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Re: MTG
« Reply #1880 on: August 27, 2012, 08:31:09 AM »











HEY GUYS AM I DOIN' IT RIGHT?
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Re: MTG
« Reply #1881 on: August 27, 2012, 09:08:32 AM »

I'm going to need a source on the original baller-as-fuck card that let you conjure a gun to straight cap demons.
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Re: MTG
« Reply #1882 on: August 27, 2012, 09:50:51 AM »

Those would all be busted as fuck and instantly see heavy Legacy play. They are almost strictly superior to the spells they invoke. The bolt mage and ritual mage are especially nuts. In fact the ritual mage is flat out ludicrous.

The funny thing is the blue one is the least unreasonable and it actually closest to a real card (Cursecatcher, Spiketail Hatchling, etc.).
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Re: MTG
« Reply #1883 on: August 27, 2012, 10:29:18 AM »

Yeah, they're the most powerful one-drop instants that ever existed in MTG (and Force Spike) plus a free creature that can be blinked to cause even further havoc.

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Re: MTG
« Reply #1884 on: August 27, 2012, 10:52:29 AM »

And in the case of the ritual, it's double combo-fuel, because it gives you mana AND a warm body to sacrifice.
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Re: MTG
« Reply #1885 on: August 27, 2012, 10:56:30 AM »

Actually the fog one might be sort of fair. Fog never sees play as-is and Dawnstrider + Squee never broke anything, so this Magus + some kind of repeatable blink effect would probably be similarly okay.

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Re: MTG
« Reply #1886 on: August 27, 2012, 11:00:43 AM »

The best part of this story is taking this long to realize those are real cards.
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Re: MTG
« Reply #1887 on: August 27, 2012, 11:04:39 AM »

Er... you mean fake cards, right? Because those are not even remotely real.
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Re: MTG
« Reply #1888 on: August 27, 2012, 11:16:51 AM »

The best part of this story is when I don't even know anymore.
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Re: MTG
« Reply #1889 on: August 31, 2012, 01:01:04 PM »

So how about those Rakdos spoilers guys!~



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that flavor text D:
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I thought that was a joke but:
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Spring Break (someone's neck)
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Re: MTG
« Reply #1890 on: August 31, 2012, 02:49:09 PM »

Okay, this really is shaping up to be hilarious:



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Re: MTG
« Reply #1891 on: August 31, 2012, 04:17:06 PM »



We'll know Wizards has hit bottom when we learn that the card is called "Don't Go There".
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Re: MTG
« Reply #1892 on: September 01, 2012, 06:03:18 PM »

Shockland reprints finally confirmed tonight. No surprise there, I'm sure.
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Re: MTG
« Reply #1893 on: September 01, 2012, 06:08:43 PM »

Shockland reprints finally confirmed tonight. No surprise there, I'm sure.
Source? I was pretty sure it was going to happen, but I was still waiting for confirmation
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Re: MTG
« Reply #1894 on: September 01, 2012, 06:13:22 PM »

All the land



Also:



And some people aren't too happy about this, er... display...


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Re: MTG
« Reply #1895 on: September 01, 2012, 06:23:49 PM »

More stuff

















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Re: MTG
« Reply #1896 on: September 01, 2012, 06:33:35 PM »

I BELIEVE IN THE HEART OF THE CARDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Re: MTG
« Reply #1897 on: September 01, 2012, 06:39:49 PM »



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Re: MTG
« Reply #1898 on: September 01, 2012, 06:46:19 PM »

By the way, some of you guys may not have seen the five cards spoiled several days ago in Izzet vs. Golgari:

   

   

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Re: MTG
« Reply #1899 on: September 01, 2012, 06:53:08 PM »

Seems there was also a guy in a cage too, but nobody took any pictures of him (surprise, surprise).
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