DAY 0"Wazzaaaaap, nigs? Chocolate Land here be the HIZZOOOOOOUSE!"
And so do 13 brave settlers happen upon the fertile and sweet fields of Chocolate Land, once a prosperous commune under the dicstatorship of one Kazz, and since laid to ruin by the Great Wolf Squizzle. But it has been a long time thus, and the fields grow once again with cookie flowers, and the partially melted bunnies once again hop merrily upon the literally honeyed fields, underneath the Easy-Bake grandaddy sun. All that is missing of Chocolate Land's former glory are the exuberant Chocolate Folk, and that is what these settlers have come to rectify.
"Sheeeeit," says Kazz, not the same Kazz who so long ago failed quite miserably in his duty to protect his kingdom, "Dis Chocolate Land be TITE!"
"Hear hear! Bully!" shouts one of the settlers.
"Wait, whizzat? Who da funk said dat?" says Classic, looking around at his fellow pioneers, all acting as inauspicious as possible. "Dat don' sound like no Chocolate Folk jibba to me!"
"Sheeeeit," says Niku, "I think we got sum Werecrackas up ins!"
"Gatdam Werecrackas!" cries SoraCross, "All tryin' to dip theyselves in our delicious chocolate blood!"
"Kill da Werecrackas!" shouts everybody in unison.
"Wait," says O.Hakubi, "Who be the Werecrackas?"
Who, indeed, o Reader?
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NIGHT 0There are
14 pilgrims to the Chocolate Kingdom.
Classic, the Caravan leader.
Niku, the driver.
Kazz, riding Shotgun.
SoraCross, the whore.
O.Hakubi, the cook.
Guildenstern, the bum who stowed away in the back.
Constantine. He fights demons.
Upthorn, an amusing midget they found on the side of the road.
Newbie has dysentery.
LaserBeing, the lumberjack (from the future).
Norondor, the medic that nobody will leave the hell alone.
Bongo Bill, the Fool.
Friday, the only woman for miles.
Ensign McSnackfood, the security officer.
0 pilgrims have died on account of the Werecrackas.
Night roles are being sent out.The Seer and
The Devil have a
Night 0 Scry.
Day 1 will begin after scries are sent out.
Good luck.