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The Land That Time Forgot => Worst Olympic Stadium Ever => Topic started by: Doom on July 27, 2009, 08:25:25 AM
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The Ultra Active Thread!
Begins 8 AM Central on the 27th!
Ends 11:59 PM Central Or Thereabouts When Locked on the 30th!
Doom will not participate in this game!
Posts made between 12 AM Central and 10 AM Central DO NOT COUNT
If it runs all the way to the deadline, the last post when the thread is locked wins!
Post at least six words every thirty minutes. If nobody posts after you within thirty minutes, you win.
Image/Youtube spam is instant disqualification. One per post or it better be a great Image-Fu.
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This is now open, although my bumping post here does not count as an entry.
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This is my first post in the ultra active game.
Niku is covering you in goopy slime.
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I finished Irresponsible captain Tylor and I am having withdrawls.
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Go watch the OAVs then, schlomo.
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This is not an entry post, but an update to the rules:
Any post made within 30 minutes of Midnight Central will be reset the next morning.
Let's consider two scenarios:
Smartass posts at 11:31 PM Central, assuming that as soon as 10:01 AM Central rolls around, he gets a smartass win. NOPE. Even though it was just one minute to go, his post time resets as soon as the grace period begins and he'll have to wait until 10:30 AM Central to actually earn a victory.
Regular Poster posts at 11:29 PM Central. If he goes to 11:59 PM Central without a counter-post, he wins. The Grace Period never began.
So being a smartass doesn't pay, but covering your ass before you go to bed does.
As always, all rules and rulings are subject to my universal rule that if I think you're trying to pull a fast one, then fuck you, I'm in charge.
Niku wins in twenty minutes! Oh no, isn't that exciting?
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Good, I hope he wins, this game is stupid.
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If frocto wins it would be a crime against humanity.
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FROCTO WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING THE WHOLE PLAN IS GOING TO BE UNRAVELLED
going to eat lunch post.
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Like the bishop, I win again.
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Posting from restaurant line post.
:iamstrongest:
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Niku is deadicated. :scanners:
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Classic is disqualified from the Ultra Active Game.
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This ultra active game seems pretty awesome.
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Unlike everyone who isn't Niku posting in it.
Envy, Frocto, and Shinra are disqualified from the Ultra Active Game.
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Well, Niku won.
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Detonator and Yyler are disqualified from the Ultra Active Game.
Going out to lunch post.
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Oh good christ my forum clock is wrong.
But I don't care if I am disqualified (though the rules say nothing about that).
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This ain't no Twitter boy. You best be followin' the rules.
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Not an entry post.
I asked that anyone who posted here post at least six words per post, to avoid the sort of chicanery the actual active thread has.
Nobody is disqualified, though I was considering seeing how many people could figure that out.
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I only ignored that because I thought Niku had won. The WFE clock was an hour behind my computer clock.
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Also you have to post every thirty minutes too.
Doom is disqualified from the Ultra Active Game.
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I've decided to only make it harder for you to win.
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I don't follow the rules and I'm a loose Cannon, but I'm a damned good cop.
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is it post atleast 6 words every thirty minutes from when you start or am I already disqualified for not being there when it started?
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Oh boy Classic is still posting.
Drethelin is not disqualified from the Ultra Active Game.
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Not an entry.
No, you don't have to post every thirty minutes. It's like the actual active game thread. If somebody puts up a post that lasts for 30 minutes without anyone else posting, they win.
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I like niku's version more, it seems more fun
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Not an entry.
You labor under the delusion that I made this contest for anyone's fun but my own.
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If Niku's rules are not law this is not ultra nor active, much less any kind of game.
Doom's "not an entry post" strategy is pretty good though.
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Niku has a good point, but his rules would result in everybody just wantonly honking into the thread... Like geese. Stupid geese!
HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK
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You're not fit to wear Howard's shit-eating grin.
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HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK
Howard may claim to be a "mallard" but his plumage is a dead giveaway: He is a dullard.
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niku did you actually set up your avatar to change at random or have you been changing it a bunch in the past few minutes?
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Niku's obviously been changing it constantly because he's not clever enough to make a php script.
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If only there was some way to check.
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So I can't hear a word you and frocto are saying in the p&r videos. Did people complain frocto was too loud?
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You should try turning the little knob that says "volume" sometime.
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If it weren't up all the way, I wouldn't complain about it.
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Sounds like brain problems to me.
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I guess it could be that.
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It's really the only answer with regards to what we lovingly call your "stupidears".
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Suddenly I'm hungry for butter corn.
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I just had enchiladas stuffed with spinach, mushrooms, and corn.
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That's an unusual composition. It good?
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This game is goddamn stupid
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They were actually pretty good, though the corn was the weak link by offering that unique little pop-crunch to an otherwise immaculate texture.
Defenestration is disqualified from the Ultra Active Game.
Back home post.
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I ate two arby's roastburgers and I feel kind of sick. This is the problem with being a gluttonous fatty while also having irritable bowel syndrome. I do not envy the woman who has to share a bed with me tonight.
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As long as she doesn't have to share a toilet with you.
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Not an entry.
Defenstration is kicked out of the Ultra Active Game! First casualty! Damn!
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I guess since that is not an entry I can safely not post for the next half hour.
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PLEASE RELENT ON YOUR DECISION DOOM!
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OR CAN YOU?
three more words so I don't get dqed
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Also, I'm surprised it was the corn that proved weak there. I guess I'll have to try it for myself.
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You are going to be disqualified for other reasons Drethelin, don't you worry.
And while the corn was delicious, it fared much better in the fantastic rice than in the enchiladas.
Meals such as these are why I could likely go vegetarian with few regrets.
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That and falafel. :listenu: I dig falafel.
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The little quick stop with the fantastic gyros also has great falafel.
Fantastic gyros are why I could likely never go vegetarian.
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niku why am I going to get disqualified?
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I could eat a -Lamb- for hours.
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Because all losers are disqualified, Dreth. Disqualified for life.
Oh look Brentai is here.
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Hooray for Morloks.
Oh, and speaking of LPs, I'm really enjoying yours for whatever reason Brent.
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Fuck. I broke my achievement run.
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Classic enjoys something full of tedious, banal text. The world is stunned.
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There's no achievement for making Brentai laugh, so please enjoy this picture of two dolphins making out instead.
(http://hundredcoins.org/brentai/images/himani-dolphin-kiss.jpg)
Oh yeah.
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Dolphins actually kiss with their blowholes.
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I do read everything posted here.
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You're a regular fountain of wit.
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Niku, you are unintelligible today.
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You should read my earlier thesis re: brain problems.
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Not an entry.
Classic is disqualified for a five word post.
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A fountain of dry wit? Nonsense.
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Not an entry.
Classic do not force me to start deleting your posts.
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Did I lose count? Aw crap.
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yay, I no longer need to read classic's posts in this thread
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With Classic gone I guess I win by de fault, the two sweetest words in the English language.
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Not an entry.
And I saw that edit, Classic. Push me again and see what happens.
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Sometimes random avatars make posts a real treat from Doom.
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Just because I'm disqualified doesn't mean I can't still post right?
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you'll win over my cold dead keyboard, niku
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That is also extremely confusing dreth.
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Oh well would you look at that, someone seems to have POISONED YOUR KEYBOARD.
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oh no my keyboard is full of mountain dew. WHO COULD HAVE DONE THIS!?
I blame homestar
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NEVER ENDING SOOOOOOOODAAAAAA AAAAAH AAAAH AAAAAH NEVER ENDING SOOOOOODAAAAA
That never fucking fails to crack me up.
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And suddenly Niku makes perfect sense.
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Hey Classic, the game where people actually give a shit about you is over there.
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Who are you, and where's Niku? He'd never confess that anyone gave even a single shit about me! RETURN NIKU YOU MONSTER!
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I was talking about this (http://www.turquoisegrotto.com/forums/index.php?topic=99.0) active game.
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classic, the village people called and they want you to go fucking kill yourself you prancy bastard.
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By the village people he actually means all the people of the village who have branded you as an affront against God.
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Who are you posting that for !niku? I already know that what you were talking about.
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My favorite part is going to be when all of Classic's posts magically disappear from this thread.
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Thank you so much for a playing my game.
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i'm not sure why you posted again to remind people the thread exists when you're already like 20 minutes in
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Because he's the Classic of the Ultra Active Game.
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Take up my banner!
Cast in the name of God
Ye not Niku.
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How are you gentlemen doing, today?
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I'm only pretty good today.
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There you go with five, again! Are you trying to lull the remainder of the competitors into a false sense of security?
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Apparently it really is a hard and fast rule, rather than a guideline. If I'm already disqualified, why should I follow the rules when it doesn't serve to help anything or anyone?
Niku has been replaced by a clone who, I hear, is into genital mutilation.
Doom is lying about not being in the game so that he can declare himself the winner and act like Doom about it.
Norondor is hungry for sorbet.
Kazz needs a big hug.
Brentai just is.
And the :advice: wants to know how you're doing today.
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!Niku, I already said that!
Is what I would have said if Niku hadn't deleted his post. It was something about sportsmanship and not wanting the game to end so early.
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Hey.
Hey guys.
45-13 equals 32.
That's right.
Everyone but Niku has been disqualified from the Ultra Active Game.
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:nyoro~n:
You lied to me.
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Yes, sorry, Norondor scared me into thinking I had not actually won and I had to save face.
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THE TRUTH IS IN FACT THAT NIKU DID WANT IT TO END THIS EARLY.
WITH FISTFULLS OF GOLD COINS.
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Oh. Somehow that makes it all OK. :happy:
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4:13 to 4:45.
Yeah, Niku won. That was a fast.
A shiny gold medal and a single point to you, Niku.
Achievements released whenever.
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I even won according to the correct rules, as opposed to the stupid rules.
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No one followed your stupid rules Niku, so it's all OK.
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Luckily, with the UAG over I no longer have to acknowledge Classic's existence.
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oh dang my forum clock was wrong
WELL DONE BRAVE WARRIOR
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HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK
Oh, good. Everything is right with the world again.
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I don't know if having this contest on a weekday was cruel or an act of mercy.
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I really liked Doom's tactic, personally.
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Does this mean that Niku also won the silver and bronze?
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Niku: Sorry to ruin the dream, but I wasn't competing at all. Do you really think I'd have let you go 30 minutes while I was just auctioneering?
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Auctioneering is the one thing I would have accepted such a failure on your part for.
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Is this over already? Am I adding more words in case it's not?
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Congratulations on your upcoming "too stupid to read the thread" achievement, Rygaron!
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How many achievements do you need to unlock hats?
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Hats are a random drop that nobody has ever actually seen.