Topic: Quotes (Read 142211 times)

Brentai · « **Reply #1280 on:** January 14, 2013, 08:23:47 PM »

Wouldn't that make your nuts a classified military secret?

JDigital · « **Reply #1281 on:** January 15, 2013, 03:34:06 PM »

<Mr_Saturn|PC> myew by law of averages, somebody's last words were "space jam"
<myew> Mr_Saturn|PC: You were in a situation that's like "oh shit, i need to prove you have a lot of words.
<Silversong> I've had Scrabble games like that.

Ted Belmont · « **Reply #1282 on:** January 17, 2013, 06:08:08 AM »

<zarawesome> twerking is how teenagers praise their demon lord
<zarawesome> yolo the once-living

Mongrel · « **Reply #1283 on:** January 17, 2013, 09:19:53 AM »

<UberMex> Last time I was in Louisville, there was a HUUUGE banner of Col. Sanders on the side of an entire building downtown.
<UberMex> I hope his reign is benevolent.

Smiler · « **Reply #1284 on:** January 17, 2013, 05:58:43 PM »

(7:54:29 PM) mint_frog: You can delay baby fever with a puppy or kitten, but there is no cure
(7:54:32 PM) mint_frog: trust me I tried
(7:54:44 PM) facialimpediment: welp
(7:55:00 PM) mashed: vasectomy
(7:55:07 PM) facialimpediment: won't help\
(7:55:19 PM) facialimpediment: they will just find someone to fulfill their baby fever
(7:55:21 PM) dr._bones: I wanna get a vasectomy
(7:55:24 PM) facialimpediment: and it won't be you!
(7:55:28 PM) mashed: good point
(7:55:34 PM) dr._bones: you just don't tell them
(7:55:42 PM) dr._bones: so they keep having sex with you a lot
(7:55:49 PM) dr._bones: trying and trying to get you to put a baby in them
(7:55:57 PM) wales_grey: twenty twenty twenty four hours ago-aho, I wanna be castrated

Mongrel · « **Reply #1285 on:** January 30, 2013, 09:29:50 AM »

<IBA> I just watched Birth of a Nation
<IBA> apparently it was super racist.
<glocks4interns> I've only seen clips but... yeah.
<Nguyen> Yeah watched that for a film class.
<Nguyen> It did a lot of things in a new way for the time and still has a grand sense to it that other movies of the time probably didn't share.
<Nguyen> However, there are many groans, "oh dear," and very nervous laughter moments to be had.
<Mongrel> <quote><Nguyen> However, there are many groans, "oh dear," and very nervous laughter moments to be had.
<Mongrel> So
<Mongrel> like Django.
<glocks4interns> My understanding is that Django is a prequel to Birth of a Nation.

Romosome · « **Reply #1286 on:** February 07, 2013, 07:14:38 PM »

<Friday> "games aren't art because they didnt exist as a medium to express art when i was a kid"
<Friday> "x isn't art because x didn't exist as a medium to express art when i was a kid"
<Friday> when we're old it'll be the mind worms
<Friday> we'll claim the mind worms aren't art
<Friday> at least
<Friday> until they get to us

Friday · « **Reply #1287 on:** February 09, 2013, 02:02:40 PM »

[03:07:05] <Yahtzee> This is the only chat room I've come to more than once. I feel
comfortable here.
[03:07:17] <Nimduin> You shouldn't. We don't like you.
[03:07:22] <Yahtzee> That's why.
[03:07:26] <memo> But don't feel bad. We don't like anyone else, either.
[03:07:34] <Nimduin> Except Sakura.
[03:07:37] * Nimduin swoons
[03:07:38] <memo> Especially each other, and ESPECIALLY especially ourselves.
[03:07:40] <Xerox> Friday.
[03:07:49] * Xerox swoons.
[03:08:10] <Xerox> The rest of you can burn in hell though.
[03:08:16] <memo> We're also willing to elevate Sharkey up to "passive neutrality" status.
[03:08:25] <Yahtzee> Feel free to dislike me. Everyone who writes to me about my website
or the games I write just say how great I am. Where's the constructive criticism?
[03:08:30] <memo> And all the other ops, too, but only because we don't often feel like
getting kickbanned.
[03:08:49] <Nimduin> All of them except Brentai, anyway.
[03:09:12] <memo> But not Sharkey. For him, our neutral acquaintanceship and passive
attitude is sincere and heartfelt.

putting this here so the next time someone goes "Yahtzee came to #ff and we were mean to him?" I don't have to dig through like 5000 memo quotes to find it

Brentai · « **Reply #1288 on:** February 09, 2013, 02:28:39 PM »

From that snippet it sounds like we weren't mean ENOUGH for his tastes. Must be an indie dev thing.

François · « **Reply #1289 on:** February 09, 2013, 02:38:15 PM »

The fast-spoken man came to #ff, and he knew the name of the king.

Healy · « **Reply #1290 on:** February 10, 2013, 05:50:12 PM »

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Nowadays most people wouldn't even be fazed if it was revealed that Dredd spent his nights jacking off to his copy of The Law. That sort of thing is relatively normal.

Mongrel · « **Reply #1291 on:** February 13, 2013, 12:39:55 PM »

http://www.thecourier.co.uk/news/local/fife/msps-say-urban-dictionary-s-description-of-kirkcaldy-is-no-laughing-matter-1.68539

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Politicians say Urban Dictionary’s description of Kirkcaldy is no laughing matter

MSPs David Torrance and Claire Baker are disgusted by the depiction of the town on the Urban Dictionary site, which provides definitions of colloquial terms.
On it, Kirkcaldy is defined as “a community in the same way a prison island for the criminally insane is also a community.”

The post continues: “It is situated along the rusted trolley-ridden coastline of the county of Fife in the post-apocalyptic wasteland of Scotland.

“Local pastimes include heroin, alcoholism, pregnancy, begging and aggressive homophobia and racism.”

However, it is the description of the townsfolk that has caused the most offence.

It says: “For the most part, the people of Kirkcaldy are contorted and inbred psychopaths who sound like pirates and smell of cigars and damp socks.”

Mr Torrance said that even if the post was meant as a joke, it was unacceptable at a time when he and others were trying to promote Kirkcaldy as a place to live and create jobs.

EDIT: Oh man, a guy I know at work was born in Kirkcaldy.

Thad · « **Reply #1292 on:** February 13, 2013, 12:50:46 PM »

While he's there, someone should tell him to look up "Streisand Effect".

Niku · « **Reply #1293 on:** February 13, 2013, 01:34:25 PM »

Quote from: Mongrel on February 13, 2013, 12:39:55 PM

EDIT: Oh man, a guy I know at work was born in Kirkcaldy.

Were his jokes rather ribaldry?

Smiler · « **Reply #1294 on:** March 01, 2013, 02:59:20 PM »

[16:54] <+Esperath> HEY R^2'S FIANCEE
[16:54] <beatbandito> she never posts on the boards anymore so we can't
[16:54] <+Esperath> HE ONLY LOVES YOU FOR THE HAPPY ENDINGS
[16:54] <+Miu> Hey Mrs A, R^2 wants a massage with a handjob
[16:55] <brontozara2> when he said he wanted their story to have a happy ending
[16:55] <brontozara2> he did not mean what you think it meant
[16:55] <brontozara2> he meant sex
[16:56] <+Miu> He wants to put his breadroll in her oven and have it rise.
[16:56] <+Miu> ...hrm.
[16:56] <+Miu> Needs work
[16:56] <@Smiler> well yeah
[16:56] <@Smiler> thats why it goes in the oven
[16:57] <+Esperath> the fact that it doesn't rise until it's in the oven
[16:58] <+Esperath> is sort of weird
[16:58] <+Esperath> well, it's completely flaccid, let me cram it in there
[16:58] <+Esperath> SO SEXY
[16:58] <@Smiler> #yolo
[16:58] <+Esperath> you only levitra once

Healy · « **Reply #1295 on:** March 03, 2013, 01:34:43 AM »

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it's good that we're focusing on keeping kids healthy these days because we were dangerously close to a cereal that only had marshmallow bits

I mean yeah you can go ahead and buy them in bulk but there's not a big box in the cereal aisle that's like OOPS! ALL DIABETES

Smiler · « **Reply #1296 on:** March 07, 2013, 10:15:13 PM »

[00:13] <@Romosome> augh
[00:13] <@Romosome> I'm struggling with vector spaces
[00:13] <@Romosome> okay someone hear me out
[00:13] <@Romosome> we define a set as R^3 with the following operations
[00:14] <+Esperath> we define a set as R^2 with the following operations: disable car
[00:14] <+Esperath> remove girlfriend
[00:14] <+Esperath> drain bank account

R^2 · « **Reply #1297 on:** March 07, 2013, 10:19:42 PM »

My dog died, too.

Mongrel · « **Reply #1298 on:** March 08, 2013, 04:00:36 PM »

I'm not normally one for OMG CELEBRITY NOOZ, but this is too good not to share:

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Strange behaviour by Cuba Gooding Jr.: At some film-screening party in New York, the actor was going around identifying himself as “Dick McWilly” and babbling incoherently, the N.Y. Post reports.

“I just got out of jail,” he told one woman. “I had sex with a leprechaun, who had sex with an alligator and got him pregnant. No, I’m lying — the alligator wasn’t pregnant,” etc.

Zaratustra · « **Reply #1299 on:** March 08, 2013, 04:56:57 PM »

Cocaine is a hell of a drug.

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