I thought that was Jessica Rabbit?

Other furry cartoon women I enjoy: Marge Simpson, Lara Croft.

I wasn't the first one that voted Slappy Squirrel, but I was the second one.

BANNED BEYOND BELIEF.

Just confirming something I already know from rewatching this show. Did I miss any?

The cutscenes fucking rule, though, holy shit

Okay, I thought some of you might get a kick out of reading some of my experiences with this fine game, so here we go. Keep in mind, I never owned a Nes, so this is my first time playing this game.

Presented with five levels, I mucked around in each one a little bit before deciding I wanted to do the Himalayas first. This was my first mistake. Apparently this is one of the hardest levels in the game, and also disables the cane-hopping mechanic to some degree what with the snow trapping you and all. Also, delightfully, each level has a hidden heart in it, and you're meant to do the easier levels first to get the bonus hearts, then tackle the harder levels later. So I was doing the Himalayas on 3 hearts, although I did find a fourth.

So in the Himalayas level, you're supposed to find a machine that has been broken into 3 parts, which come out of rabbits that look like Thumper dotted around the level. There is a map that explicitly tells you which rabbits have the parts and where they're located, and I played the level for a full four hours before realizing this, working under the assumption that the parts just came out of completely random Thumpers, and you just had to kill every single one in the level to find all 3 parts.

Pretty much wanted to kill myself up until I figured that out. I briefly thought about starting over with the Amazon, but I wanted to be tougher than the toughies so I stuck with it. It took me like 6 or 7 goes at the Yeti boss to realize he continued his jumping in a fixed direction after you hit him, so I could just jump on him and then go behind him to avoid at least 50% of his jumps. For once I credited a game with too much intelligence.

I think I got about 10-12 game overs on that level all-up, so thank God I didn't decide to LP this game...

So after that, I decided to do Transylvania, completely failed to understand the portal system and wandered around lost until I had to ask Roger for help, at which point I found the right portal almost straight away. It might've just been because I had 5 hearts now, but this level was a complete fucking joke compared to the Himalaya one. Highlight of this level included not realizing I was meant to go back to the start of the level and panicking when I did so after finding Beakley, so I went and redid the entire level and went through the mine carts twice with a heavy heart, only to find I was meant to return to the room where I got the heart power-up!

I haven't decided what level I want to do next, I might actually do the Amazon, but I dunno if I wanna take the sissy way out just yet.

HOLY

FUCKING

SHIIIIIIIIIIT

THIS GAME IS FUCKING IMPOSSIBLE

you could just have the screen be blank to start with, and then have a "push stick to go" prompt appear if mario is idle for like 5-10 seconds?

also wow this thread

Please to be having a Bubble Bobble novel where Kevin, a regular teenager, is brought to the Bubble Bobble world. Bub and Bob are trapped by Super Drunk, but they figure out how to telepathically communicate with Kevin and help him unleash his latent bubble-blowing power.

Fuckbug Wants His Goddamn Diamonds



This guy is so adorably naive I wanna pinch his cheek.

Of course, this is all moot, because ek4 will never ever happen in a million fucking years.

B-But I made this title screen!

all my double tyrannicals