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Discussion Boards => High-Context Discourse => Topic started by: Thad on June 06, 2009, 09:06:07 PM
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Pink Vomit (I'm picturing a women's punk band)
Edith Keeler Must Die
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Your Mom
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Talented Guitarist and the Backup Singers
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Figwit and the Ring Bearers
Fister
Jonny and the Fucks
The Secret News
Ressurectionists
Calithump
Poor People in Love
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Poor People in Love sounds like the next big thing for teenagers wearing black nail polish and eye shadow.
Debauchery Inc.
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Cross Contamination
(a Christian metal band)
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Flaming pink fluffy kittens. [Drummer wear's a shirt depicting the band's name.]
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When I listen to the Economist's audio edition, these names just come to me
Coal Headaches
Surf Riders in Newcastle
Cheap Power
Populous State
Union Leader
Stuck into This
Bowing from Business
The Council of Australia
Bush Fires
(article: The Economist - 24 Asia - Australia's carbon-trading scheme June 6 2009)
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International Funk Society
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Spicasso
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Infinite Undiscovery
Birth By Sleep
Kingdom of Paradise
Eternal Sonata
...really, the names of most JRPGs would make for middling to decent progressive rock band names.
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I have a real one (kind of) to add to the list that my friends and I did as a joke and played one party. The songs we played will never be discussed, if I have anything to do with it.
Mount Crushmore, featuring:
George Moshington doing Vocals
Thomas Deatherson on Guitar.
Abraham Spinkick on Bass.
Teddy Brosevelt on Drums.
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Which were you?
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Abraham Spinkick. I know about jack squat about playing bass, too. So that was fun.
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Old People Screwing
Sewed-Up Cat's Asshole
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Additional Pylons
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Band Name
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Three Guys Quartet
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(brackets)
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This Shirt
(the idea being that this band exists entirely to sell shirts)
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The Great Turkish Bathhouse
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Kong Dong
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Mr. Saturn
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Dong Kong
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Don Kong and the Dixies
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I Am Obsessed With Green Women
Spark & Cannon
A World Of Solutions
Jonathon Says
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Romulan Wail
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Brentai the Hentai.
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Brentai the Hentai.
there's already a band named Maximum the Hormone. They could have gunfights or something.
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This Is A Triumph
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My buddies and I once formed a band called Mediocre at Best.
Went to first practice. Half the band got high. Girl showed up. Band broke up.
:perfect: Just like a real band!
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Fister
Fister's Quest
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Fister Sister
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Midgets - 1/2 price, Japs - Free
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Democratic Tyranny (http://brontoforum.us/index.php?topic=469.msg88673#msg88673)
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Bad Name For A Band
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The Pride of <subject hometown here>
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"The Band That Needs no Introduction"
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Emma Frost and the Stepford Cuckoos
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Cease and Desist
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Worst Dating Advice Ever
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Bring A Towel
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Unintended Conception
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Dodumbgo.
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Playa Versus Playa
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Colonel Duckbread's Worsted Suit
Corn Bread
The Municipal Renewal Board
Heavy Industry
Not Offensive Enough
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Honourable mention (because it was actually used by someone): The Anarchy Steering Committee
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You'll Find It
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My Anus is Bleeding
Rapscallion
Callithump
Tequila Mockingbird
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Virgins on the Offensive
Capitalists for Hire
The Porn Barons
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Steam-Powered Internets.
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Clumsy Portmanteau.
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Clumanteau, for short.
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:perfect:
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Yoga Fire and the Tiger Uppercuts
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Steampunk Sex Machines
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Laser-Proof Birds
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The Restless Legs
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The Kinsey Six.
(there are five of them)
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I get it.
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The bad news: My boss caught me browsing Wikipedia on the job. Oh noes!
The good news: His reaction was "Hah, "Amorphous Ice" would make a good band name."
/perfect?
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Depends on whether he really didn't care or if he was passive-aggressively telling you to stop. A lot of sackless managers will tell you what you've got up on your screen just to let you know that they know what you've got up on your screen, hint, hint.
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I don't think he'd care as long as I don't spend three hours (http://xkcd.com/214/) browsing. He's a pretty laid-back guy and doesn't afraid of anything. That and he sometimes spends a half-hour gushing about his son's latest adventures in computer science, so I think we're even.
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Natalie Portman Sex Tape
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Is that a joke about Natalie Portman's Shaved Head?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TvaaRlCKc5c
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I would buy anything named Natalie Portman Sex Tape, so that's a good one.
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The joke is yours would instantly become the most downloaded MP3s on {whatever} overnight.
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Accidentally Pro-Choice
Swedish friends are thinking of using that for their band.
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Initially the band had two running ideas for band names: Nazipenis and Turbonegro. They were advised that a band named Nazipenis would never sell records, so they chose Turbonegro as an arguably more consumer-friendly choice.
:facepalm:
Anal Gestapo (sometimes credited as Nazipenis) is a Serbian tribute band to a Norwegian band Turbonegro.
:facepalm::facepalm::facepalm:
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Guns for Mozart
debut album: Gunpowdered Wigs
Father's Dirty Nuns
debut album: Black Habits and Good Looks
Lesbian Tryst Fund
debut album: Fun With Dick and Jane
Tits for Jesus
debut album: The Holy Pair
Edit: I'm so tempted to do album mockups.
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Guns for Mozart
debut album: Gunpowdered Wigs
Perhaps you are thinking of these distinguished gentlemen? (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Upper_Crust)
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Is that a joke about Natalie Portman's Shaved Head?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TvaaRlCKc5c
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They made that and got to tour with CSS and Go! Team? More to add to the murder list.
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If it makes you feel any better, they are probably the worst live act I've ever seen.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rL3Xq1a8_wo
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NPSH has one good song. But if you are saying that the entire output of CSS or The Go! Team combined, or even both of their output combined is better than Sophisticated Side Ponytail, you're wrong.
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It's a concept band with a bad concept. The height of hipster shitty "oh look what I just did. I know it's shitty but I didn't care that much".
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I mostly like names that would be humorous or confusing on marquees.
Sex Addicts Anonymous
Monster Truck Racing
F ck You
Free Beer Tonight
Cats!
Bible Study
Ex-Girlfriend Naked Pics
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BIGGER P'S.
Because the masses are convinced they need them!
It works on so many (2) levels!!!
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Lucy Lossless.
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After a fun time drinking, it was decided my friends would start a band called "Twat and a Half."
I like it.
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My future band will be called Johnny and the Fucks
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Prose & Cons or The Prose Cons
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Don Juan Zero Juan Juan
genre: Nerdcore
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The Literally Hitlers
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Toxic Nocturnal Primate (http://blogs.scientificamerican.com/observations/2012/12/14/new-toxic-nocturnal-primate-species-discovered/)
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Gut Fauna
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If I ever start a jazz band, I'll name it Daddy Longlegs and the Black Widows.
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Pies Wink Foolishly
(dot com)
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Immaculate Post-Apocalyptic Hyundai
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Drop D Dickbag
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The Literally Hitlers
Best one.
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Illegal Vodka Pipeline
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If you install the vodka-dev package you'll stop getting that error.
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The Involuntary Chucklespasms
Sharkvania
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<Brentai> I'd name my band "Constant Gigolo" but I don't think that means what I think it does.