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Messages - Frocto

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Boo Wonder

Look at his little hairpiece.

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I thought that was Jessica Rabbit?

Other furry cartoon women I enjoy: Marge Simpson, Lara Croft.

I wasn't the first one that voted Slappy Squirrel, but I was the second one.

BANNED BEYOND BELIEF.

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Added Katie Ka-Boom.

Please tell me who you are that voted Slappy Squirrel so I can ban the fuck out of you.

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World's Most Scientific Institute / What Was The Worst Animaniacs Segment?
« on: December 23, 2013, 11:00:22 PM »
Just confirming something I already know from rewatching this show. Did I miss any?

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Assorted Creations / Re: Eversion
« on: November 27, 2013, 04:03:01 PM »

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Gaming Discussion / Re: Every Day They're Out There Remaking DuckTales
« on: November 19, 2013, 02:36:46 PM »
The cutscenes fucking rule, though, holy shit

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Gaming Discussion / Re: Every Day They're Out There Remaking DuckTales
« on: November 19, 2013, 02:35:05 PM »
All they really need to do with the cutscenes is, get this, when I push "skip cutscene," I don't want to be moved on to the next cutscene, I want to play the damn level...

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Gaming Discussion / Re: Every Day They're Out There Remaking DuckTales
« on: November 19, 2013, 01:14:20 AM »
Okay, I thought some of you might get a kick out of reading some of my experiences with this fine game, so here we go. Keep in mind, I never owned a Nes, so this is my first time playing this game.

Presented with five levels, I mucked around in each one a little bit before deciding I wanted to do the Himalayas first. This was my first mistake. Apparently this is one of the hardest levels in the game, and also disables the cane-hopping mechanic to some degree what with the snow trapping you and all. Also, delightfully, each level has a hidden heart in it, and you're meant to do the easier levels first to get the bonus hearts, then tackle the harder levels later. So I was doing the Himalayas on 3 hearts, although I did find a fourth.

So in the Himalayas level, you're supposed to find a machine that has been broken into 3 parts, which come out of rabbits that look like Thumper dotted around the level. There is a map that explicitly tells you which rabbits have the parts and where they're located, and I played the level for a full four hours before realizing this, working under the assumption that the parts just came out of completely random Thumpers, and you just had to kill every single one in the level to find all 3 parts.

Pretty much wanted to kill myself up until I figured that out. I briefly thought about starting over with the Amazon, but I wanted to be tougher than the toughies so I stuck with it. It took me like 6 or 7 goes at the Yeti boss to realize he continued his jumping in a fixed direction after you hit him, so I could just jump on him and then go behind him to avoid at least 50% of his jumps. For once I credited a game with too much intelligence.

I think I got about 10-12 game overs on that level all-up, so thank God I didn't decide to LP this game...

So after that, I decided to do Transylvania, completely failed to understand the portal system and wandered around lost until I had to ask Roger for help, at which point I found the right portal almost straight away. It might've just been because I had 5 hearts now, but this level was a complete fucking joke compared to the Himalaya one. Highlight of this level included not realizing I was meant to go back to the start of the level and panicking when I did so after finding Beakley, so I went and redid the entire level and went through the mine carts twice with a heavy heart, only to find I was meant to return to the room where I got the heart power-up!

I haven't decided what level I want to do next, I might actually do the Amazon, but I dunno if I wanna take the sissy way out just yet.

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Gaming Discussion / Re: Videogame Images & Fan Art
« on: November 18, 2013, 07:24:43 AM »

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Gaming Discussion / Re: Every Day They're Out There Remaking DuckTales
« on: November 16, 2013, 12:18:26 AM »
HOLY

FUCKING

SHIIIIIIIIIIT

THIS GAME IS FUCKING IMPOSSIBLE

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Gaming Discussion / Re: Unforgivable Sins of Game Design
« on: November 07, 2013, 12:34:12 AM »

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Gaming Discussion / Re: Unforgivable Sins of Game Design
« on: November 06, 2013, 03:58:15 PM »
you could just have the screen be blank to start with, and then have a "push stick to go" prompt appear if mario is idle for like 5-10 seconds?

also wow this thread

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Gaming Discussion / Re: FX Nine
« on: November 05, 2013, 11:02:01 PM »
"Kevin!"

Kevin burst into the throne room, just in time to see Bub and Bob, trapped in bubbles that were slowly shrinking around them. In the last few minutes, the bubbles had shrunk from large enough for them to move around to just tight enough to begin pressing on them from all sides. In just a few more minutes they'd be crushed!

"Huahaha! Kevin cannot save you now, dragons! He cannot even blow a bubble!" laughed Super Drunk from atop his throne. The King of Bubble Land raised his magical stuff and threw lightning bolts, singing Kevin's hair!

"Kevin! You must blow a bubble! You must!" cried the dragons, even as they were just moments from their bubbly destruction! Not even the finest of cakes could soothe their nerves now.

But Kevin couldn't! He'd tried and tried... But if he didn't, Bub and Bob were doomed!

Concentrating with every fibre of his being, Kevin focussed on the bubble within, the bubbles in the very pit of his stomach. He closed his eyes and grit his teeth, all of his mind solely thinking of nothing but bubbles. He had to make a bubble! Then he felt it, growing in the pit of his stomach, slowly expanding outwards, getting larger and larger... Kevin could feel the bubble expanding inside of him and, with it, his destiny. He began to open his mouth, feeling the mightiest bubble he could ever summon rising within him!

*followed by 3 incredibly graphic and detailed pages of Kevin blowing bubbles*

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Gaming Discussion / Re: FX Nine
« on: November 05, 2013, 04:37:17 PM »
Please to be having a Bubble Bobble novel where Kevin, a regular teenager, is brought to the Bubble Bobble world. Bub and Bob are trapped by Super Drunk, but they figure out how to telepathically communicate with Kevin and help him unleash his latent bubble-blowing power.

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LP Hell / Re: Let's Play Exquisite Knorpse 3
« on: October 25, 2013, 04:33:16 AM »
yeah damn smiler

if only there'd been a poll

where people could vote on whether I did easy or hard

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LP Hell / Re: Let's Play Exquisite Knorpse 3
« on: October 08, 2013, 07:15:55 PM »
Fuckbug Wants His Goddamn Diamonds



This guy is so adorably naive I wanna pinch his cheek.

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High-Context Discourse / Re: Imagery Unload
« on: October 04, 2013, 09:25:20 PM »

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Assorted Creations / Re: we've been doing this all wrong
« on: October 02, 2013, 02:36:05 PM »
Of course, this is all moot, because ek4 will never ever happen in a million fucking years.

B-But I made this title screen!


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LP Hell / Re: Let's Play Exquisite Knorpse 3
« on: October 02, 2013, 02:25:02 PM »


why does everyone draw her with thighhighs goddamn

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Assorted Creations / Re: we've been doing this all wrong
« on: October 02, 2013, 04:37:19 AM »
all my double tyrannicals

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