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Male seaking female
« on: September 07, 2008, 12:14:24 PM »
So, I'm a hardcore hacker, and Linux user as well as a programmar. I make game, and hang out on secret underground websites all day. I am currently looking for a job, so if you know where I can get one, that'd be cool. I'm 20, with a nice build, and great higeen. I'm also a very deep thnker, and great listener and cuddle buddy.

I know how to make a woman  ::D: in bed.

Msg. me if you're interested.  :happy:
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Re: Male seaking female
« Reply #1 on: September 07, 2008, 12:18:52 PM »
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"Imagine punching somebody so hard that they turned into a door. Then you found out that's where ALL doors come from, and you got initiated into a murder club that makes doors. The stronger you punch, the better the door. So there are like super strong murderers who punch people into Venetian doors and shit"

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Re: Male seaking female
« Reply #2 on: September 07, 2008, 12:57:39 PM »
This is really a joke post right?

















Right..?
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Re: Male seaking female
« Reply #3 on: September 07, 2008, 01:02:29 PM »
I'm a 26-year-old unemployed straight male seeking employment and a long-term girlfriend. My hobbies include drinking, social events and movies. I'm clever with layouts, enjoy quiet evenings with someone special and reading. I can 10-key during cunningulus at 80npm and 150lpm.
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Re: Male seaking female
« Reply #4 on: September 07, 2008, 01:11:20 PM »
Okay, this is god damned pathetic.
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Re: Male seaking female
« Reply #5 on: September 07, 2008, 01:16:45 PM »
Alternately: Male seeks partner in life and partnership in law firm.

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Re: Male seaking female
« Reply #6 on: September 07, 2008, 01:21:47 PM »
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Re: Male seaking female
« Reply #7 on: September 07, 2008, 01:30:00 PM »
You are the best fucking troll ever. I don't have any idea what you're doing, but you're doing it SO WELL.
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Re: Male seaking female
« Reply #8 on: September 07, 2008, 01:49:09 PM »
Seeking male, young (born no earlier than 200X), for making exhilarating love.  Msg me, won't you do it?
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Re: Male seaking female
« Reply #9 on: September 07, 2008, 01:52:19 PM »
Quote from: Kayma on September 07, 2008, 01:30:00 PM
You are the best fucking troll ever. I don't have any idea what you're doing, but you're doing it SO WELL.

I cant even tell if he's trolling or not most of the time.
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Re: Male seaking female
« Reply #10 on: September 07, 2008, 02:06:13 PM »
that's why it's so good saturn
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Re: Male seaking female
« Reply #11 on: September 07, 2008, 02:32:35 PM »
I have a theory that SoraCross has dedicated his entire life to being a troll against existence itself.
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Re: Male seaking female
« Reply #12 on: September 07, 2008, 02:36:30 PM »
Quote from: SoraCross on September 07, 2008, 12:14:24 PM
programmar. I make game

This is the bit that sells it for me.
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Re: Male seaking female
« Reply #13 on: September 07, 2008, 02:39:40 PM »
Quote from: Guildenstern on September 07, 2008, 02:36:30 PM
Quote from: SoraCross on September 07, 2008, 12:14:24 PM
programmar. I make game

This is the bit that sells it for me.

See, that is claptrappingly brilliant. "pro grammar" infers some sort of mastery of the English language, which he clearly does not have. And bastardizing the word "programmer" also calls into question his ability to "make game". It's a perfect fucking circle.
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Re: Male seaking female
« Reply #14 on: September 07, 2008, 02:43:43 PM »
You are overthinking his underthinking.
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Re: Male seaking female
« Reply #15 on: September 07, 2008, 02:53:54 PM »
No, you may be missing the forest for the trees here, Brent.  This guy is the fucking Bobby Fisher of trolls.
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Re: Male seaking female
« Reply #16 on: September 07, 2008, 03:24:58 PM »
Because he's a paranoid schizophrenic who thinks he's being persecuted by the Jews?
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Re: Male seaking female
« Reply #17 on: September 07, 2008, 03:33:39 PM »
detonator already won the thread as far as I'm concerned, I'm just here to bask in the moment and regret that I didn't get to it sooner
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Re: Male seaking female
« Reply #18 on: September 07, 2008, 03:46:39 PM »
Quote from: Brentai on September 07, 2008, 02:43:43 PM
You are overthinking his underthinking.

I PREFER TO THINK THAT THE WORLD IS AWESOME, MR. HALF-EMPTY
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