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« Reply #380 on: January 09, 2011, 11:54:24 AM »

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« Reply #381 on: January 09, 2011, 01:10:43 PM »

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« Reply #383 on: January 10, 2011, 02:23:53 PM »

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« Reply #384 on: January 13, 2011, 12:11:41 PM »

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« Reply #385 on: January 13, 2011, 12:45:41 PM »

Man, you got me so excited. Here I was thinking I'd get to see Sarah Brightman's O-face, and it turns out it was just O-face.
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« Reply #386 on: January 13, 2011, 12:48:02 PM »

In my defense, spelling is hard.
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Re: Links
« Reply #387 on: January 14, 2011, 06:56:06 PM »

Inglip Summoned

I think Tankclown is probably the best one.
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« Reply #388 on: January 23, 2011, 07:32:40 PM »

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« Reply #389 on: February 04, 2011, 03:17:24 AM »

Fat, Ugly or Slutty

The sheer amount of :derp: itude on display there is amusing, in a "I am embarrassed for my gender" kind of way.
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« Reply #390 on: February 04, 2011, 05:14:37 AM »

The best part of that site is the most recent post pointing out that apparently they accept from any video game related source but thus far have only found examples from XBL.
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« Reply #391 on: February 08, 2011, 11:24:50 AM »

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« Reply #392 on: February 09, 2011, 03:18:28 AM »

Everything has been flagged for removal. Is this really how the universe will end?
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« Reply #393 on: February 09, 2011, 07:52:25 AM »

:(

I knew I should have copied the text.

So the universe wouldn't end, I mean.

My oversight has DOOMED US ALL.
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Re: Links
« Reply #394 on: February 10, 2011, 04:15:16 AM »

...as usual.
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Re: Links
« Reply #395 on: February 10, 2011, 07:39:40 AM »

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I DO ANYTHING (30307)
Date: 2011-02-07, 3:58PM EST
Reply to: see below

travisdoesanything@gmail.com

My name is Travis Broyles and I will do whatever* you want me to do for less money than whoever you are paying to do it now.

Below is a list of just some of the things I can do. I do want to stress that I DO ANYTHING so email me if your requested service is not listed here.

Things I Will Do For $5:
Stare at you for 5 minutes
Give a hug to the person of your choosing
Call you on the phone and seem genuinely interested for 10 minutes
Draw your face on a balloon
Sing Barenaked Ladies' "One Week" from memory to the best of my ability
6 minutes of copywriting

Things I Will Do For $10:
Write your new theme song
Sing your new theme song on your voicemail
Spin until I throw up or you lose interest
Rename your Pokémon
Host a conference call with you and a person that you've always thought was cool but never really got the chance to hang out with, you know?
12 minutes of copywriting

Things I Will Do For $50:
Break-up with your boyfriend or girlfriend
Help you quit smoking (I'll call you every day for a month and yell "HEY DON'T SMOKE")
Tell the person you like that you think they're cute and what if you had sex together?
Try my best to fly in a public place for an hour
Make you a really great profile picture
1 hour of copywriting

Things I Will Do For $100:
Tell your kids which one is actually your favorite, and what the others could do to improve their standings
Fight someone much smaller or girl than me
Email you a list of 250 things I like about you (need access to any and all social network accounts)
Clean most of your house and apologize for the things I didn't
Deliver 5 fully cooked DiGiorno pizzas right to your door (5 mile radius from my home)
2 hours of copywriting

Things I Will Do For $1,000:
Host an event (will not host anything racially insensitive, e.g. human being auction)
Give a PowerPoint presentation on team building to your business and/or extended family
Rename your children
Build you a cardboard car and make vroom-vroom sounds while you drive it
Star treatment for a month (I'll hide in bushes and take pictures of you)
20 hours of copywriting

Things I Will Do For $100,000:
Yell your name every time I wake up for the rest of my life
Change my political and spiritual leanings
Screen all your phone calls for five years
Recreate the best day of your life (or worst, whatevs)
84 straight days of copywriting *BEST VALUE*

If interested, email me at travisdoesanything@gmail.com.

*Prices and tasks are subject to negotiation. I will not murder or steal or perform a legendary murdersteal. No rapes, and the sex has to be unrelated to the payment, like "Oh, after you're done cutting those trees down, do you want some lemonade?" but the lemonade means sex, mostly.

https://www.paypal.com/cgi-bin/webscr?cmd=_donations&business=MKL95Q636XQ68&lc=US&item_name=I%20Do%20Anything&item_number=Idoanything&currency_code=USD&bn=PP%2dDonationsBF%3abtn_donateCC_LG%2egif%3aNonHosted


Location: 30307
it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests   
   

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Re: Links
« Reply #396 on: February 10, 2011, 08:22:55 AM »

Ohhhhhh JD saved it.

THAT'S why I haven't winked out of existence yet!
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« Reply #397 on: February 12, 2011, 07:28:18 AM »

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