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Re: Happy Current Holiday!
« Reply #160 on: December 26, 2012, 07:19:52 PM »

I appreciate you guys being there for me and I hope I can be there for you too. I`m thankful for all we`ve been through together and I hope you are having a merry holiday.
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Re: Happy Current Holiday!
« Reply #161 on: December 28, 2012, 03:20:05 PM »

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Re: Happy Current Holiday!
« Reply #162 on: December 31, 2012, 01:22:27 PM »

How I am going to spend my New Years:

I bought a frozen pizza. Tombstone. Not one of them fancy, expensive frozen pizzas. I'm not some Rockefeller DiGiorno over here. I also got some Ranch Dressing and Jack Daniels BBQ sauce.

I am going to cook that pizza, cut it into slices, and dip those slices into the BBQ and Ranch Dressing.

Fuck yeah America.
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Re: Happy Current Holiday!
« Reply #163 on: December 31, 2012, 02:48:59 PM »

Why you should be careful about the placement of words along lines:

My eyes drifted and I read that as "I am going to fuck that pizza."

(Actually this principle would fit well into Guild's graphic design thread.)

Anyway.  Nothing much exciting here either; fiancee is sick and we've got no plans.  Maybe watch Luther or Looper or some other similar-sounding video, drink a Steen Brugge.
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Re: Happy Current Holiday!
« Reply #164 on: December 31, 2012, 03:03:00 PM »

We're joining friends for board games and Tequila Sunrises.
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Re: Happy Current Holiday!
« Reply #165 on: December 31, 2012, 03:04:22 PM »

THAD ARE YOU GOING TO BE ON IRC

I KEPT MISSING YOU FOR LIKE THE LAST TEN YEARS BECAUSE I WENT OUT AND THEN FINALLY LAST YEAR I STAYED IN AND I WAS LIKE "OH COOL THAD WILL BE ON IRC I CAN WISH HIM A HAPPY NEW YEAR IN PERSON" AND THEN IT WAS THE YEAR YOU BROKE THE TRADITION

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Re: Happy Current Holiday!
« Reply #166 on: December 31, 2012, 03:25:09 PM »

I was going to spend it playing video games with people but instead I'll spend it... playing video games by myself I guess.
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Re: Happy Current Holiday!
« Reply #167 on: December 31, 2012, 03:27:05 PM »

I am going to be thankful that I somehow survived multiple neurotic breakdowns.
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Re: Happy Current Holiday!
« Reply #168 on: December 31, 2012, 03:29:12 PM »

"I am going to fuck that pizza."

I may do that, yes.
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Re: Happy Current Holiday!
« Reply #169 on: December 31, 2012, 03:53:40 PM »

"I am going to fuck that pizza."

I may do that, yes.

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Bloodninja: Wanna cyber?
DirtyKate: K, but don't tell anybody ;-)
DirtyKate: Who are you?
Bloodninja: I've got blond hair, blue eyes, I work out a lot
Bloodninja: And I have a part time job delivering for Papa John's in my Geo Storm.
DirtyKate: You sound sexy.. I bet you want me in the back of your car..
Bloodninja: Maybe some other time. You should call up Papa John's and make an order
DirtyKate: Haha! OK
DirtyKate: Hello! I'd like an extra-EXTRA large pizza just dripping with sauce.
Bloodninja: Well, first they would say, "Hello, this is Papa John's, how may I help you", then they tell you the specials, and then you would make your order. So that's an X-Large. What toppings do you want?
DirtyKate: I want everything, baby!
Bloodninja: Is this a delivery?
DirtyKate: Umm...Yes
DirtyKate: So you're bringing the pizza to my house now? Cause I'm home alone... and I think I'll take a shower...
Bloodninja: Good. It will take about fifteen minutes to cook, and then I'll drive to your house.
**pause**
DirtyKate:I'm almost finished with my shower... Hurry up!
Bloodninja: You can't hurry good pizza.
Bloodninja: I'm on my way now though
**pause**
DirtyKate: So you're at my front door now.
Bloodninja: How did you know?
Bloodninja: I knock but you can't hear me cause you're in the shower. So I let myself in, and walk inside. I put the pizza down on your coffee table.
Bloodninja: Are you ready to get nasty, baby? I'm as hot as a pizza oven
DirtyKate: ooohh yeah. I step out of the shower and I'm all wet and cold. Warm me up baby
Bloodninja: So you're still in the bathroom?
DirtyKate: Yeah, I'm wrapping a towel around myself.
Bloodninja: I can no longer resist the pizza. I open the box and unzip my pants with my other hand. As I penetrate the gooey cheese, I moan in ecstacy. The mushrooms and Italian sausage are rough, but the sauce is deliciously soothing. I blow my load in seconds. As you leave the bathroom, I exit through the front door....
DirtyKate: What the fuck?
DirtyKate: You perverted piece of s**t
DirtyKate: F**k

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Re: Happy Current Holiday!
« Reply #170 on: December 31, 2012, 05:17:15 PM »

THAD ARE YOU GOING TO BE ON IRC

Eh.  Probably not.  Won't rule it out in case I get extra-bored, but...not really my scene anymore so much.

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Re: Happy Current Holiday!
« Reply #171 on: December 31, 2012, 06:51:25 PM »

Reposting something Starr put up elsewhere:

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Dyslexic Mayan astrologer apologizes to world 'in avdance' for calendar error

TIKAL, GUATEMALA (Reuters) - Archaeologists from the National Museum of History in Mexico made a stunning and ominous discovery today in the partially-restored Bulba Saur Observatory in the ancient Mayan capital city.

Students and labor crews were removing the moss under the paving stones of the telescope room when they exposed not one, but five different carved stone calendars buried in the packed earth under the floor, along with a piece of slate covered in wax outlines of Mayan writing.

The calendar disks were almost identical to the Long Count Reference Library Official Ceremonial Calendar, which ended on 21 December 2012 and was held to predict the end of the world.

The sole clue to the ominous significance of these lost 'sister' calendars only became apparent when Dr. Gregorio Cortez, head of Mayan studies and leader of the restoration, returned from the outhouse and began deciphering the wax doodles on the slate.

"Here it says 'I, Nidorino the Astgroler for Lrod Zero Watsisname, herbie alopogize for nay speeling eoroos incrued wile cuting this Colander disk. Sighed, Nidorino huble Servant of the Cizitens and Nolbes of Mutual. P. S. Dont' look under the floro bords theso calendors are not vaild for offical use.' I shit you not. This guy may have gotten the date wrong, and we're all gonna die anyway, just nobody knows when." Dr. Cortez pointed out the upside-down and backwards and out-of-order Mayan glyphs with an increasing sense of urgency. "Excuse me Señor but I must attend to something again..."

Each one of the five calendars discovered along with the tablet contained an egregious error in the date at the end - such that one copy "ended" the world on August 2, 2002, missing the accepted date by over 10 years. The others missed by equally large margins, and one calendar repeated itself in several places.

Professor Maynard Dicknipple, chair of the Central American Studies department at the American Museum of Natural History, concurred. "I daresay we have a potential international crisis on our hands, thanks to my dysenteric colleague's discovery today. Why, the end of the world could still be out there, it may only be a matter of weeks or days, even." According to Dicknipple, the calculations of the Long Count are exquisitely accurate, such that even a nincompoop with Nidorino's degree of dyslexia could only fudge the true date by a quantifiably small amount. "You have to imagine that on the imaginary Mayan keyboard, the number keys that are right next to each other may help us interpret what Nidorino actually meant to inscribe. From that it seems that the misrecorded End of Time is actually most probably either about 4 months away, or 22 months away."

When asked what he would be doing when the first of those milestones came near, Dicknipple replied: "Most certainly, not my fucking income taxes lol."
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Re: Happy Current Holiday!
« Reply #172 on: December 31, 2012, 07:03:33 PM »

I did not have sex with the pizza, but I did eat it. I ate that shit real good.

I will not be awake for the ringing in of the new year.
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Re: Happy Current Holiday!
« Reply #173 on: December 31, 2012, 07:48:25 PM »

I played Catan with Aint and Aint's girl!

I lost, because I suck at Catan. But now I have soda.
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Re: Happy Current Holiday!
« Reply #174 on: December 31, 2012, 09:12:19 PM »

East Coast: leading America into the future.
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Re: Happy Current Holiday!
« Reply #176 on: February 14, 2013, 07:16:15 AM »

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Re: Happy Current Holiday!
« Reply #177 on: February 14, 2013, 08:15:49 AM »

Apparently that girl only lives an hour away from me.

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Re: Happy Current Holiday!
« Reply #178 on: February 14, 2013, 08:18:50 AM »

It's too late, then.
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Re: Happy Current Holiday!
« Reply #179 on: February 14, 2013, 08:35:58 AM »

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