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Re: Happy Current Holiday!
« Reply #40 on: May 15, 2011, 05:21:56 PM »

Nah, that'd be bad, because our mom would just take all his money.
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Re: Happy Current Holiday!
« Reply #41 on: May 16, 2011, 10:29:39 AM »

Merry Diomass everyone.

Dio - Holy Diver

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I WILL TELL YOU WHAT HOLY DIVER IS ABOUT

 AND YOU WILL LISTEN


HOLY DIVER IS ABOUT ROCKING SO FUCKING HARD THAT SATAN HIMSELF QUIVERS LIKE A LITTLE GIRL AT THE MERE THOUGHT OF YOUR HEAVY METAL MAJESTY.

 HOLY DIVER IS ABOUT GETTING SO PUMPED THAT YOU WOULD HAVE NO QUALMS ABOUT PUNCHING A BABY IN THE FUCKING FACE BECAUSE SOMEDAY, IT MIGHT GROW TO BE A MAN WHO WOULD POSSIBLY CONSIDER ENTERTAINING THE NOTION OF LOOKING AT YOU FUNNY

 HOLY DIVER IS ABOUT HAVING TESTICLES THE SIZE OF VOLLEYBALLS AND DRINKING THE BLOOD OF THE WEAK AND SHITTING MOLTEN LAVA UPON YOUR DEFEATED FOES

 DO NOT QUESTION HOLY DIVER

 YOUR MORTAL MIND CANNOT COMPREHEND IT BECAUSE YOU ARE NOTHING COMPARED TO THE GLORY THAT IS RONNIE JAMES DIO. HE IS THE ALPHA AND THE OMEGA. HE IS YOUR GOD.

 DIE.
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Re: Happy Current Holiday!
« Reply #42 on: May 19, 2011, 05:40:00 PM »

Happy Birthday, Malcolm X!
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Re: Happy Current Holiday!
« Reply #43 on: June 16, 2011, 01:54:55 PM »

Captain Picard Day

Happy Captain Picard Day!
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Re: Happy Current Holiday!
« Reply #44 on: June 16, 2011, 02:23:06 PM »

Festivities for fictional frenchmen? Fie!
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Re: Happy Current Holiday!
« Reply #45 on: July 01, 2011, 05:09:18 AM »

Happy 144th Birthday, Canada!

Man... even our country's age is square.
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Re: Happy Current Holiday!
« Reply #46 on: July 01, 2011, 06:22:23 AM »

C... Canada...? What's...?

Oh you mean Harperland. Right. Happy Uno de Julio then, y'all têtes carrées. :whoops:
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Re: Happy Current Holiday!
« Reply #47 on: July 01, 2011, 06:57:48 PM »

Pip pip for another year of dullardry!

Now pass me a beer, eh.
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Re: Happy Current Holiday!
« Reply #48 on: July 14, 2011, 12:51:10 PM »

Happy Bastille Day!

Bastille Day - Rush
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Re: Happy Current Holiday!
« Reply #49 on: August 06, 2011, 10:44:35 AM »

Happy 100th birthday, Lucille Ball!
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Re: Happy Current Holiday!
« Reply #50 on: September 19, 2011, 09:24:22 AM »

 :yarr:

Hoist the colours, me hearties! 'tis Talk Like a Pirate Day!
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Re: Happy Current Holiday!
« Reply #51 on: October 31, 2011, 08:57:32 AM »

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Re: Happy Current Holiday!
« Reply #52 on: October 31, 2011, 09:18:17 AM »

possibly maybe
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Re: Happy Current Holiday!
« Reply #53 on: October 31, 2011, 10:32:37 PM »

Hot vampire-on-lesbians action is ASFW.
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Re: Happy Current Holiday!
« Reply #54 on: November 03, 2011, 08:27:44 AM »

Is it just me or does it seem like Black Friday has gotten more popular than Christmas?

(Which I guess isn't too shocking - Jews and Buddhists and Muslims get presents on Black Friday too.)
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Re: Happy Current Holiday!
« Reply #55 on: November 03, 2011, 08:37:30 AM »

One day too late to wish you all a muy feliz Dia de los Muertos.
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Re: Happy Current Holiday!
« Reply #56 on: November 03, 2011, 09:47:12 AM »

Is it just me or does it seem like Black Friday has gotten more popular than Christmas?

Are we talking about Wal-Mart's "Black Friday Preview" this Saturday?

Because we haven't had very good luck discussing Wal-Mart Black Friday sales in the past.
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Re: Happy Current Holiday!
« Reply #57 on: November 03, 2011, 09:49:58 AM »

Well, I'm talking about Wal-Mart's and everyone else's.  Halloween-to-Thanksgiving has gone from "Thanksgiving Season" to "Early Christmas Season" to "Black Friday Season".
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Re: Happy Current Holiday!
« Reply #58 on: November 11, 2011, 08:45:03 AM »

A "Thank you" to Guild, Dohl, and all our other vets.
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Re: Happy Current Holiday!
« Reply #59 on: November 11, 2011, 10:24:26 PM »

I got a free 6" BLT at Subway.
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