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Thing4 (Playing Thread)
« on: October 10, 2012, 06:02:36 PM »

The Thing Theme

The night is cold. The events of the previous day still continue to astound and confuse. Why were those foreigners chasing that dog? Had they gone mad? Their high powered rifles and grenades seemed to suggest it.

But then, in the morning, you found something you couldn't believe. Something it didn't want you to see. Only your restless wanderings, unable to sleep so close to dawn, had discovered it. The "dog" wasn't a dog at all. Instead, some kind of... imitation. It had assimilated the other dogs in the kennel. You burned them. Burned them all. The screams were unlike anything you had ever heard before.

But the dog had been loose in the compound all day before being locked up for the night.

Now, it could be anyone.

The finger pointing. The accusations. Nobody is in the clear. It seems hopeless. The Thing simply has to wait until the cover of darkness to strike again.

But then a plan. A wire, heated. Blood. A hope of survival.

You don't know if it'll be enough.

12 players begin the nightmare.

Geo
Caithness
Kazz
gahitsu
Lottel
Destil
Kayma
Friend
Ocksi
Sharkey
Zara
Beat

Sharkey has the extra test today. Self-testing is not allowed.

It takes 7 votes to test.

Dynamite may not be thrown today.

All players must check in here before the game and timer begins.
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Re: Thing4 (Playing Thread)
« Reply #1 on: October 10, 2012, 06:21:31 PM »

I'm here.
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Re: Thing4 (Playing Thread)
« Reply #2 on: October 10, 2012, 07:26:20 PM »

This game should be DYNAMITE, know what I mean? Wait...

shit...
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Re: Thing4 (Playing Thread)
« Reply #3 on: October 10, 2012, 07:30:20 PM »

Geo, if you innocently attempt to ignite a flame war in this thread, I'm going to have to do a thing.
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Re: Thing4 (Playing Thread)
« Reply #4 on: October 10, 2012, 07:34:04 PM »

Do a thing?  Kinky.
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Re: Thing4 (Playing Thread)
« Reply #5 on: October 10, 2012, 08:08:20 PM »

Well, let's get to it then.
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Re: Thing4 (Playing Thread)
« Reply #6 on: October 11, 2012, 03:02:45 AM »

Se til helvete å kom dere vekk! Det er ikke en guild. Det er en ting, det etterligne en guild. Det er ikke ekte! Kom deg vekk idioter!
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Re: Thing4 (Playing Thread)
« Reply #7 on: October 11, 2012, 07:28:12 AM »

I thought both of you died. Oh wait, is this the fucking remake that tried to pass itself off as a prequel? Fuck this, I'm outta here. *pours whiskey into his cpu fan vent*
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Re: Thing4 (Playing Thread)
« Reply #8 on: October 11, 2012, 09:19:39 AM »

Let's do this thing
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Re: Thing4 (Playing Thread)
« Reply #9 on: October 11, 2012, 03:36:15 PM »

i always suspected norwegians were aliens

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Re: Thing4 (Playing Thread)
« Reply #10 on: October 11, 2012, 08:14:10 PM »

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Re: Thing4 (Playing Thread)
« Reply #11 on: October 11, 2012, 08:40:58 PM »

I'll test Geo on account of he looks suspiciously identical to me.

also I had an erotic dream about him once and it made me really uncomfortable.
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Re: Thing4 (Playing Thread)
« Reply #12 on: October 11, 2012, 08:54:25 PM »

We're talking the test with the wire for this game and not something else, right?

*grabs unto his belt protectively and eyes the exits*
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Re: Thing4 (Playing Thread)
« Reply #13 on: October 11, 2012, 09:07:36 PM »

Yeah, sure. The wire thing. Totally what I meant.

Also, not only is R-KN6 not fucking mate, but Q-Q5 puts you in place to tear ass after that. I admire the foreshadowing, but yeah, that's a cheating bitch.
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Re: Thing4 (Playing Thread)
« Reply #14 on: October 11, 2012, 09:13:04 PM »

Se til helvete å kom dere vekk! Det er ikke en guild. Det er en ting, det etterligne en guild. Det er ikke ekte! Kom deg vekk idioter!

I'm not even going to google translate that shit. I saw "guild" and "idiot," so we're all on the same page.
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Re: Thing4 (Playing Thread)
« Reply #15 on: October 11, 2012, 09:16:19 PM »

Anyway, do we vote to flamethrower Geo now? Because he's a sexy... because he's a thing? Because he's totally a fucking thing.
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Re: Thing4 (Playing Thread)
« Reply #16 on: October 11, 2012, 09:19:34 PM »

Sharkey tests Geo's blood with his wire right out of the gate.

The blood sample remains inert.

Geo is human.
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Re: Thing4 (Playing Thread)
« Reply #17 on: October 11, 2012, 09:25:30 PM »

I can still fuck eat kill him anyway, right?
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Re: Thing4 (Playing Thread)
« Reply #18 on: October 11, 2012, 09:30:12 PM »

Not on day one.

So wait, has the game started? I thought we were still waiting for everyone to check in.
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Re: Thing4 (Playing Thread)
« Reply #19 on: October 11, 2012, 09:36:03 PM »

gahitsu checked in in the other thread, we're waiting on Kayma and Kazz.

Voting for the other test and the time limit still hasn't started.
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