Topic: Quotes (Read 142262 times)

Caithness · « **Reply #960 on:** November 28, 2011, 08:28:08 PM »

So do Texans.

Friday · « **Reply #961 on:** November 29, 2011, 11:55:00 PM »

<@Friday> ROMO! HOTTEST GIRL TRAPPED IN A ROOM FILLED WITH ACID! TEN SECONDS GO.
<@Romosome> Friday: YOU
* @Romosome pulls lever
<@Friday> aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa...............
<@Romosome> somewhere, kayin gets a boner
<Brentai> Yes, Kayin.

Smiler · « **Reply #962 on:** November 30, 2011, 10:30:33 AM »

[12:19] <yeoz> McDonald's restaurants in San Francisco have found a way to comply with a city law that bans free toy giveaways with Happy Meals: charge 10 cents for the toys.
[12:19] <Kara99> fuck them
[12:19] <Kara99> the city
[12:19] <yeoz> The money from the toy sales will help build a new Ronald McDonald House.
[12:19] <Kara99> not McD's
[12:19] <zaratustra> in addition to purchasing the happy meal?
[12:20] <yeoz> dunno
[12:20] <yeoz> yeah
[12:20] <yeoz> it's in addition
[12:20] <yeoz> The San Francisco Chronicle reports that franchises in the city will begin the dime to customers who request that the toys be added to their Happy Meals.
[12:20] <zaratustra> makes sense, at least superficially
[12:21] <zaratustra> I mean you're giving a toy to a kid in exchange for him eating a fatty meal
[12:21] <Kara99> you can buy the toys without a meal for 50 cents
[12:21] <zaratustra> that's positive reinforcement
[12:21] <zaratustra> you can?
[12:21] <Kara99> so if you REALLY want the toy and not the junk food
[12:21] <Kara99> yep
[12:24] <zaratustra> and I ate four happy meals just to get my fiancee the madagascar penguins
[12:24] <zaratustra> dammit

Zaratustra · « **Reply #963 on:** November 30, 2011, 02:45:25 PM »

i regret nothing

Büge · « **Reply #964 on:** November 30, 2011, 09:52:38 PM »

I picture Zara sitting on the curb and gorging on happy meals while people walk by and shake their heads.

Mongrel · « **Reply #965 on:** December 01, 2011, 08:40:26 AM »

Quote

My copy editor buddy says he's editing a story that has a Key West fire chief named Bum Farto

Sharkey · « **Reply #966 on:** December 01, 2011, 02:39:55 PM »

Quote from: Disposable Ninja on October 15, 2011, 02:46:24 PM

Quote from: Friday on October 15, 2011, 02:42:02 PM
<@Romosome> sometimes I worry about like
<@Romosome> having a sudden heart attack
<@Romosome> and dying with my porn tabs still open

He died as he lived.

Watching girls rimjob horses.

I'm just catching up on these, and that is fucking funny. So funny I'm going to probably rip it off.

No! I'm going to start a whole new blockbuster cultural phenomenon of a website just so I can sell T-shirts with that on them.

Er, with your permission, of course.

Or not. Like I give a fuck.

Royal☭ · « **Reply #967 on:** December 01, 2011, 03:00:15 PM »

eBaumsworld already stole your idea, Sharkey.

Sharkey · « **Reply #968 on:** December 01, 2011, 03:59:36 PM »

No, I'm stealing theirs. And I should get bonus points for that.

Disposable Ninja · « **Reply #969 on:** December 01, 2011, 04:33:13 PM »

Quote from: Sharkey on December 01, 2011, 02:39:55 PM

Quote from: Disposable Ninja on October 15, 2011, 02:46:24 PM
He died as he lived.

Watching girls rimjob horses.

I'm just catching up on these, and that is fucking funny. So funny I'm going to probably rip it off.

No! I'm going to start a whole new blockbuster cultural phenomenon of a website just so I can sell T-shirts with that on them.

Er, with your permission, of course.

Or not. Like I give a fuck.

What? Hell no. Girls giving rimjobs to horses is my thing. It has been since I was in middle school. I still remember the first time I said it in class, and a nearby girl exclaimed "Ew!".

The faculty was very concerned.

Anyway, yeah, knock yourself out. Hell, send me a shirt for free. I have no money and winter is coming.

Büge · « **Reply #970 on:** December 01, 2011, 04:55:12 PM »

But DN, if you make a comic of it, you can claim IP rights!

Friday · « **Reply #971 on:** December 01, 2011, 05:10:10 PM »

<R^2> Last time I had a job interview they asked me if I had a police record. I told them I have Don't Stand So Close To Me.

Friday · « **Reply #972 on:** December 02, 2011, 05:32:19 PM »

<@Friday> oh god
<@Friday> my friend is messaging me
<@Friday> about how she just went pants shopping and NOW SHE IS DEPRESSED BECAUSE SHE IS FAT
<@Friday> how do i
<@Friday> I thought only guys had to deal with this shit
<@Friday> WHAT DO I SAY
<Caithness> lol
<Caithness> what would you want her to say to you?
<@Friday> that doesn't work, because I'm not her
<Mr_Saturn> has she in fact gotten fatter?
<@Friday> nope
<MetalSlime> STOP BEING FAT LIKE THOSE PEOPLE IN THAT CHAT ROOM I HANG OUT IN
<Caithness> sounds like that's what you say, then
<MetalSlime> REALLY THEY ARE SO FAT. YOU WANT TO BE FAT LIKE THEM?
<MetalSlime> THOUGHT NOT
<@Friday> hahaha
<@Friday> YOU WILL NEVER BE AS FAT AS KAZZ is probably the thing to say to me, yeah
<@Friday> NO MATTER HOW GAY OR FAT YOU ARE, KAZZ DWARFS OVER YOU
<+BongoBill> Facetiously, the solution is to say that she should be depressed for being stupid instead. That would be a tremendously cruel thing to tell her.
<Dr_Nerd> oh man why do people play the fat gambit
<Dr_Nerd> that never ends well
<+BongoBill> Fat Gambit isn't even in UMvC3
<@Friday> I'm just going to ignore her I think
<Dr_Nerd> Try changing the conversation
<Dr_Nerd> Try talking about the weather, or the local sports team which you like
<@Friday> HEY HOW ABOUT THOSE FAT GUYS I HEARD THEY PUT ON ABOUT 50000000 LBS LAST SEASON BUT STILL AREN'T QUITE AS FAT AS YOU
<@Friday> wait oops
<@Friday> I meant uh
<@Friday> how about those jesus your legs are like trees and your neck has a zipcode
<Dr_Nerd> yeah but their butts are still pretty tight right
<Dr_Nerd> no matter how fat they seem to get
<TheTsunami> How about a fashion change up? I heard mumus were in this winter!
<@Friday> So I heard it was gonna rain tomorrow and jesus h fucking christ oh my god oh my god the moon is going to collide with the earth we're all doomed oh shit oh shit oh wait that's just your ass
<MetalSlime> wait a minute
<MetalSlime> why does your ass have craters
<MetalSlime> oh god
<Dr_Nerd> DAWN OF THE THIRD DAY

the asshole you hate · « **Reply #973 on:** December 02, 2011, 05:38:10 PM »

The best idea here might be a very high context way to say, "Looks aren't everything." I'd do it as nonviolently as possible by using an I statement. "I don't pay attention to those kind of things."

If, on the other hand, you want your friend skinnier, use a you statement like, "You did seem skinnier earlier this year." or similar words. Warning: Likely to work really well and cost a friend.

Brentai · « **Reply #974 on:** December 02, 2011, 05:55:57 PM »

It's a call for pity sex. Go make out with her.

Send pics.

Unless she's actually fat.

Then don't send pics.

Beat Bandit · « **Reply #975 on:** December 02, 2011, 05:58:03 PM »

See I don't understand these situations. If you can't respond with "eat less fatty" why is she your friend?

Disposable Ninja · « **Reply #976 on:** December 02, 2011, 06:02:43 PM »

Personally I've always wanted to see The Thing and The Blob do it, so I'm game for pics.

Thad · « **Reply #977 on:** December 03, 2011, 12:04:18 PM »

Wait, movie Thing and Blob, or Marvel Thing and Blob?

Lottel · « **Reply #978 on:** December 03, 2011, 12:10:25 PM »

The only thing that moves The Blob is a flash of Grimm's baby blues.

Disposable Ninja · « **Reply #979 on:** December 03, 2011, 12:32:47 PM »

Quote from: Thad on December 03, 2011, 12:04:18 PM

Wait, movie Thing and Blob, or Marvel Thing and Blob?

Movie. Friday's whole running gag is that she's some manner of Lovecraftian monster woman, right? I guess I should've been clearer.

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