironically.

Kazz was the Baner!

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DAY 3

There are 8 pilgrims... and one last chance!!!
Niku
SoraCross
O.Hakubi
Constantine
Upthorn
LaserBeing
Norondor
Bongo Bill

6 pilgrims will never be the same!!!
Ensign McSnackfood
Newbie
Friday
Guildenstern
Classic
Kazz

It takes 5 votes to enter... endgame!!!

Lynch will not occur until 24 hours have passed or all players have logged in.
Title: Re: Chocolate Wolf II
Post by: Royal☭ on June 17, 2008, 08:01:29 PM
Soracross
Title: Re: Chocolate Wolf II
Post by: Air on June 17, 2008, 08:07:42 PM
We're fucked without the baner, huh?
Title: Re: Chocolate Wolf II
Post by: Kazz on June 17, 2008, 08:34:12 PM
wtg vigilante

w
t
g
Title: Re: Chocolate Wolf II
Post by: Friday on June 17, 2008, 08:54:28 PM
hahahahahahahahaha
Title: Re: Chocolate Wolf II
Post by: Air on June 17, 2008, 10:00:16 PM
Kazz.
Title: Re: Chocolate Wolf II
Post by: upthorn on June 17, 2008, 10:11:28 PM
Kazz was the Baner!
:derp: :lol: :whoops:

Well, SoraCross it is.
Title: Re: Chocolate Wolf II
Post by: Kazz on June 17, 2008, 10:13:07 PM
Kazz.

is this a serious vote
Title: Re: Chocolate Wolf II
Post by: Brentai on June 17, 2008, 10:47:16 PM
...I kind of wanted to see how the rest of this would play out, but honestly, it's time to put this game to a merciful end.

Niku, LaserBeing and O.Hakubi wolfpile on SoraCross to accomplish the finishing inno lynch.

Bongo Bill flips out and kills himself.

Upthorn tries to stop the uprising, but he used his last bullet to kill the baner.

The Chocolate Folk are completely subjugated and endure centuries of slavery until a guy with an awesome hat comes along.

White Power!

White Power!

http://youtube.com/watch?v=nTQOpibv_OA
Title: Re: Chocolate Wolf II
Post by: Niku on June 17, 2008, 11:34:06 PM
 :victory:

this is my first post in the thread
Title: Re: Chocolate Wolf II
Post by: Air on June 17, 2008, 11:37:38 PM
WHY DO I ALWAYS LOSE!!  :MENDOZAAAAA: :MENDOZAAAAA: :MENDOZAAAAA:
Title: Re: Chocolate Wolf II
Post by: Guild on June 18, 2008, 01:34:59 AM
:D
Title: Re: Chocolate Wolf II
Post by: McFrugal on June 18, 2008, 05:02:36 AM
Might I add that the opposite of "If I'm a wolf, X is a wolf" is "If I'm an inno, X is an inno"?

Because that's what was actually true.
Title: Re: Chocolate Wolf II
Post by: Kazz on June 18, 2008, 05:15:41 AM
So Sora made people suspicious of me for no reason, and upthorn was dumb enough to think that his accusation meant something.

To be fair, I was the one who suggested that Sora might be a seer.  But then, that's only something I suggested because I thought that I was safe to say something that directly implied that I was scried as a wolf if I believed with all of my fucking heart that people wouldn't take it to mean that I was actually a wolf or that I believed that Sora was a seer.

I basically said "What Sora did only makes sense if Sora is the seer" but I omitted the part where that still doesn't make sense because I wasn't a wolf.  I didn't think I had to SAY "but I am not a wolf" because I thought that people would be smart enough to realize oh god why am i even bothering

i won't be playing any werewolf for a long, long while
Title: Re: Chocolate Wolf II
Post by: Koah on June 18, 2008, 06:50:47 AM
I told you two that I was getting vibes from Classic.
Title: Re: Chocolate Wolf II
Post by: Classic on June 18, 2008, 07:34:16 AM
I feel like I play pretty dramatically differently if I have any particularly special role. I'm surprised I wasn't night killed round one.
Title: Re: Chocolate Wolf II
Post by: LaserBeing on June 18, 2008, 11:51:14 AM
this went pretty well
Title: Re: Chocolate Wolf II
Post by: Bongo Bill on June 18, 2008, 01:14:42 PM
this went pretty well
I had a total suspicion on you, but all this nonsense distracted me. I was waiting to see what happened during the night.