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Sharkey

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Re: Quotes
« Reply #980 on: December 03, 2011, 09:59:42 PM »
Quote from: Disposable Ninja on December 03, 2011, 12:32:47 PM
Quote from: Thad on December 03, 2011, 12:04:18 PM
Wait, movie Thing and Blob, or Marvel Thing and Blob?

Movie. Friday's whole running gag is that she's some manner of Lovecraftian monster woman, right? I guess I should've been clearer.

I just read everything she writes in the voice of Old Gregg.
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« Reply #981 on: December 04, 2011, 05:19:16 AM »
you ever drink babies out of a shoe?
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« Reply #982 on: December 08, 2011, 05:09:57 PM »
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I'm curious, what are you guys general feelings about the Administration's position on the Keystone XL pipeline?
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I'm against any sort of pipeline that carries Keystone Lite.
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« Reply #983 on: December 13, 2011, 12:52:16 AM »
Amazon Lightning Deal hint text:
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This is a Nintendo DS game that simulates life, or at least it would if your life was about being trapped on a sinking ship and forced to complete a series of incomprehensible puzzles before your practically inevitable doom.

I had to check twice to make sure I hadn't landed on the game review section of someone's personal webspace.
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« Reply #984 on: December 13, 2011, 12:58:55 AM »
Hey, I remember being interested in that game.
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...but is it art?

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Re: Quotes
« Reply #985 on: December 13, 2011, 08:08:04 AM »
I don't, but I sure am now!
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« Reply #986 on: December 13, 2011, 09:45:22 AM »
Fuck, I just finished ghost trick.* I should look into 999.

*PROTIP: ghost trick is great
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« Reply #987 on: December 15, 2011, 09:08:17 PM »
[21:05]   <Kazz>   !surge my own penis
[21:05]   <Blackpearl>   SURGE: 4790 Target appears deformed or hideously ugly in sunlight
[21:05]   <Kazz>   .....
[21:05]   <Kazz>   this is poor happenstance
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« Reply #988 on: December 23, 2011, 07:07:49 AM »
<Esperath> feeling any better?
<@Fridayquest> a little
<@Fridayquest> got really naseated
<@Fridayquest> dunno why
<Esperath> :(
<Esperath> are you preggers
<Stush> Pregnesia
* Esperath pregs all over Stush
<Esperath> pregophobia
<Esperath> a fear of pasta sauce
<@Fridayquest> If I'm pregnant I'm going to have a very stern talk with my imaginary boyfriend
<@Fridayquest> he told me he was imaginary and I didn't have to worry about getting pregnant
<Esperath> they lie like that
<Esperath> because it feels better
<Esperath> without an imaginary condom
<kashan> Friday is imaginary pregnant? Congrats Friday.
<Esperath> IMAGINARY LIFE BEGINS AT CONCEPTION
<Esperath> DON'T YOU DARE CONSIDER AN IMAGINARY ABORTION
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« Reply #989 on: December 23, 2011, 07:33:39 AM »
The truly tragic part is how you won't get to go to imaginary college now.
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« Reply #990 on: December 23, 2011, 07:35:46 AM »
Imaginary Life Begins at Inception

Imaginary babies within imaginary babies. You fantasy womb is now a matryoshka doll.
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« Reply #991 on: December 23, 2011, 12:33:13 PM »
BABIES EVERRRYWHERRRRE!
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« Reply #992 on: December 23, 2011, 07:51:15 PM »
FOUR HUNDRED BABIES
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« Reply #993 on: December 23, 2011, 08:13:25 PM »
Babies babies everywhere and not a bite to eat.

Because they're imaginary.
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« Reply #994 on: December 26, 2011, 06:38:02 PM »
<NexAdruin> haven't we had this discussion. almost everyone in star wars has a name and backstory. there's one guy in the entire mos eisley cantina that doesn't have a name
<Lady> I'm sure that will change soon, NexAdruin
<NexAdruin> if it hasn't changed yet I don't know why now would be the time
<Brentai> Because I'm here!
* Brentai opens up Word, starts crafting tail of Simor Balmor.
<Brentai> Yes, tail.  For soup.
<Brentai> Simor Balmor took a sip of his fine Aldebaraan tea as he contemplated the fact that it was noon and he was not wearing his space shades.  Simor Balmor knew.  God damn Gungans.
<Brentai> Good God, why.
<quairlzr> thought Simor Balmor.
<@Fridack> Suddenly a 190007 Chevy Malibu Speeder burst through the wall.
<Brentai> Simor Balmor and his 1903 Chevy LandspeeNO
<@Fridack> "I'm a dodge," said the 190007 Chevy Malibu Speeder.
<Brentai> Suddenly the Made of Laffy Taffy Motherfucker Space Vampire rose up from behind the Cantina bar.  "I'm made of Laffy Taffy, motherfucker!" blahed the Made of Laffy Taffy Motherfucker Space Vampire.
<Brentai> This is quality work.  I think I'm going to add it to my portfolio.
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Re: Quotes
« Reply #995 on: December 26, 2011, 06:39:05 PM »
<Brentai> Man, fucking Wii.
<Brentai> I've got it hooked up in my room.
<Brentai> And I'm all thinking "aw yeah gaming in bed while I'm sick oldschool"
<Brentai> But fuck if I want to deal with the goddam Wiimote right now.
<Lee-Ham> as if waggling while in bed isn't second nature to you
<Brentai> Hur hurr
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« Reply #996 on: January 01, 2012, 11:47:52 PM »
[23:42]   Esperath   hmm
[23:42]   Esperath   brentai said he was a metal cock, correct?
[23:43]   Esperath   I am apparently a water pig
[23:43]   Esperath   oink oink
[23:43]   Esperath   splash splash
[23:43]   NexAdruin   Was brentai the metal cock?
[23:43]   NexAdruin   I thought it was someone else
[23:43]   Esperath   well, it's anyone born Feb 5, 1981 – Jan 24, 1982
[23:43]   NexAdruin   oh ok
[23:44]   Esperath   we are currently metal rabbit going into water dragon
[23:44]   BongoBill   The water dragon is the most annoying NPC in Skyward Sword.
[23:45]   Esperath   oh I think Friday is a metal cock
[23:45]   Esperath   Brentai might be as well, forget how old he is
[23:45]   NexAdruin   yeah I was thinking Friday as well Esperath
[23:46]   Vance   According to Friday I am the only thing that beats a metal cock
[23:46]   Vance   Which sounds oh so right
[23:46]   Esperath   what are you
[23:46]   BongoBill   A masturbating robot, of course.
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Re: Quotes
« Reply #997 on: January 10, 2012, 01:40:28 PM »
[15:39] Vance: !haiku for Zara's wedding
[15:39] Upthorn: Haiku Novicework: Didn't I fuck her? / what is this bullshittery? / and then I woke up
[15:39] Vance: ...
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« Reply #998 on: January 11, 2012, 12:16:29 AM »
[00:14]   Friday   I haven't seen a real life naked woman in real life
[00:14]   Friday   in about
[00:14]   Friday   looks down
[00:14]   Friday   nevermind
[00:14]   Esperath   friday has marsdragon in her lap
[00:14]   Finnel   <MarsDragon> Please don't get a boner Please don't get a boner Please don't get a boner Please don't get a boner Please don't get a boner Please don't get a boner
[00:14]   Finnel   <MarsDragon> She did. :(
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« Reply #999 on: January 11, 2012, 03:53:15 PM »
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The trick to haikus
is to keep writing and line-
breaking until you
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