Somebody got into our parking garage and rifled through a bunch of stuff, breaking into cars and the like. He rifled through my bike's luggage containers, going fishing through my toolkit.
This in and of itself isn't really strange or worrying. I expected something like that would happen eventually, be it in the garage or out on the street and while I have a bunch of stuff on my bike, none of it is irreplaceable or worth much (well, except the original factory toolkit, which has a couple of specialized tools... but that one's in a secret compartment in the tail-light housing).
I would only have been really pissed if he had stolen this one particular wrench I have that's of european make, is really useful, and either isn't made anymore or is very difficult to replace (it wasn't taken). But no, captain crackhead (or whoever), decided to ignore my valuable wrenches/tools, spare parts, and anything he could pawn, instead chooing to steal half* of an old screwdriver.
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It was a modular one. He took some of the parts... but not all of them. The weird part was that he would have had to take it apart to take only the parts he did.
Like I said, probably a crackhead. Or McGuyver. Mighta been McGuyver. On crack.