Topic: MTG (Read 153450 times)

Büge · « **Reply #1880 on:** August 27, 2012, 08:31:09 AM »

HEY GUYS AM I DOIN' IT RIGHT?

Beat Bandit · « **Reply #1881 on:** August 27, 2012, 09:08:32 AM »

I'm going to need a source on the original baller-as-fuck card that let you conjure a gun to straight cap demons.

Mongrel · « **Reply #1882 on:** August 27, 2012, 09:50:51 AM »

Those would all be busted as fuck and instantly see heavy Legacy play. They are almost strictly superior to the spells they invoke. The bolt mage and ritual mage are especially nuts. In fact the ritual mage is flat out ludicrous.

The funny thing is the blue one is the least unreasonable and it actually closest to a real card (Cursecatcher, Spiketail Hatchling, etc.).

Zaratustra · « **Reply #1883 on:** August 27, 2012, 10:29:18 AM »

Yeah, they're the most powerful one-drop instants that ever existed in MTG (and Force Spike) plus a free creature that can be blinked to cause even further havoc.

Mongrel · « **Reply #1884 on:** August 27, 2012, 10:52:29 AM »

And in the case of the ritual, it's double combo-fuel, because it gives you mana AND a warm body to sacrifice.

Mongrel · « **Reply #1885 on:** August 27, 2012, 10:56:30 AM »

Actually the fog one might be sort of fair. Fog never sees play as-is and Dawnstrider + Squee never broke anything, so this Magus + some kind of repeatable blink effect would probably be similarly okay.

Beat Bandit · « **Reply #1886 on:** August 27, 2012, 11:00:43 AM »

The best part of this story is taking this long to realize those are real cards.

Mongrel · « **Reply #1887 on:** August 27, 2012, 11:04:39 AM »

Er... you mean fake cards, right? Because those are not even remotely real.

Beat Bandit · « **Reply #1888 on:** August 27, 2012, 11:16:51 AM »

The best part of this story is when I don't even know anymore.

Mongrel · « **Reply #1889 on:** August 31, 2012, 01:01:04 PM »

So how about those Rakdos spoilers guys!~

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I like how the flavour of rakdos in RtR is juggalos

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I guess Rakdos is full of Megadeth fans

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that flavor text D:

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There's apparently a card called Rakdos Murder-Gras.

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I thought that was a joke but:

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So.... the people who were in charge of writing flavour text are now also responsible for card naming?

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Rejected names: Carnageval, Fat Doomsday, and Shiv Tuesday.

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Diseaster

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Carnageval
I wouldn't be too sure this didn't make it in

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At Murder-Gras, you get beads for tearing open your chest, revealing your pulsating heart

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Other potential names: Merry-Go-Killaround, Creapy the Clown, Fried Goat Stand, Fried Human Stand, Kayfabing Yokels.

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Carnageousel

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Spring Break (someone's neck)

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Mongrel · « **Reply #1890 on:** August 31, 2012, 02:49:09 PM »

Okay, this really is shaping up to be hilarious:

Other new art (lots)

Büge · « **Reply #1891 on:** August 31, 2012, 04:17:06 PM »

Quote from: Mongrel on August 31, 2012, 02:49:09 PM

We'll know Wizards has hit bottom when we learn that the card is called "Don't Go There".

Mongrel · « **Reply #1892 on:** September 01, 2012, 06:03:18 PM »

Shockland reprints finally confirmed tonight. No surprise there, I'm sure.

Nickasummers · « **Reply #1893 on:** September 01, 2012, 06:08:43 PM »

Quote from: Mongrel on September 01, 2012, 06:03:18 PM

Shockland reprints finally confirmed tonight. No surprise there, I'm sure.

Source? I was pretty sure it was going to happen, but I was still waiting for confirmation

Mongrel · « **Reply #1894 on:** September 01, 2012, 06:13:22 PM »

All the land

Also:

And some people aren't too happy about this, er... display...

Mongrel · « **Reply #1895 on:** September 01, 2012, 06:23:49 PM »

More stuff

Mongrel · « **Reply #1896 on:** September 01, 2012, 06:33:35 PM »

I BELIEVE IN THE HEART OF THE CARDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Mongrel · « **Reply #1897 on:** September 01, 2012, 06:39:49 PM »

Mongrel · « **Reply #1898 on:** September 01, 2012, 06:46:19 PM »

By the way, some of you guys may not have seen the five cards spoiled several days ago in Izzet vs. Golgari:

Mongrel · « **Reply #1899 on:** September 01, 2012, 06:53:08 PM »

Seems there was also a guy in a cage too, but nobody took any pictures of him (surprise, surprise).

News:

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