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High-Context Discourse / This hole
« on: January 14, 2014, 02:31:55 PM »
Put your things in this hole.

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High-Context Discourse / Ultra Loot '13: Arcade Edition
« on: December 24, 2013, 04:13:54 PM »
Dirty Santa pictures incoming, but so far:

Lego Minecraft Micro World
Lego Minecraft Nether
Clothes
Pajama Bottoms
$150
Two bitchin ready-to-be-framed prints, one of Star Wars, one of those amazing Calvin & Hobbes On Real Backgrounds pictures.
A Supaboy
A Specialized Killstreak Axtinguisher Kit
A Zelda 3DS XL
Like, a shitload of TF2 Keys
A shitload more pins.

More stuff is still comign in, and I gave as good as I got. After this year? I consider this a good salve on the wound.

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High-Context Discourse / ULTRA DIRTY SANTA '13
« on: October 31, 2013, 06:17:55 PM »
YOU KNEW IT WAS COMING



IT'S TIME FOR THE ONE, THE ONLY,
DIRTY SANTA EXTRAVAGANZA.


SAME AS LAST YEAR, AND THE YEAR BEFORE.
IN THE SPIRIT OF SAINT ARC, LET THE FESTIVITIES BEGIN!


You sign up, in THIS THREAD. But then, what do you do Miss Lyrai?
After posting in this thread, send me a PM! Here is a Handy Dandy format with all the required info!

NAME:
FULL SHIPPING ADDRESS:
NATION OF ORIGIN & CAN YOU SHIP INTERNATIONALLY
IN ONCE OR IN TWICE?
WHAT DO YOU LIKE/ALREADY HAVE
WHAT DO YOU DISLIKE/DON'T WANT/ARE ALLERGIC TO

On BLACK FRIDAY - The day AFTER THANKSGIVING (Or thereabouts, factoring in family trips and shopping), our talented crew will take all of the names and mix & match them up! You're getting a gift, but you don't know who from!


And you know what you do by Christmas, once you get your names? You SEND THOSE BOXES OUT! Draw some dinos on them! Make a mail-friendly notation that this is from your BRONTO SANTA.


EVERY CHRISTMAS, YOU'RE THE STRONGEST

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High-Context Discourse / IT'S COMING.
« on: October 13, 2013, 03:52:26 PM »

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High-Context Discourse / DIRTY SANTA '12: PARTYING ON
« on: August 20, 2012, 04:55:22 PM »
Matchlist
Lyrai -> Zach
Roger -> Dogstar
Roger -> Defenestration
TedBelmont -> Roger
TedBelmont -> Buge
Stush -> Defenestration
Buge -> Roger
Defenestration -> Brentai
Defenestration -> Kayma
Brentai -> Stush
Kayma -> Lyrai
Dogstar -> Shinra
Dogstar -> Tedbelmont
Zach -> Tedbelmont
Shinra -> Dogstar



LET'S GET THIS PARTY STAAAAAAAAARTEEEEEEEED

YOU KNOW HOW IT GOES
YOU KNOW HOW IT FLOWS

INFO TO GET TO ME BY NOVEMBER 2ND:
NAME:
FULL SHIPPING ADDRESS:
NATION OF ORIGIN & CAN YOU SHIP INTERNATIONALLY
IN ONCE, ONE AND A HALF, OR IN TWICE?
WHAT DO YOU LIKE
WHAT DO YOU DISLIKE
WHAT DO YOU ALREADY OWN?[/b]

YOU KNOW WHAT HAPPENS ALREADY ON NOVEMBER 3RD
SEND YOUR GIFTS OUT BY DECEMBER 10th
MAKE IT A BRONTO BOX: PUT A DINO ON IT, SOMETHING TO SAY IT'S THE BOX OF GOOD CHEER

CHRISTMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS


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Real Life / Make me watch shit
« on: April 05, 2012, 12:22:06 AM »
So. I have a packrat mentality and will buy and aquire without watching what I have already. No matter what I try, I can't motivate myself to just tear through the collection at any speed faster than "Once a month"

So, I'm making it a game. You guys force me to watch something. Once the poll closes (in 5 days, but I meant it to be shorter, but fuck destroying and recreating the poll), I -have- to sit down and watch whatever's there in it's entirety. Or if it's rather egregriously long, at least start watching it. I've tried to chop it up so I'm not having to eat into coursework time for it.

I have also missed out on pretty much what anyone would consider cinema classics (I had a sheltered life?) So if you have a better suggestion, and it's on netflix, fire away.

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High-Context Discourse / DIRTY SANTA 2011' HAUL THREAD + OTHER LOOTS
« on: December 24, 2011, 08:07:33 PM »
HEY FUCKWHISTLES.

START POSTING PICTURES OF YOUR HAULS.

My dirty Santa...is in the post office right now and they closed 10am here. Harumph.

So far:
$25
Flying Millenium Falcon
8GB Memory
Black Wizard Chocobo
A package of napkins that look like 100$CDN bills
Penny Arcade Book 7
Sonic Generations
Saints Row 3
A super comfy shirt
An even comfier jacket
A quarter pounder (Small wooden hammer attached to a closepin. Tapping it causes the hammer to strike a glued-on quarter.)
Space Jam on DVD

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YOU KNOW HOW IT GOES


LET'S GET THIS SANTA PARTY STARTED.


THE FOLLOWING PEOPLE HAVE EARNED THEIR "SENT LYRAI INFO" HAT:
Lyrai -> ENVY
Brentai -> JOXAM
Beat Bandit -> DOGSTAR
Envy -> SMILER
Kayma -> SILVERSONG
Smiler -> BRENTAI
Roger -> DOGSTAR
Roger, Son of Roger -> BUGE
Zach (Not Cloud) -> DOGSTAR
Silversong -> ZACH
Joxam -> TED BELMONT
Caithness -> ROGER
Ted Belmont, rival of Chad Dracula -> CAITHNESS
Buge -> ROGER
Dogstar -> DEFENESTRATION
Dogstar II -> BEAT BANDIT
Dogstar III, Undead -> KAYMA
Defenestration -> LYRAI


EACH YEAR, WE COME TOGETHER IN A VAGUELY ORGANIZED FASHION TO CELEBRATE THE TRUE MEANING OF ARCMAS: TRADING USED GOODS AND INFLICTING HORRIBLE DVD SETS AND PORN ON OTHERS. Or something like that.

AND THIS YEAR, IT'S NO DIFFERENT except we're starting signups 2 months early.

SHOULD YOU WISH TO PARTICIPATE IN THIS YEAR'S DIRTY SANTA, PM LYRAI THE FOLLOWING INFORMATION BY OCTOBER 31st, 2011
DEADLINE PASSED.

NAME:
FULL SHIPPING ADDRESS:
NATION OF ORIGIN & CAN YOU SHIP INTERNATIONALLY
WHAT DO YOU LIKE
WHAT DO YOU DISLIKE
WHAT DO YOU ALREADY OWN?


Using a system involving taping slips of paper with names on them to sunflower seeds and getting my pet bird, I will choose matches! You'll be sending to someone, but they don't know it's you!

Once names are distributed, you have until DECEMBER 10th to inject those packages into the postal system to the lucky recipient! Doodle a dinosaur on it to mark the solidarity of the BRONTOS! (And perhaps PM me if your package includes things that family members of the giftee might faint or have a dizzy spell over. Enough people on here have family problems that we should try to avoid ma & pa gasping at Sailor Moon & The 7 Ballz)


THIS CHRISTMAS, YOU'RE THE STRONGEST

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Gaming Discussion / WEEABOO GAMING TIME (Has NSFW Youtube Videos)
« on: April 11, 2011, 02:04:34 AM »
So I realized I could afford gamefly, signed up for it, and loaded up my list with games that planted their ass firmly on the "It looks cute but is it worth $60" territory.

Atelier Rorona: The Alchemist of Arland was first to arrive, and it's cute as hell, and encourages you to explore and muck around with what's apparently a superdeep Alchemy system. I say apparently because the deadline was so bad that I had to run around in the same forest rearranged a few times, buttonmash through turnbased combat, and then run back with collected ingredients and I had one day left and I still got the game's version of "Good, but you can do better" for it.
So in short it's cute, but the deadlines hurt it and it's kind of shallow

Then I got Ar Tonelico Qoga, which many chatters have seen me ranting about. It is a dating sim stapled onto a subpar RPG. I mean it works. There are monsters, you swing your sword, they die, but it's very obviously programmed as an afterthought to the dating sim. Escaping is literally pausing and choosing it from a menu. Inns are free. Save points are always places to rest (And chat for more talk points wai wai~) also for free. The Superboss gets around the ability for you to chainspam healing items - which the game gives you in shovelfulls - by just spamming attacks so fast the game can't register you mashing the pause button.

myew also shows up in the game in the Cosmosphere, the game's version of "Poke around in girl's minds, make them like you"
Ar Tonelico Qoga - Feel these nipples!
yes I am aware it's a base-kitball quote.

It is also extremely nsfw
Uninstalling with Soma Ar Tonelico Qoga Knell of Ar Ciel

And they spent maybe 90% of their budget on the music, which is just downright fucking incredible and has it's own fucking language: http://conlang.wikia.com/wiki/Hymmnos
Ar Tonelico 3 EXEC_FLIP_ARPHAGE/. with English lyrics

I feel like I'm missing something, because the last third of the story seems to be just a constant reference to AT1 or 2, which I never played or touched.


Also arriving in the mail soon: Hyperdimension Neptunia

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Gaming Discussion / Lufia
« on: March 23, 2011, 04:13:16 AM »
I'm playing Lufia DS right now. The remake of Lufia II.

I just got Artea

He's fucking Dante. Artea is Dante.

Too bad the rest of the game is aggressively mediocre and sometimes trips over it's own game design. It feels really like Lufia II: Abridged. Many times I would be lost had I not obsessively played the SNES version enough to have it memorized.

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High-Context Discourse / IT CAME FROM THE TAR PITS: WORST BRONTOSANTA '10
« on: November 28, 2010, 03:50:55 PM »
JOXAM -> CONSTANTINE
BRENTAI -> LYRAI
BUGE -> MOTHRA
BUGE -> BRENTAI
MCDOHL -> VGAMET
ENVY -> TED-9000
ZACH -> SILVERSONG
RIDLEY -> BUGE
TED-9000 -> BUGE
MOTHRA -> ZACH
SILVERSONG -> MCDOHL
NERD -> ENVY
KAYMA -> ROGER
ROGER -> MEIKAI
MEIKAI -> JOXAM
CONSTANTINE -> NERD
VGAMET -> KAYMA
LYRAI -> RIDLEY

DUKE BONUS ROUND -> ZACH





HONK HONK.
It's that time again! We're a few days behind schedule for this sort of thing, so let's not dilly dally around! Shamelessly copypasting from a previous year's post to speed things up!
PEOPLE WHO ARE IN LIKE FLYNN:
Brentai
Envy
VgameT
Joxam
Silversong
Nerd
Constantine
Roger
Meikai
Kayma
Mothra (Kabbage)
Zach
Ridley
McDohl
Buge
TED-9000
Lyrai

As in have sent me the proper info






Introduction:

BrontoSanta '10... Go!

Eight years and running, we're back for another avalanche of broken action figures and scratched discs. For those new to the community, this program is a secret - santa - by - mail operation using strictly used goods.




Deadline:

The sign-up deadline this year is December 4th. Later that night, I'll privately message you a name and shipping address that was randomly matched up with your own name. This will be your match, the person whom you're to send a present to, but not the one you'll receive a present from. That remains a secret!




Directions:

1. Private message me with the following information:

NAME:
FULL SHIPPING ADDRESS:
ENTERING YOUR NAME IN ONCE OR TWICE: ONCE / TWICE
ENJOY:
DISLIKE:
ALREADY OWN (DVD/BOOK/GAME/SYSTEM LIST):
CAN SHIP INTERNATIONALLY:


(2007 Wishlist)

2. Wait for your name to appear on the Bronto List.
3. Check your private message box on December 4th for your match, and their mailing address.
4. Check the Wishlist for ideas on what to send your match.
5. Ship out package(s) by December 11th. Mark "BRONTO" in bold upon the box. Or draw a Dino! Something that won't make the post office be angry at you
7. Clearly post that you've shipped the package in this thread.
8. Once you receive your present, confirm here and wait until December 25th to open it.
9. Post results (with pictures)!






Yes, I understand this is an INCREDIBLY SHORT TIME PERIOD for us, but we can do it!


EDIT: T: DEADBEATS: REDEEM YOURSELF THIS YEAR. I WILL NOT SINGLE YOU OUT AS LONG AS YOU GET THIS YEAR'S GIFT OUT ON TIME

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High-Context Discourse / Hey Newbie
« on: November 23, 2010, 11:28:50 PM »
Since I can't post in the active game, pay attention to your PM's and/or get on IRC if you want to do the thing

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1012 Brontolympics Main Events / Brontolypmics Discussion
« on: November 02, 2010, 08:54:58 PM »
Perhaps some way to have the more post-y events not show up in Recent Posts would be keen.

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1012 Brontolympics Main Events / GUESS THAT FUCKING TUNE 5
« on: October 31, 2010, 09:38:16 PM »
DO YOU WANT FUCKING MUSIC TRIVIA
OF COURSE YOU FUCKING DO

20 QUESTIONS
15 OF ARGUABLE DIFFICULTY
5 SUPER HARD OBSCURE ONES BUT AT LEAST ONE OF YOU WILL HAVE PLAYED ONE OF THEM AND KNOW IT BY HAND SO FUCK YOU

SIGN UP HERE. CONTEST STARTS NOVEMBER 5TH, ENDS THE GODDAMN 14TH

RULES
TIME: 1 HOUR, 5 MINUTES.
RAR: http://hundredcoins.org/brentai/files/GTT5.rar
SETUP: EVERYONE DOWNLOADS THE RAR, SETS UP A TIME. WHEN I HAND YOU(R) TEAM THE PASSWORD, THE CLOCK STARTS. ONE HOUR LATER, I WANT YOUR ANSWER SHEET.
NO AUDIO ANALYZING PROGRAMS OR WEB SERVICES. Someone used one of these and it ruins the whole spirit of the competition. Anyone caught using one of these will be instantly disqualified.
GOOGLEING IS ALLOWED. Sometimes songs have lyrics, and if you can make enough sense to google them, that is available.
WHEN YOUR TIME IS UP, HAVE ONE TEAM MEMBER SEND ME YOUR ANSWER SHEETS. Once that time is up, and your answer sheet is in, that's it. Your guess is locked in.
An answer key will be posted at the end.

SCORING:
FIRST 15: GUESS THE WHOLE THING, GET A POINT
SUPER HARD 5: GUESS THE GAME OR ARTIST, GET A POINT. GUESS THE SONG, GET A POINT. GUESS BOTH, GET TWO POINTS.
I AM NOT AN ASSHOLE. I WILL TAKE "LUFIA II: THE THING THAT PLAYS DURING THE WEDDING" AS A VALID ANSWER IF YOU ARE NOT UP TO DATE ON YOUR WEEABOO SOUNDTRACK NAMES.

GO.

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High-Context Discourse / When is it right to fight?
« on: October 21, 2010, 12:05:15 AM »
As shown in the shit days thread, I'm dealing with an extra-special relative. An extended discussion with an extremely callous person made me wonder what the rest of you thought: When is it okay to fight something, and when do you just let things take their toll?

I'm incapable of doing anything as far as I know. I'm a grandchild, not a direct relation to the deceased, so the most I can do is just yell loudly. To my knowledge I can't do anything legally. My father and mother want nothing to do with it, despite my insistence - My mother's cancer and my dad's back problem, they just want to let the whole shitstorm embroil itself. They don't want to get caught up.

But even then, should they be fighting it? Or is this even something that can be discussed as a "They should" or "They shouldn't?"

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Gaming Discussion / Mega Man Legends 3
« on: September 28, 2010, 10:23:21 PM »
Megaman Legends 3 for the 3DS now.

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High-Context Discourse / Arc: Myth or Reality
« on: May 30, 2010, 01:35:18 AM »
Somewhere on these boards is a thread or series of posts where apparently crazy GOPers dug around, found his name via his DailyKos thing, and then called for blood.

...anyone know where that is?


arc come back ;_;

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Media / Steve Perry
« on: May 22, 2010, 11:34:30 AM »
Stephen Perry missing after not showing up to court to get a protective order against a woman

Compounded with the fact that three days later they discovered an abandoned house, an abandoned van, and an as yet unidentified severed arm, things don't look good.

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