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[MadMAxJr]

I didn't drink through college, at all.  Then I started having the occasional sake with a friend when we visited the sushi bar.  Then he introduced me to this stuff.

Chopin (Potato Vodka)
Valencia orange juice
Unsweetened 100% Cranberry juice (This stuff is TART.)

Mix while having no concept of what a 'finger' of vodka is.  Have another.  Then a third.  Wake up the following day at somewhere shortly after noon wondering who hit you with a brick.

[Guild]

some sort of loony with no tastebuds to speak of.

I liked beer from a young age. My dad gave me half a budweiser when I was 8 while we drove home from his construction site. I thought it tasted awesome.

[Brentai]

Please ask somebody else.

Still want to know the true meaning of this.

...the last couple posts didn't answer it for you?

I wonder how drunk you have to get Thad in order to have him type like most drunk people.

You mean "type like most people".  You have to remember that these forums have a very unnatural level of literacy.

[A²]

What're the rules and shit on mailing open containers of Whiskey?

[James Edward Smith]

I liked beer from a young age. My dad gave me half a budweiser when I was 8 while we drove home from his construction site. I thought it tasted awesome.

Yeah, I was the same. I think it's just a case of use having it with no real expectations and then acquiring a taste for it.

You mean "type like most people".  You have to remember that these forums have a very unnatural level of literacy.

Oh yeah? Prove it.

[Guild]

Geothermal, that post you just made is ironeous.

[Brentai]

Aha!  I knew there was a reason I kept looking back at it like there was some sort of obvious double-standard there.

[Mongrel]

Way back in the beginning, I was developing a taste for spirits and hard liqour, but something* happened in University and now I can't stomach strong alcohol at all.

Also, alcohol practically turns me into a narcoleptic. I'll never increase my capacity, simply because total unconsiousness gets in the way of my consuming more than three or four beers (at most).

Not actually complaining about it, mind you...

*As I in "I have no clue what" not "hur hur hur "something"".

[Büge]

I tried some of my friends' beer while we were at a bar. Are all beers supposed to taste like barfed-up oatmeal?

[Guild]

You drink until that goes away.

[Thad]

...Going to assume it was an oatmeal stout?

Guild's giving off some mixed messages here, but he's right; most people consider it an acquired taste, but some like it the first time.  He and I fall into the latter category; you presumably fall into the former (although it's possible you were just drinking crappy beer).

Course, the first beer MY dad gave ME was a Fat Tire.  Which makes him way cooler than Guild's dad.

[Guild]

I meant that after your tenth beer the flavor is almost gone.

Fat Tire is ass.

From what I hear your dad and I are alike in the public loudness regard.

[Guild]

I'm not drunk, but I'm mad, which is about the same thing in terms of my behavior.

KEVIN LOVELACE YOU ARE A PIT-STAIN WINDBAG JERK

That feels better.

[Cthulhu-chan]

Fat Tire is ass.

Insulting another man's beer!  Them's fight'n words!

[Brentai]

Course, the first beer MY dad gave ME was a Fat Tire.  Which makes him way cooler than Guild's dad.

That's the brand that actually got me to like beer.  Up until that point it was more like a means to an end.

Fat Tire is ass.

This is my shocked face.   

[Thad]

...Guild, you never leave me lacking for examples of why nobody should listen to you, ever.

[Royal☭]

Man, I love all those New Belgium beers.  I started with Fat Tire, then grew a taste for Abbey, and now I drink 1554.  It's good shit, and I look forward to trying the rest of the stuff they make.

[Detonator]

I'm so lucky, I got over my hangover just in time to go out drinking again! 

[Thad]

Maryland university officials suggest lowering the drinking age.

This should be a national conversation.  The national drinking age is a gross violation of states' rights (brought to us by the Republican Party, the party of states' rights, naturally), and simply makes underage drinking more dangerous.  I consider these facts to be very, very obvious, and yet I see a surprisingly little amount of debate on the subject -- it's just one of those things where everyone's resigned to think, "Sure, it's fucked up, but there's nothing we can do about it."

[Arc]

Partook of imported tequila that came in a six-pack of soda pop bottles. Was brown and bubbly, so I had mistaken it for imported water.



Afterwards, Wild Turkey.



Made even our 350 pound host tipsy.

What're the rules and shit on mailing open containers of Whiskey?

Just tell them it's a DVD or something something.

Smirnoff stuff (my favorite flavor is watermelon)

Smirnoff, for when masturbation is just too much effort.

We should hang out.

So anyway, I like 151 and Coke.

The perfect combination for when you want to become instantly inebriated, but need to concentrate on something else than your drink. Like thesis statements, or girlfriend issues.

I was all when I found out my new address was 151.

Long island iced tea

If you're ever in a Red Lobster, try their Top-Shelf LIIT. I'll personally attest to its magical properties, but beware to never drink it around anyone you're keeping secrets from. Loose lips sink friendships.