Topic: Ragadorn Tavern Brawl (Read 13241 times)

Beat Bandit · « **Reply #60 on:** September 29, 2012, 08:31:39 AM »

Chansey stares the lone wolf straight in the eyes.

"Chansey?(NIGGA WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME? SAY IT AGAIN! SAY IT AGAIN!)"

With that he pulls out his dagger and chugs the Alether, a light glinting out from a talisman under his coat, seemingly reacting to the stranger's sword.
(CA +6)

Seeing all this go down, Yansey knows it's time to drink the elixir of life he got just for the occasion. But still isn't gonna' move 'cause, you know, that's just how he be.
(End +8)
A Adventuress CS15 END24 M4 G12 Short Sword =====MISSILE WEAPONS CHART===== R Ranger CS15 END24 M4 G10 Axe ITEM | 1 |2-4|5-7| 8+|DMG| K Knight CS16 END26 M4 G12 Broadsword d Dagger | 2 | 4 | 6 | 8 | 3 | D Druid CS12 END12 M3 G 6 Quarterstaff x Axe/Wpn | 2 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 4 | C MerChant CS16 END24 M3 G10 Dagger c Chair | 3 | 7 | - | - | 2 | Y MercenarY CS15 END36 M4 G26 Sword b Bottle | 2 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 2 | H Herbwarden CS12 END20 M3 G 8 Dagger t Torch | 2 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 4 | W Lone Wolf CS18 END33 M5 G10 Magic Spear f Food | 2 | 6 | 9 | - | 1 | G MaGician CS13 END22 M3 G20 Dagger u Bucket | 3 | 5 | 9 | - | 2 | D LanDlord CS16 END26 M5 G20 Club r Broom | 2 | 6 | - | - | 1 | P crouPier CS10 END21 M4 G 3 Dagger 1 Wench 1 CS 8 END18 M4 G 1 2 Wench 2 CS 7 END18 M4 G 1 L HeLghast CS20 END30 M5 G 0 Sword TREASURE LIST Old Shoe, Alether GAMING TABLE POT: 10GP

JDigital · « **Reply #61 on:** September 29, 2012, 11:12:38 AM »

(I forget if I mentioned it, but each character only gets one item. You can't give both to the same character.)

Beat Bandit · « **Reply #62 on:** September 29, 2012, 11:37:26 AM »

(I didn't)

JDigital · « **Reply #63 on:** September 29, 2012, 12:05:23 PM »

(I misread, sorry. Your characters have such similar names)

Kazz · « **Reply #64 on:** September 29, 2012, 03:50:00 PM »

Lone Wolf, hero to millions and savior of several important places, draws his sword on a mentally retarded merchant who was minding his own business and carves a hole in the man's gut.

Lone Wolf (CS22) attacks Merchant (CS16). Ratio +6
1d10
10

Merchant takes 18 damage. (6/24 END)

The Herbwarden, taking a cue from his sociopathic friend, grabs his chair and hucks it at the Merchant.

Herbwarden throws a chair (distance 1) at Merchant. (need 3 or higher)
1d10
3

The Merchant takes 2 damage. (4/24 END)

Then the Herbwarden draws his dagger and attempts to find the Merchant's vital organs. The Merchant slaps him with a fat palm as he falls.

Herbwarden (CS12) attacks the Merchant (CS16). (Ratio -4)
1d10
5

Herbwarden takes 5 damage. (15/20 END)
Merchant takes 4 damage. (0/24 END)

As far as I know, the Merchant is now a corpse. Lone Wolf removes all his items and coinage from his corpse (I don't know how much money he had in the end, though). Herbwarden shudders at the monster he has become, eyes gleaming with the bloodlust.

Kazz · « **Reply #65 on:** September 29, 2012, 04:25:58 PM »

shit, i don't think he had any money anymore

JDigital · « **Reply #66 on:** September 29, 2012, 04:44:26 PM »

"Oi!" shouts Larry. "That there was a paying customer!"

He draws his club and climbs off the table.

"...Oh, wait, he was broke? Ha, never mind then. Have fun at the gaming table tonight, you fun-loving chaps!"

He waddles over to a stack of junk by the wall and picks up an old shoe.

"So that's where it went."

He puts the shoe on his bare foot and scratches his head.

| | | K | +---+---+ +---+---+---+---+---+---+ +---+ |u | | | | L | | W | | | P | | +---+---#####---+---+---+---#############---+ | | c#b # | | | @ # | | # | +---+---#####---+---+---+---#---+---+---#---+ | |c | | | | Hc# | | # | +---+---+---+---#####---+---#---+---+---#---+ |t | | | c#f # | R #? | | # ---+---+---+---+---#####---+---#############---+ | | | | | | | | | | | | ---+---+---#####---+---+---#####---+---+---+---+ | | #b #c | | c#b #c | Y | | t| ---+---+---#####---+---+---#####---+---+---+---+--- |t | | | | | | | | | | |GA +---+---+---+---+---+---+---+---+---+---+---+--- | | | D | |c | |c | | |u | +---#####################################---+ | u# |b | |b |f |b |f | | ?# | +---#####################################---+ | r| 1 | | | | | | | | 2x| | +---+ +---+---+---+---+---+---+---+ +---+


A  Adventuress CS15 END24 M4 G12 Short Sword          =====MISSILE WEAPONS CHART=====
R  Ranger      CS15 END24 M4 G10 Axe                     ITEM    | 1 |2-4|5-7| 8+|DMG|
K  Knight      CS16 END26 M4 G12 Broadsword           d  Dagger  | 2 | 4 | 6 | 8 | 3 |
D  Druid       CS12 END12 M3 G 6 Quarterstaff         x  Axe/Wpn | 2 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 4 |
C  MerChant    DEAD          G 0 Dagger               c  Chair   | 3 | 7 | - | - | 2 |
Y  MercenarY   CS15 END36 M4 G26 Sword                b  Bottle  | 2 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 2 |
H  Herbwarden  CS12 END15 M3 G 8 Dagger               t  Torch   | 2 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 4 |
W  Lone Wolf   CS18 END33 M5 G10 Magic Spear          f  Food    | 2 | 6 | 9 | - | 1 |
G  MaGician    CS13 END22 M3 G20 Dagger               u  Bucket  | 3 | 5 | 9 | - | 2 |
D  LanDlord    CS16 END26 M5 G20 Club                 r  Broom   | 2 | 6 | - | - | 1 |
P  crouPier    CS10 END21 M4 G 3 Dagger               @  Body    | - | - | - | - | - |
1  Wench 1     CS 8 END18 M4 G 1
2  Wench 2     CS 7 END18 M4 G 1
L  HeLghast    CS20 END30 M5 G 0 Sword

TREASURE LIST
Alether

GAMING TABLE POT: 10GP

JDigital · « **Reply #67 on:** September 29, 2012, 04:47:53 PM »

Half past eight, gambling quarter

Herbwarden isn't adjacent (diagonally adjacent doesn't count). Herbwarden and Ranger can gamble.

Incidentally, Herbwarden gets to loot the body (ask Beat Bandit what he had, since you can loot in secret and if someone places the Helghast instead, you don't get to loot it.) Anything you leave on the body can be taken one item at a time in the Movement Quarter in the regular way.

The questionmark beside the ranger is Laumspur, which he can take on the movement round.

Kazz · « **Reply #68 on:** September 29, 2012, 05:16:59 PM »

"Well," said Lone Wolf, wiping the blood of his sword, "that was a waste of time."

The Herbwarden chugged an ale with terrifying efficiency, then threw every coin he had onto number 5. "I feel like I'm on top of the world!" he shouted.

Herbwarden bets 8g on number 5.
1d10
2

"I'm going to kill everybody in this fucking tavern!" he shouted. Lone Wolf looked on, worried for the sanity of his friend.

Zaratustra · « **Reply #69 on:** September 29, 2012, 07:04:51 PM »

No action. (not much point to gambling is there)

JDigital · « **Reply #70 on:** September 30, 2012, 04:17:31 AM »

Quarter to nine, movement phase

From bottom to top.

Staff first. The Croupier puts the Herbwarden's gold in the pot and hustles around to the other side of the table for safety.

Larry goes back and stands on the table.

Gary scratches his head as he tries to understand this ridiculous stagecoach timetable.

| | | K | +---+---+ +---+---+---+---+---+---+ +---+ |u | | | | | | W | | | | | +---+---#####---+---+---+---#############---+ | | c#b # | | | @ # | | # | +---+---#####---+---+---+---#---+---+---#---+ | |c | | | | Hc# | | # | +---+---+---+---#####---+---#---+---+---#---+ |t | | | c#fL # | R #? | | # P ---+---+---+---+---#####---+---#############---+ | | | | | | | | | | | | ---+---+---#####---+---+---#####---+---+---+---+ | | #b #c | | c#b #c | Y | | t| ---+---+---#####---+---+---#####---+---+---+---+--- |t | | | | | | | | | | |GA +---+---+---+---+---+---+---+---+---+---+---+--- | | | D | |c | |c | | |u | +---#####################################---+ | u# |b | |b |f |b |f | | ?# | +---#####################################---+ | r| 1 | | | | | | | | 2x| | +---+ +---+---+---+---+---+---+---+ +---+


A  Adventuress CS15 END24 M4 G12 Short Sword          =====MISSILE WEAPONS CHART=====
R  Ranger      CS15 END24 M4 G10 Axe                     ITEM    | 1 |2-4|5-7| 8+|DMG|
K  Knight      CS16 END26 M4 G12 Broadsword           d  Dagger  | 2 | 4 | 6 | 8 | 3 |
D  Druid       CS12 END12 M3 G 6 Quarterstaff         x  Axe/Wpn | 2 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 4 |
C  MerChant    DEAD          G 0 Dagger               c  Chair   | 3 | 7 | - | - | 2 |
Y  MercenarY   CS15 END36 M4 G26 Sword                b  Bottle  | 2 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 2 |
H  Herbwarden  CS12 END15 M3 G 0 Dagger               t  Torch   | 2 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 4 |
W  Lone Wolf   CS18 END33 M5 G10 Magic Spear          f  Food    | 2 | 6 | 9 | - | 1 |
G  MaGician    CS13 END22 M3 G20 Dagger               u  Bucket  | 3 | 5 | 9 | - | 2 |
D  LanDlord    CS16 END26 M5 G20 Club                 r  Broom   | 2 | 6 | - | - | 1 |
P  crouPier    CS10 END21 M4 G 3 Dagger               @  Body    | - | - | - | - | - |
1  Wench 1     CS 8 END18 M4 G 1
2  Wench 2     CS 7 END18 M4 G 1
L  HeLghast    CS20 END30 M5 G 0 Sword

TREASURE LIST
Alether

GAMING TABLE POT: 18GP

(Also, when I said "Herbwarden isn't adjacent", what I should have said was "Lone Wolf isn't adjacent", that is to say, he's not adjacent to the gambling table as diagonals don't count and so he can't gamble.)

(Don't forget that the Merchant's body is now an obstacle that imposes -1 movement.)

Kazz · « **Reply #71 on:** September 30, 2012, 11:08:45 AM »

| | | K | +---+---+ +---+---+---+---+---+---+ +---+ |u | | | | | | | | | | | +---+---#####---+---+---+---#############---+ | | c#b # | | | @ # | | # | +---+---#####---+---+---+---#---+---+---#---+ | |c | | | | # | H | # | +---+---+---+---#####---+---#---+---+---#---+ |t | | | c#fL # | R #?W | | # P ---+---+---+---+---#####---+---#############---+ | | | | | | | | | | | | ---+---+---#####---+---+---#####---+---+---+---+ | | #b #c | | c#b #c | Y | | t| ---+---+---#####---+---+---#####---+---+---+---+--- |t | | | | | | | | | | |GA +---+---+---+---+---+---+---+---+---+---+---+--- | | | D | |c | |c | | |u | +---#####################################---+ | u# |b | |b |f |b |f | | ?# | +---#####################################---+ | r| 1 | | | | | | | | 2x| | +---+ +---+---+---+---+---+---+---+ +---+

Westen and Harold clamber up onto the table, where they shout at all the other bar patrons.

"You see what I've done?" screams Westen. "I've slaughtered a man for his slovenly greed!"

"If you wish to avoid the same fate," shouts Harold, "you will surrender all of your coins to us!"

There is a pause.

"And yes, we are aware of the irony of this!"

Westen also kicks a flagon of ale into the Ranger's face.

Lone Wolf initiates combat with the Ranger

upthorn · « **Reply #72 on:** September 30, 2012, 01:28:43 PM »

| | | K | +---+---+ +---+---+---+---+---+---+ +---+ |u | | | | | | | | | | | +---+---#####---+---+---+---#############---+ | | c#b # | | | @ # | | # | +---+---#####---+---+---+---#---+---+---#---+ | |c | | | | # | H | # | +---+---+---+---#####---+---#---+---+---#---+ |t | | | c#fL # | R #?W | | # P ---+---+---+---+---#####---+---#############---+ | | | | | | | | | | | | ---+---+---#####---+---+---#####---+---+---+---+ | | #b #c | | c#b #c | Y | | t| ---+---+---#####---+---+---#####---+---+---+---+--- |t | | | | | | | | | | |GA +---+---+---+---+---+---+---+---+---+---+---+--- | | | | |cD | |c | | |u | +---#####################################---+ | u# |b | |b |f |b |f | | ?# | +---#####################################---+ | r| 1 | | | | | | | | 2x| | +---+ +---+---+---+---+---+---+---+ +---+

David Darius Druid shuffles quietly over to the nearest chair.

Zaratustra · « **Reply #73 on:** September 30, 2012, 06:11:42 PM »

Ranger Ranger grits his teeth, drinking the Laumspur and smashing the bottle against his head. "fghhghghh THAT MAN OWED ME MONEY! I will STAB YOU -AND- YOUR LOVER WITH MY AXE UNTIL MONEY COMES OUT OF YOU."

| | | K | +---+---+ +---+---+---+---+---+---+ +---+ |u | | | | | | | | | | | +---+---#####---+---+---+---#############---+ | | c#b # | | | @ # | | # | +---+---#####---+---+---+---#---+---+---#---+ | |c | | | | # | H | # | +---+---+---+---#####---+---#---+---+---#---+ |t | | | c#fL # | R # W | | # P ---+---+---+---+---#####---+---#############---+ | | | | | | | | | | | | ---+---+---#####---+---+---#####---+---+---+---+ | | #b #c | | c#b #c | Y | | t| ---+---+---#####---+---+---#####---+---+---+---+--- |t | | | | | | | | | | |GA +---+---+---+---+---+---+---+---+---+---+---+--- | | | | |cD | |c | | |u | +---#####################################---+ | u# |b | |b |f |b |f | | ?# | +---#####################################---+ | r| 1 | | | | | | | | 2x| | +---+ +---+---+---+---+---+---+---+ +---+

A Adventuress CS15 END24 M4 G12 Short Sword =====MISSILE WEAPONS CHART===== R Ranger CS15 END28 M4 G10 Axe ITEM | 1 |2-4|5-7| 8+|DMG| K Knight CS16 END26 M4 G12 Broadsword d Dagger | 2 | 4 | 6 | 8 | 3 | D Druid CS12 END12 M3 G 6 Quarterstaff x Axe/Wpn | 2 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 4 | C MerChant DEAD G 0 Dagger c Chair | 3 | 7 | - | - | 2 | Y MercenarY CS15 END36 M4 G26 Sword b Bottle | 2 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 2 | H Herbwarden CS12 END15 M3 G 0 Dagger t Torch | 2 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 4 | W Lone Wolf CS18 END33 M5 G10 Magic Spear f Food | 2 | 6 | 9 | - | 1 | G MaGician CS13 END22 M3 G20 Dagger u Bucket | 3 | 5 | 9 | - | 2 | D LanDlord CS16 END26 M5 G20 Club r Broom | 2 | 6 | - | - | 1 | P crouPier CS10 END21 M4 G 3 Dagger @ Body | - | - | - | - | - | 1 Wench 1 CS 8 END18 M4 G 1 2 Wench 2 CS 7 END18 M4 G 1 L HeLghast CS20 END30 M5 G 0 Sword TREASURE LIST Alether GAMING TABLE POT: 18GP

Beat Bandit · « **Reply #74 on:** September 30, 2012, 06:54:40 PM »

It takes Yansey a few minutes to realize he can move again, but when he does he certainly... well, he does. Towards the ranger, specifically.

"First there are two of you, now I'm losing half-hour chunks of time! Stop messing with my mind!"

Ranger 'dun 'gun 'git fucked up.

| | | K | +---+---+ +---+---+---+---+---+---+ +---+ |u | | | | | | | | | | | +---+---#####---+---+---+---#############---+ | | c#b # | | | @ # | | # | +---+---#####---+---+---+---#---+---+---#---+ | |c | | | | # | H | # | +---+---+---+---#####---+---#---+---+---#---+ |t | | | c#fL # | R # W | | # P ---+---+---+---+---#####---+---#############---+ | | | | | | | Y | | | | | ---+---+---#####---+---+---#####---+---+---+---+ | | #b #c | | c#b #c | | | t| ---+---+---#####---+---+---#####---+---+---+---+--- |t | | | | | | | | | | |GA +---+---+---+---+---+---+---+---+---+---+---+--- | | | | |cD | |c | | |u | +---#####################################---+ | u# |b | |b |f |b |f | | ?# | +---#####################################---+ | r| 1 | | | | | | | | 2x| | +---+ +---+---+---+---+---+---+---+ +---+ A Adventuress CS15 END24 M4 G12 Short Sword =====MISSILE WEAPONS CHART===== R Ranger CS15 END28 M4 G10 Axe ITEM | 1 |2-4|5-7| 8+|DMG| K Knight CS16 END26 M4 G12 Broadsword d Dagger | 2 | 4 | 6 | 8 | 3 | D Druid CS12 END12 M3 G 6 Quarterstaff x Axe/Wpn | 2 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 4 | C MerChant DEAD G 0 Dagger c Chair | 3 | 7 | - | - | 2 | Y MercenarY CS15 END36 M4 G26 Sword b Bottle | 2 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 2 | H Herbwarden CS12 END15 M3 G 0 Dagger t Torch | 2 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 4 | W Lone Wolf CS18 END33 M5 G10 Magic Spear f Food | 2 | 6 | 9 | - | 1 | G MaGician CS13 END22 M3 G20 Dagger u Bucket | 3 | 5 | 9 | - | 2 | D LanDlord CS16 END26 M5 G20 Club r Broom | 2 | 6 | - | - | 1 | P crouPier CS10 END21 M4 G 3 Dagger @ Body | - | - | - | - | - | 1 Wench 1 CS 8 END18 M4 G 1 2 Wench 2 CS 7 END18 M4 G 1 L HeLghast CS20 END30 M5 G 0 Sword TREASURE LIST Alether GAMING TABLE POT: 18GP

JDigital · « **Reply #75 on:** October 01, 2012, 07:05:25 AM »

Quarter to nine, throwing and combat quarter

Larry throws a pie at Lone Wolf.

"Get off the bloomin' table!"

It hits Lone Wolf for 1 damage.

| | | K | +---+---+ +---+---+---+---+---+---+ +---+ |u | | | | | | | | | | | +---+---#####---+---+---+---#############---+ | | c#b # | | | @ # | | # | +---+---#####---+---+---+---#---+---+---#---+ | |c | | | | # | H | # | +---+---+---+---#####---+---#---+---+---#---+ |t | | | c# L # | R # W | | # P ---+---+---+---+---#####---+---#############---+ | | | | | | | Y | | | | | ---+---+---#####---+---+---#####---+---+---+---+ | | #b #c | | c#b #c | | | t| ---+---+---#####---+---+---#####---+---+---+---+--- |t | | | | | | | | | | |GA +---+---+---+---+---+---+---+---+---+---+---+--- | | | | |cD | |c | | |u | +---#####################################---+ | u# |b | |b |f |b |f | | ?# | +---#####################################---+ | r| 1 | | | | | | | | 2x| | +---+ +---+---+---+---+---+---+---+ +---+


A  Adventuress CS15 END24 M4 G12 Short Sword          =====MISSILE WEAPONS CHART=====
R  Ranger      CS15 END28 M4 G10 Axe                     ITEM    | 1 |2-4|5-7| 8+|DMG|
K  Knight      CS16 END26 M4 G12 Broadsword           d  Dagger  | 2 | 4 | 6 | 8 | 3 |
D  Druid       CS12 END12 M3 G 6 Quarterstaff         x  Axe/Wpn | 2 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 4 |
C  MerChant    DEAD          G 0 Dagger               c  Chair   | 3 | 7 | - | - | 2 |
Y  MercenarY   CS15 END36 M4 G26 Sword                b  Bottle  | 2 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 2 |
H  Herbwarden  CS12 END15 M3 G 0 Dagger               t  Torch   | 2 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 4 |
W  Lone Wolf   CS18 END32 M5 G10 Magic Spear          f  Food    | 2 | 6 | 9 | - | 1 |
G  MaGician    CS13 END22 M3 G20 Dagger               u  Bucket  | 3 | 5 | 9 | - | 2 |
D  LanDlord    CS16 END26 M5 G20 Club                 r  Broom   | 2 | 6 | - | - | 1 |
P  crouPier    CS10 END21 M4 G 3 Dagger               @  Body    | - | - | - | - | - |
1  Wench 1     CS 8 END18 M4 G 1
2  Wench 2     CS 7 END18 M4 G 1
L  HeLghast    CS20 END30 M5 G 0 Sword

TREASURE LIST
Alether

GAMING TABLE POT: 18GP

Kazz · « **Reply #76 on:** October 01, 2012, 08:17:48 AM »

Lone Wolf wipes whipped cream off his chin and glares at Larry. "You're next, you hear me? I'll burn this place to the ground!"

He then jabs the enraged Ranger (enranger?) with several of his weapons.

+1 Bonus for standing on a table!

Lone Wolf (CS23) attacking Ranger (CS15)
Ratio +8

1d10
3

Lone Wolf takes 2 damage. (30/36 END)
Ranger takes 9 damage. (19/28 END)

"You're a better fighter than I thought, Ranger! Simply agree to give me all of your money, and we'll take that chump Yansey together!"

Beat Bandit · « **Reply #77 on:** October 01, 2012, 10:54:23 AM »

Yansey's lips pull back in an aghast grimace and tears start to form in his eyes as he swings madly at the ranger and screams at the lone wolf.

"How do you know my name?! WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON!?"

15 / 15
1d10
6

Yansey's brain hurts for 2 damage (34/36)
Ranger's face hurts for 8 points of sword in it (11/28)

((shouldn't Kazz's attack have been -16 Ranger, no damage to Lone Wolf?))

Kazz · « **Reply #78 on:** October 01, 2012, 11:06:29 AM »

no, i rolled a 3.

Beat Bandit · « **Reply #79 on:** October 01, 2012, 11:08:09 AM »

whoops! cat's out that I am not roleplaying my characters as dumb

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