Partook of imported tequila that came in a six-pack of soda pop bottles. Was brown and bubbly, so I had mistaken it for imported water.
Afterwards, Wild Turkey.
Made even our 350 pound host tipsy.
What're the rules and shit on mailing open containers of Whiskey?
Just tell them it's a DVD or something something.
Smirnoff stuff (my favorite flavor is watermelon)
Smirnoff, for when masturbation is just too much effort.
We should hang out.
So anyway, I like 151 and Coke.
The perfect combination for when you want to become instantly inebriated, but need to concentrate on something else than your drink. Like thesis statements, or girlfriend issues.
I was all
when I found out my new address was 151.
Long island iced tea
If you're ever in a Red Lobster, try their Top-Shelf LIIT. I'll personally attest to its magical properties, but beware to never drink it around anyone you're keeping secrets from. Loose lips sink
friendships.