Topic: THE ULTIMATE TOURNAMENT (Read 18655 times)

yyler · « **on:** May 04, 2009, 09:16:33 PM »

AT THE MOMENT
Round Three is underway. VOTE IN THE POLL.

The match ups are as follows:

~~COTTON vs ORANGES~~ ORANGES WIN (9/4)
~~JEWS vs NATURE~~ NATURE WINS (9/8)
~~DEVIL vs SHARKS~~ SHARKS WIN (10/2)
~~TECH vs KRAMER~~ TECH WINS (9/5)
~~DOGS vs ROAD RUNNER~~ ROAD RUNNER WINS (10/5)
~~SALAD vs SKINS~~ SKINS WIN (10/6)
TUPAC vs NEWTON (that's now!)
WEST vs STAR BELLY SNEETCHES

Arguments and deets on the poll ending are here.

Two years and one month ago the New Yorker published an image.

I've been thinking about this for two years. No word of a lie. And I want closure.

Starting with the next post after this, each person will resolve one conflict. Try to post a reason, even if it is one line. We'll work our way from the upper left down to the lower left and then from the upper right down to the lower right. After we finish the outer layer I'll make a new list and we can continue with the next level in. Once we get to the last 8 I'll start a poll for each pairing so that they can be discussed and argued. We'll continue doing this until only one remains.

RULES:

Start at the TOP LEFT and GO DOWN. Once the left side is done, start at the TOP RIGHT and DO THE SAME THING.
No third choices. Each dichotomy must be dealt with as it's presented.
If two people accidentally take the same pairing whoever chose first wins. No exceptions. Never ever.

COMMENCE

Brentai · « **Reply #1 on:** May 04, 2009, 09:30:16 PM »

Kramer. Kramer's a douchebag.

Norondor · « **Reply #2 on:** May 04, 2009, 09:31:25 PM »

BRIEFS

Boxers are for laybouts and dullards.

yyler · « **Reply #3 on:** May 04, 2009, 09:31:47 PM »

Quote from: Brentai on May 04, 2009, 09:30:16 PM

Kramer. Kramer's a douchebag.

YOU ARE GOING THE WRONG WAY

Arc · « **Reply #4 on:** May 04, 2009, 09:39:07 PM »

Boxers.

Briefs are for children.

Children with no balls.

Or penii.

yyler · « **Reply #5 on:** May 04, 2009, 09:45:08 PM »

Doesn't matter Arc, Nor got briefs. Briefs won. That's it. Maybe if you cared more, you'd have posted before him.

Side note: gonna count Brent's vote for Kramer. Kramer was gonna win anyway.

yyler · « **Reply #6 on:** May 04, 2009, 09:46:03 PM »

Cotton.

It was good enough for Egyptians so it is good enough for me.

Brentai · « **Reply #7 on:** May 04, 2009, 09:55:51 PM »

Paper.

Paper you can make yourself in a third-grade science room, but God knows what the fuck they do to get plastic.

Arc · « **Reply #8 on:** May 04, 2009, 09:58:48 PM »

Quote from: Yyler on May 04, 2009, 09:16:33 PM

each person will resolve one conflict.

Ah, I see. This rule was so laaaaaame, that my aweso-vision burned right through.

Plastic, naturally.

Paper breeds cokkarooches.

I HATE THIS GAMEoranges-because-kayin.

yyler · « **Reply #9 on:** May 04, 2009, 10:05:51 PM »

That rule is in place because otherwise people would argue too long. It isn't where you start that matters. It's where you end.

Norondor · « **Reply #10 on:** May 04, 2009, 10:17:33 PM »

PEAS

They make a delicious soup when combined with ham!

Guild · « **Reply #11 on:** May 04, 2009, 10:18:09 PM »

The Jews win because they always have the money.

SCD · « **Reply #12 on:** May 04, 2009, 10:21:07 PM »

I'm a westcoast hippie at heart (if you would excuse my weapons caches).

Nature.

Norondor · « **Reply #13 on:** May 04, 2009, 10:23:18 PM »

King kong is a lame racism allegory and Godzilla has atomic fire breath, i hardly think i need to explain further

Norondor · « **Reply #14 on:** May 04, 2009, 10:23:53 PM »

This is like putting Jim Crow up against a sherman tank, is what i'm saying

Guild · « **Reply #15 on:** May 04, 2009, 10:24:13 PM »

Satan wins because God refuses to cheat.

I happen to be an octaroon, Newbie, and I'm proud of my King Kong heritage.

Not really. I just like the word octaroon. It sounds tasty AND it's racist.

Norondor · « **Reply #16 on:** May 04, 2009, 10:33:52 PM »

I have no problems with octaroons, they can use the forbidden power of the Zaubers

Also: Good. I'm a moralfag.

Detonator · « **Reply #17 on:** May 04, 2009, 10:44:36 PM »

I'M A SHAAAAAAARK

Guild · « **Reply #18 on:** May 04, 2009, 11:06:29 PM »

SUPPORTING EVIDENCE REQUIRED DET

Capulets because Romeo + Juliet sucked and I blame Leonardo DiCaprio.

yyler · « **Reply #19 on:** May 04, 2009, 11:08:27 PM »

Det is right. Sharks are prehistoric sleepless monsters that live only to kill. Jets carry people. Who cares about jets.

News:

Poll

TECH vs SKINS

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