<@Friday> oh god
<@Friday> my friend is messaging me
<@Friday> about how she just went pants shopping and NOW SHE IS DEPRESSED BECAUSE SHE IS FAT
<@Friday> how do i
<@Friday> I thought only guys had to deal with this shit
<@Friday> WHAT DO I SAY
<Caithness> lol
<Caithness> what would you want her to say to you?
<@Friday> that doesn't work, because I'm not her
<Mr_Saturn> has she in fact gotten fatter?
<@Friday> nope
<MetalSlime> STOP BEING FAT LIKE THOSE PEOPLE IN THAT CHAT ROOM I HANG OUT IN
<Caithness> sounds like that's what you say, then
<MetalSlime> REALLY THEY ARE SO FAT. YOU WANT TO BE FAT LIKE THEM?
<MetalSlime> THOUGHT NOT
<@Friday> hahaha
<@Friday> YOU WILL NEVER BE AS FAT AS KAZZ is probably the thing to say to me, yeah
<@Friday> NO MATTER HOW GAY OR FAT YOU ARE, KAZZ DWARFS OVER YOU
<+BongoBill> Facetiously, the solution is to say that she should be depressed for being stupid instead. That would be a tremendously cruel thing to tell her.
<Dr_Nerd> oh man why do people play the fat gambit
<Dr_Nerd> that never ends well
<+BongoBill> Fat Gambit isn't even in UMvC3
<@Friday> I'm just going to ignore her I think
<Dr_Nerd> Try changing the conversation
<Dr_Nerd> Try talking about the weather, or the local sports team which you like
<@Friday> HEY HOW ABOUT THOSE FAT GUYS I HEARD THEY PUT ON ABOUT 50000000 LBS LAST SEASON BUT STILL AREN'T QUITE AS FAT AS YOU
<@Friday> wait oops
<@Friday> I meant uh
<@Friday> how about those jesus your legs are like trees and your neck has a zipcode
<Dr_Nerd> yeah but their butts are still pretty tight right
<Dr_Nerd> no matter how fat they seem to get
<TheTsunami> How about a fashion change up? I heard mumus were in this winter!
<@Friday> So I heard it was gonna rain tomorrow and jesus h fucking christ oh my god oh my god the moon is going to collide with the earth we're all doomed oh shit oh shit oh wait that's just your ass
<MetalSlime> wait a minute
<MetalSlime> why does your ass have craters
<MetalSlime> oh god
<Dr_Nerd> DAWN OF THE THIRD DAY