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The Land That Time Forgot => Worst Olympic Stadium Ever => Topic started by: Doom on August 02, 2009, 06:13:17 AM
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H8qG4AlK1qk
Frocto May Cry!
Exciting Youtube Adventure begins the 11th!
Ends the 25th!
Celebrity Guest Judge: Frocto!
Make or select a portion of a game for Frocto to play. The winner is the person who makes him cry the most.
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Frocto I dare you to beat the Pig Factory segment of Virtual Bart (http://www.rom-world.com/file.php?id=30206) for the ZSNES.
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Frocto: Kaizo Mario stage 1, no statesaves. It would have been stage 12 with statesaves, but I couldn't find a save file to download.
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The vending machine puzzle from Infocom's The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy. I will provide the game image and an interactive fiction client configured to be nice and legible even with a screen the size of a YouTube video.
Edit: it goes without saying that you're not allowed to use a guide.
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Okay, just reiterating what I said earlier.
If you want me to play a specific part of something, send me a save file, otherwise I'm just going to play the game from the start. Special instructions might be listened to, but I'm only recording ten minutes of footage for each game, so try to pick something snappy.
Anyway, I will get started on these soon, boys and girls. :)
I would also appreciate it if Envy and Dogstar could post their suggestions in this thread for everyone else's benefit.
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Frocto: You can't actually select a stage in Virtual Bart. It's "random". I'd appreciate it if you do not skip this process in the video. Even if it takes you like, fifty save-state resets just to fucking enter the Pig Factory and you end a minute in. Otherwise you're good to go from the start.
I think this is a sterling example of the quality of design Virtual Bart is known for.
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Download Succor from this link (http://silverspaceship.com/succor/succor.exe). Get as far as you can in the time provided. Returning to previous stages is permitted.
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Here's how this will work, Frocto. I've prepared the game and the emulator all in one handy archive (http://rapidshare.com/files/266303750/gargoyle.zip.html). I've adjusted the display settings so that it'll fit in a youtube window. To start the game, drag hhgg.z3 onto frotz.exe or gargoyle.exe, or open gargoyle.exe and choose hhgg.z3.
When you're ready to start playing, type the command "restore" and select the save file, also in the same directory, froctooo.sav. This will drop you at the beginning of the puzzle without any context.
Standard interactive fiction conventions apply: "look" to examine your surroundings, "i" to see your inventory (you'll want to do this), I'm assuming you're familiar. Since the display area is relatively small, you can use page up and page down to review older text.
You'll know you have won when the babel fish is in your ear. If you get pulled out of the room, you've lost and will have to start over. Hit "restore" again. I do not recommend overwriting your save file.
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Bongo: I played that once.
Once.
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I solved it, but I'm pretty sure I used hints.
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So, would you be willing to play an entire level, or if the real meat is the boss, just that?
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Nevermind, the boss is the best part anyway, so I put you basically right next to her.
The Game: Terranigma.
The Challenge: Kill the Queen of Spain
The Files: Game, Save, and a note giving the only walkthrough info I want you to have. (http://rygaronline.pyoko.org/froctomaykillhimself.rar)
I only fear I have made it too easy.
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I had a friend who did that while ridiculously underleveled. Like, did 1 damage per hit.
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Take this! My love, MY ANGER (http://www.rom-world.com/file.php?id=34345), and all of my sorrow for the ZSNES.
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I had a friend who did that while ridiculously underleveled. Like, did 1 damage per hit.
Yeah, around level 12 and under, or if you have the wrong weapon on. It takes you literally eight hours to do. I hate myself.
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I was following a Terranigma LP for a while, and that's where and why the guy quit. There are ways to make the fight go faster if you know what you're doing but even then it's still a total bitch.
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Frocto!
I am sorry for this, but I will have you play the WORST FAN GAME I have ever received. The poor kid worked his heart out for some of the most boring, tedious, awful game design ever. Play as far as you can! I completed all of it out of some sick sense of duty.
http://kayin.pyoko.org/mrsmiles.exe
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Hey Frocto? Remember Inca? That game I was telling you about that one time?
Play it as far as you can. I can hook you up with the game itself, but I still don't know the controls.
::D:
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oh dear lord, this is a few more responses than I expected
wait are some of you even IN nations
Frocto!
I am sorry for this, but I will have you play the WORST FAN GAME I have ever received. The poor kid worked his heart out for some of the most boring, tedious, awful game design ever. Play as far as you can! I completed all of it out of some sick sense of duty.
http://kayin.pyoko.org/mrsmiles.exe
oh dear lord
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Apparently not being in a nation doesn't matter anymore. Get crackin', cracka.
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Mr Smiles is the best game I have ever played
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Download Succor from this link (http://silverspaceship.com/succor/succor.exe). Get as far as you can in the time provided. Returning to previous stages is permitted.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CFEzFGRFeiE
Take this! My love, MY ANGER (http://www.rom-world.com/file.php?id=34345), and all of my sorrow for the ZSNES.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GyUZ_0FvW5w
Frocto I dare you to beat the Pig Factory segment of Virtual Bart (http://www.rom-world.com/file.php?id=30206) for the ZSNES.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=soigFZNQLYk
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Frocto!
I am sorry for this, but I will have you play the WORST FAN GAME I have ever received. The poor kid worked his heart out for some of the most boring, tedious, awful game design ever. Play as far as you can! I completed all of it out of some sick sense of duty.
http://kayin.pyoko.org/mrsmiles.exe
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TnYIpICVxNU
Frocto: Kaizo Mario stage 1, no statesaves. It would have been stage 12 with statesaves, but I couldn't find a save file to download.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Nf6yo8n-UQ
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My entry: Bebe's Kids for the SNES. HAVE FUN!
(And while you raise valid points on Kaizo Mario, you're still bitching for the majority of the video, so Guild is winning)
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And I would submit that bitching at a mouth-breather and bitching at a game should be considered seperate from each other!
Personally, I would say Envy has the lead.
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Make or select a portion of a game for Frocto to play. The winner is the person who makes him cry the most.
Isn't specified! I think it was his evil plan, personally. :P
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And I would submit that bitching at a mouth-breather and bitching at a game should be considered seperate from each other!
Keep that in mind when you play mine. I gave you a very good set-up, anything happening to you is the game's fault.
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OK I chose mine
http://www.increpare.com/2009/04/untigrand/
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I choose Blue Fiend!
http://prime.turquoisegrotto.com/?p=18
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I'll allow it, but only because I seriously considered using this contest as an advertising platform myself before realizing there was no way I was going to have something put together by the deadline (on account of Holy Fuck I Suddenly Have Work Again PRODUCTIVITY BARRAGE).
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I was seriously considering using one of Sora's games, too.
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No, I totally don't have a save there. I don't know what you fucked up.
Still, seems from the video I at least got in the top three.
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The vending machine puzzle from Infocom's The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy. I will provide the game image and an interactive fiction client configured to be nice and legible even with a screen the size of a YouTube video.
Edit: it goes without saying that you're not allowed to use a guide.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aWqSzUr2BAw
Nevermind, the boss is the best part anyway, so I put you basically right next to her.
The Game: Terranigma.
The Challenge: Kill the Queen of Spain
The Files: Game, Save, and a note giving the only walkthrough info I want you to have. (http://rygaronline.pyoko.org/froctomaykillhimself.rar)
I only fear I have made it too easy.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D2662k6myII
And Niku's entry: The Path.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZBKB7CKka5k
No, I totally don't have a save there. I don't know what you fucked up.
Still, seems from the video I at least got in the top three.
Did you watch the video? You should've clearly seen I loaded the state! I just had another look at the rom and L O L you expected me to load the game up and load the save file, which is something I haven't done on an emulator in years. I wasn't aware we were old men with zimmer frames.
Anyway, I will record a new video later probably, which will doubtlessly be 1,000 times less frustrating for me than the other one.
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Oh, I need to say what to do. You have to BEAT Blue Fiend!
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Oh, I need to say what to do. You have to BEAT Blue Fiend!
Can that be done in ten minutes?
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Oh, I need to say what to do. You have to BEAT Blue Fiend!
Can that be done in ten minutes?
Yes.
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Oh! That vending machine puzzle. I beat that. I think I did it without a guide, too. As I recall, it took a lot of persistence.
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My entry: Bebe's Kids for the SNES. HAVE FUN!
Found the file for you!
http://rapidshare.com/files/269490292/Bebe_s_Kids__U_____.smc.html
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Hey Frocto. Remember that game I was telling you about? Arkista's Ring?
http://www.emulanium.com/nesrom54.htm (http://www.emulanium.com/nesrom54.htm)
Play until you can't play anymore.
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Heeeeeere's Inca! (http://www.oldgames.sk/en/game/inca/)
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Oh man, I should have suggested Blue Ice.
Sticking to my guns tho cause Blue Ice is a pain in the ass to run.
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Okay, guys, I have hit a bit of a snag. Episode 9, Untigrand, is recorded but the 10 minute file of a text game is clocking in at 471 megabytes. Yeah, I know right
So what's the best way to compress this beauty?
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Chuck the frame rate. I doubt you need 30 fps for a text game of any description.
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This event is closed! Frocto may judge when and how he pleases!
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Thanks for your entries, everyone. I will get the last few entries done over the next few days, before the Worstlympics wrap up. That's a promise.
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OK I chose mine
http://www.increpare.com/2009/04/untigrand/
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jNudSm0OFQc
Oh, I need to say what to do. You have to BEAT Blue Fiend!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A857FPoLQCo
My entry: Bebe's Kids for the SNES. HAVE FUN!
(And while you raise valid points on Kaizo Mario, you're still bitching for the majority of the video, so Guild is winning)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TkyiRbkssWo
Hey Frocto? Remember Inca? That game I was telling you about that one time?
Play it as far as you can. I can hook you up with the game itself, but I still don't know the controls.
::D:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QOZ397iAw3Y
We take another stab at Terranigma. It's excruciating.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6I2Lq_N8cyE
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yjYBf7rj16o
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cuM5yeyK6pA
And we try The Path windowed. It looks much better.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I2hI1k3M42s
Everything is done except for Blue Ice, which Zara is working on getting ready. If we can't get it sorted out before the 31st, I'll simply go ahead and declare the scores without it.
Also, Dogstar is disqualified, but you know that already.
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You actually have to punch the glass things before they hit the ground, despite the implication of the earlier "cinematic". Isn't that superb game design in action?
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[02:03] spikesjerico: oh this is that game about the girl that got raped
[02:03] spikesjerico: and made a horror game about it
[02:03] Frocto: oh is that what it's about
[02:03] spikesjerico: its stupid as shit
[02:03] Frocto: I kind of feel bad for making fun of it now
[02:03] spikesjerico: it tries to be artsy and falls on its ass
[02:03] spikesjerico: No that's okay.
[02:03] Frocto: that is basically the gist of what I say, yeah
[02:03] spikesjerico: Being raped is a horrible thing. But it is not something to talk about for the rest of your life and make video games about
[02:04] Frocto: true enough
[02:04] Frocto: it's a good thing you are too ugly to ever worry about being raped :)
[02:04] spikesjerico: According to the developer, the game is not meant to be played in the traditional sense, in that there is no winning strategy. In fact, much of the gameplay requires the player to choose the losing path, in order for the sisters to run into encounters which they (and hence the player) are meant to experience. Even the story narratives are not typical for a game, as explained by the developer, "We are not story-tellers in the traditional sense of the word. In the sense that we know a story and we want to share it with you. Our work is more about exploring the narrative potential of a situation. We create only the situation. And the actual story emerges from playing, partially in the game, partially in the player’s mind."
[02:04] Frocto: my good friend emily is safe
[02:05] Frocto: woooow
[02:05] spikesjerico: translation: I am pretentious as fuck, wakka wakka wakka
[02:07] spikesjerico: they say the game is free form
[02:07] spikesjerico: but it really is basically the same thing over and over
[02:07] Frocto: you have to collect flowers, I think
[02:08] spikesjerico: you have to find the generic as shit big bad wolf rapist-symbol
[02:08] Frocto: anyway
[02:08] spikesjerico: then go to grandmas house and get raped
[02:08] Frocto: make sure you watch that video to where I find the poem thinfg
[02:08] spikesjerico: if you don't get raped you get the game over screen
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I'm glad that, despite it sucking, you went through the proper section of Terranigma. At first I figured just the Queen was enough to let you know how much of a hopeless endeavor it feels like fighting her. Then I realized "wait, when you fight her daughter they give you very simple instructions, but Frocto is not one to figure out things like that!"
You did not disappoint, thank you.
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Ingestion of Blue Ice may be lethal.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jBi3ZbRdKlE
AWARDS
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GeyIXDq-n3M
AND SO CONCLUDES FROCTO MAY CRY
THANKS FOR PLAYING, GIRLS AND BOYS
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Placeholder Post
Newbie Succor 6/10
Envy Ultraman 9/10
Doom Virtual Bart 5/10
Kayin Mr Smiles 1/10
Guild Kaizo Mario 5/10
BongoBill Hitchhiker's 7/10
Rygaron Terranigma 10/10
Niku Rape Game 8/10
Zara Untigrand 7/10
Buge Inca 1/10
Zara Blue Ice 0/10
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Scandalous! Mr Smiles is way worse then that!
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I guess I wasn't good enough to get to the real bullshit. :nyoro~n:
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High-five anyone? Anyone?
Frocto: I don't know nor care if it sways your judgment, but at that level I'm pretty sure using the weapon she's weak against caps out at 4 damage or so.
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that's great dipshit
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It looks like my habit of not playing bad games has finally caught up with me!
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But Doom! You play WoW all the time!
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But Classic! You make banal jokes all the time!
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Classic! You make CLASSIC JOKES all the time!
It's a thing I do. Like correcting your moranic errors.
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Moranic, huh.
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Yes, errors along the lines of the "get a brain morans" guy.
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I think it's safe to assume that you are that guy now.
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:facepalm: Whatever, go "masterbate" as is your way.
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That's your 5 for the day.
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That's just what I was thinking myself.
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e
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even
even worse than newbie? D:
some things can't be unsaid frocto
some things can't be unsaid
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Placeholder Post
Newbie Succor 6/10
Envy Ultraman 9/10
Doom Virtual Bart 5/10
Kayin Mr Smiles 1/10
Guild Kaizo Mario 5/10
BongoBill Hitchhiker's 7/10
Rygaron Terranigma 10/10
Niku Rape Game 8/10
Zara Untigrand 7/10
Buge Inca 1/10
Zara Blue Ice 0/10
Hay what about me!
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I like how I put Place-Holder Post right there at the top and you still
You know what? You're getting the new Stupid achievement I'm making tomorrow.
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Fuck, I'm sorry. I must've missed you 'cause it was so late.. Anyway, I gave you a 7 and if one more person points out more mistake I made, I'm just gonna rerecord the video.
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frocto i think you were playing cave story
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that was a predictable joke, but bringing cave story into it gives you bonus points
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(http://doom.pyoko.org/Worstlympics/WOEGold.jpeg)
(http://doom.pyoko.org/Worstlympics/brontoflaglong.gif)
Rygaron wins the Gold for B.R.O.N.T.O.!
(http://doom.pyoko.org/Worstlympics/WOESilver.jpg)
(http://doom.pyoko.org/Worstlympics/Doombeardflag.png)
Envy wins the Silver for Pirates of Doombeard Cove!
(http://doom.pyoko.org/Worstlympics/WOEBronze.jpg)
(http://doom.pyoko.org/Worstlympics/letsplayworstlympicsflag.png)
Niku wins the Bronze for Let's Play Worstlympics!