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[Disposable Ninja]

I like how he almost convinced mars to try also.

I admit, I gave some consideration as to how to do it, but I have no idea of how I'd knit behind my own back.

I would imagine that you'd knit the back first while feeding it between your legs. Then you'd just have to knit the sides together.

[Ted Belmont]

See, that's why you'd need two girls knitting underwear on each other.

[François]

wait wait wait, are you guys fantasizing about girls getting progressively less naked

[Norondor]

DON'T JUDGE ME

[François]

*: What?

[Lottel]

Well, I was talking to her about it and she said she was just going to make boy shorts in the front and spin it around to the back and knit the front side to the back.

I may bring up the other girl thing though.

[Ted Belmont]

<Niku> bidoof
<Niku> bidoof
<Niku> bidoof is on fire

[Niku]

i was just following up romo's "squirtle im dying"

[Pangloss]

wait wait wait, are you guys fantasizing about girls getting progressively less naked

So instead the girl is knitting something else by using the yarn which constitutes what she's currently wearing.  Like "Here I knitted this bear, and now I'm naked."  Everyone happy?

[Niku]

teddy bears always make naked time bett OH GODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

(not safe for anyone)

[Mongrel]

Businesses are not altruistic pursuits. They won't pursue what's good for society but bad for them on their own, and if they do they'll be shoved under by more cutthroat enterprises. It the rules say that you can run 4x Black Lotus, you can not play the card if you want because you don't think it's "honorable", but that's not going to get you shit except 0-X. If the rules say that you can mug your opponent and throw the deck in their trash, you probably shouldn't show up to play without brass knuckles.

The government sets the rules and enforce them; this is called regulation. If there's no rules it's just anarchy, and this applies just as much to business as to criminal law.

It's got a Magic: The Gathering reference preceding it, but the bolded bit is easily the best response to the ""Governement regulation" and "Free-Market Competition" are loaded terms." line (and similar dodges) I've heard in a long time.

[Shinra]

teddy bears always make naked time bett OH GODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

(not safe for anyone)

I always thought Project Megan was less hilarious trolling and more incredibly creepy man having incredibly creepy erp with someone he knew was another man.

[JDigital]

<Cpl_Ethane> THERE ONCE WAS A DM NAMED JDIGITAL
<Cpl_Ethane> WHO WAS VERY NERVOUS AND FIDGITAL
<Cpl_Ethane> AFTER A ROMP IN A CAVE,
<Cpl_Ethane> HIS PLAYERS DID SAY,
<Cpl_Ethane> JD, YOU'RE NOT VERY ORIGINAL

[Bongo Bill]

I'm going to rewrite that.

A DM they called Jonny Digital
Was known to be nervous and figtetal.
While saving the day
His players would say,
"JD, you're not very original."

[Brentai]

The original provides more context for the punchline.

[Büge]

I couldn't stand the people. It's like Axis & Allies is the official tabletop game of the Tea Party.

- my friend Patrick, on why he stopped visiting A&A forums.

[Mongrel]

My job is so fucking unbelievable. I'll try to sum it up by first telling you about the folks I work with:

First, there is this supermodel wanna-be chick. Yeah, okay, she is pretty hot, but damn is she completely useless. The girl is constantly fixing her hair or putting on makeup. She is extremely self-centered and has never once considered the needs or wants of anyone but herself. She is as dumb as a box of rocks, and I still find it surprising that she has enough brain power to continue to breathe.

The next chick is completely the opposite. She might even be one of the smartest people on the planet. Her career opportunities are endless, and yet she is here with us. She is a zero on a scale of 1 to 10. I'm not sure she even showers, much less shaves her "womanly" parts. I think she might be a lesbian, because every time we drive by the hardware store, she moans like a cat in heat.

But the jewel of the crowd has got to be the fucking stoner. And this guy is more than just your average pothead. In fact, he is baked before he comes to work, during work, and I'm sure after work. He probably hasn't been sober anytime in the last ten years, and he's only 22. He dresses like a beatnik throwback from the 1960's, and to make things worse, he brings his big fucking dog to work. Every fucking day I have to look at this huge Great Dane walk around half-stoned from the second-hand smoke. Hell, sometimes I even think it's trying to talk with its constant bellowing. Also, both of them are constantly hungry, requiring multiple stops to McDonalds and Burger King, every single fucking day.

Anyway, I drive these fucktards around in my van and we solve mysteries and shit.

Source

[spoiler]That last line is quite the payoff [/spoiler]

[Friday]

<Brentai> Is there a limit to how many times you can continue in a chapter in Bayonetta?
<+Ridley> yes
<+Ridley> the limit is how long you can stand to look at Bayonetta

[Mongrel]

Political Pundits Surprisingly Good At Getting Inside Mentally Unbalanced Shooter’s Head

[Beat Bandit]

<Aoko> Seriously,. she smells bad. Like, very heavy smoking, some sort of perfume distilled from old leather, it gives me a  headache
<Mali-gone> But must be in a seperate case.
<Romosome> Lyrai is this family
<Aoko> And if I mention it to her, she;'ll respond the same way she has literally responded to every other thing in the entire time in the class - about how her boyfriend beat and raped her 8 years ago
<Aoko> Yes, I understand it's a traumatic experience and yes, it can cause damage
<Romosome> you should beat her and rape her so she has something new to talk about
<Mali-gone> take a fucking shower,y ou hipper.
<Mali-gone> hippy
<joxam> Saturn, I have two. I feel kind of like a hypocrit advocating gun control and education with a glock (two high capacity clips) at my desk and a berreta in my mother's china cabinet..
<yeoz> some stuff is hard to move on from
<Mali-gone> Sorry.
<Aoko> But you have sat here and explain to the class, in very uncomfortable detail, about how you're waiting for 2012 so "the world will be bathed in fire, and I can dance in it as I die."
<zaratustra> Aoko: Reply with "Yeah, I can still smell him on you"