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Media / Re: THE MOST IMPORTANT CARTOON EVER MADE
« on: January 16, 2014, 04:26:17 AM »
That's a generous usage of the term.
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High-Context Discourse / Re: Simple Machines Forum
« on: January 15, 2014, 07:46:25 AM »
oh man i fucking love souffles
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High-Context Discourse / Re: Simple Machines Forum
« on: January 15, 2014, 05:09:22 AM »
But why would we label the karma button Mongrel if it DOESN'T include the pointless commentary?
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Media / Re: THE MOST IMPORTANT CARTOON EVER MADE
« on: January 09, 2014, 09:27:35 AM »
or joan's an endlessly recursive flank
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World of Warcraft / Re: Cards against Orcmanity
« on: December 30, 2013, 06:13:17 PM »
Just went 11-2 as a Mage in Arena. I can barely even be mad at the Paladin who denied my 12th win after the hilarious bullshit he pulled on me with a questing adventurer and two blessing of kings. It turns out the secret to doing really well in Arena is having Pyroblast, Archmage Antonidas and a third of your deck being spells. WHO KNEW.
435 goddamn gold from that run, too.
435 goddamn gold from that run, too.
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Gaming Discussion / Re: Game(s) of the Fucking Year 2013
« on: December 28, 2013, 02:44:24 PM »
THIS IS ABOUT 2013 GAMES OKAY
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Gaming Discussion / Re: Game(s) of the Fucking Year 2013
« on: December 28, 2013, 10:12:29 AM »
also thanks for reminding me newbie
THE FUCK YOU JEFF GERSTMANN YOU HAVE LITERALLY NEVER BEEN MORE WRONG JUST STOP TALKING HOLY SHIT DID YOU HONESTLY JUST FUCKING SUGGEST THEY SHOULD LIKE ADD A BUTTON PRESS SWAP ARE YOU ACTUALLY LEGITIMATELY THAT DUMB AWARD GOES TO:
BROTHERS: A TALE OF TWO SONS
THE FUCK YOU JEFF GERSTMANN YOU HAVE LITERALLY NEVER BEEN MORE WRONG JUST STOP TALKING HOLY SHIT DID YOU HONESTLY JUST FUCKING SUGGEST THEY SHOULD LIKE ADD A BUTTON PRESS SWAP ARE YOU ACTUALLY LEGITIMATELY THAT DUMB AWARD GOES TO:
BROTHERS: A TALE OF TWO SONS
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Gaming Discussion / Re: Game(s) of the Fucking Year 2013
« on: December 28, 2013, 10:10:33 AM »
Knorpse del Exquisioco Tres
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Media / Re: THE AVENGERVERSE (probably going to be spoilers)
« on: December 28, 2013, 06:07:47 AM »
Captain America feels like Joe Johnston finally got a second shot at making The Rocketeer a success. Because the only thing better than having The Rocketeer in this world is having two of them.
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Gaming Discussion / Re: Game(s) of the Fucking Year 2013
« on: December 28, 2013, 05:58:44 AM »
THE I WATCHED THIS GAME ON YOUTUBE INSTEAD OF PLAYING IT AWARD GOES TO:
THE LAST OF US!!
THE BUY A VITA YOU FUCKS AWARD GOES TO:
TEARAWAY!!!
THE PLATFORMER WITH THE MOST FART JOKES IN A YEAR WITHOUT A NEW WARIO AWARD GOES TO:
ROGUE LEGACY!!
THE AWARD FOR MOST AGREEING WITH WHAT BUGE SAID GOES TO:
ME OMG WHAT AN HONOR!!
THE HD REMAKE OF THE YEAR BECAUSE WE HAVE LITERALLY NO CONCEPT OF HOW TO DO NEW THINGS AWARD GOES TO:
SPELUNKY HD!!!
THE LET'S BE HONEST THIS IS ALL I'M GOING TO EVER FUCKING PLAY AWARD GOES TO:
WORLD OF WARCRAFT!!!
THE BEST GAME WHERE THEY TOOK MY MONEY BEFORE ACTUALLY RELEASING A FUCKING PRODUCT AWARD GOES TO:
HEARTHSTONE BECAUSE I WANTED THAT FUCKING CARD!!! BUT ALSO MAYBE STARBOUND!! BUT ALSO MAYBE KICKSTARTER GAMES????
THE STOP FUCKING DOING THIS AWARD GOES TO:
TAKING MY MONEY BEFORE YOU MAKE A FUCKING PRODUCT
I'M SO WEAK
and so cold
so very cold
THE LAST OF US!!
THE BUY A VITA YOU FUCKS AWARD GOES TO:
TEARAWAY!!!
THE PLATFORMER WITH THE MOST FART JOKES IN A YEAR WITHOUT A NEW WARIO AWARD GOES TO:
ROGUE LEGACY!!
THE AWARD FOR MOST AGREEING WITH WHAT BUGE SAID GOES TO:
ME OMG WHAT AN HONOR!!
THE HD REMAKE OF THE YEAR BECAUSE WE HAVE LITERALLY NO CONCEPT OF HOW TO DO NEW THINGS AWARD GOES TO:
SPELUNKY HD!!!
THE LET'S BE HONEST THIS IS ALL I'M GOING TO EVER FUCKING PLAY AWARD GOES TO:
WORLD OF WARCRAFT!!!
THE BEST GAME WHERE THEY TOOK MY MONEY BEFORE ACTUALLY RELEASING A FUCKING PRODUCT AWARD GOES TO:
HEARTHSTONE BECAUSE I WANTED THAT FUCKING CARD!!! BUT ALSO MAYBE STARBOUND!! BUT ALSO MAYBE KICKSTARTER GAMES????
THE STOP FUCKING DOING THIS AWARD GOES TO:
TAKING MY MONEY BEFORE YOU MAKE A FUCKING PRODUCT
I'M SO WEAK
and so cold
so very cold
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World's Most Scientific Institute / Re: What Was The Worst Animaniacs Segment?
« on: December 25, 2013, 12:22:39 PM »
Hip Hippos had the spideys at least.
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World's Most Scientific Institute / Re: What Was The Worst Animaniacs Segment?
« on: December 24, 2013, 04:49:49 AM »
do you even know what a furry is
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World's Most Scientific Institute / Re: What Was The Worst Animaniacs Segment?
« on: December 24, 2013, 02:40:40 AM »
I have to go with Goodfeathers, not because it's not a good gag, but because it feels like the most stagnant of all the one-note gag characters. Chicken Boo and Buttons and Mindy are pretty close, and Minerva Mink basically existed to launch furry fandom before Space Jam made it go nuclear.
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High-Context Discourse / Re: ULTRA DIRTY SANTA '13
« on: December 23, 2013, 04:47:39 PM »
Oh yeah, it's bleak as hell, but it's told really smartly and extrapolates some super interesting stuff out of its premise. Which is also why I really want to read This Is How You Die. I thought Machine of Death was a clever enough anthology but a lot of the stories hit the same points; by all accounts, the sequel is wildly creative.
more books about interesting spins on future death prevention / prediction plz
more books about interesting spins on future death prevention / prediction plz
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High-Context Discourse / Re: ULTRA DIRTY SANTA '13
« on: December 23, 2013, 09:46:25 AM »
the postmortal is a fuckin rad book
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World of Warcraft / Re: Cards against Orcmanity
« on: December 20, 2013, 08:03:38 AM »
Notice: if it at any point before December 16th you opted into the beta, you should now have an invite. If you haven't but what in, opting in before January 7th will get you an invite to the closed beta sometime before open beta goes into effect. Beta opt ins end completely on January 7th.
It's not a bad plan to get in if you want to play the game either, since the collections will carry over into the full release. Get started on your cards and your fucking goddamn pyroblast decks you motherfuckers fuck you now!
It's not a bad plan to get in if you want to play the game either, since the collections will carry over into the full release. Get started on your cards and your fucking goddamn pyroblast decks you motherfuckers fuck you now!
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