Topic: Chocolate Wolf II (Read 11225 times)

Brentai · « **on:** June 11, 2008, 03:24:14 PM »

DAY 0

"Wazzaaaaap, nigs? Chocolate Land here be the HIZZOOOOOOUSE!"

And so do 13 brave settlers happen upon the fertile and sweet fields of Chocolate Land, once a prosperous commune under the dicstatorship of one Kazz, and since laid to ruin by the Great Wolf Squizzle. But it has been a long time thus, and the fields grow once again with cookie flowers, and the partially melted bunnies once again hop merrily upon the literally honeyed fields, underneath the Easy-Bake grandaddy sun. All that is missing of Chocolate Land's former glory are the exuberant Chocolate Folk, and that is what these settlers have come to rectify.

"Sheeeeit," says Kazz, not the same Kazz who so long ago failed quite miserably in his duty to protect his kingdom, "Dis Chocolate Land be TITE!"

"Hear hear! Bully!" shouts one of the settlers.

"Wait, whizzat? Who da funk said dat?" says Classic, looking around at his fellow pioneers, all acting as inauspicious as possible. "Dat don' sound like no Chocolate Folk jibba to me!"

"Sheeeeit," says Niku, "I think we got sum Werecrackas up ins!"

"Gatdam Werecrackas!" cries SoraCross, "All tryin' to dip theyselves in our delicious chocolate blood!"

"Kill da Werecrackas!" shouts everybody in unison.

"Wait," says O.Hakubi, "Who be the Werecrackas?"

Who, indeed, o Reader?

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NIGHT 0

There are 14 pilgrims to the Chocolate Kingdom.

Classic, the Caravan leader.
Niku, the driver.
Kazz, riding Shotgun.
SoraCross, the whore.
O.Hakubi, the cook.
Guildenstern, the bum who stowed away in the back.
Constantine. He fights demons.
Upthorn, an amusing midget they found on the side of the road.
Newbie has dysentery.
LaserBeing, the lumberjack (from the future).
Norondor, the medic that nobody will leave the hell alone.
Bongo Bill, the Fool.
Friday, the only woman for miles.
Ensign McSnackfood, the security officer.

0 pilgrims have died on account of the Werecrackas.

Night roles are being sent out.
The Seer and The Devil have a Night 0 Scry.
Day 1 will begin after scries are sent out.

Good luck.

Royal☭ · « **Reply #1 on:** June 11, 2008, 03:31:59 PM »

WARNING

IT'S A TRAP! IT'S A TRAP!

IT'S A MOTHERFUCKIN' TRAP

Kazz · « **Reply #2 on:** June 11, 2008, 03:33:25 PM »

Ensign McSnackfood! Go check out what's beyond that ridge! The one with teeth!

LaserBeing · « **Reply #3 on:** June 11, 2008, 03:44:10 PM »

Joke's on the wolves. We're all full of theobromine and poisonous to dogs!

Friday · « **Reply #4 on:** June 11, 2008, 03:44:48 PM »

fuckin' wolfcrakcas be nibbling my hos bitoch and you best bet i's gettin all up in da hizzzOUUUUUSE and shi'. damn, a girl can't find a decen penicks 'round heah

Royal☭ · « **Reply #5 on:** June 11, 2008, 03:46:21 PM »

Friday · « **Reply #6 on:** June 11, 2008, 03:52:20 PM »

I say good chap, do you take issue with my linguistic expression lifestyle choice? May I remind you that under the rule of Good Kazz III, all forms of lifestyle choices were legalized and those barbaric enough to question Kazz's decree were raped until sadly sufficiently sodomized?

Cause I could go for some sodomy.

Royal☭ · « **Reply #7 on:** June 11, 2008, 03:58:23 PM »

Guild · « **Reply #8 on:** June 11, 2008, 04:05:06 PM »

-Night 0 Games-

Koah · « **Reply #9 on:** June 11, 2008, 04:12:00 PM »

I've been looking through the caravans and I just noticed that nobody packed any food. Unless we can find something to eat in the Chocolate Kingdom we're all gonna starve.

Things look pretty grim, guys.

Classic · « **Reply #10 on:** June 11, 2008, 04:46:17 PM »

You shot a

... You got 3213 lbs. of food... You could only carry 200lbs back to the wagon.

upthorn · « **Reply #11 on:** June 11, 2008, 04:48:28 PM »

How could all of these

s have surrounded us without anybody seeing a thing? Surely somebody must have seen something!

Brentai · « **Reply #12 on:** June 11, 2008, 04:54:12 PM »

"Sheeeeeit!!!"

And lo, everyone rushes from their delicious feast of IMAGINATION within the chocolatey caravan to find out who is that shouted thus. They are all, however, immediately stricken dumb by the sight of Ensign McSnackfood's dessicated corpse. What is left of his syrupy body is covered in white, flaky crumbs... proof that he was, in fact, a victim of the dastardly Werecrackas.

"Damn fool di'nt even make it TO da ridge," mumbles Kazz, "Whadda lame sun'bitch."

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DAY 1

There are 13 pilgrims throwing up their IMAGINATION.
Classic
Niku
Kazz
SoraCross
O.Hakubi
Guildenstern
Constantine
Upthorn
Newbie
LaserBeing
Norondor
Bongo Bill
Friday

1 pilgrim and the Werecrackas are two great tastes that go DEADLY together.
Ensign McSnackfood

It takes 7 votes to turn a Chocolate Man into IMAGINATION.

Lynch will not occur until 24 hours have passed or all players have logged in.

Classic · « **Reply #13 on:** June 11, 2008, 04:56:41 PM »

'Sup Chocos?

LaserBeing · « **Reply #14 on:** June 11, 2008, 05:06:23 PM »

Who would have guessed the guy in the red candy shell would get it first? These wolf-cracker-things are already fucking doing it wrong:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t_Ouzida9sk

Guild · « **Reply #15 on:** June 11, 2008, 05:09:03 PM »

Everyone take a bite out of the person to your right and then try to whistle.

Edit: ...my homies, yo.

upthorn · « **Reply #16 on:** June 11, 2008, 05:49:41 PM »

Oh lawd, only two of us knows how to whistle!

jsnlxndrlv · « **Reply #17 on:** June 11, 2008, 07:11:30 PM »

Hey guys, I'm not going to use any sensible strategies like "IF I AM SEER" or "VOTE FOR THE LAST PERSON TO POST" this game.

Royal☭ · « **Reply #18 on:** June 11, 2008, 07:14:34 PM »

If I am the seer, newbie should shut the hell up

Kazz · « **Reply #19 on:** June 11, 2008, 08:13:26 PM »

Quote from: Kazz on June 05, 2008, 02:04:01 AM

Here's something that I think Newbie doesn't seem to understand. The wolves are very likely to be capable of deductive reasoning.

Let's say you claim that X is a wolf. Let's say they know that X person isn't a wolf, because they would know that sort of thing. You just came out and said, "Hey, wolves, I'm not the seer. Look elsewhere."

Since the forum version of the game features PMing, the Seer has contacted everybody that he has scried as innocent, and told them about everybody he has scried as a wolf. This is the "inno voting bloc" phenomenon. If he played "If I am the seer" during his life, he actually sabotages this arrangement; the wolves now know every "Confirmed" innocent, and will pick them off one by one, annihilating the bloc.

Here I am making the bet that Newbie isn't the ninja this time. I know, I know, Gambler's Folly.

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