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Zaratustra

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California on Fire Again
« on: November 17, 2008, 02:19:48 AM »
So... are the California fires punishment from God for Prop 8 being passed? I don't understand how this works.
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« Reply #1 on: November 17, 2008, 02:30:04 AM »
Nah, that doesn't make sense.  God hates fags.

Maybe he's a terrible gift-giver.
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« Reply #2 on: November 17, 2008, 05:37:26 AM »
Quote from: Zaratustra on November 17, 2008, 02:19:48 AM
So... are the California fires punishment from God for Prop 8 being passed? I don't understand how this works.

Hasn't California been continually on fire for like the past 30 years? It's just the intensity that varies a bit, really.
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California on Fire Again
« Reply #3 on: November 17, 2008, 10:38:04 AM »
Quote from: Iron_Mongrel on November 17, 2008, 05:37:26 AM
Quote from: Zaratustra on November 17, 2008, 02:19:48 AM
So... are the California fires punishment from God for Prop 8 being passed? I don't understand how this works.

Hasn't California been continually on fire for like the past 30 years? It's just the intensity that varies a bit, really.

And the proximity to my house. I could spit the fire out from the end of my street.
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clutch

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California on Fire Again
« Reply #4 on: November 17, 2008, 01:50:22 PM »
It really upsets me that nobody here has had anything to say about the fact that I am on fire right now.
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California on Fire Again
« Reply #5 on: November 17, 2008, 01:51:30 PM »
It's California.  Is it ever not on fire?

Edit:
Quick wiki research shows that California is made out of combustibles.
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« Reply #6 on: November 17, 2008, 02:10:19 PM »
Quote from: clutch on November 17, 2008, 01:50:22 PM
It really upsets me that nobody here has had anything to say about the fact that I am on fire right now.

I'm actually more interested in your postal meter.  :nyoro~n:
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« Reply #7 on: November 17, 2008, 02:54:59 PM »
So, uh, sorry about your ignition status, Clutch. Do you want, maybe, uh... Should I mail you some water?
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« Reply #8 on: November 17, 2008, 03:04:50 PM »
Quote from: Rock on November 17, 2008, 02:10:19 PM
I'm actually more interested in your postal meter.  :nyoro~n:

I'm afraid to ask why.
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« Reply #9 on: November 17, 2008, 03:43:42 PM »
I wanted to make the obvious "Clutch is flaming" joke, but I was too horrified by the idea that you might actually live near a firestorm to go for it.

Please do not combust. We have not had a beer yet.
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« Reply #10 on: November 17, 2008, 04:23:50 PM »
Quote from: clutch on November 17, 2008, 01:50:22 PM
I am on fire right now.

I know it's embarassing, but, you know they have a cream for that now, right?
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« Reply #11 on: November 17, 2008, 04:30:28 PM »
Better joke answer:

News photo of the California fires or Fallout 3 Screenshot? YOU DECIDE!

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« Reply #12 on: November 17, 2008, 05:01:44 PM »
 ::(:
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« Reply #13 on: November 17, 2008, 06:35:17 PM »
I find all these jokes a little inappropriate considering Christopher Lloyd's house burned down.






Eighty-eight hundred degrees!


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Re: California on Fire Again
« Reply #14 on: November 17, 2008, 11:52:57 PM »
Quote from: clutch on November 17, 2008, 01:50:22 PM
It really upsets me that nobody here has had anything to say about the fact that I am on fire right now.

You're not on fire enough to not post about it, though.  Just... casually on fire.  Like that one guy on that Pink Floyd album cover.  Or dwarves.
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Re: California on Fire Again
« Reply #15 on: November 18, 2008, 02:13:48 PM »
Or Blackbeard.
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Re: California on Fire Again
« Reply #16 on: November 18, 2008, 02:54:53 PM »
Avast.
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Re: California on Fire Again
« Reply #17 on: November 18, 2008, 03:32:03 PM »
He really meant it metaphorically.  He was totally jammin' on the court and was upset that nobody seemed to appreciate his skillz.
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