Topic: What sort of videogame boss are you? (Read 2065 times)

Frocto · « **on:** August 04, 2013, 05:50:09 PM »

If I were a videogame boss, I would almost certainly be this guy:

A dumb shithead who doesn't attack you directly, but tries to knock you onto spikes, is pretty much me in a nutshell. How about you guys?

Disposable Ninja · « **Reply #1 on:** August 04, 2013, 05:58:07 PM »

I kind of feel like that boss that gets hyped up throughout the game, the boss you fight at the precipice of a major benchmark

and it turns out he's a god damned pushover

Brentai · « **Reply #2 on:** August 04, 2013, 06:15:46 PM »

Friday · « **Reply #3 on:** August 04, 2013, 06:29:52 PM »

Brentai is Giga Gaia we've been over this

as for me, I'm Friday MKII from Disgaea 2 I guess

Romo kinda limited my options here

A² · « **Reply #4 on:** August 04, 2013, 06:32:36 PM »

A HUGE FUCKING DRAGON.

Cthulhu-chan · « **Reply #5 on:** August 04, 2013, 10:56:43 PM »

I'm really more of a mini-boss. Kinda like one of those boss rush stage guys in the later Gradius games, you know, the ones that don't particularly stand out or have any notable gimmick and are just a speed bump to more interesting bosses.

R^2 · « **Reply #6 on:** August 04, 2013, 11:50:31 PM »

Ooh, can I be the tutorial boss who murders new players who don't understand the combat system yet?

Mongrel · « **Reply #7 on:** August 05, 2013, 12:11:44 AM »

I'm the boss you can avoid fighting by triggering a skip condition.

Büge · « **Reply #8 on:** August 05, 2013, 12:25:06 AM »

I'll be the boss that's kinda gimmicky, but I'll have an attractive visual design. Subsequently, I will become the darling of doujinshi authors and fanartists everywhere.

Beat Bandit · « **Reply #9 on:** August 05, 2013, 12:36:56 AM »

The unwinnable fight that you can game and beat, but there isn't anything programmed to recognize that you win.

Catloaf · « **Reply #10 on:** August 05, 2013, 01:15:44 AM »

Invulnerable to all attacks... except my own, predictable, well-telegraphed attacks which cause me considerable harm when I miss.

Frocto · « **Reply #11 on:** August 05, 2013, 01:28:14 AM »

Quote from: Catloaf on August 05, 2013, 01:15:44 AM

Invulnerable to all attacks... except my own, predictable, well-telegraphed attacks which cause me considerable harm when I miss.

Mr Saturn on the right.

Thad · « **Reply #12 on:** August 05, 2013, 01:39:52 AM »

GIANT ENEMY CRAB

Bongo Bill · « **Reply #13 on:** August 05, 2013, 04:29:20 AM »

The kind that wants you to get back to work.

Niku · « **Reply #14 on:** August 05, 2013, 06:02:07 AM »

The mad genius who's plans are all unspeakably fucking stupid, but goddamnit you better believe I'll be back for eight sequels.

Malikial · « **Reply #15 on:** August 05, 2013, 06:24:54 AM »

A twin boss, you kill one of us the other gets empowered.

François · « **Reply #16 on:** August 05, 2013, 08:41:13 AM »

I'm the inoffensive bullet sponge; I can't possibly kill you but you'll spend so much ammo chewing through my ridiculous health bar that the next guy is gonna make you feel like you genre-shifted to survival horror.

jsnlxndrlv · « **Reply #17 on:** August 05, 2013, 09:40:32 AM »

I'm the boss that only appears in promotional materials because that part of the game was unfinished and cut for time.

MarsDragon · « **Reply #18 on:** August 05, 2013, 10:44:57 AM »

I'm the annoying boss that you can only hit when they make super fast drive-bys of the arena.

Lottel · « **Reply #19 on:** August 05, 2013, 12:49:22 PM »

The shitty goofy boss you beat early on and later joins your party. Too bad you already got used to your preferred strategy and never use him.

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