Topic: Quotes (Read 142276 times)

Brentai · « **Reply #720 on:** April 02, 2011, 08:26:59 AM »

Quote from: Constantmean on April 02, 2011, 07:20:54 AM

“Socialism never took root in America because the poor see themselves not as an exploited proletariat but as temporarily embarrassed millionaires.” - John Steinbeck

tbf my father thought that way and it turned out he was right.

sei · « **Reply #721 on:** April 03, 2011, 12:44:51 AM »

[01:21:02] * +Aoko presses the Shihorin pressure point in Brentai's body
[01:21:13] <Brentai> Um
[01:21:37] <+Aoko> According to this "List of Pressure Points shown in the anime and manga"
[01:21:44] <+Aoko> The Shihorin Point...allows you to read Sanskrit
[01:21:54] <Brentai> Oh that one.

Smiler · « **Reply #722 on:** April 04, 2011, 01:18:58 PM »

[16:15] <zaratustra> shit my gf is home
[16:15] <zaratustra> I think I didn't close the porn tabs
[16:16] <zaratustra> shit she might be reading this
[16:16] <zaratustra> shit
[16:16] <@Silversong> why is that bad, zara?
[16:16] <JDigital> can she read english
[16:16] <zaratustra> she does not like it when I look at porn
[16:16] <+drethelin> just photoshop her face over all the faces
[16:16] <+drethelin> then it will be ok

the asshole you hate · « **Reply #723 on:** April 05, 2011, 01:03:58 PM »

6:28   SlimeDroid   !wand gg
16:28   Aoko   * SlimeDroid waves the "AshWood Hammer of Wonder" and points it at gg - 366 gg becomes a loser and cannot hold down a job, gg fails in romantic situations etc.
16:28   yeoz   LOL
16:29   gg   fuck
16:29   gg   what
16:29   gg   the fuck
16:29   R^2   Daaaag
16:29   gg   slime
16:29   gg   fuck you
16:29   gg   forever
16:29      *** gg left #finalfight

R^2   Probably not the best result for a guy who just moved across the country to find work and be with a lady.
16:30   SlimeDroid   oops
16:30   R^2   "Just" being "last night" if I'm not mistaken.
16:30   maou   This game is so racist.
16:31   gg   hehe i am both terrified and impressed by coincidence

6:54   zaratustra    this... is actually kinda hot (nsfw)
16:55   yeoz   how nsfw
16:55   yeoz   also how hot
16:55      *** Shinefrodo joined #finalfight
16:56      *** VgameT joined #finalfight
16:58   gg   yeoz, the nipples and vagina are covered
16:58   gg   but it is a naked woman taking it teddy-bear style
16:58   gg   it is rather hot
16:58   yeoz   thx *click*
16:58   gg   assuming his penis is where his legs meet, he has horrible penetration
16:59   gg   she must be in pain from the chafing as well, assuming the faux fur covers his member
17:00   gg   he appears to be thinking about something else
17:00   gg   probably the office
17:00      *** Esperath joined #finalfight
17:00      +++ ChanServ has given voice to Esperath
17:00   gg   a good technique, imho
17:00   Esperath   !haiku
17:00   Upthorn   Haiku Novicework: it's never lupus / covered in a thick cheese sauce / I wanna do it!
17:00   Esperath   ew
17:01   gg   man wand and haiku are all over the context today
17:01   gg   !haiku for my shattered nerves
17:01   Upthorn   Haiku Novicework: you do not know fear / Warriors, come out to play / good-ass barbecue
17:01   gg   thanks
17:01   Esperath   haha
17:01   Esperath   WARRIORS, IT'S RIB NIGHT IN OUR BACKYARD
17:01   gg   LET US PLAY AND HAVE MILLER LIGHT
17:02   Esperath   CAN YOU DIG IT?

Joxam · « **Reply #724 on:** April 06, 2011, 09:30:56 PM »

<Vance> God damn it, put a song in a Fallout game and the furries will get their hands on it eventually.
<drethelin1> what
<Romosome> I hate to break it to you Vance but furries will get their hands on anything
<drethelin1> paws
<Vance> Louis Amrstrong's A Kiss to Build a Dream On. First youtube hit was full of Sims, anime characters, and raccoons kissing
<Brentai> I don't want to know what they did with Butcher Pete.
<Smiler> and he's jerkin it jerkin it jerkin it
<Brentai> He LOVES that meat!

Joxam · « **Reply #725 on:** April 09, 2011, 07:16:11 PM »

<MetalSlime> So, sex question ladies
<Friday> about 7 inches

Mongrel · « **Reply #726 on:** April 11, 2011, 06:40:38 PM »

Quote from: Marmalade

I was at the vet getting meds today and the receptionist was on the phone with some woman with a sick guinea pig. She needed more information about how to treat her guinea pig, so the receptionist was switching back and forth between this woman and the vet:

-She's a little confused, does she need to apply the medication over the guinea pig's entire penis?
-Yes, you need to apply it over its entire penis... One moment, I'll ask him.
-If the penis isn't, um, sticking out all the way, does she need to...? Alright.
-Yes, you'll need to.. coax the penis out and apply the medication.

It was the kind of background chatter you'd hear in a movie. Everyone in the office was not making eye contact as hard as possible.

Friday · « **Reply #727 on:** April 11, 2011, 07:06:00 PM »

one day the human race will evolve beyond giving a shit about genitals and then a space asteroid will destroy the sun because what kind of world would that be

Smiler · « **Reply #728 on:** April 12, 2011, 07:13:26 AM »

[09:38] <Guildenstern> www.stickam.com/sytes
[09:38] <Guildenstern> see me freak over interviews
[09:41] * Silversong preps Guild for his interview, Rocky style
[09:41] <Stush> Oh god
[09:41] <Stush> She's strung him up in a freezer
[09:41] <Stush> And now she's punching him

teg · « **Reply #729 on:** April 17, 2011, 06:42:46 PM »

<teg> but but but
<teg> it's got ducks in it
<teg> you like ducks
<teg> everyone likes ducks
<Ada Bee> That is true
<Ada Bee> I cannot deny that I like dicks
<Ada Bee> er
<Ada Bee> GOD
<teg> HOOOOOOOOOOOO
<Ada Bee> DAMMIT

Ted Belmont · « **Reply #730 on:** April 18, 2011, 11:08:35 AM »

From my The Girlfriend:

Quote

Sometimes, I wish I could have some kind of Tom Waits translation device. The way it would basically work is that whatever anyone said at any time would go through the device and enter my ears in Tom's voice and intonation and such...

Smiler · « **Reply #731 on:** April 22, 2011, 10:47:19 AM »

[13:46] <+Smiler> bam
[13:46] <+Smiler> I spoiled ME3 for you all
[13:46] <myew> And bam, cats no longer have any legs.
[13:46] <+Smiler> :D

Beat Bandit · « **Reply #732 on:** April 22, 2011, 12:10:07 PM »

Little did the Reavers know, with cats no longer being cute the known universe finally got off the fucking internet to fight back.

Friday · « **Reply #733 on:** April 22, 2011, 01:34:20 PM »

Monorail cat gets around just fine without em anyway

Ted Belmont · « **Reply #734 on:** April 22, 2011, 01:56:56 PM »

Quote from: Beat Bandit on April 22, 2011, 12:10:07 PM

Little did the Reavers know, with cats no longer being cute the known universe finally got off the fucking internet to fight back.

Ahem.

Beat Bandit · « **Reply #735 on:** April 22, 2011, 04:23:43 PM »

Hipster cat had no legs before it was mandatory?

Burrito Al Pastor · « **Reply #736 on:** April 24, 2011, 11:10:14 AM »

Quote from: Tertullian

That the Son of God died is to be believed because it is incredible; that He is risen is certain because it is impossible.

Ted Belmont · « **Reply #737 on:** April 24, 2011, 04:31:43 PM »

My four year old niece: What happens if you take your dog's collar off?

Me: Oh, her head falls off.

(Immediately after this, I explained to her that my dog's head would not fall off if I took her collar off, and took her collar off to make sure she believed me. I just thought it was funny.)

Büge · « **Reply #738 on:** April 24, 2011, 07:05:24 PM »

Quote from: Ted Belmont on April 24, 2011, 04:31:43 PM

My four year old niece: What happens if you take your dog's collar off?

Me: Oh, her head falls off.

There are scary stories that end that way.

Burrito Al Pastor · « **Reply #739 on:** April 24, 2011, 09:33:52 PM »

Washington Irving's "The Adventure of the German Student" is a particularly good one.

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