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Title: Ultra Active Game
Post by: Doom on July 27, 2009, 08:25:25 AM
(http://doom.pyoko.org/Worstlympics/UltraActive.gif)

The Ultra Active Thread!

Begins 8 AM Central on the 27th!

Ends 11:59 PM Central Or Thereabouts When Locked on the 30th!


Doom will not participate in this game!

Posts made between 12 AM Central and 10 AM Central DO NOT COUNT

If it runs all the way to the deadline, the last post when the thread is locked wins!

Post at least six words every thirty minutes. If nobody posts after you within thirty minutes, you win.

Image/Youtube spam is instant disqualification. One per post or it better be a great Image-Fu.
Title: Re: Ultra Active Game
Post by: Doom on August 27, 2009, 08:00:49 AM
This is now open, although my bumping post here does not count as an entry.
Title: Re: Ultra Active Game
Post by: Niku on August 27, 2009, 08:03:43 AM
This is my first post in the ultra active game.
Niku is covering you in goopy slime.
Title: Re: Ultra Active Game
Post by: Envy on August 27, 2009, 08:26:12 AM
I finished Irresponsible captain Tylor and I am having withdrawls.
Title: Re: Ultra Active Game
Post by: Niku on August 27, 2009, 08:28:49 AM
Go watch the OAVs then, schlomo.
Title: Re: Ultra Active Game
Post by: Doom on August 27, 2009, 08:35:38 AM
This is not an entry post, but an update to the rules:

Any post made within 30 minutes of Midnight Central will be reset the next morning.

Let's consider two scenarios:

Smartass posts at 11:31 PM Central, assuming that as soon as 10:01 AM Central rolls around, he gets a smartass win. NOPE. Even though it was just one minute to go, his post time resets as soon as the grace period begins and he'll have to wait until 10:30 AM Central to actually earn a victory.

Regular Poster posts at 11:29 PM Central. If he goes to 11:59 PM Central without a counter-post, he wins. The Grace Period never began.

So being a smartass doesn't pay, but covering your ass before you go to bed does.

As always, all rules and rulings are subject to my universal rule that if I think you're trying to pull a fast one, then fuck you, I'm in charge.

Niku wins in twenty minutes! Oh no, isn't that exciting?
Title: Re: Ultra Active Game
Post by: Frocto on August 27, 2009, 08:41:05 AM
Good, I hope he wins, this game is stupid.
Title: Re: Ultra Active Game
Post by: Shinra on August 27, 2009, 08:44:59 AM
If frocto wins it would be a crime against humanity.
Title: Re: Ultra Active Game
Post by: Niku on August 27, 2009, 08:45:44 AM
FROCTO WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING THE WHOLE PLAN IS GOING TO BE UNRAVELLED

going to eat lunch post.
Title: Re: Ultra Active Game
Post by: Detonator on August 27, 2009, 08:48:47 AM
Like the bishop, I win again.
Title: Re: Ultra Active Game
Post by: Niku on August 27, 2009, 08:58:19 AM
Posting from restaurant line post.

:iamstrongest:
Title: Re: Ultra Active Game
Post by: Classic on August 27, 2009, 08:59:29 AM
Niku is deadicated. :scanners:
Title: Re: Ultra Active Game
Post by: Niku on August 27, 2009, 09:12:28 AM
Classic is disqualified from the Ultra Active Game.
Title: Re: Ultra Active Game
Post by: Miss Cat Ears on August 27, 2009, 09:23:22 AM
This ultra active game seems pretty awesome.
Title: Re: Ultra Active Game
Post by: Niku on August 27, 2009, 09:24:54 AM
Unlike everyone who isn't Niku posting in it. 

Envy, Frocto, and Shinra are disqualified from the Ultra Active Game.
Title: Re: Ultra Active Game
Post by: yyler on August 27, 2009, 09:29:13 AM
Well, Niku won.
Title: Re: Ultra Active Game
Post by: Niku on August 27, 2009, 09:36:12 AM
Detonator and Yyler are disqualified from the Ultra Active Game.

Going out to lunch post.
Title: Re: Ultra Active Game
Post by: yyler on August 27, 2009, 09:45:11 AM
Oh good christ my forum clock is wrong.

But I don't care if I am disqualified (though the rules say nothing about that).
Title: Re: Ultra Active Game
Post by: Niku on August 27, 2009, 09:49:06 AM
This ain't no Twitter boy.  You best be followin' the rules.
Title: Re: Ultra Active Game
Post by: Doom on August 27, 2009, 09:55:27 AM
Not an entry post.

I asked that anyone who posted here post at least six words per post, to avoid the sort of chicanery the actual active thread has.

Nobody is disqualified, though I was considering seeing how many people could figure that out.
Title: Re: Ultra Active Game
Post by: yyler on August 27, 2009, 09:59:46 AM
I only ignored that because I thought Niku had won. The WFE clock was an hour behind my computer clock.
Title: Re: Ultra Active Game
Post by: Niku on August 27, 2009, 10:01:39 AM
Also you have to post every thirty minutes too. 





Doom is disqualified from the Ultra Active Game.
Title: Re: Ultra Active Game
Post by: yyler on August 27, 2009, 10:04:16 AM
I've decided to only make it harder for you to win.
Title: Re: Ultra Active Game
Post by: Classic on August 27, 2009, 10:07:40 AM
I don't follow the rules and I'm a loose Cannon, but I'm a damned good cop.
Title: Re: Ultra Active Game
Post by: Misha on August 27, 2009, 10:11:42 AM
is it post atleast 6 words every thirty minutes from when you start or am I already disqualified for not being there when it started?
Title: Re: Ultra Active Game
Post by: Niku on August 27, 2009, 10:13:49 AM
Oh boy Classic is still posting.

Drethelin is not disqualified from the Ultra Active Game.
Title: Re: Ultra Active Game
Post by: Doom on August 27, 2009, 10:14:06 AM
Not an entry.

No, you don't have to post every thirty minutes. It's like the actual active game thread. If somebody puts up a post that lasts for 30 minutes without anyone else posting, they win.
Title: Re: Ultra Active Game
Post by: Misha on August 27, 2009, 10:15:12 AM
I like niku's version more, it seems more fun
Title: Re: Ultra Active Game
Post by: Doom on August 27, 2009, 10:16:09 AM
Not an entry.

You labor under the delusion that I made this contest for anyone's fun but my own.
Title: Re: Ultra Active Game
Post by: Niku on August 27, 2009, 10:19:05 AM
If Niku's rules are not law this is not ultra nor active, much less any kind of game.

Doom's "not an entry post" strategy is pretty good though.
Title: Re: Ultra Active Game
Post by: Classic on August 27, 2009, 10:20:40 AM
Niku has a good point, but his rules would result in everybody just wantonly honking into the thread... Like geese. Stupid geese!

HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK
Title: Re: Ultra Active Game
Post by: Niku on August 27, 2009, 10:24:00 AM
You're not fit to wear Howard's shit-eating grin.
Title: Re: Ultra Active Game
Post by: Classic on August 27, 2009, 10:29:49 AM
HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK

Howard may claim to be a "mallard" but his plumage is a dead giveaway: He is a dullard.
Title: Re: Ultra Active Game
Post by: Misha on August 27, 2009, 10:30:12 AM
niku did you actually set up your avatar to change at random or have you been changing it a bunch in the past few minutes?
Title: Re: Ultra Active Game
Post by: Classic on August 27, 2009, 10:30:57 AM
Niku's obviously been changing it constantly because he's not clever enough to make a php script.
Title: Re: Ultra Active Game
Post by: Niku on August 27, 2009, 10:36:14 AM
If only there was some way to check.
Title: Re: Ultra Active Game
Post by: Classic on August 27, 2009, 10:38:05 AM
So I can't hear a word you and frocto are saying in the p&r videos. Did people complain frocto was too loud?
Title: Re: Ultra Active Game
Post by: Niku on August 27, 2009, 10:44:33 AM
You should try turning the little knob that says "volume" sometime.
Title: Re: Ultra Active Game
Post by: Classic on August 27, 2009, 10:48:11 AM
If it weren't up all the way, I wouldn't complain about it.
Title: Re: Ultra Active Game
Post by: Niku on August 27, 2009, 10:51:59 AM
Sounds like brain problems to me.
Title: Re: Ultra Active Game
Post by: Classic on August 27, 2009, 10:54:42 AM
I guess it could be that.
Title: Re: Ultra Active Game
Post by: Niku on August 27, 2009, 10:56:59 AM
It's really the only answer with regards to what we lovingly call your "stupidears".
Title: Re: Ultra Active Game
Post by: Classic on August 27, 2009, 10:59:12 AM
Suddenly I'm hungry for butter corn.
Title: Re: Ultra Active Game
Post by: Niku on August 27, 2009, 11:00:35 AM
I just had enchiladas stuffed with spinach, mushrooms, and corn.
Title: Re: Ultra Active Game
Post by: Classic on August 27, 2009, 11:04:16 AM
That's an unusual composition. It good?
Title: Re: Ultra Active Game
Post by: Defenestration on August 27, 2009, 11:04:52 AM
This game is goddamn stupid
Title: Re: Ultra Active Game
Post by: Niku on August 27, 2009, 11:06:36 AM
They were actually pretty good, though the corn was the weak link by offering that unique little pop-crunch to an otherwise immaculate texture.

Defenestration is disqualified from the Ultra Active Game.

Back home post.
Title: Re: Ultra Active Game
Post by: Shinra on August 27, 2009, 11:07:14 AM
I ate two arby's roastburgers and I feel kind of sick. This is the problem with being a gluttonous fatty while also having irritable bowel syndrome. I do not envy the woman who has to share a bed with me tonight.
Title: Re: Ultra Active Game
Post by: Niku on August 27, 2009, 11:07:48 AM
As long as she doesn't have to share a toilet with you.
Title: Re: Ultra Active Game
Post by: Doom on August 27, 2009, 11:09:15 AM
Not an entry.

Defenstration is kicked out of the Ultra Active Game! First casualty! Damn!
Title: Re: Ultra Active Game
Post by: Niku on August 27, 2009, 11:10:00 AM
I guess since that is not an entry I can safely not post for the next half hour.
Title: Re: Ultra Active Game
Post by: Classic on August 27, 2009, 11:10:27 AM
PLEASE RELENT ON YOUR DECISION DOOM!
Title: Re: Ultra Active Game
Post by: Misha on August 27, 2009, 11:10:51 AM
OR CAN YOU?



three more words so I don't get dqed
Title: Re: Ultra Active Game
Post by: Classic on August 27, 2009, 11:11:09 AM
Also, I'm surprised it was the corn that proved weak there. I guess I'll have to try it for myself.
Title: Re: Ultra Active Game
Post by: Niku on August 27, 2009, 11:11:55 AM
You are going to be disqualified for other reasons Drethelin, don't you worry.

And while the corn was delicious, it fared much better in the fantastic rice than in the enchiladas.

Meals such as these are why I could likely go vegetarian with few regrets.
Title: Re: Ultra Active Game
Post by: Classic on August 27, 2009, 11:14:28 AM
That and falafel. :listenu: I dig falafel.
Title: Re: Ultra Active Game
Post by: Niku on August 27, 2009, 11:15:42 AM
The little quick stop with the fantastic gyros also has great falafel.

Fantastic gyros are why I could likely never go vegetarian.
Title: Re: Ultra Active Game
Post by: Misha on August 27, 2009, 11:21:31 AM
niku why am I going to get disqualified?
Title: Re: Ultra Active Game
Post by: Brentai on August 27, 2009, 11:21:42 AM
I could eat a -Lamb- for hours.
Title: Re: Ultra Active Game
Post by: Niku on August 27, 2009, 11:22:39 AM
Because all losers are disqualified, Dreth.  Disqualified for life.

Oh look Brentai is here.
Title: Re: Ultra Active Game
Post by: Classic on August 27, 2009, 11:24:48 AM
Hooray for Morloks.

Oh, and speaking of LPs, I'm really enjoying yours for whatever reason Brent.
Title: Re: Ultra Active Game
Post by: Classic on August 27, 2009, 11:25:19 AM
Fuck. I broke my achievement run.
Title: Re: Ultra Active Game
Post by: Niku on August 27, 2009, 11:25:33 AM
Classic enjoys something full of tedious, banal text.  The world is stunned.
Title: Re: Ultra Active Game
Post by: Brentai on August 27, 2009, 11:27:53 AM
There's no achievement for making Brentai laugh, so please enjoy this picture of two dolphins making out instead.

(http://hundredcoins.org/brentai/images/himani-dolphin-kiss.jpg)

Oh yeah.
Title: Re: Ultra Active Game
Post by: Niku on August 27, 2009, 11:29:15 AM
Dolphins actually kiss with their blowholes.
Title: Re: Ultra Active Game
Post by: Classic on August 27, 2009, 11:29:57 AM
I do read everything posted here.
Title: Re: Ultra Active Game
Post by: Niku on August 27, 2009, 11:32:31 AM
You're a regular fountain of wit.
Title: Re: Ultra Active Game
Post by: Classic on August 27, 2009, 11:41:36 AM
Niku, you are unintelligible today.
Title: Re: Ultra Active Game
Post by: Niku on August 27, 2009, 11:43:39 AM
You should read my earlier thesis re: brain problems.
Title: Re: Ultra Active Game
Post by: Doom on August 27, 2009, 11:44:47 AM
Not an entry.

Classic is disqualified for a five word post.
Title: Re: Ultra Active Game
Post by: Classic on August 27, 2009, 11:45:15 AM
A fountain of dry wit? Nonsense.
Title: Re: Ultra Active Game
Post by: Doom on August 27, 2009, 11:45:50 AM
Not an entry.

Classic do not force me to start deleting your posts.
Title: Re: Ultra Active Game
Post by: Classic on August 27, 2009, 11:46:14 AM
Did I lose count? Aw crap.
Title: Re: Ultra Active Game
Post by: Misha on August 27, 2009, 11:46:38 AM
yay, I no longer need to read classic's posts in this thread
Title: Re: Ultra Active Game
Post by: Niku on August 27, 2009, 11:46:43 AM
With Classic gone I guess I win by de fault, the two sweetest words in the English language.
Title: Re: Ultra Active Game
Post by: Doom on August 27, 2009, 11:47:20 AM
Not an entry.

And I saw that edit, Classic. Push me again and see what happens.
Title: Re: Ultra Active Game
Post by: Niku on August 27, 2009, 11:49:32 AM
Sometimes random avatars make posts a real treat from Doom.
Title: Re: Ultra Active Game
Post by: Classic on August 27, 2009, 11:53:16 AM
Just because I'm disqualified doesn't mean I can't still post right?
Title: Re: Ultra Active Game
Post by: Misha on August 27, 2009, 11:53:41 AM
you'll win over my cold dead keyboard, niku
Title: Re: Ultra Active Game
Post by: Classic on August 27, 2009, 11:55:27 AM
That is also extremely confusing dreth.
Title: Re: Ultra Active Game
Post by: Niku on August 27, 2009, 11:55:34 AM
Oh well would you look at that, someone seems to have POISONED YOUR KEYBOARD.
Title: Re: Ultra Active Game
Post by: Misha on August 27, 2009, 11:56:36 AM
oh no my keyboard is full of mountain dew. WHO COULD HAVE DONE THIS!?

I blame homestar
Title: Re: Ultra Active Game
Post by: Niku on August 27, 2009, 12:00:12 PM
NEVER ENDING SOOOOOOOODAAAAAA AAAAAH AAAAH AAAAAH NEVER ENDING SOOOOOODAAAAA

That never fucking fails to crack me up.
Title: Re: Ultra Active Game
Post by: Classic on August 27, 2009, 12:01:09 PM
And suddenly Niku makes perfect sense.
Title: Re: Ultra Active Game
Post by: Niku on August 27, 2009, 12:01:40 PM
Hey Classic, the game where people actually give a shit about you is over there.
Title: Re: Ultra Active Game
Post by: Classic on August 27, 2009, 12:04:32 PM
Who are you, and where's Niku? He'd never confess that anyone gave even a single shit about me! RETURN NIKU YOU MONSTER!
Title: Re: Ultra Active Game
Post by: Niku on August 27, 2009, 12:06:38 PM
I was talking about this (http://www.turquoisegrotto.com/forums/index.php?topic=99.0) active game.
Title: Re: Ultra Active Game
Post by: Misha on August 27, 2009, 12:08:28 PM
classic, the village people called and they want you to go fucking kill yourself you prancy bastard.
Title: Re: Ultra Active Game
Post by: Niku on August 27, 2009, 12:10:27 PM
By the village people he actually means all the people of the village who have branded you as an affront against God.
Title: Re: Ultra Active Game
Post by: Classic on August 27, 2009, 12:11:21 PM
Who are you posting that for !niku? I already know that what you were talking about.
Title: Re: Ultra Active Game
Post by: Niku on August 27, 2009, 12:13:33 PM
My favorite part is going to be when all of Classic's posts magically disappear from this thread.
Title: Re: Ultra Active Game
Post by: Niku on August 27, 2009, 12:45:19 PM
Thank you so much for a playing my game.
Title: Re: Ultra Active Game
Post by: Norondor on August 27, 2009, 12:46:17 PM
i'm not sure why you posted again to remind people the thread exists when you're already like 20 minutes in
Title: Re: Ultra Active Game
Post by: Classic on August 27, 2009, 12:47:42 PM
Because he's the Classic of the Ultra Active Game.
Title: Re: Ultra Active Game
Post by: Classic on August 27, 2009, 12:48:29 PM
Take up my banner!
Cast in the name of God
Ye not Niku.
Title: Re: Ultra Active Game
Post by: jsnlxndrlv on August 27, 2009, 12:48:57 PM
How are you gentlemen doing, today?
Title: Re: Ultra Active Game
Post by: Classic on August 27, 2009, 12:49:55 PM
I'm only pretty good today.
Title: Re: Ultra Active Game
Post by: jsnlxndrlv on August 27, 2009, 12:55:16 PM
There you go with five, again! Are you trying to lull the remainder of the competitors into a false sense of security?
Title: Re: Ultra Active Game
Post by: Classic on August 27, 2009, 01:02:19 PM
Apparently it really is a hard and fast rule, rather than a guideline. If I'm already disqualified, why should I follow the rules when it doesn't serve to help anything or anyone?

Niku has been replaced by a clone who, I hear, is into genital mutilation.
Doom is lying about not being in the game so that he can declare himself the winner and act like Doom about it.
Norondor is hungry for sorbet.
Kazz needs a big hug.
Brentai just is.
And the :advice: wants to know how you're doing today.
Title: Re: Ultra Active Game
Post by: Classic on August 27, 2009, 01:04:35 PM
Quote
!Niku, I already said that!

Is what I would have said if Niku hadn't deleted his post. It was something about sportsmanship and not wanting the game to end so early.
Title: Re: Ultra Active Game
Post by: Niku on August 27, 2009, 01:04:57 PM
Hey.

Hey guys.

45-13 equals 32.

That's right.

Everyone but Niku has been disqualified from the Ultra Active Game.
Title: Re: Ultra Active Game
Post by: Classic on August 27, 2009, 01:06:35 PM
 :nyoro~n:
You lied to me.
Title: Re: Ultra Active Game
Post by: Niku on August 27, 2009, 01:07:10 PM
Yes, sorry, Norondor scared me into thinking I had not actually won and I had to save face.
Title: Re: Ultra Active Game
Post by: Niku on August 27, 2009, 01:07:28 PM
THE TRUTH IS IN FACT THAT NIKU DID WANT IT TO END THIS EARLY.

WITH FISTFULLS OF GOLD COINS.
Title: Re: Ultra Active Game
Post by: Classic on August 27, 2009, 01:08:14 PM
Oh. Somehow that makes it all OK. :happy:
Title: Re: Ultra Active Game
Post by: Doom on August 27, 2009, 01:09:52 PM
4:13 to 4:45.

Yeah, Niku won. That was a fast.

A shiny gold medal and a single point to you, Niku.

Achievements released whenever.
Title: Re: Ultra Active Game
Post by: Niku on August 27, 2009, 01:13:13 PM
I even won according to the correct rules, as opposed to the stupid rules.
Title: Re: Ultra Active Game
Post by: Classic on August 27, 2009, 01:14:52 PM
No one followed your stupid rules Niku, so it's all OK.
Title: Re: Ultra Active Game
Post by: Niku on August 27, 2009, 01:17:28 PM
Luckily, with the UAG over I no longer have to acknowledge Classic's existence.
Title: Re: Ultra Active Game
Post by: Norondor on August 27, 2009, 01:19:05 PM
oh dang my forum clock was wrong

WELL DONE BRAVE WARRIOR
Title: Re: Ultra Active Game
Post by: Classic on August 27, 2009, 01:19:32 PM
HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK

Oh, good. Everything is right with the world again.
Title: Re: Ultra Active Game
Post by: Detonator on August 27, 2009, 03:09:05 PM
I don't know if having this contest on a weekday was cruel or an act of mercy.
Title: Re: Ultra Active Game
Post by: Niku on August 27, 2009, 03:15:54 PM
I really liked Doom's tactic, personally.
Title: Re: Ultra Active Game
Post by: Classic on August 27, 2009, 03:23:34 PM
Does this mean that Niku also won the silver and bronze?
Title: Re: Ultra Active Game
Post by: Doom on August 27, 2009, 03:33:23 PM
Niku: Sorry to ruin the dream, but I wasn't competing at all. Do you really think I'd have let you go 30 minutes while I was just auctioneering?
Title: Re: Ultra Active Game
Post by: Niku on August 27, 2009, 03:36:28 PM
Auctioneering is the one thing I would have accepted such a failure on your part for.
Title: Re: Ultra Active Game
Post by: Beat Bandit on August 28, 2009, 12:44:04 PM
Is this over already? Am I adding more words in case it's not?
Title: Re: Ultra Active Game
Post by: Doom on August 28, 2009, 03:47:29 PM
Congratulations on your upcoming "too stupid to read the thread" achievement, Rygaron!
Title: Re: Ultra Active Game
Post by: Brentai on August 28, 2009, 03:54:38 PM
How many achievements do you need to unlock hats?
Title: Re: Ultra Active Game
Post by: Doom on August 28, 2009, 04:02:41 PM
Hats are a random drop that nobody has ever actually seen.